Strip Club Reports

**DutchTreat** · 01-04-16 13:59

You just graduated from the school of hard knocks. You're not going to yank every pitch out of the park. Consider your $240 as tuition for learning something about how these places operate. I usually lower my expectations of those kinds of places as YMMV.

Good luck and, BTW, I wouldn't wish AIDS on my worst enemy.

Originally Posted by DreamFreez [View Original Post]

I wanted to check out Nude. Got ripped off.

I go there at 6 , None of the dancers were good.

At 7 new dancers started coming in. This girl named Victoria was good. I tiped her well on stage. I got 2 for 40 $ nude dances.

Then I take her again for 1 for 20 $ topless dance.

After sometime this short dark ***** called Alex approached me. She told me she'd help me cum in VIP. I pay 100 $ and go to VIP. She does topless. I was like WTF. I went to the manager. That asshole was like dude VIP room is just topless you're wasting your songs. Finally I get 3 lame ass dances in the VIP area. I told her to get nude. She took me to the nude section. Undressed and stoop there. I was like Screw this I m leaving.

They send me out the club and scam 40 $ for the nude dance I didn't get.

I wasted 240 $ there. For nothing.

The manager is a cocks*cker, motherfu*kn see*nt. He ll die of Aids soon. And that be*tch Alex too.

**DreamFreez** · 01-04-16 04:03

I wanted to check out Nude. Got ripped off.

I go there at 6 , None of the dancers were good.

At 7 new dancers started coming in. This girl named Victoria was good. I tiped her well on stage. I got 2 for 40 $ nude dances.

Then I take her again for 1 for 20 $ topless dance.

After sometime this short dark ***** called Alex approached me. She told me she'd help me cum in VIP. I pay 100 $ and go to VIP. She does topless. I was like WTF. I went to the manager. That asshole was like dude VIP room is just topless you're wasting your songs. Finally I get 3 lame ass dances in the VIP area. I told her to get nude. She took me to the nude section. Undressed and stoop there. I was like Screw this I m leaving.

They send me out the club and scam 40 $ for the nude dance I didn't get.

I wasted 240 $ there. For nothing.

The manager is a cocks*cker, motherfu*kn see*nt. He ll die of Aids soon. And that be*tch Alex too.

**DreamFreez** · 01-03-16 05:40

So, this was my first visit to a Strip Club, I rate it 2. 5/5. (I thought they gave topless lap dances).

I go there at 6 pm, Hanessey, blonde in her early 20's was talking to an asian guy. Johny asian 21 petite was with 2 other guys. It got really boring. Hanesseys shift gets over and she leaves.

At 7 pm other girls come out, this girl called Morgan 5'8 brunette, silicone tits, hot ass, approaches me and says 2 for 20 . I agreed blindly and go in. She allowed little touching. I pressed her tits for 2 secs. She was like NO!! , her dance was average. I didn't tip her.

It got crowded at 8.

At 8 the asian johny approached me, she was not interested in what I was saying. Somehow she got me to spend 2 for 20 . Her dance was good but she didn't allow touching so I didn't tip her.

After some time morgan was on stage, I tiped her 10 1 $ and she comes up to me and asked if I needed another dance. I said ok. This time she allowed touching. I squeezed every part of her except tits, she said no. Finished the dance I tiped her.

I went to the restroom, 3 guys were screaming bro I had sex in the VIP with a mexican chick, 1 guy got BJ from an african american girl etc. So I ask them how much, they were like 60 $ . I was like damn this morgan looks amazing lets get extras at VIP.

So I ask her. She was like 50 $ VIP. I ask her what do I get there. She said 3 lap dances and that's it. I told her some guys got to see tits, HJ and BJ at the VIP. She called me a pervert and starts yelling at me. I was like damn fuck this shit. I go back and sit. The guy who told me about the VIP saw what happened. He called Morgan and he said something to her. I have no clue what.

Then Morgan comes up to me and she takes me for 2 for 20 again. This time I grab the tits, motorboat for a long time. She told me to smack that ass and I did. She grinded on my super hard dick. It almost felt like sex. The grind was Deep, and non stop motorboating. I tip her and leave.

I met the guy outside, I ask him what did you tell her. He said " Dude, don't be so polite to them " instead you say " Hey fucking come here and do this " and they follow.

So guys, tell me I need your opinion. I spent 100 $ for this. Is it worth it?? Someone tell me How to get extras. I have no clue how. Is there a secret??

**Member #5087** · 12-20-15 01:50

Originally Posted by PincheGringo [View Original Post]

Anyone get any action from this girl at Cal Girls? She works the bar and sometimes is a dancer?

I've seen her a few times at Cali Girls, she's pretty friendly.

**Hambone78** · 12-19-15 01:48

Originally Posted by LakersFan24 [View Original Post]

I'm in the OC area and was wondering which club you guys would recommend for latinas?

Definitely Saharas! I went there a few weeks ago and out of about 20 girls in the club, 15 were Latinas. 3 dances for $30.00 and mileage is pretty good! $10.00 cover and $10.00 drink is the only bad part.

**Pinche Gringo** · 12-18-15 20:20

Anyone get any action from this girl at Cal Girls? She works the bar and sometimes is a dancer?

**AlexYummy187** · 12-17-15 05:22

Originally Posted by TheBossMan [View Original Post]

Yeah, the bird has never let me down!! The stripper pretty much told me all the menu within the first 30 seconds she sat next to me HAHA.

The Flamingo is in Vegas, yes?

**TheBossMan** · 12-16-15 22:29

Originally Posted by AcuraDreamer [View Original Post]

This place is a dump. No one here's offers FS. Its either flamingo or tjs you will get FS from anyone.

Yeah, the bird has never let me down!! The stripper pretty much told me all the menu within the first 30 seconds she sat next to me HAHA.

**AcuraDreamer** · 12-16-15 19:17

Originally Posted by IAmDonda23 [View Original Post]

Hey what do you guys think about imperial? I went there a few months ago and at first it was pretty underwhelming with the bad lighting and average strip teases. I got a couple lap dances that were nothing special but the last one I got was a 3 for 20 from this mexican girl with cheetah print tattoo on her thigh and it was the best lapdance I ever had. Does anyone know her name she is about 20 yrs old. Also do any of the girls offer FS there?

This place is a dump. No one here's offers FS. Its either flamingo or tjs you will get FS from anyone.

**IAmDonda23** · 12-15-15 03:13

Hey what do you guys think about imperial? I went there a few months ago and at first it was pretty underwhelming with the bad lighting and average strip teases. I got a couple lap dances that were nothing special but the last one I got was a 3 for 20 from this mexican girl with cheetah print tattoo on her thigh and it was the best lapdance I ever had. Does anyone know her name she is about 20 yrs old. Also do any of the girls offer FS there?

**Whoopster** · 12-06-15 21:48

Yes you are right the DJones but every once in a while I just need to check it out. For me the draw is the idea of doing it in a semi public arena. That's why I really miss the "handshake". Loved sitting at a table while having junior stroked while the drink girl is tryin not to look. Or being behind the sheer curtained semi private area watching people walk by while being serviced.

**SkilLuck** · 12-06-15 21:30

Let me first say that I blew a lot of money here just because I felt like it. I went here a couple of months ago before I even joined this site and I only remembered it now cause I was looking at reports. So a couple of months ago I went for my second time here on some Friday and it was like dead. Last time I was here this place was hella busy but that day for some random reason only had like 10 customers.

I got my first dance with this bomb ass looking spinner, she's this hella cute early to mid- 20's white brunette with about 32 bees that you would be like, if I could bag her, that would be something to brag about. I forgot her name but I went to the private area with her and upfront she says that her usual tip for private is 60 bucks but the dance was not that great. No extras but she says that for regulars she is willing to do the dance nude for them and no extras it seems. I didn't like the dance so I doubt I would ever go back for her but the next girl was different.

So I'm sitting down and she approaches me, she's white mid 20's and the spinner type but she's like even smaller with 30 bees or so with some ink of her body. We go for a 3 song dance in a curtained section and her dance was much better. I was wearing jeans but she could feel that junior was fully awake and she gives him a little tug. When our time is up she asks if she wants her to finish me off in the private area and off course I happily agree. While in the private area we agree to. 6 for a hand from her and we just get going from there. Lap dance and a helping hand at the same time was definitely that what I was used to in MP's. When she got me to finish and I was quite happy with it, we just laid there and just talked until the bouncer told us that our time was up.

**The Tall Man** · 12-02-15 11:50

Originally Posted by DJones [View Original Post]

Strip clubs are an expensive way to get your nut. And there's always the damn upsell. "I'll take care of you for $160 in the private area. " Once you're there, it's "Oh, that's for the house. If you want anything more, that would be extra. " Sheesh. But, I've had a couple of nice times at the Bird.

I too went through the SC phase during the mid to the late 90's. I spent allot of $$ between Ls Vegas, IE and Los Angeles. Had allot of fun, met some great gals but must say the last time I step foot inside a strip club must be at least a decade ago and never looked back.

The Tall Man.

**DJones** · 12-01-15 22:23

Originally Posted by Whoopster [View Original Post]

Went in Saturday around 10 pm. There was a rather large but sexy girl standing at the entrance. As soon as I walked in she gave junior a light handshake, then followed me to a table in the back for a little more. Tried to get me into the $120 curtained off area, promised to take care of me, but got pissed when I declined.

Later met the eastern European blonde girl. Great body, definitely takes pride in her stage performance and personal appearance. Got the special 3 for $20 in the LD couch area. Very hands on, good mileage. Moved to the curtained area to finish off the evening. Yes, it was expensive.

Strip clubs are an expensive way to get your nut. And there's always the damn upsell. "I'll take care of you for $160 in the private area. " Once you're there, it's "Oh, that's for the house. If you want anything more, that would be extra. " Sheesh. But, I've had a couple of nice times at the Bird.

**SocalBenzo** · 11-25-15 21:39

Went to imperial theater, no high mileage but laid back and still a lot of fun, some stickshifting and rubbing but nothing crazy. I used to read dancer reviews on a really good la oc strip club review site but can't remeber what it was, any help would be appreciated.