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[Kenji218]

You have 13 fucking vague posts that all could be ascertained from reading others posts if you ask me. No one is ruining the hobby by posting anything really. Even if it's exaggerated or a major difference of taste. Walk out if the girl isn't what you expect is always the answer. If you made an appointment based on a review here and she walks in not to your liking then walk. I have never been with Muni but caught a glimpse of her ass as she walked down the hall once. She had good reviews at two previous establishments before going to happiness by the way. Who cares?

Share some useful info motherfucker before being so fucking critical and a whiny *****. Hopefully my post ruins the hobby for you and you stop mongering LOL.

It doesn't take years of mongering and 780 posts to figure out what I have been saying all along. I'm just saying what a bunch of other members are afraid to say or don't want to say. Or at least SOME seniors anyways, looks like other seniors already had enough of happy and her shills LOL!

How about this for some info sharing. Muni I would say is easily in her 40's, she is a Korean ajumma and is about a whole inch taller than a hobbit. She looks no better than a pearl city / kalihi bar ajumma that keeps begging you to "buy drink". No thank you!

[Nutmaker]

I wasn't going to bother to address any of the recent accusations here, because I'm a big boy and am tired of the childish games like name calling and ignorant and false accusations, but I need to because they aren't just affecting me. I'm sticking my neck out, I'm sure that someone will try to chop my head off, but, if the trolls can live on forever, so can I, LOL.

First of all, I'm not a shill. I wasn't one for Kison a couple of years ago when I was frequenting that establishment and its girls, I wasn't when I was at CHM a lot, I wasn't a shill when I was going mostly to Hula Girl or Nirvana either. I don't work for anybody. I go places, see girls and write reviews of my experience. More on that later. When I'm comfortable with a girl or an establishment, I tend to go there a lot, sometimes borderline exclusively. That's my preference. Yes, Happy and I get along very well, she knows what I like, and as a result of that, the women at Happiness tend to know what I like. They all have many good reviews from varied mangers, who also like the services that they provide. Sure, sometimes a girl has an off day, or a monger receives sub par service. That's a part of life. I've received sub par service from several top tier providers, sometimes it was a one and done, sometimes I gave a second or third chance and simply wrote it off to the fact that for whatever reason, we didn't click. I don't take it personally, and I don't bash them on the boards. So what. My bashing a popular girl does nothing other than to say that I didn't have fun. It doesn't take away from the fact that she is an excellent provider, just that it didn't happen that time with me. Bad reviews are a part of this system that we are involved in, but they can be constructive as opposed to being mean. I believe that many guys say things in the shroud of anonymity that they might phrase differently if their face was attached to their words. Use your words. Stank pussy? Simple, just say that she had some hygiene issues the time that you saw her. You think her body type is wrong? Maybe others like it, so just constructively point out that her body wasn't up to your standards because she was a little thick around the middle or her boobs weren't the size or shape or type (natural vs man made) that you prefer. There is a way to go about things in society without being an ass. You don't have to worry about her feelings, but you don't have to be a douche either. Me personally, I like all sorts of body types, face types and so on, so, in my reviews, I try to describe the girls face and body in a way that gives the reader an image, as opposed to giving a random number that can be seen many different ways by many different people. My perfect 10, that once in a life time girl, may not be your perfect 10, so I try to describe her and let you decide if you want to see her. If you go see her and don't like what you see, simply tell her that she isn't your style or preference and that you'd like to see the mama again. She may be offended or feel rejected, but it sure beats you spending your hard earned money on someone that you don't want to be with, and in turn, the provider, no matter how good, will pick up on that and on top of not liking her looks, you won't like her service or attitude. You'll be out cash, and will most likely write a review bashing her, when if you simply request someone else or walk away, you can find someone else more to your liking and have a positive experience. Don't blame my review or the girl because you didn't have the intestinal fortitude to get up and walk away.

My writing style and preferences. It has been described as advertising, flowery, puffery and even all out bs. When I write and how I write reflects the fantasy that I have just experienced. Many of the women that I see, and particularly the ones that I repeat with, provide me with more than just a lay, they provide me with that GFE that I desire. Many times I may be walking out on cloud 9. Fortunately for me, I know that what just happened wasn't real love, but was just good sex between two consenting adults. However, it felt real, or at least like a real fwb experience. As for girls faking it, sure, it happens. One reason that I ask that a girl not pre-lube is because when I daty, I can tell if she's really enjoying herself. That does matter to me. That's also part of my preference. Lube can be applied for penetration, because even lubricated condoms need help, and even a naturally wet pussy can use a little lube for a condom covered boto. I know that I will always come. I like a mutually enjoyable experience whenever possible. There are many high quality, odorless and tasteless lubes on the market, but no one has been able to synthesize the consistency of a woman's cum, or the change in taste when she comes. (Grossing you out because you don't want to exchange any fluids with anyone? Fine, that's your preference. There are plenty of girls to fit the bill there.) When a girl comes during sex, you can almost be guaranteed that she will reciprocate in many different ways. Girls who only lfk suddenly dfk. That half ass BBBJ becomes a deep throat extravaganza that blows your mind as well as your wad. Sometimes BBFS may even be a result. I never have and never will tell a woman no condom, nor will I try to pressure her. I want her to be comfortable. (I've had some great CBJ's which aren't normally my preference.) The cuddling becomes very intimate. I like intimacy. Some don't. That's your preference. See someone else. Then, there's YMMV, which is at the heart of every review written and every experience had by just about everyone. I'm no stud to look at, but my personality and the way I try to treat people has given me a reputation that precedes me at just about every AMP that I go to.

Kickbacks. Many of us senior members that have mostly reviews as opposed to comments and questions under our belt have been offered them. Believe me when I say this or don't, I really don't care, but I have never taken a freebie from a mama because, as I've always explained to them, it would be wrong to do so, and I the one that has to look in the mirror every day. I do a lot of soul searching and personal reflection, and don't want to be some sloppy politician taking kickbacks. As a result of this, I believe that I have earned a respect from the ladies for my personal integrity. Yes, I have taken a freebie from an atf before, but, as she put it, she wanted to show me her appreciation for how I had treated her in a personal way. No clock, no mama, and some things were done that blew my doors off. I've been taken to dinner too. So what. Sure, some would say that it was payback for glowing reviews, but the reviews were authentic and written long before any freebie was given, and they were highly reviewed providers and have probably 99% positive reviews by a lot of different senior members. Sometimes that was the last I'd seen of them as they either retired or moved on to other cities. I somehow doubt that all of them got what I got. Call me naive if you want. I know what goes down behind my closed doors.

I know that not all relationships made in this industry are real. I know that the reality of it is that these girls are trying to make bank. I also know that they are people, not a commodity like some believe. I respect the good ones for how hard they work to make every man that sees them feel like a pornstar, a great lover, a handsome man, or whatever the client is looking for in the hour spent together. I treat these women like women, and in turn am treated like a man by them, both in and out of the rooms. I have many positive experiences because I take the time to do my due diligence and study the reviews. I have toftt, and I've been both burned by it and have found some amazing diamonds in the rough. I have taken the chance and trusted women that appeared as friends, and have been both burned and rewarded with true friendships. I know the friendships because they are retired, yet still take the time to shoot me a text from time to time just to see how I am. No money. No favors. No requests. It is possible, but like with all friendships in life, they come when you don't look or don't try, if you're open to them. I am. One can never have too many true friends. I have one or two. I'm lucky.

I hope that everyone on here gets what they're looking for, and if one person has a great experience as a result of reading a review that I wrote, I'm glad. As for the haters, well haters going to hate. That's nothing new. Goes way back in history.

Aloha, and let the fecal throwing continue. I'll sit back and watch from the sidelines, have amazing sex, and be a shoulder to cry on if and when it's needed. That's what friends do. Think what you like. You're not in my slippahs.

One more thing, I don't make girls popular, I just relay the experience that I have with them. It's their concistency that makes them popular.

[Viet Whisperer]

Notice nobody is voting for awards and provide of the year. This time of year everyone is usually voting for their favorite girls but with the recent nonsense going on with all the happiness shills, I think even that is ruined. The happiness shills are probably going to somehow justify Muni or Linda get award for best bbjcim or some bullshit. And probably just create bunch of new user names like GOSER and vote for everything happy. Thank you happy shills for ruining this hobby.

Look at Nutmaker on the happiness thread. LOL! This board is for us MONGERS to share info. This board is not to write reviews to promote businesses like Nutmaker does for Happy. How are your reviews helping us? We all know muni is a 40 year old korean ajumma. Wouldn't fuck her if she threw herself at me.

You have 13 fucking vague posts that all could be ascertained from reading others posts if you ask me. No one is ruining the hobby by posting anything really. Even if it's exaggerated or a major difference of taste. Walk out if the girl isn't what you expect is always the answer. If you made an appointment based on a review here and she walks in not to your liking then walk. I have never been with Muni but caught a glimpse of her ass as she walked down the hall once. She had good reviews at two previous establishments before going to happiness by the way. Who cares?

Share some useful info motherfucker before being so fucking critical and a whiny *****. Hopefully my post ruins the hobby for you and you stop mongering LOL.

[Idusixtyning]

Yep. I changed my user name and I no longer post with my old I'd. It's not hard to figure out who I was or even why I did it. Someone on this thread already did. I picked a new username in a way so that people could figure out who I was and see the continuity of my posts. If it is not against forum rules, I would be delighted to post my previous I'd. If you think I am a shill, just say it instead of implying it in your passive aggressive way. I think people who do that are cowards. Yes, I think you are a coward.

I just spoke to Yoyo a few weeks ago. Her wings have been clipped. I haven't spoken to Ivy, but she is on Island. I love Happy as well. I have lunch with her every week. Those 3 mamas treated me very well and I gave them a ton of business and wrote a ton of reviews. None of them paid me to be a shill for them or to monitor the board for them. To the extent I did it, I did it because I wanted to do it. The reason I am posting a defense of Happiness is that I think the attacks are for the most part unfair.

Are people getting compensated for reviews? Maybe. I have no way of knowing. If Happy provides me with food, is that compensation? She will do that for anyone. Yoyo did the same, but not for anyone. Ivy provided beer and better accommodations for her best clients. Is that paying clients to write reviews or just good management of your best customers?

I am independent and I do my best to provide accurate reviews and information about all AMPs in Hawaii according to my own tastes. I have no qualms about providing a bad review when I think it is warranted. I do it regularly. I remember I saw one of Yoyo's girls. I forgot her name. She had the most gorgeous body and face, but her service sucked. I posted it. I think I gave her a zero rating. If she paid for that review, she didn't pay enough. LOL. One girl was so bad, I kicked her out. She was the skinny Indian girl. I forgot her name, too. Both Yoyo girls. I gave Cream a bad review and I rated Muni's face as a 6 and that pissed off plenty of her white knights at Happiness. I gave bad reviews of Kison girl looks like Yoko and their white knights came after me, but those who agreed with me sent tons of PMs in total agreement. On the other hand, when I have a great experience I post it as well. I was one of the first to see and review Dallas. She is my pick for provider of the year. I have her personal number so that I can book appointments directly with her. Am I now a shill for her? Jay, Sugar and Cherry I have seen multiple times and I write glowing reports about these girls because I believe them to be that good. Hell Nutmaker and Mondo don't like me, I get into fights with them all the time and they are alleged Happiness shills? Sorry, my posting history just factually proves otherwise.

I now understand the forum rules better reading this thread. It's good we have a place to vent these frustrations in a way that doesn't leave these posts in the AMP threads. It makes it harder for other mongers to get the info they need. After reading it, I have come to the conclusion that we just have warring factions with too much testosterone. Each defending their favorite AMP with adolescent dick dueling. Post whatever you want, think whatever you want, I really don't give a damn.

Dude, looks like I got under your skin. But your explanation of changing your user name don't make sense. Oh well, to each his own.

[MongerZ]

I have also been offered incentives to write reviews but I don't. Who hasn't?. My reviews are lame and I will only say if I liked her and how she looks or if I think she get one tight chinko. YMMV so I don't go into details. I think its unfair to the girls to go into too much details about the service I get. If a girl is willing to offer a guy any kind of special service he will find out soon enough. I see no reason to put a girl in a spot where she has to explain to a guy "why not him". Several popular girls have told me they hate reviews because it makes for too many uncomfortable situations. 1 or 2 reviews are enough, no need keep repeating the same shit over and over. If you have a different perspective then fine but these duplicate reviews are meaningless. By the way, I helped one provider learn how to drive, went shopping and hotels with a few, had dinner with others but I never ever thought of them as a true friend. How could I when they take my and 1000's of others' money for sex? A friend is someone you can trust, so how can anyone trust a provider as a true friend. And I think I have as much fun as anybody. Maybe not as much fun as the guys who can make the girls cum 5 times in one session. Or make them cum by just sucking on their tits. But I've done some pretty nasty stuff that would sound a little bit sick even on this forum and the girls will say, "come see me tomorrow and let's do it again".

I feel you. And when they got enough money stacked up, they will disappear without a good bye. You are just their toy.

[Kenji218]

Notice nobody is voting for awards and provide of the year. This time of year everyone is usually voting for their favorite girls but with the recent nonsense going on with all the happiness shills, I think even that is ruined. The happiness shills are probably going to somehow justify Muni or Linda get award for best bbjcim or some bullshit. And probably just create bunch of new user names like GOSER and vote for everything happy. Thank you happy shills for ruining this hobby.

Look at Nutmaker on the happiness thread. LOL! This board is for us MONGERS to share info. This board is not to write reviews to promote businesses like Nutmaker does for Happy. How are your reviews helping us? We all know muni is a 40 year old korean ajumma. Wouldn't fuck her if she threw herself at me.

[Ingwa]

I guarantee that I have better experiences at various AMPs than you do. Sure, I'm friends with Happy. I'm also friends with Chanel, and Mama Jun, and Sumi, and Yoyo. I have been offered cash money to write good reviews

I have also been offered incentives to write reviews but I don't. Who hasn't?. My reviews are lame and I will only say if I liked her and how she looks or if I think she get one tight chinko. YMMV so I don't go into details. I think its unfair to the girls to go into too much details about the service I get. If a girl is willing to offer a guy any kind of special service he will find out soon enough. I see no reason to put a girl in a spot where she has to explain to a guy "why not him". Several popular girls have told me they hate reviews because it makes for too many uncomfortable situations. 1 or 2 reviews are enough, no need keep repeating the same shit over and over. If you have a different perspective then fine but these duplicate reviews are meaningless. By the way, I helped one provider learn how to drive, went shopping and hotels with a few, had dinner with others but I never ever thought of them as a true friend. How could I when they take my and 1000's of others' money for sex? A friend is someone you can trust, so how can anyone trust a provider as a true friend. And I think I have as much fun as anybody. Maybe not as much fun as the guys who can make the girls cum 5 times in one session. Or make them cum by just sucking on their tits. But I've done some pretty nasty stuff that would sound a little bit sick even on this forum and the girls will say, "come see me tomorrow and let's do it again".

[Zuule]

I know one 52 yo woman who looks 10 years younger than a couple of Happiness providers.

You obviously mean Junko.

[Memahu]

Imo not really. Everyone that goes to kison knows why you go there.

Are they known as Kison Johnson? Did a provider say, "give me the damn ball. ".

[Punanilicr]

It's too late now, bro. Any monger that makes his way onto this thread will now be onto you and Nutmaker's shady reviews. The game is finished. LOL.

I can't tell if you're Dick Dasterly or Freddy from Scooby Doo. Whoever you style yourself after, you're no super sluth.

[Mondo Badfoot]

Sierra and Muni.

Sierra works at Rose's.

[Viet Whisperer]

A word of advice, CP- check yourself before you wreck yourself! Let's take a look at a few verifiable facts. First- you have never actually written a review of an actual session with an actual provider. Now, I don't know if that is because you've never actually fucked one. Maybe you're not capable. It seems to me that maybe you had one or more painful experiences. That would explain why you are always warning everyone against trusting any provider or believing anything they say. It's clear that you are a bitter, ugly little man. And when I say- "ugly little"- I'm not referring to your looks or your stature, I'm referring to your ugly little spirit- it's so shriveled up with hatred and resentment that you are probably not capable of having a positive thought or experience!

Then you have the nerve to call me a liar- saying that I give 10's across the board, when I don't rate by numbers! The last time I used numbers- and they were straight 10's was about 3 years ago when Happy and Paula came on the scene! I still stand by that rating! Your next lie was saying there are 50 year olds at Happiness. Simply not true! And please don't give me that tired shit about how oriental women age differently! I know that and I've had long-term relationships wit more than one oriental women. I know what a 50 year old oriental woman looks and feels like! Have you ever gotten close enough to any of the girls at Happiness to know what they feel like? If so - who? And when? Then you go on to say I call these 50?year olds "sexy beauties". I have never said anything remotely like that. I don't write about age and rarely about looks. I did say that Snow was "movie star beautiful" and that Linda has the closest thing to a perfect body you will find! Lot's and lot's of guys agree with me. If you don't agree with me, does that make me a liar? "De gustibus non est disputandum, asshole! As the Romans used to say- "In matters of taste, there can be no dispute, asshole!" I guarantee that I have better experiences at various AMPs than you do. Sure, I'm friends with Happy. I'm also friends with Chanel, and Mama Jun, and Sumi, and Yoyo. I have been offered cash money to write good reviews by several mamas and more than a few providers, but I have always refused. None of the ladies I listed have ever offered me a dime for a review!

Now mister CP, you may post exactly how you feel, but the truth is nobody gives a fuck how you feel! This forum is for sharing your experiences. If you haven't had any, your opinion ain't shit!

Pretty sure it's a woman based on content posted and writing style. Challenged her a couple times on being female and has never disputed it.

[Mondo Badfoot]

I'm up front with everyone on here. I don't lie. I don't make up fantasies about providers at Happiness who are 50 years old and refer to them as "sexy beauties". I tell you exactly how I feel and why.

YOU are the liar. And the shill. And a stooge for Happy.

It's too late now, bro. Any monger that makes his way onto this thread will now be onto you and Nutmaker's shady reviews. The game is finished. LOL.

A word of advice, CP- check yourself before you wreck yourself! Let's take a look at a few verifiable facts. First- you have never actually written a review of an actual session with an actual provider. Now, I don't know if that is because you've never actually fucked one. Maybe you're not capable. It seems to me that maybe you had one or more painful experiences. That would explain why you are always warning everyone against trusting any provider or believing anything they say. It's clear that you are a bitter, ugly little man. And when I say- "ugly little"- I'm not referring to your looks or your stature, I'm referring to your ugly little spirit- it's so shriveled up with hatred and resentment that you are probably not capable of having a positive thought or experience!

Then you have the nerve to call me a liar- saying that I give 10's across the board, when I don't rate by numbers! The last time I used numbers- and they were straight 10's was about 3 years ago when Happy and Paula came on the scene! I still stand by that rating! Your next lie was saying there are 50 year olds at Happiness. Simply not true! And please don't give me that tired shit about how oriental women age differently! I know that and I've had long-term relationships wit more than one oriental women. I know what a 50 year old oriental woman looks and feels like! Have you ever gotten close enough to any of the girls at Happiness to know what they feel like? If so - who? And when? Then you go on to say I call these 50?year olds "sexy beauties". I have never said anything remotely like that. I don't write about age and rarely about looks. I did say that Snow was "movie star beautiful" and that Linda has the closest thing to a perfect body you will find! Lot's and lot's of guys agree with me. If you don't agree with me, does that make me a liar? "De gustibus non est disputandum, asshole! As the Romans used to say- "In matters of taste, there can be no dispute, asshole!" I guarantee that I have better experiences at various AMPs than you do. Sure, I'm friends with Happy. I'm also friends with Chanel, and Mama Jun, and Sumi, and Yoyo. I have been offered cash money to write good reviews by several mamas and more than a few providers, but I have always refused. None of the ladies I listed have ever offered me a dime for a review!

Now mister CP, you may post exactly how you feel, but the truth is nobody gives a fuck how you feel! This forum is for sharing your experiences. If you haven't had any, your opinion ain't shit!

[Local1234]

The mongers who are actually fucking up this hobby are the ones who treat people who provide a service as if they are girlfriends.

I don't advocate mistreating anybody, ever. However I will be fucked if I have to start worrying about how my barber thinks about how I think about him. It's their job to be worried about what subjects are sensitive to me all the way to the point that they start paying me to fuck them. Then, and only fucking then, do I have to start worrying about how they FEEL.

My responsibilities are clear, show up clean, relatively manscaped and with the fucking money. There are reasonable limits that some chicks have and if they disclose them ahead of time and I agree then I have to respect those limits. That's it. When you find the provider that will fuck you for free when you have a financial setback THEN she gets the consideration you're talking about. Until then, it's her fucking job to worry about me if she wants to get my money.

+1 exactly it's a business transaction.

[Ingwa]

Muni must not be more than late 30's. Okay she might not be a 20 year old spinner, but for a mid 30's tight body with firm natural tatas and ass, I'll do that any day. And even if she was over 40, it wouldn't stop me because she's a great provider. Just like many of the other season veteran.

You mongers needs to remember that age is a sensitive subject to providers. And all this discussions are disrespectful to the providers, and if they decide to move on because of your negativity, then you are now fucking with mines and other mongers future enjoyment with these great providers.

Nothing wrong with Muni. Tight muscular body and you can tell she works out. Nice tight active pussy. I even saw her twice. But to me she looks 50's. Anyway, a 50 yo who takes care of herself is more attractive then a fat 20 yo. But I'm just being realistic about her age. As far as her leaving, girls come and go all the time. Not enough kala or time to fuck um all. Jina and Yuri left but now get Page and Dallas. Why keep repeating with the same girls over and over again when get plenty of others just as good or better?