Like Beef Lolo?

[Mondo Badfoot]

I'm up front with everyone on here. I don't lie. I don't make up fantasies about providers at Happiness who are 50 years old and refer to them as "sexy beauties". I tell you exactly how I feel and why.

YOU are the liar. And the shill. And a stooge for Happy.

It's too late now, bro. Any monger that makes his way onto this thread will now be onto you and Nutmaker's shady reviews. The game is finished. LOL.

A word of advice, CP- check yourself before you wreck yourself! Let's take a look at a few verifiable facts. First- you have never actually written a review of an actual session with an actual provider. Now, I don't know if that is because you've never actually fucked one. Maybe you're not capable. It seems to me that maybe you had one or more painful experiences. That would explain why you are always warning everyone against trusting any provider or believing anything they say. It's clear that you are a bitter, ugly little man. And when I say- "ugly little"- I'm not referring to your looks or your stature, I'm referring to your ugly little spirit- it's so shriveled up with hatred and resentment that you are probably not capable of having a positive thought or experience!

Then you have the nerve to call me a liar- saying that I give 10's across the board, when I don't rate by numbers! The last time I used numbers- and they were straight 10's was about 3 years ago when Happy and Paula came on the scene! I still stand by that rating! Your next lie was saying there are 50 year olds at Happiness. Simply not true! And please don't give me that tired shit about how oriental women age differently! I know that and I've had long-term relationships wit more than one oriental women. I know what a 50 year old oriental woman looks and feels like! Have you ever gotten close enough to any of the girls at Happiness to know what they feel like? If so - who? And when? Then you go on to say I call these 50?year olds "sexy beauties". I have never said anything remotely like that. I don't write about age and rarely about looks. I did say that Snow was "movie star beautiful" and that Linda has the closest thing to a perfect body you will find! Lot's and lot's of guys agree with me. If you don't agree with me, does that make me a liar? "De gustibus non est disputandum, asshole! As the Romans used to say- "In matters of taste, there can be no dispute, asshole!" I guarantee that I have better experiences at various AMPs than you do. Sure, I'm friends with Happy. I'm also friends with Chanel, and Mama Jun, and Sumi, and Yoyo. I have been offered cash money to write good reviews by several mamas and more than a few providers, but I have always refused. None of the ladies I listed have ever offered me a dime for a review!

Now mister CP, you may post exactly how you feel, but the truth is nobody gives a fuck how you feel! This forum is for sharing your experiences. If you haven't had any, your opinion ain't shit!

[Local1234]

The mongers who are actually fucking up this hobby are the ones who treat people who provide a service as if they are girlfriends.

I don't advocate mistreating anybody, ever. However I will be fucked if I have to start worrying about how my barber thinks about how I think about him. It's their job to be worried about what subjects are sensitive to me all the way to the point that they start paying me to fuck them. Then, and only fucking then, do I have to start worrying about how they FEEL.

My responsibilities are clear, show up clean, relatively manscaped and with the fucking money. There are reasonable limits that some chicks have and if they disclose them ahead of time and I agree then I have to respect those limits. That's it. When you find the provider that will fuck you for free when you have a financial setback THEN she gets the consideration you're talking about. Until then, it's her fucking job to worry about me if she wants to get my money.

+1 exactly it's a business transaction.

[Ingwa]

Muni must not be more than late 30's. Okay she might not be a 20 year old spinner, but for a mid 30's tight body with firm natural tatas and ass, I'll do that any day. And even if she was over 40, it wouldn't stop me because she's a great provider. Just like many of the other season veteran.

You mongers needs to remember that age is a sensitive subject to providers. And all this discussions are disrespectful to the providers, and if they decide to move on because of your negativity, then you are now fucking with mines and other mongers future enjoyment with these great providers.

Nothing wrong with Muni. Tight muscular body and you can tell she works out. Nice tight active pussy. I even saw her twice. But to me she looks 50's. Anyway, a 50 yo who takes care of herself is more attractive then a fat 20 yo. But I'm just being realistic about her age. As far as her leaving, girls come and go all the time. Not enough kala or time to fuck um all. Jina and Yuri left but now get Page and Dallas. Why keep repeating with the same girls over and over again when get plenty of others just as good or better?

[Kenji218]

This thread was created exactly for the purpose of me pissing you off. It worked. The board is fine. It's you who is ruined. I find it interesting that you are too stupid to figure that out.

LOL! Ok GOSER!

[Admin2]

You mongers needs to remember that age is a sensitive subject to providers. And all this discussions are disrespectful to the providers, and if they decide to move on because of your negativity, then you are now fucking with mines and other mongers future enjoyment with these great providers.

The mongers who are actually fucking up this hobby are the ones who treat people who provide a service as if they are girlfriends.

I don't advocate mistreating anybody, ever. However I will be fucked if I have to start worrying about how my barber thinks about how I think about him. It's their job to be worried about what subjects are sensitive to me all the way to the point that they start paying me to fuck them. Then, and only fucking then, do I have to start worrying about how they FEEL.

My responsibilities are clear, show up clean, relatively manscaped and with the fucking money. There are reasonable limits that some chicks have and if they disclose them ahead of time and I agree then I have to respect those limits. That's it. When you find the provider that will fuck you for free when you have a financial setback THEN she gets the consideration you're talking about. Until then, it's her fucking job to worry about me if she wants to get my money.

[Gimamura]

Sierra and Muni.

Muni must not be more than late 30's. Okay she might not be a 20 year old spinner, but for a mid 30's tight body with firm natural tatas and ass, I'll do that any day. And even if she was over 40, it wouldn't stop me because she's a great provider. Just like many of the other season veteran.

You mongers needs to remember that age is a sensitive subject to providers. And all this discussions are disrespectful to the providers, and if they decide to move on because of your negativity, then you are now fucking with mines and other mongers future enjoyment with these great providers.

[Zuule]

Your posts are so hard to read because it's always filed up irrelevant garbage! No one cares about you and how you changed your I'd from GOSER. You have become the ultimate TROLL. How many seniors have to put you to shame in order for you to just Stfu? You are ruining this hobby and review board for many true mongers. Go get a life you annoying troll.

This thread was created exactly for the purpose of me pissing you off. It worked. The board is fine. It's you who is ruined. I find it interesting that you are too stupid to figure that out.

[Gimamura]

Funny- Nutmaker and Mondo are among the few mongers who refuse to give number ratings in their reviews. Very hard to give 10's a cross the board! But this is from a jerk off who has been posting since 2011 and has yet to write one review, probably just too busy spewing his hatred and mistrust of all the providers and, I would guess women in general! You will notice that most of his posts are on "Like Beef, Lolo" thread! I go to these AMPs because I love sex and I love women. If I'm a shill- I'm also a shill for Kison and Crystal Healing Massage and Joon and many others. And I fuck all of them!

I agree with Mondo. So what if we all have our favorite AMPs, don't we all? ClintonP must be the jaded monger that been rejected by the providers to have that much negative vibes.

[Kyeonin2]

Sierra and Muni.

Mid to late 30's at best. Either way I would prefer a provider who is more season veteran who provide great service.

[Kenji218]

Yep. I changed my user name and I no longer post with my old I'd. It's not hard to figure out who I was or even why I did it. Someone on this thread already did. I picked a new username in a way so that people could figure out who I was and see the continuity of my posts. If it is not against forum rules, I would be delighted to post my previous I'd. If you think I am a shill, just say it instead of implying it in your passive aggressive way. I think people who do that are cowards. Yes, I think you are a coward.

I just spoke to Yoyo a few weeks ago. Her wings have been clipped. I haven't spoken to Ivy, but she is on Island. I love Happy as well. I have lunch with her every week. Those 3 mamas treated me very well and I gave them a ton of business and wrote a ton of reviews. None of them paid me to be a shill for them or to monitor the board for them. To the extent I did it, I did it because I wanted to do it. The reason I am posting a defense of Happiness is that I think the attacks are for the most part unfair.

Are people getting compensated for reviews? Maybe. I have no way of knowing. If Happy provides me with food, is that compensation? She will do that for anyone. Yoyo did the same, but not for anyone. Ivy provided beer and better accommodations for her best clients. Is that paying clients to write reviews or just good management of your best customers?

I am independent and I do my best to provide accurate reviews and information about all AMPs in Hawaii according to my own tastes. I have no qualms about providing a bad review when I think it is warranted. I do it regularly. I remember I saw one of Yoyo's girls. I forgot her name. She had the most gorgeous body and face, but her service sucked. I posted it. I think I gave her a zero rating. If she paid for that review, she didn't pay enough. LOL. One girl was so bad, I kicked her out. She was the skinny Indian girl. I forgot her name, too. Both Yoyo girls. I gave Cream a bad review and I rated Muni's face as a 6 and that pissed off plenty of her white knights at Happiness. I gave bad reviews of Kison girl looks like Yoko and their white knights came after me, but those who agreed with me sent tons of PMs in total agreement. On the other hand, when I have a great experience I post it as well. I was one of the first to see and review Dallas. She is my pick for provider of the year. I have her personal number so that I can book appointments directly with her. Am I now a shill for her? Jay, Sugar and Cherry I have seen multiple times and I write glowing reports about these girls because I believe them to be that good. Hell Nutmaker and Mondo don't like me, I get into fights with them all the time and they are alleged Happiness shills? Sorry, my posting history just factually proves otherwise.

I now understand the forum rules better reading this thread. It's good we have a place to vent these frustrations in a way that doesn't leave these posts in the AMP threads. It makes it harder for other mongers to get the info they need. After reading it, I have come to the conclusion that we just have warring factions with too much testosterone. Each defending their favorite AMP with adolescent dick dueling. Post whatever you want, think whatever you want, I really don't give a damn.

Your posts are so hard to read because it's always filed up irrelevant garbage! No one cares about you and how you changed your I'd from GOSER. You have become the ultimate TROLL. How many seniors have to put you to shame in order for you to just Stfu? You are ruining this hobby and review board for many true mongers. Go get a life you annoying troll.

[Ingwa]

But name some 50 year old providers at Happiness. LOL. If they provide and feel like they are 30's-40's. It's all good to me.

Sierra and Muni.

[MongerZ]

I know many 50 something yo Asian women. I work with many and me being Asian, most of my relatives are Asian. Because of that, I feel I can confidently say there are or were a few 50 something yo providers at Happiness. I know one 52 yo woman who looks 10 years younger than a couple of Happiness providers. Joy from plus is in her 40's and she looks 15 -20 years younger than some of the Happiness women.

But name some 50 year old providers at Happiness. LOL. If they provide and feel like they are 30's-40's. It's all good to me.

[ClintonPortis]

I know many 50 something yo Asian women. I work with many and me being Asian, most of my relatives are Asian. Because of that, I feel I can confidently say there are or were a few 50 something yo providers at Happiness. I know one 52 yo woman who looks 10 years younger than a couple of Happiness providers. Joy from plus is in her 40's and she looks 15 -20 years younger than some of the Happiness women.

Finally, a monger who speaks the truth. Poor gullible schmucks like MongerZ (who probably still thinks the girls actually enjoy having to fukk fat ugly mongers like himself and cum like 1000 times from his sexual "prowess") and shady shills like Nutmaker and Mondo will argue with you and insult you, but those of us who live in the real world know what's up.

[Zuule]

I know many 50 something yo Asian women. I work with many and me being Asian, most of my relatives are Asian. Because of that, I feel I can confidently say there are or were a few 50 something yo providers at Happiness. I know one 52 yo woman who looks 10 years younger than a couple of Happiness providers. Joy from plus is in her 40's and she looks 15 -20 years younger than some of the Happiness women.

I think Sierra could be in her 50's. At least 40's. I don't think any of the other girls there were in their 50's. I do know that Sugar, Rachel and Sasha are in their 20's. Muni could be 30's or 40's. Linda is probably 30's. I have not seen Juicy so I can't comment on her.

Jay sent me a text saying she will start at Roses today at 3 pm. She joins Nana and Shiny there. I still haven't gotten a good answer as to why so many providers have left Happiness. My guess is they weren't getting enough business. It does seem the average age of Happiness girls is going down. I don.

't think Happy is forcing them out. I think the market is dictating what it wants. Young girls who provide great service with a great attitude.

[Ingwa]

By the way, did you ever have your first AMP experience yet bro? LOL. 50 year old providers at Happiness? You've been going Kison ain't cha?

I know many 50 something yo Asian women. I work with many and me being Asian, most of my relatives are Asian. Because of that, I feel I can confidently say there are or were a few 50 something yo providers at Happiness. I know one 52 yo woman who looks 10 years younger than a couple of Happiness providers. Joy from plus is in her 40's and she looks 15 -20 years younger than some of the Happiness women.