Massage Parlor Reports

[Adm888]

Do you guys tip when your masseuse leaves to answer the phone mid massage. This has happened to me many times once when I was about 30 seconds form the pop. That was a few years ago and since then I tip zero when that happens. Even worse is when they bring the phone into the room with them and answer it mid stroke. Anyone with me on this? Why tip when you're not getting good attentive service?

Not with you at all. Of course your scenario happens but no tip? That just gives mongers a bad name.

Do you ever try to go back to these places after you leave no tip?

[BigBadNut]

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...-2258/56831670

Took one for the team. This place is all over BP and says they have "attractive attendants". FALSE and the massage was legit but not the menu I wanted. The mamasan was kinda cute but the attendant was a bulldog, mid-thirties and offered me the oil at the end. That would have worked, maybe, if she was at all cute. So if you want some fun. Keep on keepin on! But if any credit is due its that they did have a clean place and a decent massage.

[Doctorz]

Do you guys tip when your masseuse leaves to answer the phone mid massage. This has happened to me many times once when I was about 30 seconds form the pop. That was a few years ago and since then I tip zero when that happens. Even worse is when they bring the phone into the room with them and answer it mid stroke. Anyone with me on this? Why tip when you're not getting good attentive service?

[TheChosenOnes]

Hey has anyone made it over to Green in WW. They post heavily on BP and may offer variety. Would love intel.

I went to green hoping to get a bbw but I got a very in shape Latina. Big ass and fake boobs and thin. The service and room was great and safe.

I know I'm a newbie but does any one know a good place to find BBW or black women?

[Abcd128]

Anyone know any solid massage place with HJ ending? Not looking for FS.

[Member #5794]

Hey has anyone made it over to Green in WW. They post heavily on BP and may offer variety. Would love intel.

This is a mexican joint. The manager is this guy with the brains of a fly. He looks mexican, but I think he is actually ISIS or persian. He is a huge asshole. The layout is pretty bad, you walk up these stairs into a waiting room and senior einstein takes you in is is 40 for the half.

The first time I went he gave me a lockable room and in came a spatty gal named moneeka. She was almost BBw. She was a latina girl with big rims and sidewals and I think natural tacos. She massaged me for about dos minutos, and went for my package, kind of wanted to know if I had been there before, I had not but said that I had been to every asian joint on the westside and I gave that up because I can no longer pay for handjobs for women in their late 50's. I would rather go on match.com.

So, she gave me a horrible handjob and took off her top to show me her tits and her pants to show me the biggest ass west of vermont (the street not the state). I gave her 60 for a handie.

A few weeks later I go back and senor dickhead, who is making fucking small talk with the cleaning lady, shows me to a room with a curtain you can probably get on discount days at the fucken garment district. No privacy, I could hear the cleaning lady's pussy farts. In comes allee another whale. I had passed her screening because my breath fogged a mirror and I mentioned monieeka. She went straight for my dinky doo and asked what I wanted. Well, because I do not have a 10 inch maglite, there was no way I could fuck this girl, with her pooch I would not come close to getting in and doggy style, forget about it, I would have to fucken stand outside on westwood. So I opted for a BJ, and this girl whipped out a condom and went about 900 rpm on my dick. It was very painful. I used my broken spanish to have her slow down but she was determined to do it her own way. About 16 minutes in, when I am not even close, senor gomez calls regulation. I was like what and she said we needed to hurry. So I had her take off the dealie and jerk me. It was not pleasant.

This place has fat chicks and bad management. Strike three would be if the brought in the dodger front office. The place is nice, but don't fucken call time on me at half way, fuccko.

[Member #5725]

Mamasan was extremely friendly, and she allowed me to choose between the two girls who were available. One was a moderately attractive Korean MILF who had a tentative look in her eyes; the other was a light-skinned, heavily tatted, Latina who was probably late 20's or so.
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Was Samantha basically a white girl? Only slightly "Latina" with lots of tattoos including her arm? Ex-Stripper that crossed over? Bubble but with med to small tits?

If it's the same girl I've seen her a 1/2 dozen times.

She's actually pretty fun for a white girl in a MP. She talks way too much- but actually likes to fuck, warms up a bit with repeats.

[BigBadNut]

Hey has anyone made it over to Green in WW. They post heavily on BP and may offer variety. Would love intel.

[Adm888]

Took one for the team here. I needed a massage so checked this place out. Only saw GMILFS but she did have nice soft tits.

She did a little teasing and when I flipped she suggested I DIY but I just put her hands on junior and she did the rest.

Big rooms with doors but walls do not go the ceiling. 30 for HHR plus standard.

[lammajohn]

What part of town is West Therapy located?

West Hollywood.

Didn't like the appearance of the talents there but they offer more than most places in terms of willingness.

[Sticker]

On the recommendation of a Baldwin Park provider who said she had worked at Gigi Spa in the past, I visited it yesterday with the hopes of getting GFE from a good-looking girl. Such was not to be the case.

Mamasan was extremely friendly, and she allowed me to choose between the two girls who were available. One was a moderately attractive Korean MILF who had a tentative look in her eyes; the other was a light-skinned, heavily tatted, Latina who was probably late 20's or so.

Samantha was curvy and had a welcoming hello and smile, so that was an easy choice. Funny part is that after choosing her, she came into my room immediately before I could undress. I prefer to get nekkid and aroused before the provider comes in, thereby getting off to the races in high-rising fashion.

To her credit, once I stripped, Samantha started playing with my southern soldier, but he was in his floppy state rather than the usual standing at attention. That said, he rose to the occasion shortly thereafter as I helped Samantha get comfortable. She is a native English speaker, so no communication issues.

I like to dine before I mount, so I asked her to lie down and relax. While she did lie down, she kept her legs cemented together. After I started to move them apart, Samantha says, "You don't need to do that, it's not going to make me cum. " Talk about a mood killer. "But I like to enjoy dessert first," I told her. "It's fun for me. " She relented, but she wasn't lying. Despite the fact that she has a shaved unit and a pronounced clit, I couldn't get a murmur out of her. My friends, this is one of the extremely few times in my extensive sexual career that I was unable to get any kind of positive reaction with my tongue acrobatics on a woman.

So after just a few minutes of this, I gave up and stood next to her head for some head. The next disappointment came when she wanted to apply a cover for the BJ, and I wasn't even half hard. Come on, girl, figure it out. I had to tell her to get me hard first with her hands before popping on that hat, since it was obvious that BBBJ wasn't happening. Even getting me to full attention took a while, because her HJ technique was to stroke the shaft without rubbing the head or touching the marbles.

But when I was finally at attention and she got the glove on, I hopped on for DS since she has a curvy posterior. However, as soon as I plunged in, she started the fake moans as if we had already been at a steamy session for a while. Another mood killer, and after trying variations of doggie to keep stimulated, I finally got frustrated and pulled out, asking her to finish me with an HJ.

To her credit, she was still chirpy and said, "Sure, I want to watch you cum, baby do you want lotion?" Well yes, I thought, because at least that way her hand should slide up to the head while stroking. She begins stroking me while going into overdrive on the porn movie dirty talk. "Oh yeah, baby, I love stroking your big cock. Yes, yes, I want you to come hard all over my body. " Theoretically, this might be a turn on, but since I was lying down, and she was standing at arm's length from me, the logistics of cumming all over her body wasn't jibbing with her vocalizations.

Nonetheless, it felt good enough to explode, and explode more than I expected given the circumstances. "Wow, look at how much cum you made," chirpy girl continued. "That's hot. ".

Well maybe for her, but for me, I can get much better than that in OC, so it's a no repeat for me. The search for more receptive pastures will continue.

[NudistMan01]

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[NaturalSex]

In my experience it's not very GFE- basically the same as all the other WeHo K-Girl / Latina places. You might get lucky, but it's usually with a repeat.

If you want the BB stuff just go to West Therapy.

What part of town is West Therapy located?

[Member #5725]

Gigi's is a long drive from my OC digs, but it was recommended to me a couple of days ago when I visited a pretty Korean MILF at HT in Baldwin Park (also a bit of stretch in terms of distance from home). She said she occasionally works at Gigi's, and told me about their diverse line-up.

My question to those in the know is: What percentage of them, assuming there are some, provide some sort of GFE? If I'm driving that far tomorrow, I'd like to know that at the very least I can get BBBJ, DATY and hopefully DFK. If not, I'll just stay local.

Thanks in advance.

In my experience it's not very GFE- basically the same as all the other WeHo K-Girl / Latina places. You might get lucky, but it's usually with a repeat.

If you want the BB stuff just go to West Therapy.

[Sticker]

Went to Gigi today.

Same as it ever was.

Chloe had about the best set of real tits I've seen in along time!!

Wham-Bam. Gracious!

Gigi's is a long drive from my OC digs, but it was recommended to me a couple of days ago when I visited a pretty Korean MILF at HT in Baldwin Park (also a bit of stretch in terms of distance from home). She said she occasionally works at Gigi's, and told me about their diverse line-up.

My question to those in the know is: What percentage of them, assuming there are some, provide some sort of GFE? If I'm driving that far tomorrow, I'd like to know that at the very least I can get BBBJ, DATY and hopefully DFK. If not, I'll just stay local.

Thanks in advance.