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**OskarM** · 11-12-15 08:37

This forum occasionally makes me spit water out of my nose. So like she was attending a Gallagher show in the 80's she just happened to have a large piece of sheet plastic to protect herself from your spooge. I am still LMAO about that. Maybe she is a painter in her day job. LOL.

Originally Posted by MrMojoRisin [View Original Post]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...-1072/11968477

Having a lousy day of work, so decided to see what was close by. Saw Maya's ad and she was real close to my office so made the call. Couldn't find any reviews so decided to TOFTT. Get to her apartment, had to wait a few minutes but eventually got let in. Pics in the ads are not her. That girl was brown skin, Maya is much darker. Decent chest, big butt, but has a stomach as well. Big fake eyelashes. She leads me to a room with a blanket on the floor. She says we can't use her bedroom. Yet, we passed couches on the way to this room. Decided to just do a short stay ($60). Start off with a pretty lame CBJ, no eye contact despite my standing and her kneeling on the carpeted floor. Got hard more by her handjob then the BJ. She got in doggy and I started hitting that big butt pretty good. To her credit, she seemed to get into it and was throwing it back. After a while, the hard floor and the heat in the room was starting to get to me and I knew I didn't have all day so just decided to jerk it. She held her boobs out but then tells me I can't cum on her at the last second and out of nowhere she pulls out some plastic to cover herself. I did manage to get some on her chest, but she didn't complain. Got to use her bathroom to clean up. Wasn't terrible but won't repeat.

**Mr Mojo Risin** · 11-11-15 22:56

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...-1072/11968477

Having a lousy day of work, so decided to see what was close by. Saw Maya's ad and she was real close to my office so made the call. Couldn't find any reviews so decided to TOFTT. Get to her apartment, had to wait a few minutes but eventually got let in. Pics in the ads are not her. That girl was brown skin, Maya is much darker. Decent chest, big butt, but has a stomach as well. Big fake eyelashes. She leads me to a room with a blanket on the floor. She says we can't use her bedroom. Yet, we passed couches on the way to this room. Decided to just do a short stay ($60). Start off with a pretty lame CBJ, no eye contact despite my standing and her kneeling on the carpeted floor. Got hard more by her handjob then the BJ. She got in doggy and I started hitting that big butt pretty good. To her credit, she seemed to get into it and was throwing it back. After a while, the hard floor and the heat in the room was starting to get to me and I knew I didn't have all day so just decided to jerk it. She held her boobs out but then tells me I can't cum on her at the last second and out of nowhere she pulls out some plastic to cover herself. I did manage to get some on her chest, but she didn't complain. Got to use her bathroom to clean up. Wasn't terrible but won't repeat.

**OskarM** · 11-11-15 21:38

I don't know what medicine she uses but her teef are not good. Most are missing, I thought all but another monger thought he saw some chicklets in her mouth. I think he saw her tongue stud. She let me fuck the shit out of her face and throat and complained a bit about gagging but kept at it.

Originally Posted by Propilot [View Original Post]

Avoid, avoid, avoid. Jess from Backpage is a time waster and a liar. I texted Jess three days in advance to set up an appointment. I texted her once the day before and on the third day, we text and worked out the time to meet. Yesterday we were supposed to meet at that certain time. I text her and she says that she is at home and that she is waiting on the sitter. She gives me the address to the liquor store to pick her up at. She said that as soon as her sitter gets there, she will be ready. I text her back for her to text me when te sitter arrives and I will tell her how far away I am as it is raining heavily.

I get to her location early and decide to rent a room. While I'm there guess who I see coming out of a room. That's right Jess. She doesn't know me but I can tell that it is her from her the pictures that she sent me. She is texting me stating that her sitter will be there soon. I go in the room and jump in the shower. When I get out, I get a text from her that her sitter is there and where am I? I text her that I am five minutes away and that I will be there soon. When I get to her location, the ***** is not there. WTF. I nicely text her that I am at the location and waiting. No return text. I text her again and said that what you did was terrible. Now I'm a little pissed because I just spent money on a hotel room and drove through the rain to see her. I just saw this girl leave the hotel no more then fifteen minutes ago. Still no return text.

After a five minute wait, and I am fuming the whole time, I told this girl that I saw her at the hotel with another dude. I described the guy and what she was wearing. I told her that she is a liar and a time waster and that I was going to post a report on Backpage and a couple of other forums.

Now I know that in the game this can happen. I was pissed because I left work early, slogged through traffic and the cold rain to go see this ***** and she waste my time and money. If this girl is double booking or is done for the night, just tell me. Don't ask where I am and then if I'm not there in exactly leave. My time is just as valuable as yours.

Now that I have calmed down from yesterday, I may call her from another number, set up an appointment and wear her ass out. Now I won't be mean to her, but after I finish with sexing her good and hard, I will then tell her that she wasted my time and money and that it was not appreciated. Maybe next time she will think twice about lying and wasting other people's time.

Propilot-Always check your six.

After reading other post about her having no teeth and a meth head, maybe she couldn't wait and had to see her " medicine man". Either way she still lied.

**Propilot** · 11-11-15 20:37

Originally Posted by OskarM [View Original Post]

She is a nice girl with pretty hair and a nice face but she has no teeth. She gives a great BBBJ and you never worry about teeth because she doesn't have any. I took her to the notel and just let her blow me twice vs FS and the dipstick test could have been a bit fresher and she was just out of the shower. Nice girl though as far as her personality and she really tries to please but there is clear baby damage, no teef, and more than a couple ingrown hairs on the bald kitty. I would rather see fur that ingrown hair and pimples.

Avoid, avoid, avoid. Jess from Backpage is a time waster and a liar. I texted Jess three days in advance to set up an appointment. I texted her once the day before and on the third day, we text and worked out the time to meet. Yesterday we were supposed to meet at that certain time. I text her and she says that she is at home and that she is waiting on the sitter. She gives me the address to the liquor store to pick her up at. She said that as soon as her sitter gets there, she will be ready. I text her back for her to text me when te sitter arrives and I will tell her how far away I am as it is raining heavily.

I get to her location early and decide to rent a room. While I'm there guess who I see coming out of a room. That's right Jess. She doesn't know me but I can tell that it is her from her the pictures that she sent me. She is texting me stating that her sitter will be there soon. I go in the room and jump in the shower. When I get out, I get a text from her that her sitter is there and where am I? I text her that I am five minutes away and that I will be there soon. When I get to her location, the ***** is not there. WTF. I nicely text her that I am at the location and waiting. No return text. I text her again and said that what you did was terrible. Now I'm a little pissed because I just spent money on a hotel room and drove through the rain to see her. I just saw this girl leave the hotel no more then fifteen minutes ago. Still no return text.

After a five minute wait, and I am fuming the whole time, I told this girl that I saw her at the hotel with another dude. I described the guy and what she was wearing. I told her that she is a liar and a time waster and that I was going to post a report on Backpage and a couple of other forums.

Now I know that in the game this can happen. I was pissed because I left work early, slogged through traffic and the cold rain to go see this ***** and she waste my time and money. If this girl is double booking or is done for the night, just tell me. Don't ask where I am and then if I'm not there in exactly leave. My time is just as valuable as yours.

Now that I have calmed down from yesterday, I may call her from another number, set up an appointment and wear her ass out. Now I won't be mean to her, but after I finish with sexing her good and hard, I will then tell her that she wasted my time and money and that it was not appreciated. Maybe next time she will think twice about lying and wasting other people's time.

Propilot-Always check your six.

After reading other post about her having no teeth and a meth head, maybe she couldn't wait and had to see her " medicine man". Either way she still lied.

**Katoeymonger** · 11-11-15 14:02

I met her before a few years back. Nice enough girl. She was traveling with another provider at the time. I saw that other provider a few weeks later and she said her friend had been busted in Laurel. Maybe that is why she took a break.

Originally Posted by SuperJimmy [View Original Post]

I have never met with but I've talked to her before and boy does she have a shitty attitude. I guess she was tired of all the BS associated with the business.

I like to call a day ahead of trying to meet a new girl so that I can get a feel of her mentality. I told her to be on the lookout for me calling her about 9:30 the next morning to schedule, and instead of saying Ok, no problem, she exploded into a tirade about her not sitting around waiting for me to call.

I never called her again.

BTW, she's been away for a while and I noticed her ads again and initially she was asking for like $160 for the half hour but now she has no rate listed.

I don't know, she may be worth a try if she's really that small in real life.

**Adam Gold** · 11-11-15 04:01

Originally Posted by Drkrider [View Original Post]

No. Different girl. Here are some pics I took.

Thanks. Yeah, definitely different! To bad though.

**UpYours** · 11-10-15 23:38

Originally Posted by AnalLove81 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this sexy snow bunny? http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...u-can/11587806.

I haven't seen her but I want to. She has two very good reviews on the other site.

**Drkrider** · 11-10-15 23:03

Originally Posted by AdamGold [View Original Post]

Is this the same Kenya?

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...beauty/9405192

No. Different girl. Here are some pics I took.

**Justin Play** · 11-10-15 20:11

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**AnalLove81** · 11-10-15 18:12

Has anyone seen this sexy snow bunny? http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...u-can/11587806.

**Adam Gold** · 11-10-15 15:24

Originally Posted by Drkrider [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I went to see one of my "regulars" the other day. I typically see her when she comes to town. Thick soft chocolate body, huge tits, nice personality, lots of nasty / shit talking when you're about to cum and always dresses up. I love it when they put on outfits and let me take pics. Standard BP rates. . 80-1. 0. Not GFE, but enjoyable if you like the body type. She typically travels with other girls so double maybe available if that's your thing.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...e-g-y/11197470

Safe Hunting,

Drkrider.

Is this the same Kenya?

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...beauty/9405192

**SuperJimmy** · 11-10-15 12:11

Originally Posted by DeCoria [View Original Post]

These 4 ladies caught my eyes.

Holly. According to ThEofRev, she's not the girl in the picture, but similar though.
http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...y-i-c/12149735

Chyna.
http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...-king/11970166

Didi.
http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female.../didi/11969742

Bambi.
http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...bambi/12097594

Any intel, especially on the last 3, would be appreciated.

Attachments: Didi | Bambi | Chyna

I have never met with but I've talked to her before and boy does she have a shitty attitude. I guess she was tired of all the BS associated with the business.

I like to call a day ahead of trying to meet a new girl so that I can get a feel of her mentality. I told her to be on the lookout for me calling her about 9:30 the next morning to schedule, and instead of saying Ok, no problem, she exploded into a tirade about her not sitting around waiting for me to call.

I never called her again.

BTW, she's been away for a while and I noticed her ads again and initially she was asking for like $160 for the half hour but now she has no rate listed.

I don't know, she may be worth a try if she's really that small in real life.

**DCHung** · 11-10-15 06:23

Originally Posted by Drkrider [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I went to see one of my "regulars" the other day. I typically see her when she comes to town. Thick soft chocolate body, huge tits, nice personality, lots of nasty / shit talking when you're about to cum and always dresses up. I love it when they put on outfits and let me take pics. Standard BP rates. . 80-1. 0. Not GFE, but enjoyable if you like the body type. She typically travels with other girls so double maybe available if that's your thing.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...e-g-y/11197470

Safe Hunting,

Drkrider.

I don't quite understand when providers refer to themselves as stallions. Somehow I think hung like a horse and going to deflower may a $$. . Not quite the image I want.