Massage Parlor Reports

[Bloozer]

So then a blueberry would be $120?

Put me down for a Bluetooth!

[Shawtren]

So then a blueberry would be $120?

I've heard it before as a reference to a $100 bill. They are blue now so it's a blue note instead of a see-note.

[Benz1]

Asian Jedi Master makes a good point. I read one review where the Monger says "I flipped the Lady a Blue Note". I googled blue note and got nothin'. WTF is a BN? If he had said I diddled her whohaa with my fingers, I'd know what was going on!

I've heard it before as a reference to a $100 bill. They are blue now so it's a blue note instead of a see-note.

[NoseJelly]

Will you guys stop "dreaming". Just say it how it is. It's not like you're speaking monger code or anything. Same goes for money, time to get rid of $$ or $ or 1/2 $ or Barry or whatever. If you spent $100 just say so. If you got pussy, just say so.

Asian Jedi Master makes a good point. I read one review where the Monger says "I flipped the Lady a Blue Note". I googled blue note and got nothin'. WTF is a BN? If he had said I diddled her whohaa with my fingers, I'd know what was going on!

[Bloozer]

Will you guys stop "dreaming". Just say it how it is. It's not like you're speaking monger code or anything. Same goes for money, time to get rid of $$ or $ or 1/2 $ or Barry or whatever. If you spent $100 just say so. If you got pussy, just say so.

It seems like wherever you travel to they're all dreaming there too.

[Asianplvr]

Will you guys stop "dreaming". Just say it how it is. It's not like you're speaking monger code or anything. Same goes for money, time to get rid of $$ or $ or 1/2 $ or Barry or whatever. If you spent $100 just say so. If you got pussy, just say so.

[Time Off]

Does anyone have any info on Raven? Her ad sounds pretty interesting. I did a search here but came up with nothing. Thanks guys.

[Time Off]

Had a dream I stopped by there a couple weeks ago. Anita wasn't there and Linda was already in a session. So I got Amber. 1st time with her. The good: she is very cute, sexy ass, long blond hair and great bolt ons. I'd say see's, maybe small the's. She allowed plenty of roaming. Didn't hesitate to get down to her panties. The bad: she kept her legs clamped together pretty tight so I couldn't go there. I didn't push it being my 1st visit with her. She didn't get into it quite as much as Anita or Linda. But it was still a good time. She said there was no more on the menu either. She was good enough to repeat though. All said and done, 40-40 for the hh.

[Macatawa]

Wow, sorry to hear about your GR experience! The Asian lady is Joy. In 10 plus years she's never shorted my hour and loves to get nude. Real Thai Massage with her. Neck cracked too if wanted. I've seen Jessica several times for an hour and never been shorted and she's very sensual. As far as the other ladies at Oasis / Relaxation go, I agree that most guys pay too much and put up with too much BS for just a HJ. Any Lady that wants a tip upfront is usually up to no good!

NJ.

Well, now I know. LOL 120 mistake.

Today I received a text from Jessica apologizing for not getting back to me. She also apologized for me getting shorted and promised that if I were up there again, then she would make it up to me, even though she had nothing to do wuth it, She siad that Alyssa must have had a bad day.

Class act that Jessica.

[Crispy Noodlez]

I had a dream that I went to Royal today. Scheduled an appointment with Lexi. Attractive gal. Very nice. Little chubby. She has great massage skills. She did not comfortable off the jump but that did not bother me. She ask me if I wanted anything. I ask if she does bodyslides and she said yes but she stated it would be extra. I agreed. Bodyslide was okay. Allowed roaming. Finished me with handshake. Overall I had a great time with Lexi. She has great hands. Did not short me on time. Would repeat!! Damage 60 hr /$ tip.

P. s I'm a newbie to the game. Hi everyone!

Have fun play safe and be smart.

Crispy Noodlez.

[NoseJelly]

Or Frustration with the Relaxation Station.

This did not happen. I probably should have went with the Asian lady.

Wow, sorry to hear about your GR experience! The Asian lady is Joy. In 10 plus years she's never shorted my hour and loves to get nude. Real Thai Massage with her. Neck cracked too if wanted. I've seen Jessica several times for an hour and never been shorted and she's very sensual. As far as the other ladies at Oasis / Relaxation go, I agree that most guys pay too much and put up with too much BS for just a HJ. Any Lady that wants a tip upfront is usually up to no good!

NJ.

[Macatawa]

Or Frustration with the Relaxation Station.

I decided to visit the Relaxation Station after not hearing back from my first choice when I reached GR. My second choice was Jessica at RS. She was going to come in late to meet me and I didn't hear back from her either, but that was my fault for getting back to her quite late. So I decided to get who I got when I arrived.

This was my biggest mistake. I should have had a better Plan see.

An Asian lady was at the desk and was to be my therapist. I was somewhat disappointed since I expected non-Asian ladies. As I was deciding if I should leave or stay, a pretty African American peaked around the corner and smiled at me. I recognized her from the past when she was on her own. She went by the name of Cammy. She was just finishing a client. So I chose her. They wanted to do four hand, but my experiences has shown that usually one person is better than two. So I chose just Alyssa expecting great service.

This did not happen. I probably should have went with the Asian lady.

Alyssa (my spelling) is beautiful IMO. Speaking of perky breasts, hers are beautiful. Her massage techniques are good. Her personality is pleasant. Her smile is radiant. Her eyes sparkle with happiness.

Overall, her massage was not bad, but average. She could have been excellent, I think, if she was into spending the time with me and providing me with good service. It was all ruined because she shorted me on time, and she knew it and knew that I knew it. There was even a clock in the room. She even told me that I would get the full hour, and then she didn't do it. She apologized and said she would give me extra next time. Being that she knew that I don't get to GR often, she knew that probably wouldn't happen anyhow. If she really cared, then she would have given me a twenty back.

During our time, a call came through from a customer who (allegedly) wanted her. Alyssa scheduled her (yes it was) at a late enough time so that I could be done with my hour. Alyssa even told me that I would still get my complete hour. "I don't book clients on top of each other. " (Wait, you said you had 12 clients today and that is in less than 12 hours and you don't book close?) But a few minutes later, the customer requested if she could be earlier, so my time was to be shorted by a few minutes. Then the customer shows up fifteen minutes earlier than expected. For some reason, Alyssa seemed to be prepared for this. So my actual time with Alyssa was 40 minutes even though I requested an hour and she promised an hour. She knew this customer who was a woman (again, yes, I heard her voice), and began rushing our time right away after the phone call. She "finished" me off and as all women know, this helps guys not care that the time allotted is not fulfilled.

She even said as she raced out the door that she would give me an extra fifteen minutes next time. Right.

So, why didn't I short the payment or tip? Because both had been paid. Why didn't I demand money back? Because I was "promised" more time next time. Why didn't she ask the other lady to take over for her with me or the other customer? Because she didn't care about me as a customer as she had my money.

Frustrating to say the least but oddly not a surprise.

Never again will I go to this place. I know that they will keep in business. Too many guys will go back and enough won't be cheated. Most guys simply want that HE and a good massage is secondary.

In some ways, it is my own fault. I learned long ago that in most places, a half hour is what should be scheduled. This is always fulfilled. An hour is too long unless the therapist is actually a real one who enjoys giving massages. (This applies to business locations and not independents who work out of their homes). I should have known that unless a lady cares about me and is familiar with me, she will treat me as a money machine and move on. Alyssa had had twelve massages before me that day, so with me and the new customer, she had fourteen. It is all about the money and not about the service for her.

In Grand Rapids, the only massage place which I have visited that has given exemplary service is Panacea. When I got to Relaxation Station and was greeted by the Asian lady, I knew that I should have gone there instead, but as we all know hope that this will be the one place that gives us a "wow" time.

If you ever get to Kalamazoo, then look at my reviews. There is someone who is fantastic. You will see that I do have the perfect one, and should simply save my money for her. No one has done what she has done as often or as well. No shorting of time, no rushing, and above all, she enjoys it.

I am sure Grand Rapids has such a person, but I have not met her yet. I doubt I will find her in a business establishment.

So, forget Relaxation Station. Any place that shorts service that was promised is not worth even visiting. I even made it clear and Alyssa made it clear that I would get the full hour. Yet we both knew that when she finished me off within 30 minutes that it wasn't going to happen.

[Smoke25]

I see that Mama Dee has moved to her new location on 28th Street and it appears that all the non-licensed girls have moved on to other venues. Has anyone taken the plunge and checked out the new lineup? I always enjoyed Ally while she was there and she has disappeared again. Anyone per chance see where she may have ended up? I'm in Indiana and only get up that way a couple of times a month.

Who cares. All the girls there request ridiculous tips for subpar service and usually short you on time. Ally was the best one I saw there but not worth the requested tip.

[ShoeMan73]

Sorry forgot her link here it is.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...kelly/10110413

[Oddjob]

I see that Mama Dee has moved to her new location on 28th Street and it appears that all the non-licensed girls have moved on to other venues. Has anyone taken the plunge and checked out the new lineup? I always enjoyed Ally while she was there and she has disappeared again. Anyone per chance see where she may have ended up? I'm in Indiana and only get up that way a couple of times a month.