Massage Parlor Reports

[Jim Rob]

Is back open, sad to report Was told Scarlet left 😓.

[Ted Williams]

I was in Chantilly and stopped in front at Miko, not the back at Smile. Greeted by Susie, suzy, sue. She is late 30's, tall and long hair, see cup with long nips and around 6-7/10 for look. To be brief, I got standard NoVA (first time bit) with some roaming otc / utc. There is maybe an upgrade / expansion possible, but would require more visits to same provider kinda deal. A few positives from this visit were that she was pleasant / conversational and there was no haggling / negotiation before the handshake. I received a complete full hour. The massage was good. A few cons were the use of lots of cream and lotion, so please be aware (not heavily scented). Two other things are there is still a stand up shower (I showered before) and traffic was bad due to construction of Walney (I was late for another appt).

[Member #6951]

I've been reading reviews on Franconia Wellness and it seems the mama-san leads you to another therapist.

Does the mama-san herself give massages?

Not in my past experience, but sounds like they shut down for a bit. Things may have changed. I stopped heading there when Mei left and may not head back unless I hear otherwise.

[AndyLee1234]

Is there any AMP with hot american girls? Not some old asian ladies.

[Skooby]

I've been reading reviews on Franconia Wellness and it seems the mama-san leads you to another therapist.

Does the mama-san herself give massages?

[Mustang946]

Looks like they are back from vacation. I haven't been there since they reopened, but there was an ad posted today.

I saw the ad and stopped by to check it out. New mamasan and only one girl who was not available for an hour and to please come back. She wouldn't say who it was so no idea if one of the former girls or not. Mamasan said there would be more girls next week. No appointments, just walk in. At least for this week. I didn't want to come back in an hour and get the same story so I moved on.

[NotMe00]

I've recently started working in VA and I've been to 3 AMPs thus far and have yet to experience the standard Nova ending. My first two were complete strike outs, and my third was the supposedly elusive home run over the left field wall on Columbia Pike. She made me promise not to tell since they don't all do that there apparently, but if that's your thing, give it a shot and follow my Nana's advice, "if you expect rain, bring a raincoat. ". Good luck.

[AznVrep]

Stopped by the CMP that's referenced on here often. Most suggestions are to visit on a Sunday night. I ended up stopping by on Sunday afternoon and noticed that the infamous grey sedan was there. Rang the bell and a provider that must have been 65 answered. She let me know that the wait would be at least 2 hours. I didn't feel like waiting and in my opinion she was not attractive 3/10 so I ended up leaving. Maybe I'll give it another shot on a Sunday evening.

Stay frosty.

[AznVrep]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

I'm guessing you are the same dude that claims he dropped a turd in the shower at another AMP. I believe someone actually followed up on that with the mama san and uncovered that the statement was false. Quite the troll.

[ZebraSoile]

Anyone visit this place, on Route 50 at Centreville Road? Got tired of the places on Sullyfield Circle. CH across the street in the shopping mall is decent, but therapeutic only.

[WebDog2015]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

You're douche bag. Totally unhelpful.

[WebDog2015]

Is that the place with the dancing kitty kat in the window? I went there late one evening; only had time for a 1/2 hour, and got a nice massage + HE from a very pretty therapist. Went back a few weeks later, for one hour, and got zilch. The again a little later, nada.

Didn't notice the cat. But I am confident there are HE's happening. May depend on the therapist, or maybe they had a scare and playing it safe.

[JmSuttr]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

Most of your previous posts trash AMPs in one way or another and now you post about this disgusting behavior like it's something to brag about.

Unbefuckinglievable.

[BuckshotWatson]

Any body know what's going on with this place? Stopped by twice this week, and the place was locked up tighter than a drum.

No sign, no answer on the phone, Nothing!

Also noticed that their regular ad has not been placed lately.

AM.

Looks like they are back from vacation. I haven't been there since they reopened, but there was an ad posted today.

[Dr Bombay]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

No offense but are you a masochist? You don't seem to enjoy going to these places.