Massage Parlor Reports

**HottieHunter42** · 10-23-15 00:07

Originally Posted by Castlerae [View Original Post]

Learning even something as basic as how to say "Hello" and "Thank you" helps. I've had far better sessions with Asians at MP's when I could address mamasan and the provider in their language. Most smart phones will give you access to a basic translation with an audio playback you can listen to and memorize. Just be sure to check translations: I once tried to learn something more complex, and after I'd memorized the phrase, I entered the text for a reverse translation. Found out I was asking for something *very* different (and slightly embarrassing).

I'm white. Decent-looking (the girls all like to say "Oh! You so hansum!" but not sure if I can treally trust their sincerity, due to the circumstances LOL). Smart, funny good personality. NOt a lot of $$ though, but otherwise, I'm a pretty good catch LOL!

I do know how to say hello and thank you in Chinese. They do seem to perk up and respond when they hear you at least try to converse with themin their native language. I guess it shows that you're serious and show at least a bit of interest in them as a person.

And I guess that's where it starts!

**Ron M** · 10-22-15 20:33

Originally Posted by HottieHunter42 [View Original Post]

There has to be more to it. I'm nice to everyone. I'm friendly to everyone. It has never gotten me laid.

Don't feel you're alone in this regard. It hasn't worked for me either.

**Castlerae** · 10-22-15 19:36

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Sometimes knowing Mandarin helps sometimes not.

Learning even something as basic as how to say "Hello" and "Thank you" helps. I've had far better sessions with Asians at MP's when I could address mamasan and the provider in their language. Most smart phones will give you access to a basic translation with an audio playback you can listen to and memorize. Just be sure to check translations: I once tried to learn something more complex, and after I'd memorized the phrase, I entered the text for a reverse translation. Found out I was asking for something *very* different (and slightly embarrassing).

**CoolPatrick** · 10-22-15 17:32

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Sometimes knowing Mandarin helps sometimes not.

My point is, stereotype works both ways. It's a sad truth.

If you are White and know Mandarin, you are off a good start, if you are ethnic minorities, chances are not as good, but if you let them know you are a good citizen of Uncle Sam (your turn to sell the illusion of helping them get green cards), you odds may increase for getting these great deals like Bob's story.

A genuine personal connection is yet another unicorn in this hobby. Like meeting people in real life, it all depends on your look, $, charm and a million things. Sometimes it is a two way street, often time it's just a one way.

**HornyChi** · 10-22-15 17:25

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...adore/28647783

She posts a lot on BP and my imagination is running away with me. Does anyone know if she is legit? I've tried looking other places without much luck.

**HornyChi** · 10-22-15 15:37

Saw an ad on BP for a rub down. Booked an appointment with CeCe. Confirmed it was $160 for an hour massage with no tipping required. She was gorgeous, very happy with what I saw. Left very happy.

Because it was no tip required I only brought the cash to bring to the appointment. She never asked for more money but at the end I felt bad for not having brought more to compliment her for leaving me so satisfied. How do you handle these situations? If I wanted to return what would you suggest?

**DMichaels69** · 10-22-15 14:39

Sometimes knowing Mandarin helps sometimes not.

Originally Posted by HottieHunter42 [View Original Post]

There has to be more to it. I'm nice to everyone. I'm friendly to everyone. It has never gotten me laid.

Maybe if I learned some Mandarin. .

**HottieHunter42** · 10-22-15 10:35

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

Bob is their friend first and fwb later. Its really simple. Rocket Dork.

There has to be more to it. I'm nice to everyone. I'm friendly to everyone. It has never gotten me laid.

Maybe if I learned some Mandarin. .

**Rocket Dork** · 10-22-15 08:42

Originally Posted by HottieHunter42 [View Original Post]

Maybe I could pick up a few pointers as to how he does it! .

Bob is their friend first and fwb later. Its really simple. Rocket Dork.

**HottieHunter42** · 10-21-15 22:39

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

Wow! Bob you are my idol! Rocket Dork.

Maybe I could pick up a few pointers as to how he does it! .

**JolieThornDog** · 10-21-15 21:14

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

Wow! Bob you are my idol! Rocket Dork.

What a STUD. You're my idol too.

**Rocket Dork** · 10-21-15 20:48

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

For example, today I saw a good friend. Gave her $80 tip. For legit massage. Tomorrow we are going to a hotel and fuck for three hours. No tip. Just sex. It all balances out. Also when I left the legit place today, I saw another friend. Make out session. Oral sex. Fully Naked. Got her off twice. $60. Tip. But she wants to see me on her day off now. The idea, is that both people should enjoy. Then it is less about money, and more about having a good time. And having a good friend. Bob.

Wow! Bob you are my idol! Rocket Dork.

**JamesTChicago** · 10-21-15 20:05

Looks like she's gone solo? Can anyone confirm or is this a ploy by LEO? She asks to text which is odd. Anyone have thoughts? Leave a message here or pm me please. Happy hump day!

**Joe6009** · 10-21-15 19:06

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

For example, today I saw a good friend. Gave her $80 tip. For legit massage. Tomorrow we are going to a hotel and fuck for three hours. No tip. Just sex. It all balances out. Also when I left the legit place today, I saw another friend. Make out session. Oral sex. Fully Naked. Got her off twice. $60. Tip. But she wants to see me on her day off now. The idea, is that both people should enjoy. Then it is less about money, and more about having a good time. And having a good friend. Bob.

Damn Bob you are a stud!

**Bob521** · 10-21-15 18:08

For example, today I saw a good friend. Gave her $80 tip. For legit massage. Tomorrow we are going to a hotel and fuck for three hours. No tip. Just sex. It all balances out. Also when I left the legit place today, I saw another friend. Make out session. Oral sex. Fully Naked. Got her off twice. $60. Tip. But she wants to see me on her day off now. The idea, is that both people should enjoy. Then it is less about money, and more about having a good time. And having a good friend. Bob.

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Well. Theres nothing wrong with someone asking what they would like for service theyre going to give. If a girl thinks its worth 120 for her to give a blowjob, then she's free to ask. If she thinks jerking someone off is worth 60 that's fine to ask too. Everybody gets to set their prices. But if I think its worth 40, then ill say, I've got 40. And if she says no, you can just agree to not agree and move on. Usually, they would rather have the 40 to stroke your dick for 4 minutes than 0 to not. So I've yet to find a provider that refuses to handjob me for 40, or 80 for a blow job or 100 for fucking. 100 is a lot of money. They might ask for 140 to fuck, but you also know at that point that they are willing to fuck, andif theyre willing to fuck a stranger for money, is 100 dollars worth turning down over an additional 40? I've yet to find the girl who thinks it is. Pay what you think things are worth, don't pay more than you feel comfortable with.

But also, pay too low and you might get a super shitty experience and then you're out money too for something that wasnt all that fun. And is that worth saving 20 $ for? If I'm going to pay 80 for a blow job and I think the chick seems pretty hot and seems like a wild time, I'm not going to haggle her down to 60 or something and have her be annoyed and then give a bland blowie. Ill just pay her the 100 have a fun blow job and then just not return.