Massage Parlor Reports

**Rocket Dork** · 10-22-15 08:42

Originally Posted by HottieHunter42 [View Original Post]

Maybe I could pick up a few pointers as to how he does it! .

Bob is their friend first and fwb later. Its really simple. Rocket Dork.

**HottieHunter42** · 10-21-15 22:39

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

Wow! Bob you are my idol! Rocket Dork.

Maybe I could pick up a few pointers as to how he does it! .

**JolieThornDog** · 10-21-15 21:14

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

Wow! Bob you are my idol! Rocket Dork.

What a STUD. You're my idol too.

**Rocket Dork** · 10-21-15 20:48

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

For example, today I saw a good friend. Gave her $80 tip. For legit massage. Tomorrow we are going to a hotel and fuck for three hours. No tip. Just sex. It all balances out. Also when I left the legit place today, I saw another friend. Make out session. Oral sex. Fully Naked. Got her off twice. $60. Tip. But she wants to see me on her day off now. The idea, is that both people should enjoy. Then it is less about money, and more about having a good time. And having a good friend. Bob.

Wow! Bob you are my idol! Rocket Dork.

**JamesTChicago** · 10-21-15 20:05

Looks like she's gone solo? Can anyone confirm or is this a ploy by LEO? She asks to text which is odd. Anyone have thoughts? Leave a message here or pm me please. Happy hump day!

**Joe6009** · 10-21-15 19:06

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

For example, today I saw a good friend. Gave her $80 tip. For legit massage. Tomorrow we are going to a hotel and fuck for three hours. No tip. Just sex. It all balances out. Also when I left the legit place today, I saw another friend. Make out session. Oral sex. Fully Naked. Got her off twice. $60. Tip. But she wants to see me on her day off now. The idea, is that both people should enjoy. Then it is less about money, and more about having a good time. And having a good friend. Bob.

Damn Bob you are a stud!

**Bob521** · 10-21-15 18:08

For example, today I saw a good friend. Gave her $80 tip. For legit massage. Tomorrow we are going to a hotel and fuck for three hours. No tip. Just sex. It all balances out. Also when I left the legit place today, I saw another friend. Make out session. Oral sex. Fully Naked. Got her off twice. $60. Tip. But she wants to see me on her day off now. The idea, is that both people should enjoy. Then it is less about money, and more about having a good time. And having a good friend. Bob.

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Well. Theres nothing wrong with someone asking what they would like for service theyre going to give. If a girl thinks its worth 120 for her to give a blowjob, then she's free to ask. If she thinks jerking someone off is worth 60 that's fine to ask too. Everybody gets to set their prices. But if I think its worth 40, then ill say, I've got 40. And if she says no, you can just agree to not agree and move on. Usually, they would rather have the 40 to stroke your dick for 4 minutes than 0 to not. So I've yet to find a provider that refuses to handjob me for 40, or 80 for a blow job or 100 for fucking. 100 is a lot of money. They might ask for 140 to fuck, but you also know at that point that they are willing to fuck, andif theyre willing to fuck a stranger for money, is 100 dollars worth turning down over an additional 40? I've yet to find the girl who thinks it is. Pay what you think things are worth, don't pay more than you feel comfortable with.

But also, pay too low and you might get a super shitty experience and then you're out money too for something that wasnt all that fun. And is that worth saving 20 $ for? If I'm going to pay 80 for a blow job and I think the chick seems pretty hot and seems like a wild time, I'm not going to haggle her down to 60 or something and have her be annoyed and then give a bland blowie. Ill just pay her the 100 have a fun blow job and then just not return.

**ReadyForRub** · 10-21-15 13:46

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

I went there yesterday and did some recon. Nice location, locked buzzer door, ts,sauna.

The lady that answered was heavy set and really messed up teeth. Didn't even look Asian. I asked if she was my mt she said yes. I said I was only there for info. She said theres 3 girls. I heard voices but saw noone else. This could be great place if they have hot girls. If anyone toftt hit me up with some 411. This is 222 dundee next to mcdonalds in Wheeling.

I went to mystic today to meet Mia. Hehe I know her from many AMPs in area and her and I always had a "special" time. Glad she resurfaced. Nice place and more girls coming soon. 65 hr plus tip.

Go to the more appropriate Mount Prospect pages for in-depth descriptions. They are NOT in Chicago.

**CoolPatrick** · 10-21-15 13:11

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Well. Theres nothing wrong with someone asking what they would like for service theyre going to give. If a girl thinks its worth 120 for her to give a blowjob, then she's free to ask. If she thinks jerking someone off is worth 60 that's fine to ask too. Everybody gets to set their prices. But if I think its worth 40, then ill say, I've got 40. And if she says no, you can just agree to not agree and move on. Usually, they would rather have the 40 to stroke your dick for 4 minutes than 0 to not. So I've yet to find a provider that refuses to handjob me for 40, or 80 for a blow job or 100 for fucking. 100 is a lot of money. They might ask for 140 to fuck, but you also know at that point that they are willing to fuck, andif theyre willing to fuck a stranger for money, is 100 dollars worth turning down over an additional 40? I've yet to find the girl who thinks it is. Pay what you think things are worth, don't pay more than you feel comfortable with.

But also, pay too low and you might get a super shitty experience and then you're out money too for something that wasnt all that fun. And is that worth saving 20 $ for? If I'm going to pay 80 for a blow job and I think the chick seems pretty hot and seems like a wild time, I'm not going to haggle her down to 60 or something and have her be annoyed and then give a bland blowie. Ill just pay her the 100 have a fun blow job and then just not return.

Perfect mind set, cares a bit more about of ensuring quality than quantity.

**Eddinger** · 10-21-15 10:16

Well. Theres nothing wrong with someone asking what they would like for service theyre going to give. If a girl thinks its worth 120 for her to give a blowjob, then she's free to ask. If she thinks jerking someone off is worth 60 that's fine to ask too. Everybody gets to set their prices. But if I think its worth 40, then ill say, I've got 40. And if she says no, you can just agree to not agree and move on. Usually, they would rather have the 40 to stroke your dick for 4 minutes than 0 to not. So I've yet to find a provider that refuses to handjob me for 40, or 80 for a blow job or 100 for fucking. 100 is a lot of money. They might ask for 140 to fuck, but you also know at that point that they are willing to fuck, andif theyre willing to fuck a stranger for money, is 100 dollars worth turning down over an additional 40? I've yet to find the girl who thinks it is. Pay what you think things are worth, don't pay more than you feel comfortable with.

But also, pay too low and you might get a super shitty experience and then you're out money too for something that wasnt all that fun. And is that worth saving 20 $ for? If I'm going to pay 80 for a blow job and I think the chick seems pretty hot and seems like a wild time, I'm not going to haggle her down to 60 or something and have her be annoyed and then give a bland blowie. Ill just pay her the 100 have a fun blow job and then just not return.

Originally Posted by BlueUc [View Original Post]

Seems more and more places are expecting. 6 for a standard finish. Gets very tiring going back and forth explaining that. 40 is it. The girls don't get that the door price is creeping up as well, so an extra 20 for them aint going to fly.

**Kaptain Kool** · 10-20-15 22:41

I was in the mood for some relaxation today so I took a stroll to the AMP on Grand next to the pizza place. The place inside was not too elegant (especially the restroom) but good enough and they ask you to take off your shoes. I asked for one hour but got shorted on time, which was not horrible since the massage was sub par anyway. I wanted the therapist to walk on my back, but you need to get a different room with overhead bars, which they do have available. The therapist, whose name I did not get, asked for a tip beforehand so I obliged. Just in case, I went prepared for more than a standard end, a step above that, and was asked for $ but I talked her down for 20 less. I think that if you opt for a half hour here, they are more likely to accept a lower tip, since they are spending less time on you. Anyway, I left happy. Stay kool gents.

**Member #5933** · 10-20-15 22:41

I went there yesterday and did some recon. Nice location, locked buzzer door, ts,sauna.

The lady that answered was heavy set and really messed up teeth. Didn't even look Asian. I asked if she was my mt she said yes. I said I was only there for info. She said theres 3 girls. I heard voices but saw noone else. This could be great place if they have hot girls. If anyone toftt hit me up with some 411. This is 222 dundee next to mcdonalds in Wheeling.

I went to mystic today to meet Mia. Hehe I know her from many AMPs in area and her and I always had a "special" time. Glad she resurfaced. Nice place and more girls coming soon. 65 hr plus tip.

**Bbbuddy** · 10-20-15 13:53

Originally Posted by BlueUc [View Original Post]

Seems more and more places are expecting. 6 for a standard finish. Gets very tiring going back and forth explaining that. 40 is it. The girls don't get that the door price is creeping up as well, so an extra 20 for them aint going to fly.

Actually I was at a well established place in algonguin lately and absolutely no talk of tip and since I only had $30 on me that was good. If people are going to cave they are going to keep asking.

**DMichaels69** · 10-19-15 21:58

I've been to spa's where women trash talk the other girls there and at other spa's. That's not cool for me and I ignore it.

Originally Posted by SamSinger [View Original Post]

Based on a suggestion by a seasoned AMPist, I cheat-sheeted a few korean words I picked up from a web site. I have not had the right opportunity to use it. I do not know if I can say it with the right intonation.

Jjang-ee-da. As a way of approving something ('that is pretty cool').

Mohm-jjang. A conversation starter once you are in the room ('you have a great body'.

Eol-jjang. Same context. Means beautiful face.

Bul-geum. Sort of like TGIF, so use it on a Friday.

And for extra credit, women like to trash talk other women, it is universal. It makes them feel special if you prop them up and put their competitor down.
That is all is accomplished with
dwen-jang-nyeo - 'Cheap woman'. So bring up a conversation where you have been to other AMPs.. she asks how were they, you say dwen-jang-nyeo and that she is the opposite.

**BlueUc** · 10-19-15 15:29

Seems more and more places are expecting. 6 for a standard finish. Gets very tiring going back and forth explaining that. 40 is it. The girls don't get that the door price is creeping up as well, so an extra 20 for them aint going to fly.

Originally Posted by Lebowski69 [View Original Post]

With little to go on I stopped by lux nearby my hotel in buffalo grove. Met by older mamassan and greeted her with some Korean well wishes. She was surprised I knew a kittle Korean and showed me to the room. My therapist was shi shi an older 40 something k girl. Fit and still put together. She gave me an extremely thorough ts and after thanking her and telling her it felt good in Korean she got more playful in the shower. Off to the room where she delivered a nice hard massage with back walking at my request. Standard finish and when she picked up the. 4 I laid out for her she frowned and told me it was. 6. For standard visit. Since she was overtime and gave a very nice massage I caved and gave her the additional Jackson. Sorry to ruin it for you locals. All and all a good experience it pays to know a little Korean to break the ice with these girls. Any more suggestions of where to try (K AMPs) in the north burbs would be appreciated as variety is the spice of life.

Happy mongering,

The dude abides.