Massage Parlor Reports

[Skooby]

I've been reading reviews on Franconia Wellness and it seems the mama-san leads you to another therapist.

Does the mama-san herself give massages?

[Mustang946]

Looks like they are back from vacation. I haven't been there since they reopened, but there was an ad posted today.

I saw the ad and stopped by to check it out. New mamasan and only one girl who was not available for an hour and to please come back. She wouldn't say who it was so no idea if one of the former girls or not. Mamasan said there would be more girls next week. No appointments, just walk in. At least for this week. I didn't want to come back in an hour and get the same story so I moved on.

[NotMe00]

I've recently started working in VA and I've been to 3 AMPs thus far and have yet to experience the standard Nova ending. My first two were complete strike outs, and my third was the supposedly elusive home run over the left field wall on Columbia Pike. She made me promise not to tell since they don't all do that there apparently, but if that's your thing, give it a shot and follow my Nana's advice, "if you expect rain, bring a raincoat. ". Good luck.

[AznVrep]

Stopped by the CMP that's referenced on here often. Most suggestions are to visit on a Sunday night. I ended up stopping by on Sunday afternoon and noticed that the infamous grey sedan was there. Rang the bell and a provider that must have been 65 answered. She let me know that the wait would be at least 2 hours. I didn't feel like waiting and in my opinion she was not attractive 3/10 so I ended up leaving. Maybe I'll give it another shot on a Sunday evening.

Stay frosty.

[AznVrep]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

I'm guessing you are the same dude that claims he dropped a turd in the shower at another AMP. I believe someone actually followed up on that with the mama san and uncovered that the statement was false. Quite the troll.

[ZebraSoile]

Anyone visit this place, on Route 50 at Centreville Road? Got tired of the places on Sullyfield Circle. CH across the street in the shopping mall is decent, but therapeutic only.

[WebDog2015]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

You're douche bag. Totally unhelpful.

[WebDog2015]

Is that the place with the dancing kitty kat in the window? I went there late one evening; only had time for a 1/2 hour, and got a nice massage + HE from a very pretty therapist. Went back a few weeks later, for one hour, and got zilch. The again a little later, nada.

Didn't notice the cat. But I am confident there are HE's happening. May depend on the therapist, or maybe they had a scare and playing it safe.

[JmSuttr]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

Most of your previous posts trash AMPs in one way or another and now you post about this disgusting behavior like it's something to brag about.

Unbefuckinglievable.

[BuckshotWatson]

Any body know what's going on with this place? Stopped by twice this week, and the place was locked up tighter than a drum.

No sign, no answer on the phone, Nothing!

Also noticed that their regular ad has not been placed lately.

AM.

Looks like they are back from vacation. I haven't been there since they reopened, but there was an ad posted today.

[Dr Bombay]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

No offense but are you a masochist? You don't seem to enjoy going to these places.

[Rudraidhe]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

What a crude and distasteful action. If this is how you behave when you think you are clean, I can just imagine how you must have appeared when the mamasan admonished you.

I am sure you will have no one taking your side for what you believe to be appropriate action. Time for you to mature a little.

[Guido For Life]

Was insulted at the Herndon massage parlor near the Target. This old bat said she wanted her customers clean when they arrive. I had showered that morning, was out riding on my motorcycle.

Was wearing cologne and deodrant. Went back on another visit, did the 30 minute instead of 60. After the finish, dropped a log in the last room on the right. Left.

[DivingFool]

Stopped by a relatively new place near bailey's. Don't recall the name and their ad doesn't have the name either but it's a CMP. Older building but nice looking clinic on the inside with a decent reception area. Older woman asked if I had an appointment and I did. Paid for an hour. Provieder was late 20's spinner type and tall. Probably 5'9" or so. Face 7/10. Massage was not that good but she tried. It was more than just poking and prodding that you get from the older providers. Asked me to flip which I did and proceeded to give me standard nova. I tried to roam but was denied. Only rubbing on her ass. On completion session was over but it was not at the hour mark. Didn't want any additional massage time anyways since the massage was not that great. Damage. 6 house + . 4 tip. Not sure if I would repeat but if I did it would be a half hour session only.

The only exception is that I got a lot more "roaming", but she also said I should tip $. I tried to tell her that is the FS rate, but she swears some of you all are paying it. Haha.

[AznVrep]

Stopped by a relatively new place near bailey's. Don't recall the name and their ad doesn't have the name either but it's a CMP. Older building but nice looking clinic on the inside with a decent reception area. Older woman asked if I had an appointment and I did. Paid for an hour. Provieder was late 20's spinner type and tall. Probably 5'9" or so. Face 7/10. Massage was not that good but she tried. It was more than just poking and prodding that you get from the older providers. Asked me to flip which I did and proceeded to give me standard nova. I tried to roam but was denied. Only rubbing on her ass. On completion session was over but it was not at the hour mark. Didn't want any additional massage time anyways since the massage was not that great. Damage. 6 house + . 4 tip. Not sure if I would repeat but if I did it would be a half hour session only.