The Massholes

[Ambrose]

Over the top reviews of Monica, where? You went over the hour, BULL SHIT! I have known Monica for quite a while and more importantly I have known her boss for even longer and I can guarantee that nobody has gone over an hour with her, her boss won't allow it, your lucky if you get 50 minutes. You may have had fun but the only thing Monica had fun doing was counting your cash.

See'Mon. Smoke please go away.

"Over the top reviews of Monica" Check my reviews on Boston Massage Parlor #18447 and BP Advertiser Reviews #6335. The see the reviews after mine.

"You went over the hour" Yup, I did. There was no one there with her and she was not busy that day. She said "very slow" she liked my company, believe it or not these women are human and every once in a while one might like company on a slow day. Not your company probably, you don't seem like anyone could enjoy you.

Of course she enjoyed the cash, that's why she's there nitwit. Man you are stupid.

[Ambrose]

There is no doubt who you are. There's too many common traits. It's very plain to see. LMAO.

And you, you're the parrot, a broken record, you keep saying the same thing over & over.

[Ambrose]

Hey Smoke,

I know you are not very intelligent. You proved it by using threats and asking to meet me. You stupid cowardly fuck.

BB.

Oh, where should I start? I guess with you, the homo. Sorry, I guess you don't like that name, the bisexual, like that one better. You're still a homo as far as I'm concerned, you do guys, you're a homo. You make me sick. Go back to your tranny site.

I have never threatened you nor have I ever asked to meet you. But if I did why say I'm cowardly. You're obviously confused. And believe me, a gay guy is something I never want to meet.

[Member #5013]

Maybe you should look up the word determined so you can see how wrong you are about Ambrose and Smoke Screen. Who "determined" Ambrose and Smoke Screen are the same person. BaconBits, Yardape, and you. And what do you base it on? Writing style. Are you serious? I can understand BaconBits thinking so, he doesn't have a brain in his head. He should see the wizard. But you two, although lacking somewhat, are smarter than that. Looks like you two have been drinking some of his kool ade.

As far as color commentary or serial as you put it, neither you nor YA post anything much other than commentary. Go ahead look, 90 % of your posts are just that, comments, with little to no substance. A typical post from you is I took a ride through town and saw nothing, or I saw so & so, talked to her but didn't pick her up. Do you think anybody here cares that you took a ride through some town.

Hey Smoke,

I know you are not very intelligent. You proved it by using threats and asking to meet me. You stupid cowardly fuck.

BB.

[Yardape08]

Maybe you should look up the word determined so you can see how wrong you are about Ambrose and Smoke Screen. Who "determined" Ambrose and Smoke Screen are the same person. BaconBits, Yardape, and you. And what do you base it on? Writing style. Are you serious? I can understand BaconBits thinking so, he doesn't have a brain in his head. He should see the wizard. But you two, although lacking somewhat, are smarter than that. Looks like you two have been drinking some of his kool ade.

As far as color commentary or serial as you put it, neither you nor YA post anything much other than commentary. Go ahead look, 90 % of your posts are just that, comments, with little to no substance. A typical post from you is I took a ride through town and saw nothing, or I saw so & so, talked to her but didn't pick her up. Do you think anybody here cares that you took a ride through some town.

There is no doubt who you are. There's too many common traits. It's very plain to see. LMAO.

[Yellowfever023]

This is what happens a lot of times when a provider gets good reviews one after the other, everyone wants a piece of the action. She gets so busy that she can't handle all the requests so you get shorted on a lack luster visit. I saw her before all the over the top reviews. I had fun and so did she, we went a little over the hour but she didn't mind at all. I wrote a good review of her against my better judgment, knowing all along what would come of it. Sorry to say, I haven't been back.

Over the top reviews of Monica, where? You went over the hour, BULL SHIT! I have known Monica for quite a while and more importantly I have known her boss for even longer and I can guarantee that nobody has gone over an hour with her, her boss won't allow it, your lucky if you get 50 minutes. You may have had fun but the only thing Monica had fun doing was counting your cash.

See'Mon. Smoke please go away.

[Skatar018]

YF can attest Dan Miller is quite the character.

Of that I've no doubt.

[Yardape08]

Seems more & more are doing that

YF can attest Dan Miller is quite the character.

[Ambrose]

I took you up on your offer and reviewed all of your 300 + posts in just over a year I might ad, what I found was a little bit of info, lots of shilling for BP girls and lots of color commentary.

It has already been determined that Ambrose is former member smoke screen now I wonder if you are smoke screen too, the greek mythology names, joined around the same time, high post count in a short period of time etc. Not saying you are but there are some coincidences here. I wonder how many screen names one member can handle.

Maybe you should look up the word determined so you can see how wrong you are about Ambrose and Smoke Screen. Who "determined" Ambrose and Smoke Screen are the same person. BaconBits, Yardape, and you. And what do you base it on? Writing style. Are you serious? I can understand BaconBits thinking so, he doesn't have a brain in his head. He should see the wizard. But you two, although lacking somewhat, are smarter than that. Looks like you two have been drinking some of his kool ade.

As far as color commentary or serial as you put it, neither you nor YA post anything much other than commentary. Go ahead look, 90 % of your posts are just that, comments, with little to no substance. A typical post from you is I took a ride through town and saw nothing, or I saw so & so, talked to her but didn't pick her up. Do you think anybody here cares that you took a ride through some town.

[Skatar018]

I wonder how many screen names one member can handle.

Seems more & more are doing that

Yardape08, just use your regular account.A2

[BillyBaloney]

Good point about RTFF, but it would seem that was actually some to are back then, just skimming these forums. There have been very few reviews that make you want to go and hurry and see that provider going back a year or so.

Time is even more of a precious resource than money.

You think the reviews don't make you whant to visit anywhere. You ask question after question, after question. And then there are a couple of priceless posts:

Hi guys, recent; why discovered how short life is, so need to star living.

I am looking for a "real" college girl, UTR by definition maybe even more than practice. Undergrad preferred, but will consider grad student if less than 7 years out of high school (yes, 18-25), in a boston or close suburban college. Petite is fine, thin is fine, athletic is fine, not BBW though. Hair color doesn't matter, length more so (shoulder at least, but not a deal breaker). No heavy drugs. (pot and hallucinogens ok on her own time).

Looking for something that at least can develop in a long term (part of the reason I'm starting in September). Not looking for an agency girl, a coached girl, but someone completely independent. Someone who likes oral very important, both receiving and giving. I may even be ok with oral / dfk / lfk only with the right girl. Not looking to spend more than $250 for the first or second session. Exclusivity not important in the beginning but would love for it to develop into one. I'm ok with a modified sugar daddy situation if I'm smitten.

Intelligence and sense of humor and someone who can accompany me to functions would, in an ideal world, be ok, too. Race and religion not terribly important.

I will be extremely extremely grateful if someone has someone like this. Sloppy seconds is obviously fine. Thanks.

Praying.

And.

I know I'm new here (not new to the scene), found this place because my UTR's have dried up (retired, gotten old / pounds, or found a traditional career). Looking for something in the norwood / sharon / westwood (quiet) areas. Budget is $140/200 or so, like to start with 1/2 hours).

Prefer BBBJ / DFK over FS, especially for a 1st encounter. Someone that likes to use their mouth. . . And be discreet.

So for those keeping score, Brooksy was doing awesome with his girls until he wasnt. And he never shared while he was doing awesome. Now that he has nothing he wants information and in his 40 posts has yet offered the board anything of value.

[Odysseus1250]

I took you up on your offer and reviewed all of your 300 + posts in just over a year I might ad, what I found was a little bit of info, lots of shilling for BP girls and lots of color commentary.

It has already been determined that Ambrose is former member smoke screen now I wonder if you are smoke screen too, the greek mythology names, joined around the same time, high post count in a short period of time etc. Not saying you are but there are some coincidences here. I wonder how many screen names one member can handle.

Whatever, I couldn't care less what you think.

[Yellowfever023]

Not clear that you have any info credible or otherwise. But you are very good at pointing out that other suck. Nice job. If your looking for anything I've contributed it's not hard to find RI, NH, Worchester mostly.

I took you up on your offer and reviewed all of your 300 + posts in just over a year I might ad, what I found was a little bit of info, lots of shilling for BP girls and lots of color commentary.

It has already been determined that Ambrose is former member smoke screen now I wonder if you are smoke screen too, the greek mythology names, joined around the same time, high post count in a short period of time etc. Not saying you are but there are some coincidences here. I wonder how many screen names one member can handle.

[Yardape08]

Good point about RTFF, but it would seem that was actually some to are back then, just skimming these forums. There have been very few reviews that make you want to go and hurry and see that provider going back a year or so.

Time is even more of a precious resource than money.

Personally before I ever joined and posted I spent about two months off and on reading back through all the posts in one of the massage threads going back one full year. Although many of the girls in those reviews were gone as you say, I gained a wealth of knowledge and tips which eventually helped me achieve great success. And I learned all the terms here and how this site works so when I did join and start posting I hit the ground running. I received an equal share of both arrows and assistance in the beginning. At some point each individual has to find their way. There will always be timid folks who are scared to post or defend themselves. That is life and not unique to this site.

[Brooksy]

Your views remind me of the new "Everybody Gets A Trophy" regimen. For years on here newbies have been encouraged to RTTF and it never seemed to be a problem. They put on their big boy pants and did just that. I think you guys are being a bit overdramatic here. As far as I can see there's information being shared on all the boards. You're acting like the whole forum has completely dried up. And what exactly is your definition of a newbie? Old members under new screen name perhaps? Or the color commentators who have amassed hundreds of posts in a few months?

Good point about RTFF, but it would seem that was actually some to are back then, just skimming these forums. There have been very few reviews that make you want to go and hurry and see that provider going back a year or so.

Time is even more of a precious resource than money.