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[Nutmaker]

Aloha Brothers,

I just thought I'd contribute my 2 cents about "scents" which I am sure most of you already know but for those that haven't really thought about it, I hope this may help you stay out of harms way with your wife or SO.

My SO Has a very sensitive sense of smell and one time I made the stupid mistake of using a provider's strongly scented body wash when I showered off after the massage to wash off the oil. I didn't think twice about it and when I got home my SO greeted me with a hug and kiss and then looked at me kind of weird and asked where I had been. Surprised, I said huh? She said you smell like you just took a shower with some flowery soap. So, what's going on? Lucky I thought fast enough to say that I had been to the gym after work and the soap dispenser in the shower was empty but someone had left a whole bottle of this body wash there so I used that. I don't know if she really believed me but at least I had an answer.

Since then, I am super careful about getting "foreign" scents on me or my clothing before going home. So, if you are like me and have a SO with a very sensitive sense of smell and notices small things like how you smell or should smell, LOL, Here's some helpful hints:

1. Bring your own soap to the LMT or AMP. Ever wonder what to do with those little chips of bar soap that you end up accumulating? Put them in a small zip lock bag and keep them in your car. Just make sure you remember to bring it with you to your appointment.

2. If you have a gym membership, you can always go and take a shower there after the deed, in the case of a freebie encounter that leaves a little or perhaps too much pussy scent on you, or after going to an LMT or AMP where you used their flowery soap.

3. If you don't have a gym membership or do but they are closed at the time or too far away, you can always go to the beach and jump in the water or take a shower there and use the soap you stashed in your car. I've done that at Ala Moana beach a couple of times. It's a little chilly at night, especially when the trade winds are blowing but better than having problems at home. Just remember to always keep soap, some board shorts and a towel in your car.

4. A couple of times I was able to give "Jr. " a quick wash after a freebie because I had water in a plastic gallon jug in the back of my truck which I almost always have because I surf a lot at Lani's or Chun's (no showers) and use it to wash off after I get out of the water.

5. I keep a spare clean shirt and jeans in my truck and If I am going to go to an AMP or to see a LMT who I know wears perfume, I always change into that first. That way, if she gives me a goodbye hug, and the shirt absorbs the perfume scent, it won't be a problem because I will change back into the clothes I was wearing that didn't get any perfume smell on it. I keep the now fragrant shirt in a plastic bag stashed in my truck and then wash it along with some other clothes when my SO is out. She thinks I'm a wonderful guy for doing some laundry and I get the perfume smell out of the shirt without being suspicious. I learned that one the hard way too. One of my favorite MTs wears perfume and sometimes puts way too much on. She always gives me a goodbye hug and after that I reek of that perfume. It actually smells really good but since my SO doesn't wear any perfume and has that very sensitive nose, she'll smell it on me and an interrogation will be coming for sure! The one time that happened, I told her that I had met with a client who gave me a hug after our meeting. I don't know if she believed me but I've been careful not to let that ever happen again.

As they say "chance favors the prepared mind" So, my brothers, please be careful and be safe.

Much Aloha!

ST.

For those with an SO with a sensitive sense of smell, remember to clean out the inside of your nostrils if you daty. Although the providers that I see are squeaky clean, the blood hound can pick it up. Was asked if I had tuna for lunch once, and the girl I had seen was / is about as clean as they come, but after she cums, that's a different scent.

[Bench Warmer]

So here's my 2 cents for stubborn scents like lotion, perfume, and bacterial vaginosis.

I keep a bottle of rubbing alcohol at my office and use that to get as much of the perfume smell off. Also, if the girl uses lotion on her body, you want to get as much of that off too. I do this a couple of times because the scent can penetrate into the skin and the alcohol will only get the surface. Once I get as much of the smell off as I can, I head directly to my bathroom when I get home. I try to keep at least 1 dirty towel in there. I wet my towel and rub it all over my body. Unless its a new towel, there will be residual BO on it that can mask the rest. It sounds a little gross but that's the best way to completely get rid of any trace scents.

The other way is to fight fire with fire and cover up with stronger smelling soap or lotions.

Also, if you're trying to get rid of the pussy smell (which is bacteria if you're lucky) and are in a pinch, rub your member with unscented hand sanitizer. Just don't get it into your dick hole! This will get rid of most of the smell. If she has trich then I don't know if the hand sanitizer will work.

[Local1234]

Aloha Brothers,

I just thought I'd contribute my 2 cents about "scents" which I am sure most of you already know but for those that haven't really thought about it, I hope this may help you stay out of harms way with your wife or SO.

My SO Has a very sensitive sense of smell and one time I made the stupid mistake of using a provider's strongly scented body wash when I showered off after the massage to wash off the oil. I didn't think twice about it and when I got home my SO greeted me with a hug and kiss and then looked at me kind of weird and asked where I had been. Surprised, I said huh? She said you smell like you just took a shower with some flowery soap. So, what's going on? Lucky I thought fast enough to say that I had been to the gym after work and the soap dispenser in the shower was empty but someone had left a whole bottle of this body wash there so I used that. I don't know if she really believed me but at least I had an answer.

Since then, I am super careful about getting "foreign" scents on me or my clothing before going home. So, if you are like me and have a SO with a very sensitive sense of smell and notices small things like how you smell or should smell, LOL, Here's some helpful hints:

1. Bring your own soap to the LMT or AMP. Ever wonder what to do with those little chips of bar soap that you end up accumulating? Put them in a small zip lock bag and keep them in your car. Just make sure you remember to bring it with you to your appointment.

2. If you have a gym membership, you can always go and take a shower there after the deed, in the case of a freebie encounter that leaves a little or perhaps too much pussy scent on you, or after going to an LMT or AMP where you used their flowery soap.

3. If you don't have a gym membership or do but they are closed at the time or too far away, you can always go to the beach and jump in the water or take a shower there and use the soap you stashed in your car. I've done that at Ala Moana beach a couple of times. It's a little chilly at night, especially when the trade winds are blowing but better than having problems at home. Just remember to always keep soap, some board shorts and a towel in your car.

4. A couple of times I was able to give "Jr. " a quick wash after a freebie because I had water in a plastic gallon jug in the back of my truck which I almost always have because I surf a lot at Lani's or Chun's (no showers) and use it to wash off after I get out of the water.

5. I keep a spare clean shirt and jeans in my truck and If I am going to go to an AMP or to see a LMT who I know wears perfume, I always change into that first. That way, if she gives me a goodbye hug, and the shirt absorbs the perfume scent, it won't be a problem because I will change back into the clothes I was wearing that didn't get any perfume smell on it. I keep the now fragrant shirt in a plastic bag stashed in my truck and then wash it along with some other clothes when my SO is out. She thinks I'm a wonderful guy for doing some laundry and I get the perfume smell out of the shirt without being suspicious. I learned that one the hard way too. One of my favorite MTs wears perfume and sometimes puts way too much on. She always gives me a goodbye hug and after that I reek of that perfume. It actually smells really good but since my SO doesn't wear any perfume and has that very sensitive nose, she'll smell it on me and an interrogation will be coming for sure! The one time that happened, I told her that I had met with a client who gave me a hug after our meeting. I don't know if she believed me but I've been careful not to let that ever happen again.

As they say "chance favors the prepared mind" So, my brothers, please be careful and be safe.

Much Aloha!

ST.

Good write up. Also turn off find my phone SO very inquisitive.

[Stoner R]

Right on for you bro regarding the freebie! Hopefully you used the happy hat! If not carry a gym bag with soap, etc. Then shower at the gym before going home.

And as a side note, NEVER use the soap at the girl's place if it's different from what you use at home. The scent of unfamiliar bath products will get wifey's spider senses tingling!

Most guys overlook this small detail.

[Surfer Ten]

Right on for you bro regarding the freebie! Hopefully you used the happy hat! If not carry a gym bag with soap, etc. Then shower at the gym before going home.

Aloha Brothers,

I just thought I'd contribute my 2 cents about "scents" which I am sure most of you already know but for those that haven't really thought about it, I hope this may help you stay out of harms way with your wife or SO.

My SO Has a very sensitive sense of smell and one time I made the stupid mistake of using a provider's strongly scented body wash when I showered off after the massage to wash off the oil. I didn't think twice about it and when I got home my SO greeted me with a hug and kiss and then looked at me kind of weird and asked where I had been. Surprised, I said huh? She said you smell like you just took a shower with some flowery soap. So, what's going on? Lucky I thought fast enough to say that I had been to the gym after work and the soap dispenser in the shower was empty but someone had left a whole bottle of this body wash there so I used that. I don't know if she really believed me but at least I had an answer.

Since then, I am super careful about getting "foreign" scents on me or my clothing before going home. So, if you are like me and have a SO with a very sensitive sense of smell and notices small things like how you smell or should smell, LOL, Here's some helpful hints:

1. Bring your own soap to the LMT or AMP. Ever wonder what to do with those little chips of bar soap that you end up accumulating? Put them in a small zip lock bag and keep them in your car. Just make sure you remember to bring it with you to your appointment.

2. If you have a gym membership, you can always go and take a shower there after the deed, in the case of a freebie encounter that leaves a little or perhaps too much pussy scent on you, or after going to an LMT or AMP where you used their flowery soap.

3. If you don't have a gym membership or do but they are closed at the time or too far away, you can always go to the beach and jump in the water or take a shower there and use the soap you stashed in your car. I've done that at Ala Moana beach a couple of times. It's a little chilly at night, especially when the trade winds are blowing but better than having problems at home. Just remember to always keep soap, some board shorts and a towel in your car.

4. A couple of times I was able to give "Jr. " a quick wash after a freebie because I had water in a plastic gallon jug in the back of my truck which I almost always have because I surf a lot at Lani's or Chun's (no showers) and use it to wash off after I get out of the water.

5. I keep a spare clean shirt and jeans in my truck and If I am going to go to an AMP or to see a LMT who I know wears perfume, I always change into that first. That way, if she gives me a goodbye hug, and the shirt absorbs the perfume scent, it won't be a problem because I will change back into the clothes I was wearing that didn't get any perfume smell on it. I keep the now fragrant shirt in a plastic bag stashed in my truck and then wash it along with some other clothes when my SO is out. She thinks I'm a wonderful guy for doing some laundry and I get the perfume smell out of the shirt without being suspicious. I learned that one the hard way too. One of my favorite MTs wears perfume and sometimes puts way too much on. She always gives me a goodbye hug and after that I reek of that perfume. It actually smells really good but since my SO doesn't wear any perfume and has that very sensitive nose, she'll smell it on me and an interrogation will be coming for sure! The one time that happened, I told her that I had met with a client who gave me a hug after our meeting. I don't know if she believed me but I've been careful not to let that ever happen again.

As they say "chance favors the prepared mind" So, my brothers, please be careful and be safe.

Much Aloha!

ST.

[DrMajikLuv69]

One of the freebies I've been working on came through today but the Punani was the stankest I've ever experienced, PU!

Unfortunately the stank came out when the legs opened and it was too late except to finish the deed.

Now need to see if my so will notice any lingering stankness tonight when I get home, I Get home later than her so I can't sneak in a quick shower.

We need a Punani smell o meter so we know what we getting into before we agree to do the deed! Hope others have better luck than me, still working another freebie and hope it's more fresh than today's fermented clam.

Right on for you bro regarding the freebie! Hopefully you used the happy hat! If not carry a gym bag with soap, etc. Then shower at the gym before going home.

[Shy Hawaiiguy]

One of the freebies I've been working on came through today but the Punani was the stankest I've ever experienced, PU!

Unfortunately the stank came out when the legs opened and it was too late except to finish the deed.

Now need to see if my so will notice any lingering stankness tonight when I get home, I Get home later than her so I can't sneak in a quick shower.

We need a Punani smell o meter so we know what we getting into before we agree to do the deed! Hope others have better luck than me, still working another freebie and hope it's more fresh than today's fermented clam.

[TropicalSex]

Hmm. I would beg to differ on the black and blonde thing, already stereotyping. I think some of that helps, I've been around enough in Asia to know, really depends on individual prefs. I've seen Thai women turn black guys down since they didn't like blacks. I've seen Japanese girls turn down white guys. In some instances, yes that would be the case, I think women more look at a guy that's fun, confident, assertive and can talk good. Just as likely no as you got some game.

[TropicalSex]

Hmm. I would beg to differ on the black and blonde thing, already stereotyping. I think some of that helps, I've been around enough in Asia to know, really depends on individual prefs. I've seen Thai women turn black guys down since they didn't like blacks. I've seen Japanese girls turn down white guys. In some instances, yes that would be the case, I think women more look at a guy that's fun, confident, assertive and can talk good. Just as likely no as you got some game.

[Local1234]

It also helps if you're blonde.

Blondes have more fun LOL.

[Rico Suave808]

Asian women, all about blonde hair and blue eyes .

And black guys too.

[HiPickle]

It also helps if you're blonde.

Asian women, all about blonde hair and blue eyes 😒.

[Stoner R]

I'd love to fuk one of the many Japanese girls I see I town, but I was under the impression got to speak Japanese. Sounds like you got lucky, or you can speak enough to get by? I've tried to start up a conversation, but fails, cause I know zero Japanese.

It also helps if you're blonde.

[TropicalSex]

I'd love to fuk one of the many Japanese girls I see I town, but I was under the impression got to speak Japanese. Sounds like you got lucky, or you can speak enough to get by? I've tried to start up a conversation, but fails, cause I know zero Japanese.

I took 2 years in college, but sometimes you can communicate without much language, but more body language. If you can make them laugh and show them a good time and just get to know when to touch them and reach in, just like any other girls, same rules of attraction applies, after all they're all women, unless they're some dude. Back in the days of maharaja / Zanzibar, it was easy to pick them up, dance with them, get them aroused and go in for the kill LOL.

[Busy Boy]

I have rooms.

I found a place on CL 2 years ago that I used. The lady sold the place, but maybe you can put out feelers like I did. I had a FWB who lived in North Shore. Pain in the ass for me to go out there, and wasn't too good for her to come to my home. She had to come to town a few times a week for work, and after almost getting caught in a few places I found the CL room. I was pretty honest with her, just my FWB was really young and she questioned the age (if she was a minor). Afer the 3rd degree and a whole bunch of things my FWB had to show the lady. She let us use the place. Told her about issues I had at home, being separated, but didn't want my new GF around the kids until things were squared away. Just needed the place for 1-2 hours. We wouldn't make a mess, don't smoke / drink / drugs, and clean it up before we left. The place was like $50/ day. Parking was horrible. She let us stay for $20 each time and I used it for about a month. A few times we medicated I paid the $50 for the whole day. She agreed to skip the cleaning fee as long we cleaned it. It was just a small room / extension. And she heard all the noises we made.

I called like 8-9 places until I found that one. Some people sort of hung up / not interested understandably. Took me awhile to get another FWB, by then lady was gone / sold / changed number. I don't know.

Hope this helps.