Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageAwesome]

Went to Min Hua again as I was in the area and couldn't get into Kings Foot. The mildew smell mixed with the nasty Chinese food they were eating almost made me vomit when I walked in. I told the fugly provider how bad it smelled and she looks at me dumb founded. Nonetheless, I made my goodbyes and left and proceeded to New You for a completely legit massage that was good.

LOL good ole Min Hua. I've posted a few reviews about this place. It's one of my go to spots. It ALWAYS smells like bad Chinese food in there, whether they are eating it or not. Plus the women there aren't much to look at. Old women with no bodies. However IMO they deliver when it comes to massages and leaving happy. Plus it's only $50 and you can get those "buy 10 get 1 free" cards. If you do go there ask for either Juicy or Amy. Juicy gives a great massage with a decent HJ. Amy's massage and HJ are ok, but she has big tits. She's a little chunky, but damn those tits.

[Cocknballs]

This is the place on LaVista Rd near Toco Hills across from Outback Steak House. I don't think they run any ads but could be wrong on that. They've always been hit or miss (mostly miss) and I've been hoping to find another go to gal ever since the last one left about a year or so ago. Just stopped in and alas, another no go. They've got two girls who are new since the last time I was there a few months ago. Younger girl (maybe early 30's) named April and an older girl (maybe 40's) didn't get name. I got April. Actually a pretty good, above average massage but with no teasing and full draping. She was careful to adjust the drape if the jewels got anywhere close to exposure. Was also careful to stand where it was difficult for any roaming. Goes without saying that the nut sack was still full when I left. I always forget they charge 60 for the hour and like a dumb ass I didn't have the right change so ended up tipping 20 (80 total), but at least it was a good massage, so I ain't going to cry to much over it. Have any of you fukkers been lucky here lately? I'd like to hear someone had YMMV.

[Osmosiss]

Went to Min Hua again as I was in the area and couldn't get into Kings Foot. The mildew smell mixed with the nasty Chinese food they were eating almost made me vomit when I walked in. I told the fugly provider how bad it smelled and she looks at me dumb founded. Nonetheless, I made my goodbyes and left and proceeded to New You for a completely legit massage that was good.

[Osmosiss]

Went to MiNi last week and discovered that Sophie has returned. Booked an appointment as soon as I heard and her service was as good as it has always been. Senior Members feel free to PM for more information. I hate to be obtuse but certain members of this forum have a track record of getting excellent talent removed from their positions.

[Osmosiss]

I believe you are talking about Michelle, right? If so, the service is good and recommended.

There is a spot on and shallowford rd, sort of hot Asian MILF, she is probably 45 or so. You can get 30 min massage and head for additional 60. Total 1 bill, out the door. Other enticements available also. She has by far the best prices around. Closed doors, special back room with a sink in it to wash up after or before. Ok spot, fs140 total.

[JackSouth]

There is a spot on and shallowford rd, sort of hot Asian MILF, she is probably 45 or so. You can get 30 min massage and head for additional 60. Total 1 bill, out the door. Other enticements available also. She has by far the best prices around. Closed doors, special back room with a sink in it to wash up after or before. Ok spot, fs140 total.

Sounds good. Address or link? BBBJ? PM if you need to. Thanks.

[Cocknballs]

There is a spot on and shallowford rd, sort of hot Asian MILF, she is probably 45 or so. You can get 30 min massage and head for additional 60. Total 1 bill, out the door. Other enticements available also. She has by far the best prices around. Closed doors, special back room with a sink in it to wash up after or before. Ok spot, fs140 total.

Where on Shallowford is this? Camp or apt? Link?? PM if necessary. Thanks.

[MassageAwesome]

Stopped by today, the reports on here are accurate. Few points:

*Massage wasn't good, probably about a 3.

*You pay up front.

*Walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, some dude was next to me getting some as well. Awkward.

*They play some Christmas sounding music which is not relaxing.

*They are so efficient apparently they can complete a 60 minute massage in 45 minutes.

All in all it was worth it for the experience and a great BBBJ.

Yea sounds like Q. Was she speaking Spanish to you? I forget what music they played when I was there. I got 45 minutes instead of 60 and I paid upfront as well. She even asked me upfront what I wanted (HJ for 40 or "sucky sucky" (as she said LOL) for 100 but I hear you can get 80 instead). Yea it is pretty awkward about the guy next to you. I was at Min Hua one time and there was a guy next to me was making strange sounds half the time. Almost made me want to get up and see what was going on. I got massage (I'd give it a 5) and 2 girl HJ for total of 1. 4 Not bad. I'll definitely be back. For anyone who's been here, did any one the ladies offer FS??

[HobbyMan51]

Good review. Thanks. Damage?

House fee for an hour is 60. They'll try to get a hundred for the BJ but stand your ground for 80.

[Big Comanche]

Good review. Thanks. Damage?

60 + 80 tip so 140 total.

[JackSouth]

$48 is not going to get me to come here with a non-erotic reputation.

And the massage is not worth $48.

[JackSouth]

Stopped by today, the reports on here are accurate. Few points:

*Massage wasn't good, probably about a 3.

*You pay up front.

*Walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, some dude was next to me getting some as well. Awkward.

*They play some Christmas sounding music which is not relaxing.

*They are so efficient apparently they can complete a 60 minute massage in 45 minutes.

All in all it was worth it for the experience and a great BBBJ.

Good review. Thanks. Damage?

[Big Comanche]

Stopped by today, the reports on here are accurate. Few points:

*Massage wasn't good, probably about a 3.

*You pay up front.

*Walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, some dude was next to me getting some as well. Awkward.

*They play some Christmas sounding music which is not relaxing.

*They are so efficient apparently they can complete a 60 minute massage in 45 minutes.

All in all it was worth it for the experience and a great BBBJ.

[Member #5564]

I hope those pictures are fake, that girl looks 15.

The ad before it had a couple that looked 12.

Maybe they think Americans are all pedophiles?

Or is it a calculated advertising maneuver because most of the competition has nothing but 45-50 year old owls available?

$48 is not going to get me to come here with a non-erotic reputation.

[Percy1234]

Looking for a MILF for body rub few days back. Searched and found Josey. Some mixed reviews here and the other site. Little guy took over the thought process. Arranging a time to meet was very difficult. Had to call and text multiple times. Many missed calls and voicemails later we fixed a time. I arrived at the office complex where she is located. She is the same lady in the pic. But with quite a few pounds more. Completed formalities. The session started with an ok rub. Not a proper massage. The ending was fine but not sensual. 1/2 hr for $100. Ok for a quick nut. Not sure I will repeat.