Massage Parlor Reports

[GitSummmm]

Saw the guy below me introduce himself thought I might as well introduce myself, well I have no experience with the ladies of the night (I just turned legal) uh well hi: the I have found the ladies I have contacted so far simply don't serve my age the:

Where them cougars at??

[Fe Maiden]

Me too!

I'm new to the area. I've done a fair amount of mongoring and I have some.

Adventures that I will share.

Could someone PM me with your favorite in south OC please.

I love these hot little girls with the beautiful bolt on's.

But I would like to find a real sweetheart that goes the extra mile once she gets to know you.

You know what I'm talking about.

I found something close in LF but she has zero tits.

Got to have some tits!

Really? Where? I like the Itty bittys.

[Fe Maiden]

It's LJ on Triton in a multi-suite office complex. I never even knew the name until I found it on RM. I've been with Yumi and Julie several times, as well as Sunny, Susan, and Ivy. All around 40, skinny, milfy ladies. Pretty good quality massage and always have left happy. Nice TS at the end. I've probably had at least 10 visits, always take the hour and tip $60 for a total of $120. Reliable, for sure, but I'm getting to the point where I want something new. Kind of like my car. Gets me from point A to point be, but ain't going to compete with my neighbor's S Class. Ahh that was a shitty analogy!

BTW, this auto-correct is annoying. I'm a fucking college graduate, I know how to punctuate a sentence.

Thanks I may give it a try. Wish I could find somewhere that gives 2 cups of he coffee in the hour.

[Papasan310]

I just wanted to say hello to my fellow SoCal mongers. Long time hobbyist but new to this board. I was a member at RM and MPR but will be letting my memberships expire. They are nearly worthless, IMO. Anyway, glad to be here. Happy Mongering!

[Number Cruncher]

Who or where in LH? I would like to find a reliable regular in that area.

It's LJ on Triton in a multi-suite office complex. I never even knew the name until I found it on RM. I've been with Yumi and Julie several times, as well as Sunny, Susan, and Ivy. All around 40, skinny, milfy ladies. Pretty good quality massage and always have left happy. Nice TS at the end. I've probably had at least 10 visits, always take the hour and tip $60 for a total of $120. Reliable, for sure, but I'm getting to the point where I want something new. Kind of like my car. Gets me from point A to point be, but ain't going to compete with my neighbor's S Class. Ahh that was a shitty analogy!

BTW, this auto-correct is annoying. I'm a fucking college graduate, I know how to punctuate a sentence.

[Skinny Dugan]

Who or where in LH? I would like to find a reliable regular in that area.

Me too!

I'm new to the area. I've done a fair amount of mongoring and I have some.

Adventures that I will share.

Could someone PM me with your favorite in south OC please.

I love these hot little girls with the beautiful bolt on's.

But I would like to find a real sweetheart that goes the extra mile once she gets to know you.

You know what I'm talking about.

I found something close in LF but she has zero tits.

Got to have some tits!

[Fe Maiden]

Skinny. Thanks for the detailed post on Ortega. I am semi-retired from the MP's, being a busy family man, but may take a brief break from retirement. I have to put in a rare weekend appearance for work on Sunday down in SJC, so I was thinking of conveniently hitting up an MP afterwards. I'm getting sick of my old standby in LH and want to try something new, so I think Ortega is it. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

Who or where in LH? I would like to find a reliable regular in that area.

[Number Cruncher]

Skinny. Thanks for the detailed post on Ortega. I am semi-retired from the MP's, being a busy family man, but may take a brief break from retirement. I have to put in a rare weekend appearance for work on Sunday down in SJC, so I was thinking of conveniently hitting up an MP afterwards. I'm getting sick of my old standby in LH and want to try something new, so I think Ortega is it. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

[Qeast]

http://www.costamesaca.gov/ftp/counc...3-Attach-1.pdf

"Encourage the conversion of existing marginal land to residential, where feasible".

I guess the city sees housing shortage.

This building, which at last count had five AMPs, will be torn out in the near future to make room for new homes. So if there are ladies who work there that you would like to keep in contact with, this would be a good time to get their cell numbers.

[Jon Jones]

This building, which at last count had five AMPs, will be torn out in the near future to make room for new homes. So if there are ladies who work there that you would like to keep in contact with, this would be a good time to get their cell numbers.

[Skinny Dugan]

I saw the schedule while trying to decide on my therapist. I had thought that her name was Anita too.

She IS the chick that is tatted. I had a great time with her but she just wasn't for me.

Last summer Mindy told another manger that 'Summer' was at Valencia. I never saw her on the schedule, but I only go in at the first part of the week.

Chrystal had an attitude. She mellowed by the end but it was too late for me.

Yeah, I used to be a regular there and pretty much have the same observations with a few exceptions.

Sorry you had a bad vibe from Crystal, I always found her to be a lot of fun. After one visit DFK was on the table, never had luck with others there.

Aneeda (I always thought she was Anita, but Aneeda is a much funnier name) if she's the one with the amazing tattoo on her back is crazy, but I get that weird vibe. She was obviously born here and I guess the lack of an accent makes me think of that kind of weird girl in you high school class which is a bit of a turn off for me.

If she's still there also try Summer for a good time.

I stopped going to Ortega because I'd always make an appointment to see someone (which would change according to my mood) and about half the time I'd pay, get taken to the room only to be told that XXX wasn't in, you'll really like YYY. Well no, I like the perks of being a repeat. Didn't feel like paying to earn my dues each time and start over with a rub & tug when more was available from someone I already knew.

[Sitting Duck]

I've been a regular guest of Lihn's for over a year.

Yeah, I used to be a regular there and pretty much have the same observations with a few exceptions.

Sorry you had a bad vibe from Crystal, I always found her to be a lot of fun. After one visit DFK was on the table, never had luck with others there.

Aneeda (I always thought she was Anita, but Aneeda is a much funnier name) if she's the one with the amazing tattoo on her back is crazy, but I get that weird vibe. She was obviously born here and I guess the lack of an accent makes me think of that kind of weird girl in you high school class which is a bit of a turn off for me.

If she's still there also try Summer for a good time.

I stopped going to Ortega because I'd always make an appointment to see someone (which would change according to my mood) and about half the time I'd pay, get taken to the room only to be told that XXX wasn't in, you'll really like YYY. Well no, I like the perks of being a repeat. Didn't feel like paying to earn my dues each time and start over with a rub & tug when more was available from someone I already knew.

[Skinny Dugan]

I've been a regular guest of Lihn's for over a year.

My very first he at Life's Key almost ruined me because it was so bad. Didn't think that I would give it another try.

Not sure how I stumbled on Ortega, but I'm glad that I did. (Didn't know about USA, mp or rm until a few months ago).

I've been with most of the therapist there and I have my likes and dislikes.

Kimberly: older than most, and nice looking. Nice body as well.

She has her usual "stand off ish" "playing dumb" approach until she gets to know you.

Very good massage and HJ. I don't do bb anything with anyone even tho BBBJ is available. 45-50 ish.

Shannon: outstanding massage. Pretty face but starting to put some weight on. I like them a little thinner and friendlier. She gives a good HJ but is not friendly to me. Offered BBBJ but I turned her down. 45 ish.

Aneeda: yikes! This girl is crazy fun. Kinda pudgy but is open for everything and is super friendly. Huge tits! 25 ish.

Cecila: older fatter and not as pretty. Good massage, but doesn't do squat for me. 50 ish.

Nikki: a little heavier than I like but I would do her again and again. Cute, and very friendly. Great massage and HJ. Never asked for more but BJ is available.

Natalie: sweet heart! HJ BJ available. Adorable personality. 40 ish.

Crystal: yuk. Cute girl with nice body but not friendly. Oh she gives it up but I wanted out of there quickly. HJ and gone. Didn't like her attitude. 28 ish.

Blonde: only saw her once, but I got to see everything! Quite the little darling. She hasn't been around when I've been in lately.

[Sticker]

How much did this amazing adventure cost you?

My gut would say $. 4 classic. 4 for the room an $ for FS. But GFE could be a whole different story, right?

Yup, it was $40 HF and $100, after the fun, for her kindness. I don't recall every being asked for a tip upfront at HT, which adds boner, er, bonus points to the experience. I keep an extra $20 in my wallet just in case, but so far I haven't need it at HT.

[MikeFandango]

I agree 100%. I've been a long time member of RM but I have also seen the lies first hand. I enjoyed the reviews and sadly feel that they provide better info than USA s guide or mp reviews. That being said, I plan to dig in here and share my experience and do my best to make this an amazing place to gather 411.

Phuck RM.

They used to be good, but now since they don't give you credit for writing reviews, he quickly became a ghostown unless you want to count the bogus reviews that Mongo write himself.