Massage Parlor Reports

[Fe Maiden]

Skinny. Thanks for the detailed post on Ortega. I am semi-retired from the MP's, being a busy family man, but may take a brief break from retirement. I have to put in a rare weekend appearance for work on Sunday down in SJC, so I was thinking of conveniently hitting up an MP afterwards. I'm getting sick of my old standby in LH and want to try something new, so I think Ortega is it. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

Who or where in LH? I would like to find a reliable regular in that area.

[Number Cruncher]

Skinny. Thanks for the detailed post on Ortega. I am semi-retired from the MP's, being a busy family man, but may take a brief break from retirement. I have to put in a rare weekend appearance for work on Sunday down in SJC, so I was thinking of conveniently hitting up an MP afterwards. I'm getting sick of my old standby in LH and want to try something new, so I think Ortega is it. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

[Qeast]

http://www.costamesaca.gov/ftp/counc...3-Attach-1.pdf

"Encourage the conversion of existing marginal land to residential, where feasible".

I guess the city sees housing shortage.

This building, which at last count had five AMPs, will be torn out in the near future to make room for new homes. So if there are ladies who work there that you would like to keep in contact with, this would be a good time to get their cell numbers.

[Jon Jones]

This building, which at last count had five AMPs, will be torn out in the near future to make room for new homes. So if there are ladies who work there that you would like to keep in contact with, this would be a good time to get their cell numbers.

[Skinny Dugan]

I saw the schedule while trying to decide on my therapist. I had thought that her name was Anita too.

She IS the chick that is tatted. I had a great time with her but she just wasn't for me.

Last summer Mindy told another manger that 'Summer' was at Valencia. I never saw her on the schedule, but I only go in at the first part of the week.

Chrystal had an attitude. She mellowed by the end but it was too late for me.

Yeah, I used to be a regular there and pretty much have the same observations with a few exceptions.

Sorry you had a bad vibe from Crystal, I always found her to be a lot of fun. After one visit DFK was on the table, never had luck with others there.

Aneeda (I always thought she was Anita, but Aneeda is a much funnier name) if she's the one with the amazing tattoo on her back is crazy, but I get that weird vibe. She was obviously born here and I guess the lack of an accent makes me think of that kind of weird girl in you high school class which is a bit of a turn off for me.

If she's still there also try Summer for a good time.

I stopped going to Ortega because I'd always make an appointment to see someone (which would change according to my mood) and about half the time I'd pay, get taken to the room only to be told that XXX wasn't in, you'll really like YYY. Well no, I like the perks of being a repeat. Didn't feel like paying to earn my dues each time and start over with a rub & tug when more was available from someone I already knew.

[Sitting Duck]

I've been a regular guest of Lihn's for over a year.

Yeah, I used to be a regular there and pretty much have the same observations with a few exceptions.

Sorry you had a bad vibe from Crystal, I always found her to be a lot of fun. After one visit DFK was on the table, never had luck with others there.

Aneeda (I always thought she was Anita, but Aneeda is a much funnier name) if she's the one with the amazing tattoo on her back is crazy, but I get that weird vibe. She was obviously born here and I guess the lack of an accent makes me think of that kind of weird girl in you high school class which is a bit of a turn off for me.

If she's still there also try Summer for a good time.

I stopped going to Ortega because I'd always make an appointment to see someone (which would change according to my mood) and about half the time I'd pay, get taken to the room only to be told that XXX wasn't in, you'll really like YYY. Well no, I like the perks of being a repeat. Didn't feel like paying to earn my dues each time and start over with a rub & tug when more was available from someone I already knew.

[Skinny Dugan]

I've been a regular guest of Lihn's for over a year.

My very first he at Life's Key almost ruined me because it was so bad. Didn't think that I would give it another try.

Not sure how I stumbled on Ortega, but I'm glad that I did. (Didn't know about USA, mp or rm until a few months ago).

I've been with most of the therapist there and I have my likes and dislikes.

Kimberly: older than most, and nice looking. Nice body as well.

She has her usual "stand off ish" "playing dumb" approach until she gets to know you.

Very good massage and HJ. I don't do bb anything with anyone even tho BBBJ is available. 45-50 ish.

Shannon: outstanding massage. Pretty face but starting to put some weight on. I like them a little thinner and friendlier. She gives a good HJ but is not friendly to me. Offered BBBJ but I turned her down. 45 ish.

Aneeda: yikes! This girl is crazy fun. Kinda pudgy but is open for everything and is super friendly. Huge tits! 25 ish.

Cecila: older fatter and not as pretty. Good massage, but doesn't do squat for me. 50 ish.

Nikki: a little heavier than I like but I would do her again and again. Cute, and very friendly. Great massage and HJ. Never asked for more but BJ is available.

Natalie: sweet heart! HJ BJ available. Adorable personality. 40 ish.

Crystal: yuk. Cute girl with nice body but not friendly. Oh she gives it up but I wanted out of there quickly. HJ and gone. Didn't like her attitude. 28 ish.

Blonde: only saw her once, but I got to see everything! Quite the little darling. She hasn't been around when I've been in lately.

[Sticker]

How much did this amazing adventure cost you?

My gut would say $. 4 classic. 4 for the room an $ for FS. But GFE could be a whole different story, right?

Yup, it was $40 HF and $100, after the fun, for her kindness. I don't recall every being asked for a tip upfront at HT, which adds boner, er, bonus points to the experience. I keep an extra $20 in my wallet just in case, but so far I haven't need it at HT.

[MikeFandango]

I agree 100%. I've been a long time member of RM but I have also seen the lies first hand. I enjoyed the reviews and sadly feel that they provide better info than USA s guide or mp reviews. That being said, I plan to dig in here and share my experience and do my best to make this an amazing place to gather 411.

Phuck RM.

They used to be good, but now since they don't give you credit for writing reviews, he quickly became a ghostown unless you want to count the bogus reviews that Mongo write himself.

[XxBullXx]

How much did this amazing adventure cost you?

My gut would say $. 4 classic. 4 for the room an $ for FS. But GFE could be a whole different story, right?

Was there a few months ago and had a great time. I believe it was $. 4 hhr, with the breakdown you mentioned above.

[Milcanjose]

How much did this amazing adventure cost you?

My gut would say $. 4 classic. 4 for the room an $ for FS. But GFE could be a whole different story, right?

Youth, impetuous youth.

Hit up HT in BP yesterday, and because of that experience, hit it up again today.

I'm an OC guy, but ever since Golden Day Massage in Garden Grove was raided in 2014, I haven't found an AMP in my hood that offers hot, young or at least younger, girls who provide GFE or thereabouts.

HT does, of course, and when I arrived yesterday morning, mamasan beamed widely, remembering me while saying, "you like small girls, right. " Yup. I asked mama if I could get a TS with my provider, but she said not this time, blaming it on the drought and not wanting to use too much water. Well THAT's a new one, but whatever.

But when newbie Shannon entered my room, my dismay about not getting a TS evaporated, since she is an absolute doll, and I was happy to have the full 30 minutes with her in the room. She's one of the youngest, if not the youngest, that I've had at HT, and suits my visual needs perfectly. Beautiful K-pop face, natural tan, about 5'2" or 5'3" and 100 lbs. When soaking wet. Smooth as silk skin, decorated with an oriental Asian tattoo on her lower abs and another one on her upper right back; baby bubble butt, shaved nani, natural and perky Bcups and dyed blondish hair. Yowzah!

She is a talkative little thing, and although her English needs lots of work, she's hilarious because she constantly was obviously trying to improve her speaking skills by giving commentary as we played. Some guys might prefer the girl to be quiet, but I found it endearing and exciting.

For example, as soon as we met, she embraced me while grabbing my nekkid ass and southern soldier while saying, "honey, it's coldddddd in here, you need to warm me up!" No prob. Shannon loves to smooch a lot, but I couldn't get beyond LFK. She has clear braces on her teeth (which play even better into the youth fantasy), but because of that she is self-conscious about opening her mouth too much.

No worries, the light smooching was fun, and it was delish sampling her bod from her ears, to those gorgeous boobs, down to her fresh-as-can-be flower. After just a couple of minutes of DATY, she cinched up, relaxed and said, "Okay honey, you made me ready for you now," while starting to pull me up onto her. I replied, "but I like this, too, so it's okay," and went on to give her round two.

Then it was her turn, and she started in kind of a partial BBBJ. Lots of BLS, up the shaft, but then popped on the cover in short order. Would have preferred more raw BBBJ, but honestly, I was so enthralled with her beauty, that it didn't really matter. Besides, I was so friggin' turned on that I was ready to pop right then and there, so I needed the cover distraction to cool my jets a bit.

Then Shannon slowly lowered her tight-ass nani on me, and it was an amazing sensation. But she could only go very slow, because in cowgirl, I was pretty much bottoming out. So I helped out by grabbing her little butt cheeks and lifting her up and down slowing upon me. Even so, I could tell every time that I tried to pick up the pace that it was hurting her, and then she said, "honey, you please get on top of me. " Fine by me.

In mish, it was even better, because I could really absorb her beauty, and she could handle junior better. I enjoyed that for another five minutes, before cautiously requesting doggie. I say that because oftentimes DS yields the deepest penetration, but Shannon was game. Interestingly enough, her body dynamics allowed full dude penetration in this position, too.

So it was here that I reached nirvana, joyfully pumping away while grabbing her hips and watching her look back at me with a gaze that helped milk me for all I was worth. Jesus H. Christ, I'm usually doing well these days, at my age, with three solid spurts, but I unloaded a full seven in the bag, in her, this time around. One of the most intense orgasms in recent memory. After each shot, her tight little puss cinched up more to get another one out of me. Not sure whether that was because of great Kegel skills or just her being young, but no complaints either way.

Shannon was post-coitally hilarious, because that's when she really wanted to chat up a storm. She asked me how old I was and I told her to guess. She guessed 20 years younger than my real age (probably being polite), but as I nudged her up she finally settled on my age being 12 years younger that my actual, and added that I didn't even look that age. Cool. Then she said, "It's okay that you are older than me, because people live much longer these days. So if we got married and had babies, you could live another 50 years!" Yes, my sweet, with you I probably could.

Then she started playing with the eggs and sausage again, saying "but he is only 20, and he can come 10 times!" I only wish. That said, I was popping another bone, but as the 30 minute mark was quickly approaching, alas, no time for round two.

Alright, this recap is way too long, so suffice it to say today's second visit with her was also immensely satisfying, and that's saying something, because I was hungover as hell. But Shannon works wonders better than any Bloody Mary.

[Bushman426]

Hit up HT in BP yesterday, and because of that experience, hit it up again today.

Great report! I"m going in!

[Skinny Dugan]

Fuck them. I submitted new parlors, and those lying assholes? Never gave me jy points. Fuck mongo that greedy lying fat fuck.

Down with crudmaps, long live usasexguide.

I agree 100%. I've been a long time member of RM but I have also seen the lies first hand. I enjoyed the reviews and sadly feel that they provide better info than USA s guide or mp reviews. That being said, I plan to dig in here and share my experience and do my best to make this an amazing place to gather 411.

Phuck RM.

[Sticker]

Healing Therapy, Baldwin Park.

45 minutes from Irvine, if traffic is kind.

[LoveTheOC]

Little too far from Irvine. But thanks.

Healing Therapy, Baldwin Park.

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