MotorCity Mayhem

[ChaserX]

Well, it seems as though "Miss Carty" took exception to me providing a report on her services. Since she apparently reads this forum and wishes to engage in discussion, Senpai will notice you briefly. No, I am not the guy that you were reporting on, his area code was in Georgia, I am from Michigan. Never been to Georgia. Second, you are a poor service provider. If anything, I provided you a service by taking part in your fantasy. You should be paying the guys who come visit you. Nothing you offer is special, unique or engaging. Your odd shape is what encouraged me to take a try, but in person I had to jerk to finish myself off.

There is a reason why someone would post 50 ads on Backpage a day. A lawyer friend of mine said something quite interesting that I hope you take to heart. "Good lawyers never run commercials". If you have all this free time to peruse a website you have been banned from, to post silly crap on t and to post over 50 ads in a day, clearly business isn't going well. You're just upset you aren't one of those girls getting bank off of Eros. So just chill love, have another drink and be happy that some guy will wander by with money to burn will drop a couple Jacksons on you.

Hell yeah!

[Jbfe147]

Rant on.

What is the deal with some members here falling in love with providers?

Some of these dudes act like they struck gold with a fucking call girl, I had guys offer to send me info via PM, if you can't post it on the forum I don't need the shit, what the hell do you think we have a forum for?

BTW, just in case you don't know: They do it for the money!

And all you so-called "intel seekers" can kiss my ass too, quit begging and go TOFFT.

Rant off.

I think the whole info via pm is so there's no way for the providers to see it. I've been called out for stuff I've posted by providers because they all seem to know about this site. I deny it of course but it's not a good feeling.

However, I'm with you on the Intel seekers. Always got their hands out!

[Big Daddi]

Rant on.

What is the deal with some members here falling in love with providers?

Some of these dudes act like they struck gold with a fucking call girl, I had guys offer to send me info via PM, if you can't post it on the forum I don't need the shit, what the hell do you think we have a forum for?

BTW, just in case you don't know: They do it for the money!

And all you so-called "intel seekers" can kiss my ass too, quit begging and go TOFFT.

Rant off.

[Black Escape]

Well, it seems as though "Miss Carty" took exception to me providing a report on her services. Since she apparently reads this forum and wishes to engage in discussion, Senpai will notice you briefly. No, I am not the guy that you were reporting on, his area code was in Georgia, I am from Michigan. Never been to Georgia. Second, you are a poor service provider. If anything, I provided you a service by taking part in your fantasy. You should be paying the guys who come visit you. Nothing you offer is special, unique or engaging. Your odd shape is what encouraged me to take a try, but in person I had to jerk to finish myself off.

There is a reason why someone would post 50 ads on Backpage a day. A lawyer friend of mine said something quite interesting that I hope you take to heart. "Good lawyers never run commercials". If you have all this free time to peruse a website you have been banned from, to post silly crap on t and to post over 50 ads in a day, clearly business isn't going well. You're just upset you aren't one of those girls getting bank off of Eros. So just chill love, have another drink and be happy that some guy will wander by with money to burn will drop a couple Jacksons on you.

[Streetworthy]

Just for shits and giggles, I did look at the previous posts. Although a little over articulated in speech and a little flamboyant, I noticed that you mostly post about Adrianna on the Are, maybe a little to much. Not that it really matters but I got tired of hearing about her just going through the past posts.

You are a fucking idiot. Everyone of your posts is more fucking stupid then the next. And before anyone tells me how much of an asshole I am, take a few minutes to read this stupid mother fucks past posts. Its like he lives in another world. Jesus Christ dude, get a fucking life.

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[Maxx Swank]

You are a fucking idiot.

My favorite.

"She was blowing me, I roamed and she was super wet. ".

Uh, that's not pussy liquor, that's evidence of a previous customer. And you guys playing in it are gross as hell. Stop! (Unless that's your thing).

[DamagedOne]

Sorry, haven't seen her, but this brings up a question -- how come all the SWs want tattoos? Do they actually think that it makes them more marketable? I have to close my eyes while getting a BBBJTCIM rather than look at so-called "body art".

Mr. Stiffy would never arrive at the party, Mr. Limpy would be emerging from the undershorts in his place. Please, could someone tell me what is "attractive" about the disfiguring of one's body?

You are a fucking idiot. Everyone of your posts is more fucking stupid then the next. And before anyone tells me how much of an asshole I am, take a few minutes to read this stupid mother fucks past posts. Its like he lives in another world. Jesus Christ dude, get a fucking life.

[Fun734]

Just wanted to say one more thing to all of you rejects. I only came on here to say she's gone forever. She knows some of you, because she has seen you in the past. We both got a big laugh out of your attempts to make yourselves feel like men, and she told me several stories about you guys. Pretty pathetic motherfuckers. And Hookerlover, you should maybe try some of those pills that make your dick bigger. And try to last longer. 20 seconds don't impress anybody LMFAO. Bye assholes, from me and "April G".

So much wrong here. Nothing says Hallmark moment more than my escort fiancée telling me detailed stories about all the dicks she's serviced. "This one guy had an elephant hog. I swear I thought he ruptured my spleen!" There's pillow talk I'd look forward to for the rest of my life.

Plus if I said publicly that this girl was the best woman I've ever known my mother may never speak to me again.

The original premise of "I just logged on here to respond to somebody that asked about her back in February" is beyond ludicrous. I personally give up expecting a response after 2 days. I can't even recall what I posted 6 months ago.

Honestly this is the funniest stuff I've seen on here. Makes me think of Cookie in Best in Show or Sarah Silverman as Ruth in a Million Ways to Die In The West.

[Formula382]

Is this what you do all day? Try to guess who is saying what?? I won't post my age, but I'm not on any pills or lasting 20 seconds. And if she is telling you "stories", doesn't that make you feel like a total ass?? How could you think she would settle with one person? And someone she met in the business. It's been fun though reading all of your posts. Should we say "April's" real name on here so everyone can go scout her?? Glad you won't be on here again to see this.

This guy if there is one must be on something seriously wrong with him. Once an escort always an escort. The money is too easy and they have low self images of daddy issues or something or just too lazy to work or make something of themselves. I saw April middle of July She has gained quite bit of weight but still performs the same. Still fun.

[HookerLover]

Just wanted to say one more thing to all of you rejects. I only came on here to say she's gone forever. She knows some of you, because she has seen you in the past. We both got a big laugh out of your attempts to make yourselves feel like men, and she told me several stories about you guys. Pretty pathetic motherfuckers. And Hookerlover, you should maybe try some of those pills that make your dick bigger. And try to last longer. 20 seconds don't impress anybody LMFAO. Bye assholes, from me and "April G".

Is this what you do all day? Try to guess who is saying what?? I won't post my age, but I'm not on any pills or lasting 20 seconds. And if she is telling you "stories", doesn't that make you feel like a total ass?? How could you think she would settle with one person? And someone she met in the business. It's been fun though reading all of your posts. Should we say "April's" real name on here so everyone can go scout her?? Glad you won't be on here again to see this.

[Pickle252]

Just wanted to say one more thing to all of you rejects. I only came on here to say she's gone forever. She knows some of you, because she has seen you in the past. We both got a big laugh out of your attempts to make yourselves feel like men, and she told me several stories about you guys. Pretty pathetic motherfuckers. And Hookerlover, you should maybe try some of those pills that make your dick bigger. And try to last longer. 20 seconds don't impress anybody LMFAO. Bye assholes, from me and "April G".

Weak. This has got to be April herself. Something only a woman would say. If this is true, because there is a 1% chance this moron would come on here and be sooo proud of his hooker fiance, he is the pathetic one. LOL. I bet your parents are proud. Dumbass.

[GizmosDad]

You apparently do. You care what all of us think. That's why you keep coming on here. Tell "your girl" I will talk to her later after I "make love" to her. I can't say what I want to, I think it will get censored. We will have a good time, and then the money will probably go to you, but that is ok.

Just wanted to say one more thing to all of you rejects. I only came on here to say she's gone forever. She knows some of you, because she has seen you in the past. We both got a big laugh out of your attempts to make yourselves feel like men, and she told me several stories about you guys. Pretty pathetic motherfuckers. And Hookerlover, you should maybe try some of those pills that make your dick bigger. And try to last longer. 20 seconds don't impress anybody LMFAO. Bye assholes, from me and "April G".

[MisterGordon]

You apparently do. You care what all of us think. That's why you keep coming on here. Tell "your girl" I will talk to her later after I "make love" to her. I can't say what I want to, I think it will get censored. We will have a good time, and then the money will probably go to you, but that is ok.

"my new fiance, who is sort of scary, has sucked roughly 4,000 cocks. And I'm going to DFK her daily, you guys can only dream. ".

[MisterGordon]

You apparently do. You care what all of us think. That's why you keep coming on here. Tell "your girl" I will talk to her later after I "make love" to her. I can't say what I want to, I think it will get censored. We will have a good time, and then the money will probably go to you, but that is ok.

Total bs. 13 posts by gizmo--all bragging about something I personally would never brag about. Nutcase.

[Pickle252]

Since April is now posting as "Gizmosdad". I figured I would post the list of rules for gizmo. Please fellas. If you don't want a gremlin follow them strickly.

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