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[JackSouth]

I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything, but some punctuation would make your posts much more readable.

Thanks for contributing the reports, though!

I agree Play. I gave up trying to read it but I do appreciate someone attempting to give a report.

[PlaynAtl]

Saw this one on last Monday after she's on Fulton ind standard two call system get to her run down hotel and I'm thinking of this going to be one of those girl surprising she was better than I had hope walked in the room it's an half of it a mess the half clean which is weird but whatever had her the donation 40 for a qv she pull out a cover gives a okay CBJ I'll say maybe a 5/10 but while so was sucking she also played with boys which was a plus after I got hard she asked which position I say doggy and boy that ass was nice and soft jiggly I slide in and start going to town on her and she making all the right noises even reaching under to rub the boys as I slide in and out finish up said she usually has baby wipes but ran out so I just used toilet paper from the bathroom.

I'm not trying to be a smartass or anything, but some punctuation would make your posts much more readable.

Thanks for contributing the reports, though!

[Johnny Mapalo]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...eauty/32128174

Alright, knocked this one off this weekend after a frustrating time with Essence. I usually like to try 1 per weekend but the last encounter left a bad taste in my mouth. This chic now, I've had her on my list for a minute, I think. There are 2 chics on BP with the same name, different phone numbers and advertise in the same area so I don't know if they're one in the same or 2 different chics. When I spoke with one Asia about 2 weeks ago, her prices were just too high for me. She only wanted to do outcalls though but she told me if I wanted to do incalls she has a spot on Memorial Drive. Ehh. Not the nicest of places.

Her price was waay too high for the area she was staying in. Saw her ad again this weekend as she was now on the Northside so I made the date. Will I repeat, I don't know. She did her job somewhat but it wasn't anything to write home about. She's got a nice body on her though and looks better in person in my honest opinion. Viper's, you know what to do. Non-viper's, go dumpster diving for your next meal.

Talked to 2 chics on a Saturday who were both named, Asia, and stayed in the same exact hotel. I didn't know what was going on there. I figured it was probably the same chic using 2 different numbers to get more dates. They sometimes do that on BP you know. I've ran into a few. I spoke with this one over the phone and she quoted me some rates that I wasn't quite feeling. I told her I would think about it and call her back and she text me immediately and asked if I changed my mind. I told her what I would spend for a quickie and she agreed. On Memorial Drive she wanted $100 to start, this time she wanted $70. I told her I don't really do anything more than $60 with new chics and she accepted.

Drove over to her low / medium budget motel and told her I was there. She made me wait a few minutes before giving me the room number. Got the room number and walked over to her room but the maid service beat me to it. When the door opened, I saw a white chic inside taking the towels from the room service. WTF!! I'm thinking bait and switch all the way and a terrible one at that. I bent the corner and doubled back again only to see that same white chic come outside headed towards me. She told me that "she's in the room and I'm her roomate". Good thing. I was starting to wonder.

Got to her room, knocked on the door and a light brown skinned chic answered the door wearing a black bra shirt and matching spandex bottoms. I was like damn, nice looking broad. She looked better in person than she does in the pics. I walked in, said my hello's and immediately noticed a jumbo box of opened Tampax Pearls sitting in plain site on her dresser. Ehh, not something you would want to see walking into these things. I instantly got dejavu of a similar incident that happened to me when I first started buying ass. It was with this skank, Nicki, (see my first review). I didn't write it in my review but that skank had the nerves to come out the bathroom butt nekkid with a tampon string hanging out of her puss. That shit was so damn gross. I was hoping this chic wouldn't do the same.

No guy wants to see that stuff when they're in the mood. That's an instant boner killer lady. I just ignored the box of tampons and we gots talking. I handed her the folded donation and she placed it on her dresser without looking at or counting the money. Good sign! I then asked "I guess I start stripping" and she said said something to the affect of "yes, that's what you got to do". There was no help with undressing at all. I'm in the buff now as she is half naked except for the top. Why do they never want to take off their top? I asked her if she would take off her top and she said, sure. Good thing.

Her body now, I'd say it is an athletic body. Via text, she told me she was 5'8 140 lbs. The height was correct but I'd put her weight at no more than 135 lbs. Her breastesses's were be cups with nipple studs in them. They stood up on their own somewhat but she had tattoos and nipple studs in them that I couldn't really see her breasteses's too clearly. I'd say they were "youthful". Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of child birth and her ass, it was an "atlethic ass". It had some nice meat on it and was definitely sticking out there. No cellulite but it had some mild stress fractures on it, probably from being bent over so much. She has a nice body though.

We're both in the buff now as she kinda pitches a condom on the bed towards my direction. I guess that was my cue to place the slab on all by myself. I just opened the wrapper and placed the thin cover on my cock. She instructed me to sit down at the edge of the bed as she bent over beside me and gots ta sucking. Her sucking skills were alright. She was actually sucking on it and not just putting her mouth on it and bobbing her head up and down like most of these backpage chics do. I felt some light suction there. She had her one hand covering my balls while swallowing as much of my cock as she could. She was going all the way down too.

She sucked me off for like 5 minutes, then came up for air and asked me if I was ready. I was only at half mast at the time and told her I needed a little more. She immediately went back down and started sucking again. No complaining. That's always good to see. She sucked for another 5 minutes as she was really sucking and getting it in. After I was nice and swole, I told her I was ready for her and she left a nice trail of spit on the slab. I guess to ask as lubricant (ghetto lube). I told her I wanted doggie and she bent that nice brown ass over in doggie. Damn, minus the stress fractures, this chics gots a nice ass. It was a nice full round ass, very shapely. She probably strips somewhere in town too. Nice strippers body.

I tried to enter her in doggie but she laid flat on the bed with her legs held tightly together. I told her she needed to open her legs up more and come back towards me off the bed. She opened her legs further as I entered her or at least I entered a hole. She quickly told me that I was in her asshole and pulled me out of there. My fault lady. I guess that's one way to tell if she's adverse to anal. LOL. I finally entered the right hole, guided by her hand and I gots ta stroking. All I felt was sandpaper rubbing all over my cock. She was dry as a biscuit! I kept stroking anyways as I knew the condoms durability wouldn't last and before long I'd be in BBFS land. Why don't these chics have any lube?

While I was pounding her in doggie, she wasn't throwing it back or moaning or anything. She just laid there and let me have my way with her. Eeeh. I stroked her out for 5 minutes before I felt my eruption coming. I blew a medium load in the slab and looked down to see my bare cock sliding in and out of her vag. Oh boy. I got about 10 more bare strokes in before telling her I blew my load. I pulled out and immediately grabbed my cock with my 2 hands trying to cover it up so she wouldn't see my bare cock dangling in the air. She told me that I could dispose of the condom in the bathroom as there was no help with clean up from her at all. I walked my nekkid ass into the bathroom and disposed of the cock ring in the commode.

I came back out and she was still putting her clothes back on. She didn't have any wipes or anything to clean up with. Eeek. I got dressed, we talked our way to the door and I said my condolences. Nice girl but she needs to be better prepared. You need some lube and wipes lady. You can't have random guys blowing their loads in you. I don't even think she noticed I emptied my tank in her, as she didn't even look between her legs or wipe off or anything. Iyayi. I don't know, I may repeat because she does have a nice body on her. She does outcalls too for you outcall aficionados. I'll give her an "8" in looks and a "5" in performance. So long guys, till the next time.

[FloridaBoi954]

Saw this one on last Monday after she's on Fulton ind standard two call system get to her run down hotel and I'm thinking of this going to be one of those girl surprising she was better than I had hope walked in the room it's an half of it a mess the half clean which is weird but whatever had her the donation 40 for a qv she pull out a cover gives a okay CBJ I'll say maybe a 5/10 but while so was sucking she also played with boys which was a plus after I got hard she asked which position I say doggy and boy that ass was nice and soft jiggly I slide in and start going to town on her and she making all the right noises even reaching under to rub the boys as I slide in and out finish up said she usually has baby wipes but ran out so I just used toilet paper from the bathroom.

[FloridaBoi954]

So after that roxy chick completely wasted my time I went the see this one and her friend and I got to say it was a step up. Went to her incall off bolton rd almost miss the cause of how fast it comes up walk in and she ask which girl am I their to see or do I want to see them I say chasity but queen was looking good to might have repeat just to see her anyway go to the backroom were they has some message table set to use hand her the donation and get busy she a very good CBJ I would say 7/10 I have to stop her cause I was about to bust far too soon the hops up on the table so I can enter from the front her kitty has so grip after about 5 or so minutes of that I turn her over for doggy boy can she take a pounding straight pounding for about five minutes still a little heat from the previous girl so take it all out on her blow a weeks worth of children in the wrapper clean up and tell her ill be back.

1. 30 minutes.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSee...e-now/32225250

[FloridaBoi954]

Went to see this and what a complete waste of my time call her up for an incall got had me wait a few minutes while she got ready no big deal after about five minutes texted me told she was ready walk in the room and it was a complete mess cloths everywhere open condom wrapper on the floor should have left then but was thinking with the wrong head give her the donation and get undress she does to but keep her top which is a shame cause she has a nice rack gives a below average for a about two minutes CBJ think a even felt some teeth get me semi hard before she hops up doggy and say it's the only position I get keep in mind a paid for the thirty I asked can you keep sucking but she as some kind of attitude so I say nevermind she ben over doggy style but I detect an odor coming from her and I'm like did you even bathes I go in holding my breath but I'm not feeling nothing no grip wetness nothing I'm damn I paid a a ben for this I say I've had enough she ask what wrong and I can't do this the whole she on the phone texting even taking phone for other clients I clean up and leave won't repeat.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ials/286041861

[Muscato]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nette/32219558

[Aaron Hamlet]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-6826/32210441

http://blackdynomite.com.atlanta.hox.../post/8756063/#.

Ok, saw this chic this Thursday evening. She was on my list for a while so I thought I'd give her a try. She is in some apartments up North. First time I text her, she text me her rates which sounded average for the area and inexperience (no reviews). A few days later I called her when I was ready for her and some dude answered the phone. Oh oh. I was immediately thinking pimp situation. I quickly hung up and the dude text me that he was her older brother. Not sure if I believed him but whatever. The next day when I looked at her ad she had a new phone number so that sent off some alarms. Still text and talked to her a few weeks later and she sounded very pleasant over the phone. Made the date on this rainy Thursday evening and drove over to her crib. Will I repeat, nah. This chics a money hungry scab and the session was 1 point short of a total rip off. I was frustrated the whole time. This chics a twat (total waste of time). Non-vipers, get a life. Vipers, read on.

Alright, chic was on my list for a minute so I made the date. Chic text me about 3 weeks ago telling me her quicky rate was $50. This time when I called / text her she wanted $100. I wasn't feeling her price so I text her "Damn $100? She text back asking me how much was I trying to spend. Normally, I don't like haggling with these chics but I told her via text that I'll pay $60 for a quick. She text back "Ok, that's good, when are you coming". I told her after work, so 3 hours later I gave her a call. She didn't even remember me and when I inquired about her rates she said $50 for a quickie just like she text me 3 weeks prior. About 10 minutes into my drive, she calls me and ask if I have a condom because she ran out and hadn't left her place all day. Hmm. I rarely buy condoms as that's usually the sign of a cheap irresponsible chic but I went against my better judgement.

I bought a pack of condoms from a gas station as they didn't sell any singles. This was definitely coming out of this chics donation. Got to her place some 15 minutes later and caught a snag. My GPS led me to the wrong complex and I spent 20 minutes driving around and walking around in the rain trying to find her apt. I finally found it as it was the apartment complex next to hers. By this time, I was damn near soaking wet and frustrated as hell. 25 minutes wasted trying to find this broads crib.

I finally got there, knocked on the door and it opens to be greeted by a brown skin chic wearing a long white baseball jersey or something. Chic looked pretty good too but shorter than I expected. The apartment was neat and clean. Good sign. She led me back to her bedroom with a bed and other items neatly decorating her room. Nice flat. We talked for a minute before she took off her shirt and I handed her the donation. I told her it was $56 minus the 4 dollars I had to pay for a pack of condoms. She grunted and told me that I'm the second person that's shorted her. I kindly reminded her that she didn't have any condoms and I had to pay for a pack out of her donation. She still didn't take that too well. Oh well, you should have been supplied lady. You placed the ad, not me.

Her body now, I'd say it is an athletic body. 5'1 and about 120-122 lbs. She had a nice body on her. Her breastesses' were "be" cups and hanged slightly but still looked good none-the-less. I'd say they were "youthful". Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was an "athletic ass". It was sticking out there and had some good meat on it. No stretch marks or cellulite anywhere. It was a nice ass but it could have stood to be a little tighter. It was a soft athletic ass. She still had a nice body on her though. After she was naked, I followed suit and took my clothes off all by myself with no help from her at all. She instructed me to sit on her bed as I handed her the slab.

She then told me, after she put the money away, that a blow job will be extra. Great! Thanks for telling me that after you took the money lady. She also told me that the quicky is only 10 minutes since I didn't give her all of the money. Really? I guess the pack of condoms that I paid for was a gift of gratuity. Bonehead! She's kneeling on the bed over me with the condom and she hands it back to me for me to put on by myself. Wow! She said she's not touching my member and she doesn't give uncovered handjobs as that's not safe and sanitary. Really? On with the condom on my limp cock as she proceed to give me one of the lamest handjobs known to man. This chic is just pulling up and down on my cock in no type of sensual way at all. I already knew this was going to be some bullshit. She yanked on my cock for 3 minutes, then stopped to ask me if I had anymore money on me and is there anyway I can get some more money. Really? All I could do is look up at the ceiling and roll my eyes. Ridiculous.

She yanked on my cock for 2 more minutes, then told me my time was running out and bent over in doggie. My cock was soft as cooked spaghetti! I tried to enter her anyway but my many attempts were futile. This chic was just annoying me to no end and I knew I wasn't going to get erect any time soon. 5 minutes of me trying to get in, I told her this wasn't going to work and I'm not even going to get hard. She told me that she didn't want to leave me unsatisfied, really (ok), so I told her to just rub on my chest as I sat up on her bed. She started rubbing all over me and I tried to grope her breastesses' but she kept moving and telling me my hands were too cold.

She then went to get me a towel for me to try to warm my hands up with. After 3 minutes of trying to warm my hands up, I sat back down on her bed and she started rubbing on me again. I told her to rub with one hand while jacking my cock with the other. She did this for about 2 minutes and just as I started to rise, I told her its starting to work and she just stops jacking and tells me my time is up. What a fucking bonehead!! I mean I was in there like 20-25 minutes but most of my time was wasted with frivolous nonsense. She kept talking the whole time and was annoying me with the stupid shit that she was doing.

All in all, I paid 56 bucks and a 4 dollar pack of condoms for a wack ass covered handjob and her rubbing her hands all over my body. This shit was fucking hot garbage!! While this chic was rubbing on my body she even had the nerves to ask me if I'm going to write a bad review on her. I don't know, what do you think maam. Ridiculous. She told me that's why she doesn't do quickies because she can't really do anything in a quickie. Right. She must think she's a high end or even a serviceable escort. Chic needs to get her weight up before she thinks she can consistently do half hour and up sessions. She told me that she usually starts at $100 for 30 minute session. Ok.

While I was getting dressed, this chic asked me for my name and told me that she's going to lock my number into her phone and give me $20 off on the next session. Really? This chic is clearly delusional about her services. She wants $100 and up and can't even buy a pack of condoms. Pfft. She actually thinks she's worth $100 or better. I don't know what she's thinking. Black chics in Atlanta come a dime a dozen. She'll soon learn. This session was just a hair short of a total ripoff. I'll give her 1 point for going over her 10 minute time that she initially gave me. It was 20-25 minutes of pure frustration. I'll give her a "7" in looks and a "2" in performance. I should have stayed my happy ass home. Big waste of time, money and condom!!

Thanks, man. Called her, sounded sweet on phone, quoted 80 for 30,100 for BBBJ. Was going to until I read your post.

[Aaron Hamlet]

After my post the other day I was prepped to TOFTT with Danni / Dani.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...al-20/31412722

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-dime/31412964

Until we got in touch and she quoted her prices. We communicated via text and she told me $300 for hh and $400 for hr. After I went silent for a minute she texted again saying "well maybe we can work something out, can you do $350 or $300 for the hour? I can't take less than $300".

What's up with that??

On another note this one Sadie, had a similar price scale when I texted her a week or two ago.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...night/31319343

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ke-me/31486220

Agency prices on BP?

EW.

Pussy is a commodity that is worth whatever someone is willing to pay for it.

[Jj3000]

Golden pussy syndrome (GPS). This was perfected by moderately good looking girls at GA Tech who were in a sea of horny men. Some fool along the way probably paid that and now she thinks she is worth it.

After my post the other day I was prepped to TOFTT with Danni / Dani.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...al-20/31412722

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-dime/31412964

Until we got in touch and she quoted her prices. We communicated via text and she told me $300 for hh and $400 for hr. After I went silent for a minute she texted again saying "well maybe we can work something out, can you do $350 or $300 for the hour? I can't take less than $300".

What's up with that??

On another note this one Sadie, had a similar price scale when I texted her a week or two ago.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...night/31319343

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ke-me/31486220

Agency prices on BP?

EW.

[Ozymandias]

Agency prices on BP?

EW.

Yeah, not really BP girls, and advertising in the wrong medium.

Since it's free to post ads on BP now, there's no (perceived) risk to just spamming BP with ads to see what sticks.

Ignore and move on.

O.

[WillMikeMadeIt]

Have been searching high and dry for asian bbw and think I finally found one. Has anyone tested the goods?

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ss-me/29431170

[EarlyWood]

After my post the other day I was prepped to TOFTT with Danni / Dani.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...al-20/31412722

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-dime/31412964

Until we got in touch and she quoted her prices. We communicated via text and she told me $300 for hh and $400 for hr. After I went silent for a minute she texted again saying "well maybe we can work something out, can you do $350 or $300 for the hour? I can't take less than $300".

What's up with that??

On another note this one Sadie, had a similar price scale when I texted her a week or two ago.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...night/31319343

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ke-me/31486220

Agency prices on BP?

EW.

[WillMikeMadeIt]

Man o man my last three birds were beasts. The first was a young Thot on Moreland with a mouth and pussy. I call her up and slide over for 55. I get to her spot and she opens the door it's her in the pics. She he gives a nice bbj good suction and wetness. Her pussy is tight and warm. Once she starts sucking I pull out my phone be she doesn't stop she actually performs for the camera. I got good vid of her going in. After about 15 I'm ready to bust. She looks at me bites her bottom lip licks them the kisses me. I kiss back and we start making out. I pull her off and let her know I want the pussy I strap up and go in. She is stupid tight. But dry to. After a little ghetto lube she is prime and I dive in man she is good. I say squeeze that list in my dick she says ok and tries but I guess I'm to wide for that. As I'm picking her up and walking around the room I get a little tired LOL so I lay her down. I look at my dick going in and out. But I don't see it. She has nutted so hard the whole area is white. And shit it smells like strawberry jolly ranchers no lie. After a few more stokes I bust and clean up the bounce. I would repeat but she really needs some proactive for the acne. I can't find the link again but here are some pics.

Have you been able to find out the info on her since then?

[WillMikeMadeIt]

Hey fellow mongers. Fairly new to the game and looking recommendations on a reliable provider I can make a regular. Race doesn't matter but love a nice size to bbw chick. Have had a couple of misses and bad attitudes from BP and don't want to deal with that again. Appreciate your help fellas.