Massage Parlor Reports

**Roamin Roman** · 09-24-15 05:28

Originally Posted by ChineseConJuro [View Original Post]

Took a trip to Springfield to check out Prince after reading the reviews from some of the senior members. Thanks for the intel guys! I'm a regular member here but seldom get to enjoy in the hobby.

Bonnie met me at the door and she took me to a private room where I disrobed and was shown to the TS. She gave me a good rubbing down and a few soapy tugs to make sure I was properly clean. Back in the room I opted for the medium massage and really enjoyed it. As she worked my back she straddled me and it almost felt like she was putting pressure on her lovely mound as she worked my back. It could be in my head but I pushed back a little by flexing by ass muscles. Before the flip she teased the boys with some oil. I reached back and touched her leg a few times, which she did not mind.

On the flip I was able to remove her top and she asked if I would tip. I said "of course" and she proceeded to give me an enthusiastic nova finish while I fed. After the finish she got a warm towel and cleaned me off. I was on my way nice and relaxed.

I would repeat. She is a nice lady. Not my type, per se, but her attitude more than made up for it.

Thanks again to the senior members!

House: . 8.

Tip: . 4.

Welcome back to the activities, ConJuro, and "Bravo!" on a quality review.

With regard to the therapist herself, what would her FBAS numbers be (in your best estimation, of course)?

**Member #6377** · 09-23-15 23:10

Took a trip to Springfield to check out Prince after reading the reviews from some of the senior members. Thanks for the intel guys! I'm a regular member here but seldom get to enjoy in the hobby.

Bonnie met me at the door and she took me to a private room where I disrobed and was shown to the TS. She gave me a good rubbing down and a few soapy tugs to make sure I was properly clean. Back in the room I opted for the medium massage and really enjoyed it. As she worked my back she straddled me and it almost felt like she was putting pressure on her lovely mound as she worked my back. It could be in my head but I pushed back a little by flexing by ass muscles. Before the flip she teased the boys with some oil. I reached back and touched her leg a few times, which she did not mind.

On the flip I was able to remove her top and she asked if I would tip. I said "of course" and she proceeded to give me an enthusiastic nova finish while I fed. After the finish she got a warm towel and cleaned me off. I was on my way nice and relaxed.

I would repeat. She is a nice lady. Not my type, per se, but her attitude more than made up for it.

Thanks again to the senior members!

House: . 8.

Tip: . 4.

**Krakatoa** · 09-23-15 00:34

ATMB's last day in business will be Tuesday. Lost their lease. There are a bunch of workers around, so I think this is just a case of the landlord remodeling and raising the rent, rather than an eviction for cause. Reportedly, the owners are looking for another location in the same area.

**Roamin Roman** · 09-22-15 15:38

I just returned from a joyful session with her. Yes, she's still around, still working UTR, and still providing the same great FS massage as before.

For those who knew her but may have lost track of her, I hope you know who I'm referring to. If you did and do, and if you want her current contact info, send me a backchannel PM and tell me who it is. Since she was (and is) very much UTR and is very special, I won't play "Twenty Questions" or answer anything in the open forum. You'll either know, or you won't.

Roman.

P.S. - Please, no one with post counts under 50 for this one. In fact, if you knew her, your post count wouldn't (and shouldn't) be under 250. The clue is there.

**Member #4911** · 09-22-15 11:50

Originally Posted by SSRod [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-xxxx/18615460

Stopped in for a massage, quiet old farmhouse, walked from nearby location after I called stating I am outside, 30 something thin asian gal, average to good looking, clean room and bed, appears to have two rooms setup, massage was terrible, she told to flip within 5 minutes, so asked how much for svcs using gestures, she noted. 4 HJ, . 8 CBJ, $ CFS. I took the CFS option, picking her petite light frame up, gained entry and fun began, average clam pressure (not tight, not loose), went to lay her on bed, but sorta dropped her onto it, she laughed and resumed after pulling her to the bed's edge, finished with her hugging and kissing me. Good fun, . 6 entry plus $ for total of $. 6 damage.

Added data: Centreville area. Popes Head Rd. They are bold in texting svcs and prices. I texted back with "how about 100 for hhr with sexy young gal for repeat customer", they texted back $ for 15 min, $. 2 for hhr, which is slightly better than their standard $. 3 hhr. Unless you need an hour, recommend the hhr for some savings, 1 pop after roughly 30 minutes incl the 5 min "massage" and she sent me to the shower, done, good body soap and clean towel.

**Amp Bum** · 09-22-15 00:15

I was around Fairfax and decided to give the Comfort Spot on Fairfax blvd a try. What a waste of time and money. They advertise beautiful, young masseuses for 0. 6 for the hour and offer 0. 1 for the - ahem -table shampoo, which, for those like me that were never aware such a thing existed, is washcloth & bucket cleaning service while you're on the massage table. They clean the back only BTW. In their defense, beautiful and young can be relative. The massage was mediocre and no handshake available.

**Bashar** · 09-21-15 15:35

Originally Posted by SSRod [View Original Post]

Was in the warrenton area so stopped in, looked to be mid to late 30's, okay looking, total disappointment for massage, hope she rotates out prior to my next visit. This gal is not sensual at all, and bordered on being unhappily rude. Table shower was okay, avoided butt, balls, & rod outside of water spray, avoided same during mediocre massage, allowed otc roaming north & south, padded bra and panties so tried to go utc while asking if okay, and she got mad and said NO. No to HJ too, said I could do it, FTS, so no HE. Damage is. 7 for massage & table shower, no tip since it was all average at best, which she got mad about as well, I responded with okay massage, not happy, no tip. She pointed to the signs on the walls saying she cannot do happy. I politely stated I paid for and got an okay massage, nothing great on her part to warrant a tip. She probably put some voodoo hex curse on me, but cest la vie. YMMV.

I went to Vivi about 2 weeks ago. Very disappointed with the service. Can't remember the girls name, but it was not Angela. For awhile they had some good ones.

**Member #4911** · 09-21-15 13:09

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...-xxxx/18615460

Stopped in for a massage, quiet old farmhouse, walked from nearby location after I called stating I am outside, 30 something thin asian gal, average to good looking, clean room and bed, appears to have two rooms setup, massage was terrible, she told to flip within 5 minutes, so asked how much for svcs using gestures, she noted. 4 HJ, . 8 CBJ, $ CFS. I took the CFS option, picking her petite light frame up, gained entry and fun began, average clam pressure (not tight, not loose), went to lay her on bed, but sorta dropped her onto it, she laughed and resumed after pulling her to the bed's edge, finished with her hugging and kissing me. Good fun, . 6 entry plus $ for total of $. 6 damage.

**Eerock** · 09-21-15 11:39

Some advertise proximity to Metro stops, I've even seen a few say they'll come pick you up. But if they are BP purveyors, always check back here for reviews.

As far as AMPs, RoRo is right that much of the music stopped for that party 10 to 15 years ago as far as Metro access goes. There are some on Gallows that appear within walking distance from the Dunn Loring Orange line Metro, but I can't speak to their quality.

Originally Posted by RidgeRacer [View Original Post]

Hey guys, just moved to NoVA and am looking to get involved in the hobby again. Normally I would introduce myself to a new forum with a report but the problem is that I don't have a car at the moment and I can't really do outcalls. Can anyone recommend something with easy bus or metro access? I am quite close to the district. Only looking for a good massage with a pleasing finish, nothing more. I prefer independents but will settle for an AMP in a pinch. PMs are fine, if preferred. Looking forward to becoming a valuable member of the community.

**Member #4911** · 09-20-15 17:13

Was in the warrenton area so stopped in, looked to be mid to late 30's, okay looking, total disappointment for massage, hope she rotates out prior to my next visit. This gal is not sensual at all, and bordered on being unhappily rude. Table shower was okay, avoided butt, balls, & rod outside of water spray, avoided same during mediocre massage, allowed otc roaming north & south, padded bra and panties so tried to go utc while asking if okay, and she got mad and said NO. No to HJ too, said I could do it, FTS, so no HE. Damage is. 7 for massage & table shower, no tip since it was all average at best, which she got mad about as well, I responded with okay massage, not happy, no tip. She pointed to the signs on the walls saying she cannot do happy. I politely stated I paid for and got an okay massage, nothing great on her part to warrant a tip. She probably put some voodoo hex curse on me, but cest la vie. YMMV.

**Roamin Roman** · 09-20-15 04:51

Originally Posted by RidgeRacer [View Original Post]

Hey guys, just moved to NoVA and am looking to get involved in the hobby again. Normally I would introduce myself to a new forum with a report but the problem is that I don't have a car at the moment and I can't really do outcalls. Can anyone recommend something with easy bus or metro access? I am quite close to the district. Only looking for a good massage with a pleasing finish, nothing more. I prefer independents but will settle for an AMP in a pinch. PMs are fine, if preferred. Looking forward to becoming a valuable member of the community.

Welcome to NoVA, Racer.

Unless you find a specific provider close to one of the Metro stops (which, oftentimes, she'll mention in her ad), or likewise an AMP, you're probably going to find it a bit difficult until you obtain a set of wheels. The problem is, the Washington-area Metrorail system is NOT like that of other cities such as Boston or New York; the stops are not very close together. Thus, it's not really an intra-city system. Ten years ago, there were a number of AMPs with Metrorail access nearby, but not so much these days. And, with regard the Metrobus system, that too will not likely be as convenient as you might want or need, either.

http://www.wmata.com/rail/?forcedesktop=1

http://www.wmata.com/bus/maps/

Your best bet would be to download maps of the Metrorail and Metrobus routes, and become familiar with them. (It doesn't hurt, even if you have wheels.) Then, check the BP ads, as well as the USASG Adult Classifieds, and try to identify some potential prospects.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/

There is, of course, one other possibility, which just sprang to mind: UBER. It'd likely be better (and cheaper) than a taxi, and you'd have door-to-door service.

If I had a more specific idea of your (general) whereabouts, I could make some recommendations. Send me a PM, and we can talk some more detail.

Cheers, and welcome!

- Roman.

**Member #6804** · 09-19-15 23:36

Hey guys, just moved to NoVA and am looking to get involved in the hobby again. Normally I would introduce myself to a new forum with a report but the problem is that I don't have a car at the moment and I can't really do outcalls. Can anyone recommend something with easy bus or metro access? I am quite close to the district. Only looking for a good massage with a pleasing finish, nothing more. I prefer independents but will settle for an AMP in a pinch. PMs are fine, if preferred. Looking forward to becoming a valuable member of the community.

**Ted Williams** · 09-19-15 09:25

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Relax Spa.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...tilly/18419566

It is owned by the lady from the old IRenew / URenew / IRelax in Tysons Corner Mall.

Totally legit place. Although, I did get quite a few finishes at the old places in Tysons. So you never know.

EXACTLY!

Note: I doubt any HE because I was wrapped in this blanket so tight that I was suffocating (this would be great for winter) . Also, there were windows to the outside on all the doors for massage rooms and people were constantly in the hallway looking in the rooms (both staff and people coming in who were getting massages). The lady wouldn't enter room until I was in the blanket contraption to start either, so no playing around / funny business. Your best bet is try elsewhere IMHO.

**Kijimuna** · 09-18-15 15:24

Originally Posted by Kamen [View Original Post]

Ted, Which spa you talking about?

Relax Spa.

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...tilly/18419566

It is owned by the lady from the old IRenew / URenew / IRelax in Tysons Corner Mall.

Totally legit place. Although, I did get quite a few finishes at the old places in Tysons. So you never know.

**Kamen** · 09-18-15 00:36

Ted, Which spa you talking about?

Originally Posted by TedWilliams [View Original Post]

Had a recent trek to LoCo. I noticed some ads to relax in lands down and toftt as I didn't read any previous reports. Very legit massage and absolutely no hints of YMMV or additional menu on return. Keep your hard earned money and don't waste your time here. Relax elsewhere. They completely wrapped me up like a hot dog in a bun, it was hilarious though.

Good Day.