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**LoneTraveler11** · 09-10-15 14:17

My final sampling of the DM menu for my last trip was the legendary Brooke. I was initially hesitant to see Brooke due to reviews about her size, however after seeing her outside while leaving another date I decided to take a shot. She's not a spinner but her body is amazing. She's very athletic with great curves, not fat, just not petite.

I arrived to the DM incall and Brooke was waiting for me in the downstairs apartment. I noticed she had a cast on her foot and inquired. She explained her injury and said it wasn't a bother then planted a DFK on me that really got the motor running. She pulled off her dress them started rubbing me over my trousers, then she pulled them down and went straight for one of the best DTBBBJ I've ever had (tied for first with a girl from Columbia SC). I couldn't handle her amazing tongue action and quickly blew all over her tits.

At this point we still had 55 minutes left (LOL) and I was already spent. She laid on the bed and told me to come relax. Brooke is very intelligent and interesting to talk to. After a while she started kissing me and I told her I wasnt sure I was up for another pop, she bet me a dollar I would be. Game on. She worked down and it didn't take her long to get me going again. Bet lost. She shot me a smile then threw on the cover for CG. What a view! Her tits are outstanding. I was grabbing her ass so much she switched to RCG to give me the fullview. Didn't want to pop too soon so moved to k9. She loved the spanking and moaned her appreciation. She bucked back into me and when I popped she squeezed her kitty muscles to drain every bit of juice out of me. We relaxed for a few min before time was up. Even with our time over she hopped in the shower with me and helped me clean up, a nice touch.

Donation was the usual DM $$ + 1 dollar for the bet I lost + Tip. You guys are lucky to have a woman like this and an agency like DM in your area. I will repeat every time I'm in Tampa.

**Reaper400** · 09-10-15 13:22

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

I'm sitting here in fucking tears laughing my ass of at this and surprised it hasn't been mentioned. I'm envisioning this chicks goofy stupid toothless face as she jumps in front of you and yells TIJUANA! WTF?? Tijuana? Oh meth, the crazy things you make people do.

Dude that would have been worth going thru just for this story to tell.

TIJUANA!

LMFAO. Damn that chick is gross. I recently found out she was friends with another BP girl I have seen. They are nothing alike. Very strange.

**RacingRodent** · 09-10-15 13:19

Fair warning. This man stands between you and her "zone". Believe me, I've been there.

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

I've seen her ads for awhile and thought she was sexy as hell, but I never see Hillsboro girls since I'm in Pinellas but saw she offered discount for a ride one morning last week, and I was going to head to Tampa anyways so hit her up. She responded right away begging to be picked up, it was so hot out, etc. Let her know it would be 50 min but was on my way. Texted on the way and when I was 5 min from the address she gave me she then said oh I'm at my apartment now come here, gives me address. It was 15 min further, but still not far from where I was going so headed over. Got there, trailer park, and no answer, never responded back to texts.

Other day she texts me begging to drive her and some guy around all day for $50! After I don't respond she then offers an apology for the other day, makes up BS excuse about getting locked up. Standard excuse.

I then respond that usually when you apologize to someone it's before you ask them for another favor.

She offers her deepest apologies.

Fuck you.

**Wikip777** · 09-10-15 12:49

That queso at Tijuana Flats is just that damn good.

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

I'm sitting here in fucking tears laughing my ass of at this and surprised it hasn't been mentioned. I'm envisioning this chicks goofy stupid toothless face as she jumps in front of you and yells TIJUANA! WTF?? Tijuana? Oh meth, the crazy things you make people do.

Dude that would have been worth going thru just for this story to tell.

TIJUANA!

**LoneTraveler11** · 09-10-15 12:48

For my second sampling of the DM menu I decided to ask for either Angie or Brooke and go with whoever was available. Due to the late hour of the date only Angie was available.

I had already seen Angie outside while leaving another date so I knew what she looked like when I arrived, however when I arrived for this date she was dolled up and looked hot as hell. LFK and DFK lead to BBBJ. She couldn't go as deep as I hoped but it was still a good BBBJ however she didn't allow CIM. Not a deal breaker for me, but without DT it was disappointing. I popped the first time on her tits. She cleaned herself up and came back for seconds. We Started with 69, her kitty was fresh and she seemed to enjoy it. She was grinding back on my face and paying nice attention to the little traveler and the boys. After this I couldn't wait to get in that kitty so I threw on a cover and went straight into mish. She has a nice tight pussy that was eager to great my piece. After a few we flipped over to CG for a few minutes then moved to my fav position K9, she played with herself while I pounded into her. She has a great ass That I couldn't help but spank. She didn't mind but asked me to be gentle. She really enjoyed herself and the second pop came quick. We had more time and she didn't seem in a rush to leave so I think thirds may have been on the table but I was spent. A little small talk while we were getting dressed revealed Angie to be charming and a sweetheart.

I will repeat next time I am in Tampa and recommend her. She looks much better in person than in her photos.

**DrPotato** · 09-10-15 11:47

Originally Posted by BillyBob62 [View Original Post]

I told her to move so I could leave and she refused and yelled out "Tijuana!"

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...tty-1/12946455

I'm sitting here in fucking tears laughing my ass of at this and surprised it hasn't been mentioned. I'm envisioning this chicks goofy stupid toothless face as she jumps in front of you and yells TIJUANA! WTF?? Tijuana? Oh meth, the crazy things you make people do.

Dude that would have been worth going thru just for this story to tell.

TIJUANA!

**DrPotato** · 09-10-15 11:27

Originally Posted by DarthAnalNvadr [View Original Post]

There are 2 gals posting under the same number. This Christine looks like she is Lexi (like a younger version before the drugs started taking a toll, with more meat on her bones). Notice the heart tattoo on Christine's upper boob (2nd picture). And Lexi's 4th picture. Now notice the difference in the quoted rates.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-only/11056816

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ncall/16752421

I've seen her ads for awhile and thought she was sexy as hell, but I never see Hillsboro girls since I'm in Pinellas but saw she offered discount for a ride one morning last week, and I was going to head to Tampa anyways so hit her up. She responded right away begging to be picked up, it was so hot out, etc. Let her know it would be 50 min but was on my way. Texted on the way and when I was 5 min from the address she gave me she then said oh I'm at my apartment now come here, gives me address. It was 15 min further, but still not far from where I was going so headed over. Got there, trailer park, and no answer, never responded back to texts.

Other day she texts me begging to drive her and some guy around all day for $50! After I don't respond she then offers an apology for the other day, makes up BS excuse about getting locked up. Standard excuse.

I then respond that usually when you apologize to someone it's before you ask them for another favor.

She offers her deepest apologies.

Fuck you.

**Nile827** · 09-10-15 10:30

These shitty looking fake hair extension these providers keep wearing. Am I the only one who has accidentally pulled them out of if their head?

**Nile827** · 09-10-15 10:26

Originally Posted by JuanJohn [View Original Post]

Most guys resent that double edged sword (covers.) Although they've probably saved us in worst case scenarios. I usually only get BBBJCIM as well. Only time I've ever done BBFS is with a UTR that I trusted and knew well before she started this gig. Long gone from FL though =(.

Never dreamed with her but have heard positive things about Phoenix (If we're referring to the same one.)

As Always Be Safe!

JJ.

Gawd I hate covers. They don't usually deflate me but they make it hard to finish. BBFS isn't worth the risk for me though, at least not with most of the girls who advertise it for a small up charge. Only girl I've ever considered it with was Brooke at DM and she shot me down cold.

**JuanJohn** · 09-10-15 02:38

Originally Posted by PunkRockMf [View Original Post]

Am I the only guy that would prefer BBBJCIM? I am a rookie monger, but with a few exceptions prefer no FS.

I do like DATY but again, very few times was it a good situation, funky smell and I'm out. There are a couple young ladies out there that I am comfortable with.

And looking for a few more. Any recommendations? Been looking at Stephanie and Jolie / Allison, and possibly Phoenix.

Most guys resent that double edged sword (covers.) Although they've probably saved us in worst case scenarios. I usually only get BBBJCIM as well. Only time I've ever done BBFS is with a UTR that I trusted and knew well before she started this gig. Long gone from FL though =(.

Never dreamed with her but have heard positive things about Phoenix (If we're referring to the same one.)

As Always Be Safe!

JJ.

**Green Devil** · 09-09-15 21:07

Originally Posted by PunkRockMf [View Original Post]

The body looks good, but is the face any better in person? I don't think she's unattractive per se, but a little rough, some people don't photograph well.

I would say that the pics are definitely accurate when it comes to her face. Looks exactly the same. If you don't find her face attractive in the pics, it definitely won't change in person. I would also agree that the bolt ons look a little too big, but that's just a preference.

**Reaper400** · 09-09-15 20:47

Originally Posted by LowRide77 [View Original Post]

She is awesome, she was the first provider that I ever saw. She was great and I have repeated many times. BTW. Everything she does is covered.

That's now awesome everything covered. Boo hiss. The first provider I saw was named Alyesia (not sure of sp) hot Midwestern blond. Now she was an awesome time. 2 provider was HOt Ellie OMFG. I'll never forget the first time I saw her. I was floored. I could have looked at her for an hour but at $300, well.

**BillySea** · 09-09-15 18:15

Originally Posted by Liqud7 [View Original Post]

The one that took care of me is not in that pic, but wow, she is beautiful, and very down to earth. Had a great conversation, body rub was amazing, and the finishing touches on the flip is what you would always hope for. Prices are true, and I highly recommend!

My understanding is their 180 fee is all inclusive. No tip expected.

**Liquid7** · 09-09-15 15:30

The one that took care of me is not in that pic, but wow, she is beautiful, and very down to earth. Had a great conversation, body rub was amazing, and the finishing touches on the flip is what you would always hope for. Prices are true, and I highly recommend!

Originally Posted by RedneckAt954 [View Original Post]

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/l...4nine/11286332

So I finally decided to go and try to expose barber shop. I called ahead and book my appointment and headed that way. I walked in and was greated by too beautiful women. I asked for a hot shave and was told that tne barber was only there during the week. So I asked for a massage and was told by a beautiful tall thin blond that we only do body rubs. I played coy and asked what's the difference to wich I got a big grin and laugh. I chuckled and said ok that's fine. I was walked back to a nice room shown where to put my things and asked to lay on the table after I got comfortable. Then the blond "Lisa" asked if I would like something to drink. Water, an assortment sodas and corona where my options. Since I rarely drink I chose water.

Lisa is a tall 5'7' thin beautiful blond with hair down the middle of her back and as sweet as could be.

She then asked which body rub would I like the $120 or the $180, I again asked with a smirk on my face what's the difference and got her big beautiful smile again in response. So I went for the $180.

So I get confy and layed down, a few min pass and she comes back in the room and says she will start with my feet. She grabs some lotion and starts working on my feet wile we talk about what I do forwork, how long the place has been there, and other things just in general.

So after the foot rub as I'm laying on my stomach she crawls ontop of me and starts kissing her way up my legs, up to my back and its at this point I feel that she is but Ass neked, I didn't even hear her get undressed.

Anyway she does that for a wile then asked me to flip over and I'm delighted to see just how intoxicating she is. Perfect body flat tummy taned "no tan lines" beautiful perky C cups with perfect little nipples. Svaved nice and smoth.

She starts workingnher way around my body kissing and nibbling and without me saying a word reaches for a cover and slides it on and precedes to wrap her hot little mouth around junior. Long story short. CBJ, daty with climax, cg, mish another o for her, dogy, back to mish with me standing.

Afterwords I was all cleaned up. Got my water and we chated for a bit more. Got big hugs and kiss as I was leaving.

Damage $180 plus 80 tip.

**LowRide77** · 09-09-15 10:52

Originally Posted by Tampa30 [View Original Post]

This one is really close to my office so I'm curious, but I can find no info on her. Has anyone tried her? http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-king/16731326.

She is awesome, she was the first provider that I ever saw. She was great and I have repeated many times. BTW. Everything she does is covered.