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**Tommy35** · 09-03-15 01:00

Was wondering if anyone try the experience. She's in Brandon but I can put the link on here. Can I get some help.

**Bill Ho** · 09-03-15 00:21

Are there any takers recently for this MILF? Izzy sounds like a good one to go to for some BBBJ. Bill Ho.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...s-247/16553104

**Bill Ho** · 09-03-15 00:16

Thanks BillyBob. I had her on my short list, but based on your report, I will look at other girls. This chocolate Nicole comes to mind. Anybody try her yet? Bill Ho.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...inted/16715420

Originally Posted by BillyBob62 [View Original Post]

I saw her ad and since I was in Brandon, I decided to give her a try. Big mistake. She has a very nice incall location, so when I first arrived, I felt comfortable that nothing untoward would occur. I get there, and the first thing I noticed is that she has NO teeth. That explains why her "smile" looks a little off in her pictures. But I wasn't there for her smile, so no big. We went upstairs and she asked if I minded if she smoked before we got started. I figured a little weed would help mellow her out so why not. But she pulled out a meth pipe and commenced to smoke up. Then she demanded her money. Didn't ask nicely. That was strike 3. I told her I was out of there. I didn't come to spend money with a toothless meth head. I walked downstairs to leave, but just as I got to the door she jumped in front of it and demanded twenty bucks for the dope she had to smoke to get ready. Yeah, like that was going to happen. I told her to move so I could leave and she refused and yelled out "Tijuana!" That was enough of that. I forced my way out the door, and as I was exiting, she tried to punch me in the head. I got out with my money and my bones intact, fortunately.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...tty-1/12946455

**Pretend** · 09-02-15 20:18

Originally Posted by BillyBob62 [View Original Post]

I saw her ad and since I was in Brandon, I decided to give her a try. Big mistake. She has a very nice incall location, so when I first arrived, I felt comfortable that nothing untoward would occur. I get there, and the first thing I noticed is that she has NO teeth. That explains why her "smile" looks a little off in her pictures. But I wasn't there for her smile, so no big. We went upstairs and she asked if I minded if she smoked before we got started. I figured a little weed would help mellow her out so why not. But she pulled out a meth pipe and commenced to smoke up. Then she demanded her money. Didn't ask nicely. That was strike 3. I told her I was out of there. I didn't come to spend money with a toothless meth head. I walked downstairs to leave, but just as I got to the door she jumped in front of it and demanded twenty bucks for the dope she had to smoke to get ready. Yeah, like that was going to happen. I told her to move so I could leave and she refused and yelled out "Tijuana!" That was enough of that. I forced my way out the door, and as I was exiting, she tried to punch me in the head. I got out with my money and my bones intact, fortunately.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...tty-1/12946455

I saw her twice, once couple years ago at the crack hotel valrico and recently a month ago at the condo you went to. Great experiences both times. She's wild. Cost. 6 both times with. 2 tip. She blazes too which was good for me. Now pulling out a meth pipe in front of you, that's really strange. You just never know what mental state these hos will be in.

I personally, if I decide to abort, I grab my pockets and say SHIT I forgot something in the car BE RIGHT BACK. Don't get yourself into this confrontations with these psychos bro. EVen a $20 would have been worth leaving in peace.

**Pretend** · 09-02-15 20:05

Originally Posted by RapidDave [View Original Post]

Greek on the menu at this fine establishment? LOL.

It was nice warm and loose but I didn't partake.

**RookieMonger** · 09-02-15 19:33

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ecial/11126053

She took off the skelator pic!

**Tampa1122** · 09-02-15 19:07

Originally Posted by Poohbear2 [View Original Post]

Met her a couple months ago. Only disappeared on me for 20 minutes. She's too skinny and droopy. Another 10-20 lbs and I probably would have repeated. Pleasant girl and above average service. BBBJ, dfk, cfs.

Saw good reviews on her that said she was cool, so I said why not. Problem is she disappeared on me not once, but twice. Both times dropped off the map for the rest of the night. To me, it doesn't seem like she wants the business, I can't expect anything good if she doesn't even want the business.

**Poohbear2** · 09-02-15 19:01

Originally Posted by Tampa1122 [View Original Post]

Wrote about her a few days ago, find her using BP number on FB, google name, bunch of arrest. Time waster, agreed to meet ups, dips out after you get close. Would not recommend.

Met her a couple months ago. Only disappeared on me for 20 minutes. She's too skinny and droopy. Another 10-20 lbs and I probably would have repeated. Pleasant girl and above average service. BBBJ, dfk, cfs.

**HEMassage69** · 09-02-15 16:58

Originally Posted by Tampa1122 [View Original Post]

Wrote about her a few days ago, find her using BP number on FB, google name, bunch of arrest. Time waster, agreed to meet ups, dips out after you get close. Would not recommend.

Checked out the number on the, and googled her. Ouch, did she piss off someone's ex wife! Accusations there def scared me away. Thanks again.

**Olds Man** · 09-02-15 14:44

Since it seems there is a plethora of girls name Lexi these days, I'll thank Pretend, Slider123 and KhalidMangafi for posting about this Lexi, who DOESN'T post daily (or hourly!) but is definitely well work the time. She posted about 10 days ago about being a lonely brunette with a Saturday Brunch All You Can Eat special -- great creative ads!

Took a couple tries to connect by phone but once I did I drove right over to her apartment in the University area. She confirmed that her HHR was just. 8 (what a deal! I waited until she gave me the Apt# but she came right to my care to meet me. While we walked in she casually asked me whether I was a cop (maybe she noticed my nightstick tenting out of my shorts. LOL! She is sharing the apartment with another lady, she said, and as I walked in there was Stephanie (see my previous posts) -- it's obviously a small world! Exchanging pleasantries, Lexi led me to the bedroom (now that she was clearly more comfortable). She WAS wearing short cut-off jeans and a tight top but those disappeared in a flash as she suggested we try this king size bed. She noticed that Mr. Happy was ready to see her and she dove right on down for a delicious about of BBBJ. Quite a peasurable opener.

Always the gentleman, I asked if she'd mind if I returned the favor -- why of course, she said, as she moved over and spread those delicious thighs. Another commented that she has a great shaved pussy and he was VERY right. She not only tastes great but she really enjoys twisting her long nipples; I was glad to help enjoy her pleasure.

She started begging for me to cum fuck her and who was I to say no? She passed me a party hat and slipped Mr. Happy in to her tight little pleasure cave. Mish became doggy which she really got into, but I wanted to see her riding skills and once we got in sync we both got what we came for. For such a petite little brunette the view was spectacular as she rocked my world.

She climbed off to find a baby wipe to help me clean up, and sadly got dressed again. She said that she has classes until 2:00 pm, but you can bet I'll be back again for the old college try!

**Rapid Dave** · 09-02-15 14:08

Originally Posted by BillyBob62 [View Original Post]

I saw her ad and since I was in Brandon, I decided to give her a try. Big mistake. She has a very nice incall location, so when I first arrived, I felt comfortable that nothing untoward would occur. I get there, and the first thing I noticed is that she has NO teeth. That explains why her "smile" looks a little off in her pictures. But I wasn't there for her smile, so no big. We went upstairs and she asked if I minded if she smoked before we got started. I figured a little weed would help mellow her out so why not. But she pulled out a meth pipe and commenced to smoke up. Then she demanded her money. Didn't ask nicely. That was strike 3. I told her I was out of there. I didn't come to spend money with a toothless meth head. I walked downstairs to leave, but just as I got to the door she jumped in front of it and demanded twenty bucks for the dope she had to smoke to get ready. Yeah, like that was going to happen. I told her to move so I could leave and she refused and yelled out "Tijuana!" That was enough of that. I forced my way out the door, and as I was exiting, she tried to punch me in the head. I got out with my money and my bones intact, fortunately.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...tty-1/12946455

LOL yea man. A girl who is willing to offer up her holes bare for an extra 20 bucks you can probably expect an experience like that.

**Wikip777** · 09-02-15 13:53

I remember reading some less than stellar reviews on the other site. I believe she used to go by the name Crescent.

Pics are dated and she is much older as I remember. Not sure if this helps.

Originally Posted by Jasper123 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this one? I have not found any reviews anywhere.

The first two photos are fake. The bottom is probably real.

I may TOFTT if no one has seen.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-days/11423419

**Reaper400** · 09-02-15 11:56

Originally Posted by BillyBob62 [View Original Post]

I saw her ad and since I was in Brandon, I decided to give her a try. Big mistake. She has a very nice incall location, so when I first arrived, I felt comfortable that nothing untoward would occur. I get there, and the first thing I noticed is that she has NO teeth. That explains why her "smile" looks a little off in her pictures. But I wasn't there for her smile, so no big. We went upstairs and she asked if I minded if she smoked before we got started. I figured a little weed would help mellow her out so why not. But she pulled out a meth pipe and commenced to smoke up. Then she demanded her money. Didn't ask nicely. That was strike 3. I told her I was out of there. I didn't come to spend money with a toothless meth head. I walked downstairs to leave, but just as I got to the door she jumped in front of it and demanded twenty bucks for the dope she had to smoke to get ready. Yeah, like that was going to happen. I told her to move so I could leave and she refused and yelled out "Tijuana!" That was enough of that. I forced my way out the door, and as I was exiting, she tried to punch me in the head. I got out with my money and my bones intact, fortunately.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...tty-1/12946455

Wow man, there have been some decent reports on her (I almost saw her once but she is just ugly as fuck so I left before getting started. She was pissed but after seeing her in person I couldn't have gotten a nut even with my eyes closed) but your experience should be a heeded warning. Good call on getting the hell out of there.

**Jasper123** · 09-02-15 11:33

Has anyone seen this one? I have not found any reviews anywhere.

The first two photos are fake. The bottom is probably real.

I may TOFTT if no one has seen.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...-days/11423419

**BillyBob62** · 09-02-15 09:52

I saw her ad and since I was in Brandon, I decided to give her a try. Big mistake. She has a very nice incall location, so when I first arrived, I felt comfortable that nothing untoward would occur. I get there, and the first thing I noticed is that she has NO teeth. That explains why her "smile" looks a little off in her pictures. But I wasn't there for her smile, so no big. We went upstairs and she asked if I minded if she smoked before we got started. I figured a little weed would help mellow her out so why not. But she pulled out a meth pipe and commenced to smoke up. Then she demanded her money. Didn't ask nicely. That was strike 3. I told her I was out of there. I didn't come to spend money with a toothless meth head. I walked downstairs to leave, but just as I got to the door she jumped in front of it and demanded twenty bucks for the dope she had to smoke to get ready. Yeah, like that was going to happen. I told her to move so I could leave and she refused and yelled out "Tijuana!" That was enough of that. I forced my way out the door, and as I was exiting, she tried to punch me in the head. I got out with my money and my bones intact, fortunately.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...tty-1/12946455