Massage Parlor Reports

**SpecialOne8** · 08-26-15 08:28

Was in town last week on business, and had the need to be TLC'd. Found this ad and thought why not when several others before it failed to answer the call. The voice was seductive and accented by Russian. I thought to myself, this was a good start regardless of the disclaimer in the ad so I went for it. When I got to the address, it seemed familiar. When she invited me in, I knew who it was in an instant. It wasn't the Russian Ice Princess with blonde hair and blue eyes I was expecting. In fact, it was the Asian (East Indian) that has been advertising for many months. Too late, I was already there and willing to TOFTT so I did. She requested the donation up-front so I thought it might not be a bad visit afterall. I left it on the table and got comfortable as she had requested.

Shortly afterwards, she entered and began to place WARM oils on my back and more. Again, I was optimistic as she began to address my thighs and glutes. (Both inner and outer) The massage itself I would rate as a 7. 5/8. 0 but she did her best to always remain out of reach. On the flip, she draped me which sent up the red flag. Again the massage was competent, but nothing more. As she moved towards my pelvic area, junior began to rise to the occasion and move the towel she had strategically placed. Not missing a beat, she adjusted it several times while she worked my entire front-half. Since this was my first visit, I insisted on a 30-minute massage and told her if I left satisfied and refreshed, followups would be hour or more. As the massage began, I was thinking she got the hint, I hoped for the best. But as her internal clock rang, she matter-of-factly said: "I'm done" and walked out of the room. So if no one else has reported on this mountain of a woman (TALL, DEE-cuppers and long black hair) you can all finally stop wondering and consider yourselves warned.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...02343/10878464

**Squid Jigs** · 08-26-15 07:48

Been getting out of the AMP rut lately and trying some of the places that feature Latina ladies. Called this place and spoke with Layla. Nice on the phone and texts. Easy set up for appt after work. The only issue was she didn't tell me the suite number. Get the suite when you call. Opted for an hour, because I have been doing a lot of driving lately and the back needs it. Should have gone for the half-hour 4-hands that was suggested.

Nice place, nice face. Room had everything, including wine. Layla says she just came down from NYC and she's getting used to the slower pace. She laughed at my Southern Gentlemanly requests. She said you have to make demands sometimes. I like hearing that. Layla gave me a decent nude rubdown, but she said her sister Bea is the real massage expert. Sister? Hmmmm, I see a sister 4-hand combo in my future. Standard ending with good strong handshake, happy and relaxed at 120 for the hour. SMs PM me for more details.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...g-you/13117788

**OrlandoGuy123** · 08-25-15 22:20

Originally Posted by OrlandoGuy123 [View Original Post]

Any Intel on this one? Looking to book some time. Any feedback is appreciated.

Feel free to pm me.

Og.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/11862661

**ToReal** · 08-25-15 22:16

Well, I think I have completed my tour of colonial drive now. On this particular visit, I wasn't expecting anything. Just a massage. As I entered the place I knew nothing would happen here. The rooms didn't have doors and I felt as though the whole world had a view. So I got comfortable and let the massage begin. Decent enough massage and on the flip, it continues. Until the absolute end. She grabs my junk and begins to get him happy. Total shock! Standard ending but since I wasn't expecting it, I was very pleased. Not sure if this is standard, or if I got lucky but I enjoyed it.

**Barolo** · 08-25-15 17:34

Anyone call and schedule an appointment with Connie?

http://orlando.craigslist.org/sks/5187791234.html

**Barolo** · 08-25-15 17:29

You guys are making A2 work and not get any pussy. He is going to be grumpy!

**OrlandoGuy123** · 08-25-15 14:59

Any Intel on this one? Looking to book some time. Any feedback is appreciated.

Feel free to pm me.

Og.

**MagicMikeX** · 08-25-15 13:12

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**MagicMikeX** · 08-25-15 01:29

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In the future please use the Report Post button for things like this.

A2

**FlyHigher767** · 08-25-15 00:23

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**SeanT17** · 08-24-15 14:58

Originally Posted by ButchKid [View Original Post]

Sean, be sure to verify her virginity before marrying her.

Hahahaha, that thing is long gone. But like I said. Still virgin tight!

**Whiskeysours** · 08-24-15 11:20

Originally Posted by MagicMikeX [View Original Post]

Complete bust, none of the pics are real. Not even in the slightest. It's actually funny how obvious they are but I still gave them a try. True bait & switch. Outcall for Kassie and Leah and what showed up at my doorstep were two unattractive females. Didn't even resemble the body types in the pics. All their ads have the same bs "mind BLO-ing" experience LOL. Don't be fooled by this agency.

Here's a few links:

Leah http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5828/13027621.

Kassie http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-9780/13044598.

Agency Ad http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5828/13071177.

When are these idiots going to realize that the fastest way to go out of business is to try to outsmart the customer? That includes posting phony reviews (nobody is fooled by the one-post glowing reviews that have popped up lately).

Thanks for the heads up. Crossing this one off the list.

**ToReal** · 08-23-15 22:59

Originally Posted by Jackt2 [View Original Post]

I've now had two dreams of this establishment. On the first time I was taken to the back by the mamassan to Cathy. Opted for the TS first and was well taken care of feeling clean and ready for a relaxing state. Once back in the room, I opted for the medium massage and got just that which is perfect for my sore body after they gym. It hurt so good as she massaged my back, glutes and hamstrings. On the flip she wasted no time and showed her skill as a therapist. Even more amazing, after she was done she wiped me down and continued with the massage! I got massaged on my thighs for once I usually drop the standard L1 tip but I was completely mind blown and dropped $. 6 for $1. 4 total out the door.

I went back maybe 2 weeks later again after another hard day at the gym and asked for Cathy but apparently she left. I had to settle with mamassan herself which is usually ok as I really only need a good massage, but unfortunately this was not the case. Although I asked for medium, the massage was extremely light and I could barely feel the massage. On the flip she acted like she was trying to wrangle a snake squeezing little Jimmy extremely hard and fast which is poor form. I calmy asked her to slow down and fortunately we were able to finish the massage with all of my tools still on the tool belt.

The location is awesome, so I will possibly be repeating if another therapist is available. I will not repeat if it is the mamassan again. Unfortunately I do not remember her name but if I do come in contact with her I will advise.

-Jackt.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7471/12604934

I've been with Kathy and she is amazing. Had a good time. It's a shame she left.

**MagicMikeX** · 08-23-15 18:27

Originally Posted by Black22 [View Original Post]

160 for a handshake, way overpriced, better values out there. 1 post author suspiciously reads like it was written by the provider.

I've posted a few times now, kind of rude to just make assumptions. I'm new to the area. Didn't care to join the forum until I settled in here. She is the first provider I've seen and had a great experience with thus far. I'm sure there are better values, but money isn't the issue. Finding a young hot ebony is. And once found she can have my wallet LOL.

**Black22** · 08-23-15 18:06

Originally Posted by MagicMikeX [View Original Post]

Forgot to mention a few key things. Mutual touching is allowed, smooth butter-like skin. No shower but she'll thoroughly wipe you down with hot towels. Very clean environment. No clock watching.

160 for a handshake, way overpriced, better values out there. 1 post author suspiciously reads like it was written by the provider.