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[MagicMikeX]

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[MagicMikeX]

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In the future please use the Report Post button for things like this.

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[FlyHigher767]

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[SeanT17]

Sean, be sure to verify her virginity before marrying her.

Hahahaha, that thing is long gone. But like I said. Still virgin tight!

[Whiskeysours]

Complete bust, none of the pics are real. Not even in the slightest. It's actually funny how obvious they are but I still gave them a try. True bait & switch. Outcall for Kassie and Leah and what showed up at my doorstep were two unattractive females. Didn't even resemble the body types in the pics. All their ads have the same bs "mind BLO-ing" experience LOL. Don't be fooled by this agency.

Here's a few links:

Leah http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5828/13027621.

Kassie http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-9780/13044598.


Agency Ad http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5828/13071177.

When are these idiots going to realize that the fastest way to go out of business is to try to outsmart the customer? That includes posting phony reviews (nobody is fooled by the one-post glowing reviews that have popped up lately).

Thanks for the heads up. Crossing this one off the list.

[ToReal]

I've now had two dreams of this establishment. On the first time I was taken to the back by the mamassan to Cathy. Opted for the TS first and was well taken care of feeling clean and ready for a relaxing state. Once back in the room, I opted for the medium massage and got just that which is perfect for my sore body after they gym. It hurt so good as she massaged my back, glutes and hamstrings. On the flip she wasted no time and showed her skill as a therapist. Even more amazing, after she was done she wiped me down and continued with the massage! I got massaged on my thighs for once I usually drop the standard L1 tip but I was completely mind blown and dropped $. 6 for $1. 4 total out the door.

I went back maybe 2 weeks later again after another hard day at the gym and asked for Cathy but apparently she left. I had to settle with mamassan herself which is usually ok as I really only need a good massage, but unfortunately this was not the case. Although I asked for medium, the massage was extremely light and I could barely feel the massage. On the flip she acted like she was trying to wrangle a snake squeezing little Jimmy extremely hard and fast which is poor form. I calmy asked her to slow down and fortunately we were able to finish the massage with all of my tools still on the tool belt.

The location is awesome, so I will possibly be repeating if another therapist is available. I will not repeat if it is the mamassan again. Unfortunately I do not remember her name but if I do come in contact with her I will advise.

-Jackt.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7471/12604934

I've been with Kathy and she is amazing. Had a good time. It's a shame she left.

[MagicMikeX]

160 for a handshake, way overpriced, better values out there. 1 post author suspiciously reads like it was written by the provider.

I've posted a few times now, kind of rude to just make assumptions. I'm new to the area. Didn't care to join the forum until I settled in here. She is the first provider I've seen and had a great experience with thus far. I'm sure there are better values, but money isn't the issue. Finding a young hot ebony is. And once found she can have my wallet LOL.

[Black22]

Forgot to mention a few key things. Mutual touching is allowed, smooth butter-like skin. No shower but she'll thoroughly wipe you down with hot towels. Very clean environment. No clock watching.

160 for a handshake, way overpriced, better values out there. 1 post author suspiciously reads like it was written by the provider.

[MagicMikeX]

Complete bust, none of the pics are real. Not even in the slightest. It's actually funny how obvious they are but I still gave them a try. True bait & switch. Outcall for Kassie and Leah and what showed up at my doorstep were two unattractive females. Didn't even resemble the body types in the pics. All their ads have the same bs "mind BLO-ing" experience LOL. Don't be fooled by this agency.

Here's a few links:

Leah http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5828/13027621.

Kassie http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-9780/13044598.

Agency Ad http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5828/13071177.

[MagicMikeX]

First post here.

I visited Zoe a couple weeks ago and opted for the nuru dream. The rub I would agree that it was above average, however, she used an extreme, almost inordinate amount of oil during the dream. At the end I was left with only one hot damp wash cloth, and one dry wash cloth to dry myself off with. No shower or full-size towels available. I left still pretty covered in oil, and ended up getting it on the interior of my car. Would not repeat. $$ for a 45 min rushed hour.

Interesting, I wasn't rushed and was given a full sized towel at the end. I'll still try it out nonetheless. Maybe you caught her on a bad day. I'll detail my second visit soon.

[ButchKid]

Ivy is the best. If I could I would marry her.

Sean, be sure to verify her virginity before marrying her.

[ButchKid]

Warning: Stay away! Stopped at this place SR 436 near the Jai Lai Sunday morning at 10 o'clock. Was met by Kim, A small, butter-face Oriental (nice body, but her face). Bad attitude from the start. Rubbed my junk but refused to make eye contact or engage in conversation, and each time I tried to touch her, she pulled out of range. Continued to face away from me. After a few minutes of this, I left. A waste of $80, but I didn't want to stay and also waste my time.

[Jackt2]

I've now had two dreams of this establishment. On the first time I was taken to the back by the mamassan to Cathy. Opted for the TS first and was well taken care of feeling clean and ready for a relaxing state. Once back in the room, I opted for the medium massage and got just that which is perfect for my sore body after they gym. It hurt so good as she massaged my back, glutes and hamstrings. On the flip she wasted no time and showed her skill as a therapist. Even more amazing, after she was done she wiped me down and continued with the massage! I got massaged on my thighs for once I usually drop the standard L1 tip but I was completely mind blown and dropped $. 6 for $1. 4 total out the door.

I went back maybe 2 weeks later again after another hard day at the gym and asked for Cathy but apparently she left. I had to settle with mamassan herself which is usually ok as I really only need a good massage, but unfortunately this was not the case. Although I asked for medium, the massage was extremely light and I could barely feel the massage. On the flip she acted like she was trying to wrangle a snake squeezing little Jimmy extremely hard and fast which is poor form. I calmy asked her to slow down and fortunately we were able to finish the massage with all of my tools still on the tool belt.

The location is awesome, so I will possibly be repeating if another therapist is available. I will not repeat if it is the mamassan again. Unfortunately I do not remember her name but if I do come in contact with her I will advise.

-Jackt.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7471/12604934

[Outdoorsman]

Has anyone been here recently. Looks like its the same location as the old Assa Day Spa on Idrive.

My last visit to ASSA 3 months ago was not good despite previous visits being worthwhile.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/12959655

[General Lee]

Afternoon everyone,
I've been ghosting this thread for a while now, decided to report my experience with Zo. Watched her ads for a while and the pictures just got better and better so decided to TOFTT. Boy am I glad I did. Texted her to check availability and she responded with the quickness. Took no time to set up an appt, jotted my name down, sent me a confirmation of my appt along with the address. Said she'd text me suite number upon arrival which she did. Arrived at a very discreet office center, and was greeted by a very attractive brown skinned woman with beautiful eyes, great lips, a perfect smile, and the body of a thick island stallion. The rub was well above average, for her being fairly new to the industry all I can say is WOW. She really took her time on every inch of my body, the final moments were to die for....incredible hj. The teasing was extreme. Had me quivering to say the least LOL. Will definitely repeat and try nuru on my next visit. 120 for the hh and 160 for the h, flat rates. Didn't try to up sell me either.

Here's a link:

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...etish/13027811

First post here.

I visited Zoe a couple weeks ago and opted for the nuru dream. The rub I would agree that it was above average, however, she used an extreme, almost inordinate amount of oil during the dream. At the end I was left with only one hot damp wash cloth, and one dry wash cloth to dry myself off with. No shower or full-size towels available. I left still pretty covered in oil, and ended up getting it on the interior of my car. Would not repeat. $$ for a 45 min rushed hour.