Massage Parlor Reports

**Import** · 08-28-15 20:47

Originally Posted by SlamPoon [View Original Post]

I went there a year ago and reported about it. It sucked. Older MILF who didn't want to do anything. What I didn't say in that report is that I went back again trying to see if I could get more. That time she invited me to release myself using some oil. I politely declined and told her I would go someplace else. She then grabbed Jr, made the motion of sealing her lips to swear me to silence, and gave me a rushed, mechanical HJ. I'm sure that provider is gone by now, so I think it's OK to reveal that.

Maybe it's different now. I doubt it.

Yeah, doubtful since only a couple women at a time work there.

If guys are looking for a cute girl at a cheap $30 place, at least the odds are better at the old SH Health upstairs on Bolsa. They normally have 4-5 women working at any one time. Tell the receptionist you saw a younger thin girl wearing shorts there last time but you forgot her name. She will suggest one of the girls for you, and maybe she will be younger and decent looking.

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**BoardWalker** · 08-28-15 17:36

Thanks for the intel, Slampoon.

Things are getting pretty busy with Wendy at Blue Sky on Euclid. I've been going there for a couple of months. She gives an excellent therapeutic rub with a nice HJ. She's also really cute, not some chunky middleaged mom. Last time I called at 6, they said she wasn't free until 9. She's literally got her hands full! Call ahead to book some time.

**SlamPoon** · 08-28-15 12:27

Originally Posted by BoardWalker [View Original Post]

I guess ouside of an explosion hair sighting, Oasis on Warner is unexplored. I'll have to check it out myself.

I went there a year ago and reported about it. It sucked. Older MILF who didn't want to do anything. What I didn't say in that report is that I went back again trying to see if I could get more. That time she invited me to release myself using some oil. I politely declined and told her I would go someplace else. She then grabbed Jr, made the motion of sealing her lips to swear me to silence, and gave me a rushed, mechanical HJ. I'm sure that provider is gone by now, so I think it's OK to reveal that.

Maybe it's different now. I doubt it.

**BoardWalker** · 08-28-15 09:05

I guess ouside of an explosion hair sighting, Oasis on Warner is unexplored. I'll have to check it out myself.

**SlamPoon** · 08-27-15 21:52

While I am transitioning to AAMPs I figured I would get an older AMP review out of the way. About a month ago I decided to try Q Therapy to check out their latinas. The first time I went on a Friday morning and was pleasantly surprised by Sophia. She's a pretty hot blonde, around 30,5'7" or so, with a sweet firm medium build, big bolt-ons, and great ass. I'd give her F / be ratings an 8/9. She massaged me for a little bit, did some tease, then had me flip. Without any discussion she immediately put a hat on Mr Happy and gave me a brief CBJ. Then she wanted DS, and I was very happy to oblige. She's got a great body, and I loved grabbing that ass. We went at it pretty hard and fast for a while before she turned over for MISH.

At this point I requested DATY but was denied. The MISH was good though, as she gave me a little GFE treatment by caressing my back and ass. I wanted to try my luck at some oral again, so I pulled out and suckled her beautiful bolt-ons. Before I started she told me, "No biting!" I promised and soon her nips responded and hardened as I tongued and sucked away.

After a few minutes I tried my luck again for DATY, and this time she let me. Her kitty is nicely trimmed and delightfully pink. Soon after her juices started flowing, she pulled me up to finish in MISH. We went at it again for a little while before ending with a satisfying pop. In all, a not unusual OC-AMP experience, as the action lasted a little over 10 min.

It's also worth mentioning that Sophia complimented me as she was removing the hat, "I really like you because you are so clean. " Don't know what she's experienced lately, but I thanked her and told her I make it a point to shower and groom like going on a date and assumed most mongers did so as well. On the exit Sophia gave me a nice hug as I gave her the $100 tip. She counted it in front of me, but didn't seem thrilled. (That's the going rate for an LMP, my dear.) She didn't demand more, though. In fact, she made a point to tell me to come see her again soon.

I did try to see Sophia again, but I discovered that she doesn't work every week. I figured I would try another girl there, but that was a disappointment. Amanda is an average looking MILF who provided similar service. She also demanded I pay her $120 up front. Not worth it.

**Liege 68** · 08-27-15 12:56

Originally Posted by SporadicMonger [View Original Post]

IS she still advertising on BP? I wouldn't mind seeing her again but haven't seen any ads.

Am not sure if she still advertises but her new location is on Bristol St and Santa Ana Ave. Right at the corner of that street mall. By the Ayres hotel. Have fun!

**SporadicMonger** · 08-26-15 16:53

Originally Posted by Liege68 [View Original Post]

Met with Coco again last week. Had not seen her since her old place on NP Blvd.

The new location is in the Aryes Hotel Plaza. Very nice place with plenty of parking space.

Coco continues to be the teaser that she is Good HJ with some very stimulating Russian.

IS she still advertising on BP? I wouldn't mind seeing her again but haven't seen any ads.

**Wally Wally** · 08-25-15 20:12

I hit this place up last night. Its in san juan capitrano. I have been to it before on and off for years. Last night about 8 pm I trip in to see who is working. SHort kinda red hair korean in a dress comes ot the counter. Ok I will try. I get the surf room. The 4 rooms has wall picture posters on them. Massage was good for her being so short. I had my hands all over her legs then ass. She was soft and didn't make a fuss. She even goggled when I told her she's wonderful. Hahah whatever, so I flip over and I pull her on top of me. She asks what I want. Everything is available but I just wanted her ass to rub on my cock. I had some mex food next door and a few beers so just need some weird sex. She didn't really understand until I showed her and she said no inside. No kidding, when I reached to the front and rubbed a nipple while the other hand was rubbing her snatch all of a sudden she liked it lots. After 3 hours (sounded good) we ended it and I can't figure out if I would go back or not. Tip was 60 and she wanted more. Place is ass slow and they want giant tips to make up for it. Thats what always scares away customers. They never learn.

**Liege 68** · 08-24-15 13:22

Met with Coco again last week. Had not seen her since her old place on NP Blvd.

The new location is in the Aryes Hotel Plaza. Very nice place with plenty of parking space.

Coco continues to be the teaser that she is Good HJ with some very stimulating Russian.

**SlamPoon** · 08-24-15 12:45

Originally Posted by SCJohn [View Original Post]

I equate the quality of service for Hawaii's AMPs to the OC AAMP's. OC AMP's are good for a Blow and Go. At OC AAMP's, they provide a GFE session with DFK and BBBJ. The only thing missing is the TS. You obviously have to make an appointment and go through some screening, but once you do, you're just a phone call away from sessioning with a CYT.

Thanks, SCJ. That's what I thought, and it's great to get confirmation. I recently got an HX account and now will start the process of getting my 2 references. After the Honolulu AMP experience, I can't settle for less any more -- unless, as you say, for a convenient quickie.

**SCJohn** · 08-24-15 11:35

Originally Posted by SlamPoon [View Original Post]

I asked that question directly to one of the girls I saw in Honolulu. She didn't hesitate with her response: it's safer there in terms of LE. It is frustrating that a lot of their talent is plucked right from our shores. (And, oh yes, Dallas. I'm still sporting a huge grin just thinking about her! Fortunately, my SO hasn't noticed...) But maybe we can find that same GFE / PSE talent in our AAMPs.

I totally agree about HT. No idea why our OC AMPs can't reproduce that. Was Golden Day that quality? Actually, I now remember a conversation I had with Pink at HT, formerly Apple of C&C. She also said she felt safer in BP than in GG.

I equate the quality of service for Hawaii's AMPs to the OC AAMP's. OC AMP's are good for a Blow and Go. At OC AAMP's, they provide a GFE session with DFK and BBBJ. The only thing missing is the TS. You obviously have to make an appointment and go through some screening, but once you do, you're just a phone call away from sessioning with a CYT.

**SlamPoon** · 08-24-15 10:34

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

It makes perfect sense that girls, and mamas, would prefer to operate in regions that are more LE lenient. However, what this monger doesn't understand is why the level of service would be so high in Honolulu (and almost as high in BP), versus OC and LA. While I do know that local LE is pretty strict on places with table showers, what's the dif if the girl in a local AMP is providing a BBBJ and DFK or not. If LE is busting a place, it doesn't matter if the provider is using a party hat or not -- the charge of prostitution would remain the same.

Regarding Golden Day: It was a step lower than HT or Honolulu. Great looking girls for the most part, and some who did BBBJ, LFK or DFK, but no TS and, therefore, rimming was rare. But heck, I still miss it.

You've got a good point there. I have no idea why DFK, and to a lesser extent, BBBJ, are so hard to come by here. It seems, though, that even around here that it's only the KAMPs that reliably do BBBJs. So I would say we need more KAMPs!!

**Sticker** · 08-24-15 09:50

Originally Posted by SlamPoon [View Original Post]

I asked that question directly to one of the girls I saw in Honolulu. She didn't hesitate with her response: it's safer there in terms of LE. It is frustrating that a lot of their talent is plucked right from our shores. (And, oh yes, Dallas. I'm still sporting a huge grin just thinking about her! Fortunately, my SO hasn't noticed...) But maybe we can find that same GFE / PSE talent in our AAMPs.

I totally agree about HT. No idea why our OC AMPs can't reproduce that. Was Golden Day that quality? Actually, I now remember a conversation I had with Pink at HT, formerly Apple of C&C. She also said she felt safer in BP than in GG.

It makes perfect sense that girls, and mamas, would prefer to operate in regions that are more LE lenient. However, what this monger doesn't understand is why the level of service would be so high in Honolulu (and almost as high in BP), versus OC and LA. While I do know that local LE is pretty strict on places with table showers, what's the dif if the girl in a local AMP is providing a BBBJ and DFK or not. If LE is busting a place, it doesn't matter if the provider is using a party hat or not -- the charge of prostitution would remain the same.

Regarding Golden Day: It was a step lower than HT or Honolulu. Great looking girls for the most part, and some who did BBBJ, LFK or DFK, but no TS and, therefore, rimming was rare. But heck, I still miss it.

**SlamPoon** · 08-24-15 01:40

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

Right, but what I've yet to figure out is why that kind of service isn't more prevalent in SoCal. As we've learned, a lot of the Honolulu girls travel back and forth between there and NYC, and sometimes even Dallas (wink).

So why not OC, or at least L. A. ? We also know that some of the honeys fly to L. A. To visit "family. " If Baldwin Park can almost approximate the experience, what's so difficult about AMP owners setting up something similar a little closer to the coast? Inquiring minds wish to know.

I asked that question directly to one of the girls I saw in Honolulu. She didn't hesitate with her response: it's safer there in terms of LE. It is frustrating that a lot of their talent is plucked right from our shores. (And, oh yes, Dallas. I'm still sporting a huge grin just thinking about her! Fortunately, my SO hasn't noticed...) But maybe we can find that same GFE / PSE talent in our AAMPs.

I totally agree about HT. No idea why our OC AMPs can't reproduce that. Was Golden Day that quality? Actually, I now remember a conversation I had with Pink at HT, formerly Apple of C&C. She also said she felt safer in BP than in GG.

**Oswalt** · 08-24-15 01:39

My OC weekend adventure continues. Figured I would go back to Lavender for Luna since I've read she not only works Sundays but works late on Sunday. Then reading Sticker's report I know she is there. Except when I get there around 8 - 8:30 same young Asian dude tells me Luna is not working there today.

If she is busy just tell me and I can decide whether to wait or not. Tried to do push someone else on me but I said no and left.

Went over to Fern, walked through the lot, same deal, girls in the doorway yelling to come in. Went to Aroma, paid the 40, went into a room with a young Chinese / Korean girl. After I get comfortable she comes back and starts the menu.

160 for BBBJ, 200 FS. Too rich for my blood. Tell her I have 100. She agreed to something, not even sure what that was. I sat up to get my wallet but changed my mind, said thanks but no thanks, I'll take my 40 back and go.

I didn't come in to negotiate the Iran nuke deal, just wanted a little action. My experience is the more you haggle, the worse the service is. So I am 0 for 2 in GG.

But, another question. Is Fern a SW stroll? Both nights I saw a SW, for all I know it could have been the same one. Either way caught me off guard but she was a SW.