USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

**FunHobby69** · 08-22-15 23:38

Originally Posted by Rudiger [View Original Post]

Not by a long shot. Her ad says she "has the body of a 20 year old, with the experience of a mature woman". If she means a real skinny 20 year old (with a pair of bolt-ons), I suppose it's accurate. But she's got a great personality, and personality goes a long way.

Thought I posted Brandi plus 25 years. Look, lilsexyme has seen better side of mid 40's. Thought I was clear in that. I post this for those on the fence to ensure expectations are met. She will likely be on the highest end (note the est to the word high) of your hobbying. For some, it's a non starter. For those that see past it or are just more mature and can relate, all I can say is this fine lady checked every box on my list. I'm interested in another orlando hobbyist to post a recent experience if for nothing else then a self vector check. FH69.

**Rudiger** · 08-22-15 20:43

Originally Posted by IAmTheOnly1 [View Original Post]

According to her post she is 20. Do you think that she is 20?

Not by a long shot. Her ad says she "has the body of a 20 year old, with the experience of a mature woman". If she means a real skinny 20 year old (with a pair of bolt-ons), I suppose it's accurate. But she's got a great personality, and personality goes a long way.

**IAmTheOnly1** · 08-22-15 20:11

Originally Posted by Rudiger [View Original Post]

Anyone who doesn't mind (or might be looking for) a super-skinny GILF, there's simply no one sweeter than Little Sexy Me. She's a true gem and the nicest I've ever met in either the Cincinnati or Orlando areas.

According to her post she is 20. Do you think that she is 20?

**Rudiger** · 08-22-15 20:03

Anyone who doesn't mind (or might be looking for) a super-skinny GILF, there's simply no one sweeter than Little Sexy Me. She's a true gem and the nicest I've ever met in either the Cincinnati or Orlando areas.

**HomerGP** · 08-22-15 18:26

Originally Posted by GiantOne [View Original Post]

I had the honor of dreaming of this mature spinner about 6 months back. Love her water works show.

I had also dreamed of her a while ago. What a firecracker, it is a very small package, super tight and with big melons that will beat up any of these younger girls. Miss M is really a great provider and you can tell for sure that she enjoys what she does. Very wet dreams with her. Well worth the donation.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...e-See-Me-.html

Be safe,

HomerGP.

**Laope** · 08-22-15 16:44

I finally had the pleasure of meeting Miss Aleena. I got the workout of my life.

Jee willigerz batman. This Argentinian has the energy of the energizer bunny. GFE, PSE, and all of that. Will repeat as soon as I get back in shape. ;O) #sinMayonesa.

**GiantOne** · 08-22-15 15:08

Originally Posted by FunHobby69 [View Original Post]

Was in search of a new muse to assist me in my never ending quest to write the perfect short story. Nothing is perfect but there are occasions when things get pretty close particularly when your expectations are fulfilled with no surprises and or drama. If your looking for some cushion and fresh from the vine, look further. For those who like pliable thin milfs that can contort into every conceivable position, lilsexyme fits the bill. She advertises on the USA adult classified site and posts in orlando when in town so I consider her a variable local. Not pimping her, just proving direction to contact because I cannot figure out how to get a url from the classified site. So, onto some fictional Intel. Excellent communication with 3 minute response time on initial contact. Set up for next day. Hour before I tex and get another immediate response. Was a 20 min delay requested by her due to some room issues. Not a problem an appreciated the heads up. Place was upscale hotel, very clean and safe. Room was very clean. She is definitely girl in pics maybe 2-3 pounds lighter. Very thin, range of Brandi thin plus 25 years and shorter. Greetted me with a big warm hug and some lfk. Chatted a couple minutes for the get to know routine. No LEO done-I got lost in the moment and felt too comfortable as there are several years worth of reviews in various cities on the lady. Also no discussion of mc nuggets. I like that. Proceeded to more standing hugging, dfk, with each exploring the other's good parts. Got into bed and proceeded to recite the alphabet in the following order. Daty, dato, more daty or should I say she face# me. She totally got into it, grabbing my head and singled me when to go hard, when to slow down, when to move down to dato, was like we were both in sync. This lady loves her craft, very enthusiastic and on a quest for multi o's which I graciously accommodated. After several, she returned the favor laying on her back with head off the bed while I stood over her for some serious reverse BBBJ DT with a nice little gesture of free handed style by her with her hands moving between the nut sac, inner thighs, and double grasping of my ass cheeks which I particularly enjoyed while I engaged in some fiv and fia. Them moved to sitting position against headboard for some more DT followed with us both sitting facing each other as she played with herself and the little general ending in a squirting experience over the pateriotic member. Onto my stomach where (ii was asked to be discreet on this) but will be a lifetime memory. Then on went the cover at my request into some nice grinding mish and I then pushed her legs up so her ankles can scratch her ears and provide me the perfect angle for some serious pounding which she took like a trooper except for one stroke which likely hit some internal organ. But recovery was immediate. Finished mish with her legs still back and it was just an short trip south to the Greek isles. Gentleman, this lady loves that type of vacation as I had an amazing view of in and out of her dark side all the while she was self fiv and squirting. Switched to some spooning Greek then into some K9 Greek culminating in a very fulfilling ending by yours truely in lazy doggie Greek. She whispers to me to pump it all out as she can feel each of my contractions and it gets her off. Quality of service right up to the end as I stayed inside for at least a minute as I caught my breath. In summary: as advertised safe no surprises very enthusiastic thin thin MILF providing GFE with a large menu even cheesecake factory would envy with added bonus of all inclusive cruise to the Greek isles. Will repeat. FH69.

I had the honor of dreaming of this mature spinner about 6 months back. Love her water works show.

**FunHobby69** · 08-22-15 14:32

Was in search of a new muse to assist me in my never ending quest to write the perfect short story. Nothing is perfect but there are occasions when things get pretty close particularly when your expectations are fulfilled with no surprises and or drama. If your looking for some cushion and fresh from the vine, look further. For those who like pliable thin milfs that can contort into every conceivable position, lilsexyme fits the bill. She advertises on the USA adult classified site and posts in orlando when in town so I consider her a variable local. Not pimping her, just proving direction to contact because I cannot figure out how to get a url from the classified site. So, onto some fictional Intel. Excellent communication with 3 minute response time on initial contact. Set up for next day. Hour before I tex and get another immediate response. Was a 20 min delay requested by her due to some room issues. Not a problem an appreciated the heads up. Place was upscale hotel, very clean and safe. Room was very clean. She is definitely girl in pics maybe 2-3 pounds lighter. Very thin, range of Brandi thin plus 25 years and shorter. Greetted me with a big warm hug and some lfk. Chatted a couple minutes for the get to know routine. No LEO done-I got lost in the moment and felt too comfortable as there are several years worth of reviews in various cities on the lady. Also no discussion of mc nuggets. I like that. Proceeded to more standing hugging, dfk, with each exploring the other's good parts. Got into bed and proceeded to recite the alphabet in the following order. Daty, dato, more daty or should I say she face# me. She totally got into it, grabbing my head and singled me when to go hard, when to slow down, when to move down to dato, was like we were both in sync. This lady loves her craft, very enthusiastic and on a quest for multi o's which I graciously accommodated. After several, she returned the favor laying on her back with head off the bed while I stood over her for some serious reverse BBBJ DT with a nice little gesture of free handed style by her with her hands moving between the nut sac, inner thighs, and double grasping of my ass cheeks which I particularly enjoyed while I engaged in some fiv and fia. Them moved to sitting position against headboard for some more DT followed with us both sitting facing each other as she played with herself and the little general ending in a squirting experience over the pateriotic member. Onto my stomach where (ii was asked to be discreet on this) but will be a lifetime memory. Then on went the cover at my request into some nice grinding mish and I then pushed her legs up so her ankles can scratch her ears and provide me the perfect angle for some serious pounding which she took like a trooper except for one stroke which likely hit some internal organ. But recovery was immediate. Finished mish with her legs still back and it was just an short trip south to the Greek isles. Gentleman, this lady loves that type of vacation as I had an amazing view of in and out of her dark side all the while she was self fiv and squirting. Switched to some spooning Greek then into some K9 Greek culminating in a very fulfilling ending by yours truely in lazy doggie Greek. She whispers to me to pump it all out as she can feel each of my contractions and it gets her off. Quality of service right up to the end as I stayed inside for at least a minute as I caught my breath. In summary: as advertised safe no surprises very enthusiastic thin thin MILF providing GFE with a large menu even cheesecake factory would envy with added bonus of all inclusive cruise to the Greek isles. Will repeat. FH69.

**Lehmonade** · 08-22-15 08:53

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...an-Treat-.html

Not the same chick. Read my report in BP review section.

**MarinaGfe** · 08-22-15 08:28

Originally Posted by Tyrice24 [View Original Post]

As always I have a great time with her and it's always feels good when I leave there.

You are the best I always remember you, you were one of the first friends I met here and one of the reasons I stayed.

**MarinaGfe** · 08-22-15 08:22

Originally Posted by Laope [View Original Post]

Saw MarinaGfe again yesterday. Lawd, Jeezus. That azzz. That azzzz. LOL.

Every visit seems to get better and better. Feels like I'm talking to an old friend. Had little bit of wine. Danced a little bit of Reggae "Three Little Birds". Had a great time and definitely will repeat.

I really apericate your repeat buisness and you always leave me smiling.

**Jonah1** · 08-21-15 07:07

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

Very nice post Jonah. Thanks for the contact info.

Chris5.

Yea, don't know why someone else hasn't posted it for her.

**JerseyGirl** · 08-21-15 00:55

Originally Posted by DieterBraun [View Original Post]

This off-the-charts sexy MILF has been reviewed here many times before, in fact I'm sure she holds the record for positive reviews on this board, but I still want to give her some much deserved praise. Jersey is my "go to" provider when I'm dealing with Industrial Strength stress. Jersey provides High Milage Industrial Strength relief, Every Time. Where do you even start with a review of JG? Hot, sexy, curvy brunette MILF with a World Class Azzzzz; greets you at the door with a big "I'm glad to see you smile" and a warm hug; provides an unlimited menu, incredible skills, especially oral skills, delivered with enthusiasm, doesn't know the word "no", visits are un-rushed AND, and this is another Big Plus, she provides a clean, safe incall in a safe, easy to reach part of town. She also sets the mood with a sensual, romantic atmosphere, which includes soft lighting and candles. She's a giver; Her total attention and focus is on her date and on providing an extraordinary sensual, stress-relieving experience. And I haven't even scratched the surface of all the reasons Jersey Girl is in a league of her own. She is a true professional courtesan and she takes the professional aspects of the Hobby seriously. Jersey always responds to phone calls and texts promptly, her communication is top notch. She is top-of-the-charts in every aspect of delivering a 5 Star experience for her guest.

The best advice I can give any member of this Board, veteran Senior Member or newbee rookie; If you are seeking an exceptional, stress relieving, no-drama, dream, call Jersey Girl. You will NOT be disappointed.

Dieter.

You always make me smile, you are a true Gentleman, always a pleasure to spend time with. Oh and I just love your creativity, fun, fun, fun. Thank you so much for this wonderful review.

**Tyrice24** · 08-20-15 22:39

As always I have a great time with her and it's always feels good when I leave there.

**Tyrice24** · 08-20-15 22:37

She rock my world and I will never ever forget her. I haven't see her in a while but jersey girl. If you reading know that you are miss. I think I'm going to have to make a trip out there.

Originally Posted by DieterBraun [View Original Post]

This off-the-charts sexy MILF has been reviewed here many times before, in fact I'm sure she holds the record for positive reviews on this board, but I still want to give her some much deserved praise. Jersey is my "go to" provider when I'm dealing with Industrial Strength stress. Jersey provides High Milage Industrial Strength relief, Every Time. Where do you even start with a review of JG? Hot, sexy, curvy brunette MILF with a World Class Azzzzz; greets you at the door with a big "I'm glad to see you smile" and a warm hug; provides an unlimited menu, incredible skills, especially oral skills, delivered with enthusiasm, doesn't know the word "no", visits are un-rushed AND, and this is another Big Plus, she provides a clean, safe incall in a safe, easy to reach part of town. She also sets the mood with a sensual, romantic atmosphere, which includes soft lighting and candles. She's a giver; Her total attention and focus is on her date and on providing an extraordinary sensual, stress-relieving experience. And I haven't even scratched the surface of all the reasons Jersey Girl is in a league of her own. She is a true professional courtesan and she takes the professional aspects of the Hobby seriously. Jersey always responds to phone calls and texts promptly, her communication is top notch. She is top-of-the-charts in every aspect of delivering a 5 Star experience for her guest.

The best advice I can give any member of this Board, veteran Senior Member or newbee rookie; If you are seeking an exceptional, stress relieving, no-drama, dream, call Jersey Girl. You will NOT be disappointed.

Dieter.