Negative Escort Reviews

[MikeTime]

Well it was about 3 am and I had a headache. Scanned the web and came across http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...65-hh/12988833.

Called, had a sexy spanish accent and was close by. Sent a face pic and was decent looking ao I headed that way. I told her I wanted the qv and she said it was same numbers as in the ad. Asked me to pick up cigarettes and raincoats out of her donation. Thought that was pretty cool, was willing to spend her own, so I happily stopped. Arrived at her place right after.

Now she stuck her head out the door when I pulled up and she's fat, not a bbw, nothing beautiful here. Looks like she had on a wig, rolls hanging everywhere. Should of left but the smaller head had all the blood. Gives me a hug and grabs my smaller friend so I rub hers and it was a woman, without the test I wouldn't have been sure and would have left if she didn't let me touch there. Anyway get to the room and she wants me to get naked. I don't as I just had a headache, after a little playing I have her take off her undies, I pull mine off and she starts a bbj. Tooth city, bad technique actually was bothersome. I told her to stop and just let me take a swim. She said ok, now she's agreeable the whole time no issues. 4 or 5 mkns in she is like stop let me get a sponge, I have on a raincoat so I'm confused but she said stop so I did. She grabs the donation opens the door, 1 min later a small white guy and a tall black guy open the door and say you have to go. Now I'm not a monster killer but I KNOW I couldve taken them both and or got my gun from the car but for 30 coins I out my shorts on and get ready to leave. Funny is that guess who walk around the corner as well.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ve-it/13127529

Her doubles partner, she looked high as hell and I'm 99% sure if I wouldve called her she would have tried the same.

As I'm driving I get a text saying "when a woman says no she means no" from the fatty. I guess she was trying to cover herself or I don't know, but I let her know she got what she wanted and no one forced anything on or in her and ended contact.

In summary, LOL avoid these 2 unless you see them walking and no money upfront if you want to take the chance.

[GiantOne]

I have been doing this for 20 plus years and the consistency I have found is that none of these girls have any business acumen at all. I wrote a bad review of a highly reviewed provider once and she blamed the whole thing on me. The blame the customer approach rarely works in the real world so I imagine it doesn't work here either. What I need is a nice looking girl who understands the value of repeat business. The beauty of orlando that is lost on these girls is it is a very target rich environment so there is lots of competition, got to love Florida the hot girl with no self esteem capital of the world.

Couldn't agree with you more. Can you imagine a world where ncns's are a thing in the past? Customer service people. Consistency, that's what we need. Maybe some day they'll catch on. I guess now we're talking about inception. A dream within a dream. Anyway, I wrote a negative review about a reputable provider that ncns on me, and now she won't see me. Which is fine by me. I don't care who you are, if you waste my time it will be noted. If I piss people off so be it. I'm one of the nicest people in the world and I conduct myself in a courteous and professional manner from 1st contact. And that's all I have to say about that.

[Chris5]

I have been doing this for 20 plus years and the consistency I have found is that none of these girls have any business acumen at all. I wrote a bad review of a highly reviewed provider once and she blamed the whole thing on me. The blame the customer approach rarely works in the real world so I imagine it doesn't work here either. What I need is a nice looking girl who understands the value of repeat business. The beauty of orlando that is lost on these girls is it is a very target rich environment so there is lots of competition, got to love Florida the hot girl with no self esteem capital of the world.

Loved reading your post. I could not have said it better myself.

Chris5.

[TeenLover]

I enjoyed reading this post. Unfortunately I feel for you as you wasted good valuable time out of your schedule that you will never get back. You say you hate to write a negative review on anyone but sometimes this is exactly the type of post that's needs to be posted regardless of who and how well a provider may be viewed. You are absolutely correct by saying you can help other mongers save there valuable time. I always have a backup plan. My hobby phone is full of what I call stand by girl's. I personally keep BP open on my phone all day. If one does a NCNS your cell is your best friend. USAG classifieds are another excellent choice for a last minute appointment. I never take it personal if a girl goes cricket on me. I simply whip out my cell and call another girl. AND I let the no show girl know I'm calling another girl. Thanks for your report.

Chris5.

I have been doing this for 20 plus years and the consistency I have found is that none of these girls have any business acumen at all. I wrote a bad review of a highly reviewed provider once and she blamed the whole thing on me. The blame the customer approach rarely works in the real world so I imagine it doesn't work here either. What I need is a nice looking girl who understands the value of repeat business. The beauty of orlando that is lost on these girls is it is a very target rich environment so there is lots of competition, got to love Florida the hot girl with no self esteem capital of the world.

[Cycling]

A few weeks ago I set up an appointment with Ginger, confirmed with her again the evening before and she sent her address / location specifics to me. The next morning I did my usual routine for a date. Grooming, cover story, getting someone to cover for me at work, pull out some mario coins etc. What I failed to do because of all the good reviews is set up a back-up plan. Newbies, always have a back-up plan. Anyways I drive about half-way there and pull over and text. Radio Silence. I tried to call and nothing. Waited a half hour and nothing. I reached out to a member here who knows her well and he said her phone was out of minutes. Three hours later I get a text that says "I overslept" and "I'll make it up to you in an extended date". So who knows what really happened.

Now I understand that things happen and I really am a relaxed guy so I figure. OK, that's fucked up to waste my time, but shit happens. I PM'd her here and she said to text her later that day, which I did. Same deal as before, radio silence as I watched my window of play disappear. Fuck work BTW on some days LOL. I put her in the Do Not See Column. But again looked at the reviews and thought it could be just bad luck so I'll try again. PM'd her here again with my number, explained who I was and that I was willing to see her if she had time and to text me when she could / when times were better for her. A week and a half later and still nothing.

I hate to write negative reviews. They don't help me or the girl but maybe I can save someone else a little time. My last negative reviews (before a sabbatical here and re-joining) were about Savannah who was videotaping guys and had people watching and recording people from the room adjacent to hers and Snowflake who would run you all the over the place and then disappear (guys who have been here forever remember her). Regardless of my time, as a decent human being, I still hope that she is doing well and that nothing is wrong. Just a heads up that she may be starting a spiral as this is how it normally begins.

Sorry to hear that. I guess that is the price to pay to be in this hobby; hit or miss. I had 6 ncns in Orlando and 3 successful connections and I had to drive all the way from Brevard. Some of these very popular sp's are too big for their britches and I will not grovel nor demean myself trying to see them.

[Chris5]

A few weeks ago I set up an appointment with Ginger, confirmed with her again the evening before and she sent her address / location specifics to me. The next morning I did my usual routine for a date. Grooming, cover story, getting someone to cover for me at work, pull out some mario coins etc. What I failed to do because of all the good reviews is set up a back-up plan. Newbies, always have a back-up plan. Anyways I drive about half-way there and pull over and text. Radio Silence. I tried to call and nothing. Waited a half hour and nothing. I reached out to a member here who knows her well and he said her phone was out of minutes. Three hours later I get a text that says "I overslept" and "I'll make it up to you in an extended date". So who knows what really happened.

Now I understand that things happen and I really am a relaxed guy so I figure. OK, that's fucked up to waste my time, but shit happens. I PM'd her here and she said to text her later that day, which I did. Same deal as before, radio silence as I watched my window of play disappear. Fuck work BTW on some days LOL. I put her in the Do Not See Column. But again looked at the reviews and thought it could be just bad luck so I'll try again. PM'd her here again with my number, explained who I was and that I was willing to see her if she had time and to text me when she could / when times were better for her. A week and a half later and still nothing.

I hate to write negative reviews. They don't help me or the girl but maybe I can save someone else a little time. My last negative reviews (before a sabbatical here and re-joining) were about Savannah who was videotaping guys and had people watching and recording people from the room adjacent to hers and Snowflake who would run you all the over the place and then disappear (guys who have been here forever remember her). Regardless of my time, as a decent human being, I still hope that she is doing well and that nothing is wrong. Just a heads up that she may be starting a spiral as this is how it normally begins.

I enjoyed reading this post. Unfortunately I feel for you as you wasted good valuable time out of your schedule that you will never get back. You say you hate to write a negative review on anyone but sometimes this is exactly the type of post that's needs to be posted regardless of who and how well a provider may be viewed. You are absolutely correct by saying you can help other mongers save there valuable time. I always have a backup plan. My hobby phone is full of what I call stand by girl's. I personally keep BP open on my phone all day. If one does a NCNS your cell is your best friend. USAG classifieds are another excellent choice for a last minute appointment. I never take it personal if a girl goes cricket on me. I simply whip out my cell and call another girl. AND I let the no show girl know I'm calling another girl. Thanks for your report.

Chris5.

[BuckBundy]

A few weeks ago I set up an appointment with Ginger, confirmed with her again the evening before and she sent her address / location specifics to me. The next morning I did my usual routine for a date. Grooming, cover story, getting someone to cover for me at work, pull out some mario coins etc. What I failed to do because of all the good reviews is set up a back-up plan. Newbies, always have a back-up plan. Anyways I drive about half-way there and pull over and text. Radio Silence. I tried to call and nothing. Waited a half hour and nothing. I reached out to a member here who knows her well and he said her phone was out of minutes. Three hours later I get a text that says "I overslept" and "I'll make it up to you in an extended date". So who knows what really happened.

Now I understand that things happen and I really am a relaxed guy so I figure. OK, that's fucked up to waste my time, but shit happens. I PM'd her here and she said to text her later that day, which I did. Same deal as before, radio silence as I watched my window of play disappear. Fuck work BTW on some days LOL. I put her in the Do Not See Column. But again looked at the reviews and thought it could be just bad luck so I'll try again. PM'd her here again with my number, explained who I was and that I was willing to see her if she had time and to text me when she could / when times were better for her. A week and a half later and still nothing.

I hate to write negative reviews. They don't help me or the girl but maybe I can save someone else a little time. My last negative reviews (before a sabbatical here and re-joining) were about Savannah who was videotaping guys and had people watching and recording people from the room adjacent to hers and Snowflake who would run you all the over the place and then disappear (guys who have been here forever remember her). Regardless of my time, as a decent human being, I still hope that she is doing well and that nothing is wrong. Just a heads up that she may be starting a spiral as this is how it normally begins.

[Japonte]

Link I had for mary jane went bad here's one more with posted pics. http://backpage-escorts.net/Ad/Details/1837850.

Avoid.

This biatch is bad news. She's from Miami, where I'm from and was a FB acquaintance til I called her out on her BS. I was just perusing the pictures and came across her photos, instantly recognized her. She has a kid, but doesn't know who the father is. While preggo, this biatch could be found around government center in downtown Miami loitering with a few low-lives a couple of them actually even got into a crazy fight over who had knocker her up *(there are at least 4-5 guys I know who claim to be her baby-daddy and she has them running circles for her giving her cash for the baby, food, etc).

She is good looking, beautiful eyes, nice body, *(does she still have that stupid good tooth?) but batshit crazy and always high- usually on Mary Jane hence her working name and various tattoos, (huge leafs on tits), but I know she also takes pills and God knows what else.

Sorry to hear you had a bad experience, but know you aren't the only one she's pulled this on.

Should you need more info, feel free to PM.

Stay safe gents.

[Dieter Braun]

Sorry you had a bad experience, but thanks for the great, informative, entertaining report.

Dieter.

Hey guys I guess this just isn't my week!

So yesterday I originally tried to dream of Marina GFE, but I was on a time crunch and are schedules just didn't line up. Oh well hope fully next time!

So needing to take care of my latin itch on short notice I texted Mary Jane from which I've had my eye on her ad for a couple of days. Notice she was in the 192 area which was on my way home figured this would be a perfect opportunity. She responded to texting fairly promptly gave me hotel name right away, I knew exactly where that was and headed that way, I end up beating her to the hotel, she texted back said she was a few minutes out but went ahead and gave me the room number. So I pulled around and found the room and parked a few spaces down. She finally gets there and is dropped off by her black pimp / boyfriend and he drives off, she gets to the door and then I hop out and meet her at the door as she gets it open. So things at this point are looking good she is the one in the pics and looks even better in person, like super fine with these big tits and nice ass, so I'm thinking I hit the jackpot! NOPE wrong every thing went down hill from there, first she was clearly on something her speech was slurred and she kept forgetting things, she already said, just repeating her self and was having a little trouble standing up, I should have bailed but I have had good look with providers in the past that where under the influence of something and the little head was talking, I just had to see those tits. So we get in the room and she just turns into a total ***** she says "money up front", so I place donation on end table then she's like "is it all there" and I'm like yes of course it "well let me see" so she counts it and places it back on the table, she hands me a condom and says "put it on" and she gets up to use the bathroom so I'm like well I guess a BBBJ is out of the question, so she comes back and takes her dress off and Damn! Did she look good naked I could see she had a little bit of post baby wieght on her stomach but no stretch marks and she still looked good. So she comes over to the bed and is like "you got that condom on yet!" so I get my self hard place it on and she lays back and spreads her legs, so I ask her for BJ she says she dosnt do that, so I'm like OK WTF so I start fucking her in mish and she's just laying there not moving making these little fake weak ass moans, so I start to suck on her nipples and low and behold they are filled to them brim with MILK, so ass I'm fucking her and sucking as much milk out as I can she grabs her phone and starts texting and then begins to tell me I only have three minutes left, and I'm like NO we agreed on half hour that's what I paid and then she's like "No just quick visit I only do quick visits for first time, ill hook you back up next time" I was like whatever there's not going to be a next time so at that point I was pretty much over her, I asked could I at least cum on your tits of course that was a NO can I cum on your stomach that was a NO, I said fuck it got my self off cleaned up and got dressed. So while I'm putting on my shoes she like make sure you save my number and come see me again, I just rolled my eyes and said nothing. Now normally I would ask for some of the money back since she didn't do the half hour that was agreed, but I could tell the state she was in, it would have escalated in to something more, with more drama and cops being called so I took my loses and bounced.

By far one of the worst dreams I've ever had, the damage was supposed to be $ for half hour but ended up being $ for 15 minutes if even that.

If this Girl actually gave a shit about what she did, should could be a super star cause she has a vary nice body and face, but her nasty attitude, Rushing, and lack of service puts her all the way to the bottom! I do not recommend, I will not be seeing again, I would have had more satisfaction giving my donation to homeless guy than to her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-now/12578908

TA.

[SuperToro99]

Hey guys I guess this just isn't my week!

So yesterday I originally tried to dream of Marina GFE, but I was on a time crunch and are schedules just didn't line up. Oh well hope fully next time!

So needing to take care of my latin itch on short notice I texted Mary Jane from which I've had my eye on her ad for a couple of days. Notice she was in the 192 area which was on my way home figured this would be a perfect opportunity. She responded to texting fairly promptly gave me hotel name right away, I knew exactly where that was and headed that way, I end up beating her to the hotel, she texted back said she was a few minutes out but went ahead and gave me the room number. So I pulled around and found the room and parked a few spaces down. She finally gets there and is dropped off by her black pimp / boyfriend and he drives off, she gets to the door and then I hop out and meet her at the door as she gets it open. So things at this point are looking good she is the one in the pics and looks even better in person, like super fine with these big tits and nice ass, so I'm thinking I hit the jackpot! NOPE wrong every thing went down hill from there, first she was clearly on something her speech was slurred and she kept forgetting things, she already said, just repeating her self and was having a little trouble standing up, I should have bailed but I have had good look with providers in the past that where under the influence of something and the little head was talking, I just had to see those tits. So we get in the room and she just turns into a total ***** she says "money up front", so I place donation on end table then she's like "is it all there" and I'm like yes of course it "well let me see" so she counts it and places it back on the table, she hands me a condom and says "put it on" and she gets up to use the bathroom so I'm like well I guess a BBBJ is out of the question, so she comes back and takes her dress off and Damn! Did she look good naked I could see she had a little bit of post baby wieght on her stomach but no stretch marks and she still looked good. So she comes over to the bed and is like "you got that condom on yet!" so I get my self hard place it on and she lays back and spreads her legs, so I ask her for BJ she says she dosnt do that, so I'm like OK WTF so I start fucking her in mish and she's just laying there not moving making these little fake weak ass moans, so I start to suck on her nipples and low and behold they are filled to them brim with MILK, so ass I'm fucking her and sucking as much milk out as I can she grabs her phone and starts texting and then begins to tell me I only have three minutes left, and I'm like NO we agreed on half hour that's what I paid and then she's like "No just quick visit I only do quick visits for first time, ill hook you back up next time" I was like whatever there's not going to be a next time so at that point I was pretty much over her, I asked could I at least cum on your tits of course that was a NO can I cum on your stomach that was a NO, I said fuck it got my self off cleaned up and got dressed. So while I'm putting on my shoes she like make sure you save my number and come see me again, I just rolled my eyes and said nothing. Now normally I would ask for some of the money back since she didn't do the half hour that was agreed, but I could tell the state she was in, it would have escalated in to something more, with more drama and cops being called so I took my loses and bounced.

By far one of the worst dreams I've ever had, the damage was supposed to be $ for half hour but ended up being $ for 15 minutes if even that.

If this Girl actually gave a shit about what she did, should could be a super star cause she has a vary nice body and face, but her nasty attitude, Rushing, and lack of service puts her all the way to the bottom! I do not recommend, I will not be seeing again, I would have had more satisfaction giving my donation to homeless guy than to her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-now/12578908

TA.

You are way nicer than I am. For that $, there should have been a lot more than what you got. Great job on the report as I was thinking of making contact. But for that rate, I much rather see other top rated providers. Good luck in future dates.

ST99.

[Transamgcs]

Link I had for mary jane went bad here's one more with posted pics. http://backpage-escorts.net/Ad/Details/1837850.

Avoid.

[Transamgcs]

Here is a working link to Mary Jane, that I wrote a report about earlier, thanks Originalsin for the link find.

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orla...-0936/1/255663

TA.

[Transamgcs]

Hey guys I guess this just isn't my week!

So yesterday I originally tried to dream of Marina GFE, but I was on a time crunch and are schedules just didn't line up. Oh well hope fully next time!

So needing to take care of my latin itch on short notice I texted Mary Jane from which I've had my eye on her ad for a couple of days. Notice she was in the 192 area which was on my way home figured this would be a perfect opportunity. She responded to texting fairly promptly gave me hotel name right away, I knew exactly where that was and headed that way, I end up beating her to the hotel, she texted back said she was a few minutes out but went ahead and gave me the room number. So I pulled around and found the room and parked a few spaces down. She finally gets there and is dropped off by her black pimp / boyfriend and he drives off, she gets to the door and then I hop out and meet her at the door as she gets it open. So things at this point are looking good she is the one in the pics and looks even better in person, like super fine with these big tits and nice ass, so I'm thinking I hit the jackpot! NOPE wrong every thing went down hill from there, first she was clearly on something her speech was slurred and she kept forgetting things, she already said, just repeating her self and was having a little trouble standing up, I should have bailed but I have had good look with providers in the past that where under the influence of something and the little head was talking, I just had to see those tits. So we get in the room and she just turns into a total ***** she says "money up front", so I place donation on end table then she's like "is it all there" and I'm like yes of course it "well let me see" so she counts it and places it back on the table, she hands me a condom and says "put it on" and she gets up to use the bathroom so I'm like well I guess a BBBJ is out of the question, so she comes back and takes her dress off and Damn! Did she look good naked I could see she had a little bit of post baby wieght on her stomach but no stretch marks and she still looked good. So she comes over to the bed and is like "you got that condom on yet!" so I get my self hard place it on and she lays back and spreads her legs, so I ask her for BJ she says she dosnt do that, so I'm like OK WTF so I start fucking her in mish and she's just laying there not moving making these little fake weak ass moans, so I start to suck on her nipples and low and behold they are filled to them brim with MILK, so ass I'm fucking her and sucking as much milk out as I can she grabs her phone and starts texting and then begins to tell me I only have three minutes left, and I'm like NO we agreed on half hour that's what I paid and then she's like "No just quick visit I only do quick visits for first time, ill hook you back up next time" I was like whatever there's not going to be a next time so at that point I was pretty much over her, I asked could I at least cum on your tits of course that was a NO can I cum on your stomach that was a NO, I said fuck it got my self off cleaned up and got dressed. So while I'm putting on my shoes she like make sure you save my number and come see me again, I just rolled my eyes and said nothing. Now normally I would ask for some of the money back since she didn't do the half hour that was agreed, but I could tell the state she was in, it would have escalated in to something more, with more drama and cops being called so I took my loses and bounced.

By far one of the worst dreams I've ever had, the damage was supposed to be $ for half hour but ended up being $ for 15 minutes if even that.

If this Girl actually gave a shit about what she did, should could be a super star cause she has a vary nice body and face, but her nasty attitude, Rushing, and lack of service puts her all the way to the bottom! I do not recommend, I will not be seeing again, I would have had more satisfaction giving my donation to homeless guy than to her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-now/12578908

TA.

[JMill50]

Was looking on streetwalker report clacona / lee road area. Seen review about ashalay meet up with her and she's very nice and nice looking wasn't a bad experience but when I got back to my car it had been broken into maybe my luck was bad or has anyone else experienced any bad luck around her. She now post on BP daily usually when she's running a fever if you know I mean.

[JasonSeanMd]

Texted with both of them and things got weird. A lot of up charges and then it turns out there is a pimp involved. He threatened to turn me over to the DEA. Really?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...eauty/12915098

407-473-0931.

The second one. The first one says she does two girl sessions with her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...eauty/12679381

(407) 222-0744.

Lexi.

I agree. The first lady, in my dream, gave me a wrong address and I suddenly started suspect but I took my chance still to go and see. Then, she gave me a wrong room number, and then she corrected it via text. Since I already suspected, what I have done is that I texted her saying that I am leaving. Then the joy started. She texted again (because I was not responding her calls), saying that please do not go, come to that room, she is waiting and blah blah blah. I said I am in the lobby but I was not. I was watching the corridor that she said she is there. In the opposite room, there were two guys (pimps), and two more girls, and they were changing the rooms again and again, and preparing things. It was most probably a game and waiting for rip-off.

Anyways. Stay safe and be clean. By the way, I am new in this webpage but I like it so far, because it taught me how to be safe (even though in my dreams) and how to get rid of those dangerous dreams.