Massage Parlor Reports

[Head First]

OH BY THE WAY this is my first post as a senior... YEAHHHH BOYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ... I feel so grown up now.

Welcome To The Club!

A small piece of advice. It's alright to feel grown up but don't actually ever actually do it. Way over rated. Much more fun to stay young. LOL.

[IlDiavolo]

If everyone thought like that and posted cryptic reports on location or if you left satisfied this board would be freakin' useless. I'm not ranting on Bob, but just in general with these type of posts which others have done as well. I started out like others before this board existed in the pre-interent stone age era and it was awful. This board is great for info. It has helped me find some great places to go to when I read it. I try to return the favor by posting informative reports to help others. I think it's fair. I mean most of these places aren't on dirt roads in the middle of nowhere, they're on major streets which are driven by every day. I am sure the powers that be are aware of them. If they want to shut them down- they'll shut them down regardless of what is or isn't written here. If most of the guys are thinking of posting like that- do us a favor save yourself time- don't clutter up the forum- don't post. That way we can read the posts which are actually helpful. That's my opinion. I've never started seeing so many of these lousy cryptic posts until recently- unreal.

When I first joined these boards I posted my reviews in a cryptic way that I thought was "hint laden" enough for mongers to figure out, but didn't make things so obvious for LEO. That was a stupid idea, and Kellster explained why very well (and was nice about it). I appreciate the reports that make it easier for me so. Duh. I need to create reports that make it easier for you all.

I like Bob's point that if the place is publicly advertising, it's not like they're trying to hide, so no reason not to post links, addresses, etc. Any cop with 1/2 a brain can access this page and every other one they want to access, if they want it it's here for the taking along with a bajillion other places on the Interwebs. Just protect the individuals and providers that are obviously UTR and wish to remain so.

OH BY THE WAY this is my first post as a senior... YEAHHHH BOYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ... I feel so grown up now.

[Tank Rodwell]

I recently had a fun experience at an AMP on milwaukee by Fullerton. Pm for details or if you've been there recently let's compare notes. Haha.

[Gopher88]

Our friend Vivian from Sienna's, Them Ashland Ave, Then Yung Ping.

She Asked me to let every one know where she is.

She's at Macau Spa South Wentworth.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5143917876.html

[Bob521]

I guess, my rule of thumb is I disclose places that advertise or have visible retail locations. No reason to be cryptic if the place is trying to publicize their existence. But I would not publicly "out" a specific massage therapist. I might talk about the place as worth visiting, maybe mention the tip I left, as a guideline to the level of service. I spend a fair amount of time in legit places getting extra service from legit providers. That's my personal preference. So obviously, I will not talk about those people. But the places that usually offer extras, I will describe without naming names. Most of the time, I PM about those Names. I mean why would I want to bring harm or LEO to people that were nice to me? Bob.

If everyone thought like that and posted cryptic reports on location or if you left satisfied this board would be freakin' useless. I'm not ranting on Bob, but just in general with these type of posts which others have done as well. I started out like others before this board existed in the pre-interent stone age era and it was awful. This board is great for info. It has helped me find some great places to go to when I read it. I try to return the favor by posting informative reports to help others. I think it's fair. I mean most of these places aren't on dirt roads in the middle of nowhere, they're on major streets which are driven by every day. I am sure the powers that be are aware of them. If they want to shut them down- they'll shut them down regardless of what is or isn't written here. If most of the guys are thinking of posting like that- do us a favor save yourself time- don't clutter up the forum- don't post. That way we can read the posts which are actually helpful. That's my opinion. I've never started seeing so many of these lousy cryptic posts until recently- unreal.

[Kellster]

I understand the frustration and I understand the discretion. Personally, I also lean towards sharing less.

If I want to share details of acts, I am more likely to be cryptic on location.

If I want to share that a place is still providing services that have been stated on the board prior, I share the name and stay cryptic on services.

I am not saying my way is right, just kind of sharing my thought process.

If everyone thought like that and posted cryptic reports on location or if you left satisfied this board would be freakin' useless. I'm not ranting on Bob, but just in general with these type of posts which others have done as well. I started out like others before this board existed in the pre-interent stone age era and it was awful. This board is great for info. It has helped me find some great places to go to when I read it. I try to return the favor by posting informative reports to help others. I think it's fair. I mean most of these places aren't on dirt roads in the middle of nowhere, they're on major streets which are driven by every day. I am sure the powers that be are aware of them. If they want to shut them down- they'll shut them down regardless of what is or isn't written here. If most of the guys are thinking of posting like that- do us a favor save yourself time- don't clutter up the forum- don't post. That way we can read the posts which are actually helpful. That's my opinion. I've never started seeing so many of these lousy cryptic posts until recently- unreal.

[FrankyCando]

There are a couple AMPs on i94 just past the 294 exchange. I used to travel to Detroit years ago. Walk in to this one place. Woman takes me to the room and undresses me, pulls up her skirt and says fucky me! So I did. Franky, if you go back to Detroit, be sure to visit the strip clubs, FS and BJ available at most of them. There are about 100 of them in the metro area. Read the Detroit thread for the low-down. Bob.

Thanks I will keep that in mind if I ever spend some more time up in Detroit.
My Detroit visit was a short 45 minute funeral visitation and back on the road home again.

[HomeSlice]

Can someone please confirm that:

http://www.tantrabutterfly.com/contact.html is not the same as http://chicagotantramassage.******.com/.

[Chiburbs112]

Seriously, why did you even post that message if you're not going to mention the place? This is a massage review forum. Even though I'm a senior member I just don't see the point if you're not going to say where it was- that's kind of an important detail to leave out because it doesn't help anybody. It's probably best not to post anything in that case. Just a pet peeve of mind when we get these cryptic messages. Just my opinion though.

The buzzer, young girls, BJ, NW subs, and the fact that it has been reviewed well before. The place on Dundee is $80. The place on 83 is $70. I really can see both sides of the debate. I personally would lean toward discretion, and share with seniors. But it is frustrating, when you have no idea which place is being hinted about. Bob.

Is it just me or is this obviously exercise in Algonquin? No way it is pinetree as that is southwest suburbs and they have never had a Ramadan in her 30's.

[HomeSlice]

I personally would lean toward discretion, and share with seniors. But it is frustrating, when you have no idea which place is being hinted about. Bob.

I understand the frustration and I understand the discretion. Personally, I also lean towards sharing less.

If I want to share details of acts, I am more likely to be cryptic on location.

If I want to share that a place is still providing services that have been stated on the board prior, I share the name and stay cryptic on services.

I am not saying my way is right, just kind of sharing my thought process.

[Kellster]

The buzzer, young girls, BJ, NW subs, and the fact that it has been reviewed well before. The place on Dundee is $80. The place on 83 is $70. I really can see both sides of the debate. I personally would lean toward discretion, and share with seniors. But it is frustrating, when you have no idea which place is being hinted about. Bob.

That's not the point. My point is if you're going to do a review do it right. List where it was at, how the gal looked, was she thin or overweight, was the massage good quality or was it lousy, were you satisfied at the end or not? I mean it's the same as if you posted a review about a hotel in Vegas or a restaurant you visited. If you're not comfortable posting it then don't post it. No one is forcing you to post it. To make matters worse this was listed in the General Massage forum in the Chicago area- not even one of the more specific locations which is even more difficult and frustrating. All right end of rant. As you were.

[ZzTopSterZz]

For the most part I have moved on past the AMP's in search of Euro or North Anerican therapists, but a few days ago I had some extra time before the evening commute and paid a visit to Green Spa in the loop for a rather predictable yet enjoyable session: table shower with attention to detail (twig and berries as they say) to establish mutual interest, a good but not great massage with some flirting and rubbing against my hands, and she got right to business on the flip with a little topless time at my urging. There was no discussion of money although she did ask me to "take care of her". Total cost =house fee for an hour plus $40 tip.

My therapist that day was "Honey" but she may well have another name today or tomorrow. She was a bit on the chunky side and mid-30's in age, but she was attractive enough for a random visit. On the way out I saw a younger and thinner lady, and an older but very attractive lady (mamasan?) came in just as I was leaving but I did not get their names.

[Bob521]

There are a couple AMPs on i94 just past the 294 exchange. I used to travel to Detroit years ago. Walk in to this one place. Woman takes me to the room and undresses me, pulls up her skirt and says fucky me! So I did. Franky, if you go back to Detroit, be sure to visit the strip clubs, FS and BJ available at most of them. There are about 100 of them in the metro area. Read the Detroit thread for the low-down. Bob.

Driving back from Detroit a few days ago and a few hundred miles before Chicago somewhere in Michigan.
I see a billboard on 94 barely visible bcs it was covered with shrub / weeds "Oriental Massage exit 145 ".
I said why not.A few blocks off the exit on 94.
Looked like a fricken dilapidated barn. I said to myslef WTF (out-loud).
I was curious so rang the bell and door opens. Super un-sexy skinny 50 year old Chinese opens the door.
How much for massage. She says. 6 I said what the heck I'm here.
She leads me to a room. Fricken ceiling about to fall, smelly, holes in the walls covered in duct tape.
And cardboard. I told her I wasn't comfortable here and changed my mind wanted to leave.
She begged me to stay and told me I was first customer in 2 days. She made me feel bad for her.
I told her I was not laying down. I told her I would give her. 4 for only he / HJ in the hallway.
She agreed. Deed was done back on the road.

There was complete extra but not with her or at this dump of a place.

[Bob521]

The buzzer, young girls, BJ, NW subs, and the fact that it has been reviewed well before. The place on Dundee is $80. The place on 83 is $70. I really can see both sides of the debate. I personally would lean toward discretion, and share with seniors. But it is frustrating, when you have no idea which place is being hinted about. Bob.

Seriously, why did you even post that message if you're not going to mention the place? This is a massage review forum. Even though I'm a senior member I just don't see the point if you're not going to say where it was- that's kind of an important detail to leave out because it doesn't help anybody. It's probably best not to post anything in that case. Just a pet peeve of mind when we get these cryptic messages. Just my opinion though.

[Kellster]

Hit the jackpot yesterday. I had never tried an AMP but love the Asian Aptms. Decided to go to a place in the NW burbs that is well mentioned on here. You walk in and there is a door with a buzzer, clue # 1 this might be good. Was led down the hall by an attractive 30-something Asian woman who asked for the door fee of. 7 for the hour. I paid and got undressed at her request. She left and another young, super hot girl returned. So, massage starts which is fine but her hip are on my back grooving to the music and as she moves down, has no problem moving the towel to massage my ass. Fingers are definitely making contact. Then she starts the soft teasing and lets me feel her ass. She asks me to flip which I do, without towel and she asks if I've been there before and who I've seen. I told her it had been a few months and I saw Coco. Since these girls move in and out so fast, she had no way of knowing that I made that up. Then she asked what I want. I don't even answer and she gives me a price. I tell her I only brought $. 6 total and paid. 7 already. She says no, $. 2. I apologize and shrug my shoulders to which she say, OK, but next time it's $. 2 extra. She then gives me a wonderful tongue bath all over before going to CBJ. Then, she gets on top and rides my before we flip into mish for the finish. A great time. Said her name was Naga or something like that. Super pretty and tight body. I'll definitely return but won't take any extra cash. You figure, once they have that time invested in you, to have you walk out without leaving a tip for extras is worse for them than to cut their usual fee.

Seniors, PM for the place.

Seriously, why did you even post that message if you're not going to mention the place? This is a massage review forum. Even though I'm a senior member I just don't see the point if you're not going to say where it was- that's kind of an important detail to leave out because it doesn't help anybody. It's probably best not to post anything in that case. Just a pet peeve of mind when we get these cryptic messages. Just my opinion though.