Massage Parlor Reports

**LongDStyle** · 07-22-15 18:52

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

Pictures?? I didn't think of it, next time.

Or on 2nd thought no bcs you guys would of got together and banned me for walking into the Chinese version of Psycho / welcome to Bates massage.

Ahahhaahhahah.

I was under the impression body rubs (non-therapeutic massages) wasn't a legit type of service anyway.

**FrankyCando** · 07-22-15 18:10

Originally Posted by Lebruno [View Original Post]

LOL. This is a funny field report. Hats off to you for trying out this "out of the world" massage place! Hope you had some pics to go with the story.

Pictures?? I didn't think of it, next time.

Or on 2nd thought no bcs you guys would of got together and banned me for walking into the Chinese version of Psycho / welcome to Bates massage.

Ahahhaahhahah.

**Pura Vida** · 07-22-15 13:28

I thought I would try the new location. They have a deal going at. 45 for the hour. Nice clean location, the massage room has walls that do not go all the way up with only a curtain for privacy. Everything can be heard. It's a bit awkward. I received a good rub from a very unattractive provider. She insisted I leave happy for the standard tip. All in all it was a good rub. If I need a good rub, I may return.

**Angai** · 07-22-15 12:40

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-3146/27684936

Had a dream about this place last night. I was thinking to try out a nuru massage and who better to get one from than a Japanese girl since it is the nuru gel's birthplace after all. At worse I expected a Korean, instead I dreamt of a Chinese girl who conveniently knew when to say she could not speak English. At any rate there is no nuru to be found here nor the more obvious no girl from the photos. There is like a secret door you enter in and it will not open until someone in a car stops to decide you are not uncle LEO for about 3 minutes, not before. I have no intention of having this dream again, because it falls into a bit of a nightmare genre for me. I need to dream of my regulars again to erase the memory.

Stay safe gentlemen.

**GotMilf** · 07-22-15 09:52

Originally Posted by WhiteNight55 [View Original Post]

Has anybody been to China Massage in Mt Prospect was thinking of checking it out.

Don't bother. Check out Yun in Mt. Prospect instead.

**Lebruno** · 07-21-15 23:19

LOL. This is a funny field report. Hats off to you for trying out this "out of the world" massage place! Hope you had some pics to go with the story.

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

Driving back from Detroit a few days ago and a few hundred miles before Chicago somewhere in Michigan.
I see a billboard on 94 barely visible bcs it was covered with shrub / weeds "Oriental Massage exit 145 ".
I said why not.A few blocks off the exit on 94.
Looked like a fricken dilapidated barn. I said to myslef WTF (out-loud).
I was curious so rang the bell and door opens. Super un-sexy skinny 50 year old Chinese opens the door.
How much for massage. She says. 6 I said what the heck I'm here.
She leads me to a room. Fricken ceiling about to fall, smelly, holes in the walls covered in duct tape.
And cardboard. I told her I wasn't comfortable here and changed my mind wanted to leave.
She begged me to stay and told me I was first customer in 2 days. She made me feel bad for her.
I told her I was not laying down. I told her I would give her. 4 for only he / HJ in the hallway.
She agreed. Deed was done back on the road.

There was complete extra but not with her or at this dump of a place.

**FrankyCando** · 07-21-15 18:04

Driving back from Detroit a few days ago and a few hundred miles before Chicago somewhere in Michigan.
I see a billboard on 94 barely visible bcs it was covered with shrub / weeds "Oriental Massage exit 145 ".
I said why not.A few blocks off the exit on 94.
Looked like a fricken dilapidated barn. I said to myslef WTF (out-loud).
I was curious so rang the bell and door opens. Super un-sexy skinny 50 year old Chinese opens the door.
How much for massage. She says. 6 I said what the heck I'm here.
She leads me to a room. Fricken ceiling about to fall, smelly, holes in the walls covered in duct tape.
And cardboard. I told her I wasn't comfortable here and changed my mind wanted to leave.
She begged me to stay and told me I was first customer in 2 days. She made me feel bad for her.
I told her I was not laying down. I told her I would give her. 4 for only he / HJ in the hallway.
She agreed. Deed was done back on the road.

There was complete extra but not with her or at this dump of a place.

**StanCopier** · 07-21-15 10:50

Made another trip to see Cheri at Renew in the past week. Another eh massage but decent release with much attention paid prior to HE. My last three excursions have been here and need to do something new. Still a good value though.

**WhiteNight55** · 07-20-15 18:25

Has anybody been to China Massage in Mt Prospect was thinking of checking it out.

**Angai** · 07-20-15 17:50

Originally Posted by Dave64 [View Original Post]

Went to the place right off 57/30. Pretty girl, but lousy massage and too high priced. 80 for the door and she wanted 120 for cb. Counterd with 80 no go, so I left nt happy. Left 10 for tip.

Last I was there was right before the day of the Mayweather. I have a friend that lives out that and he was late getting out where I was supposed to watch the fight. So to still time I popped in and long story short the MT looked like she stepped out of a Psy music video and my experience for your rate was the next tier of service. Maybe they have gone up I don't know. Then again I was speaking Korean also which could have been a factor _.

**HandsomeDan** · 07-20-15 11:01

Thanks for the report back George. I will mark this one off the list. I might TOFFT at LeAmour on Touhy just for legit massage though, it sounds like a EMP when I called and the prices are reasonable. You never know what repeat business can develop into. I'll report back once I go.

Originally Posted by GeorgeW.Bush [View Original Post]

Stopped there tonight and it was totally legit. Every time I moved the towel she immediately put it back, and never strayed even close to the goods. Price was 55 after grand opening discount, and I left her the 5 from the 60 I brought for door fee. Save your money and go somewhere else. It was actually a good massage, complete with hot stones, but no relief means no return visit.

**Aoxox** · 07-18-15 10:40

Hi,

Anyone knows any Korean MP in town? I'll travel to Chicago next week.

Thank you,

Aoxox.

**Kellster** · 07-18-15 02:47

Originally Posted by GeorgeW.Bush [View Original Post]

Stopped there tonight and it was totally legit. Every time I moved the towel she immediately put it back, and never strayed even close to the goods. Price was 55 after grand opening discount, and I left her the 5 from the 60 I brought for door fee. Save your money and go somewhere else. It was actually a good massage, complete with hot stones, but no relief means no return visit.

Park Ridge is a very upscale, conservative town. I would be shocked if that place became a fan favorite on these forums and stayed in business.

**George W. Bush** · 07-17-15 23:21

Originally Posted by HandsomeDan [View Original Post]

I was checking out BP under massages and came across this new grand opening on NW Hwy. Seems like your typical AMP. I just wanted to know if anyone has been before I TOFFT.

Stopped there tonight and it was totally legit. Every time I moved the towel she immediately put it back, and never strayed even close to the goods. Price was 55 after grand opening discount, and I left her the 5 from the 60 I brought for door fee. Save your money and go somewhere else. It was actually a good massage, complete with hot stones, but no relief means no return visit.