Massage Parlor Reports

**SouthSideRed** · 07-25-15 20:25

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

Love Asian woman but have never ran across Japanese at all. Zero.
I imagine they do well within own country as you said.

A few years ago on cl this independent Asian massage lady stated she was Japanese ,I was making an apointemnt
on the phone and asked her if she was really Japanese .....she said yes I asked her to count 1-10 in Japanese ...she hung up on me

BTW I can't stand JAV bcs they blur out what's needed. Hahhahaahahahah.

Thats so funny. Years ago I was in one of the Mannhiem bikini bars and ran across a Polish dancer, she insisted that she was an college science teacher. I then proceded to ask her what H2 O stood for, she balked and got mad then walked away.

**Vern2020** · 07-25-15 17:04

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

Love Asian woman but have never ran across Japanese at all. Zero.
I imagine they do well within own country as you said.

A few years ago on cl this independent Asian massage lady stated she was Japanese ,I was making an apointemnt
on the phone and asked her if she was really Japanese .....she said yes I asked her to count 1-10 in Japanese ...she hung up on me

BTW I can't stand JAV bcs they blur out what's needed. Hahhahaahahahah.

Back when Korean Palace used to be called Thai Palace, they had a Japanese girl every now and then. And one time, years ago back then The Reader was one of the best sources for ads, I got a Japanese girl who was stunning. Like from one of those Japanese Idol videos. Which, even though they are not really porn, are pretty damn sexy IMHO.

**FrankyCando** · 07-25-15 15:30

Love Asian woman but have never ran across Japanese at all. Zero.
I imagine they do well within own country as you said.

A few years ago on cl this independent Asian massage lady stated she was Japanese ,I was making an apointemnt
on the phone and asked her if she was really Japanese .....she said yes I asked her to count 1-10 in Japanese ...she hung up on me

BTW I can't stand JAV bcs they blur out what's needed. Hahhahaahahahah.

**OF Charlie** · 07-24-15 23:47

Originally Posted by Angai [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-3146/27684936

Had a dream about this place last night. I was thinking to try out a nuru massage and who better to get one from than a Japanese girl since it is the nuru gel's birthplace after all. At worse I expected a Korean, instead I dreamt of a Chinese girl who conveniently knew when to say she could not speak English. At any rate there is no nuru to be found here nor the more obvious no girl from the photos. There is like a secret door you enter in and it will not open until someone in a car stops to decide you are not uncle LEO for about 3 minutes, not before. I have no intention of having this dream again, because it falls into a bit of a nightmare genre for me. I need to dream of my regulars again to erase the memory.

Stay safe gentlemen.

Finding Japanese girls here is nearly impossible. There is really no good reason for them to leave Japan. They can make just as good of money back home. I have been to Tokyo and their sex industry is closed to foreigners for most part. Even being an Asian myself, I had a tough time there.

Guys, don't fall for those fake ads and stop watching JAV porn, LOL!

**Wirelessone** · 07-24-15 21:48

Originally Posted by PuraVida [View Original Post]

I thought I would try the new location. They have a deal going at. 45 for the hour. Nice clean location, the massage room has walls that do not go all the way up with only a curtain for privacy. Everything can be heard. It's a bit awkward. I received a good rub from a very unattractive provider. She insisted I leave happy for the standard tip. All in all it was a good rub. If I need a good rub, I may return.

Although I can't say what will happen, if anything, at her other locations, she doesn't want a full menu being offered and they both read this site.

And now for something completely different, I been here at the Oshkosh, WI air show for the week, wow can these Wisconsin girls party.

Wired.

**NaughtyJ** · 07-24-15 09:29

Log time reader but first time poster. Noticed that I did not see a lot of posts of providers in he heart of the loop. Have been to a few but stopped by a new one recently in the financial district. $. 4 all in. Was the worst massage I have ever had but the visit was not a total waste. Standard service. PM me for details. Place seems kinda dirty but I think I have high standards. I have also visited others in the loop as well and would be happy to share if anyone as other good suggestions in the loop or west suburbs. Again PM.

**LongDStyle** · 07-22-15 18:52

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

Pictures?? I didn't think of it, next time.

Or on 2nd thought no bcs you guys would of got together and banned me for walking into the Chinese version of Psycho / welcome to Bates massage.

Ahahhaahhahah.

I was under the impression body rubs (non-therapeutic massages) wasn't a legit type of service anyway.

**FrankyCando** · 07-22-15 18:10

Originally Posted by Lebruno [View Original Post]

LOL. This is a funny field report. Hats off to you for trying out this "out of the world" massage place! Hope you had some pics to go with the story.

Pictures?? I didn't think of it, next time.

Or on 2nd thought no bcs you guys would of got together and banned me for walking into the Chinese version of Psycho / welcome to Bates massage.

Ahahhaahhahah.

**Pura Vida** · 07-22-15 13:28

I thought I would try the new location. They have a deal going at. 45 for the hour. Nice clean location, the massage room has walls that do not go all the way up with only a curtain for privacy. Everything can be heard. It's a bit awkward. I received a good rub from a very unattractive provider. She insisted I leave happy for the standard tip. All in all it was a good rub. If I need a good rub, I may return.

**Angai** · 07-22-15 12:40

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-3146/27684936

Had a dream about this place last night. I was thinking to try out a nuru massage and who better to get one from than a Japanese girl since it is the nuru gel's birthplace after all. At worse I expected a Korean, instead I dreamt of a Chinese girl who conveniently knew when to say she could not speak English. At any rate there is no nuru to be found here nor the more obvious no girl from the photos. There is like a secret door you enter in and it will not open until someone in a car stops to decide you are not uncle LEO for about 3 minutes, not before. I have no intention of having this dream again, because it falls into a bit of a nightmare genre for me. I need to dream of my regulars again to erase the memory.

Stay safe gentlemen.

**GotMilf** · 07-22-15 09:52

Originally Posted by WhiteNight55 [View Original Post]

Has anybody been to China Massage in Mt Prospect was thinking of checking it out.

Don't bother. Check out Yun in Mt. Prospect instead.

**Lebruno** · 07-21-15 23:19

LOL. This is a funny field report. Hats off to you for trying out this "out of the world" massage place! Hope you had some pics to go with the story.

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

Driving back from Detroit a few days ago and a few hundred miles before Chicago somewhere in Michigan.
I see a billboard on 94 barely visible bcs it was covered with shrub / weeds "Oriental Massage exit 145 ".
I said why not.A few blocks off the exit on 94.
Looked like a fricken dilapidated barn. I said to myslef WTF (out-loud).
I was curious so rang the bell and door opens. Super un-sexy skinny 50 year old Chinese opens the door.
How much for massage. She says. 6 I said what the heck I'm here.
She leads me to a room. Fricken ceiling about to fall, smelly, holes in the walls covered in duct tape.
And cardboard. I told her I wasn't comfortable here and changed my mind wanted to leave.
She begged me to stay and told me I was first customer in 2 days. She made me feel bad for her.
I told her I was not laying down. I told her I would give her. 4 for only he / HJ in the hallway.
She agreed. Deed was done back on the road.

There was complete extra but not with her or at this dump of a place.

**FrankyCando** · 07-21-15 18:04

Driving back from Detroit a few days ago and a few hundred miles before Chicago somewhere in Michigan.
I see a billboard on 94 barely visible bcs it was covered with shrub / weeds "Oriental Massage exit 145 ".
I said why not.A few blocks off the exit on 94.
Looked like a fricken dilapidated barn. I said to myslef WTF (out-loud).
I was curious so rang the bell and door opens. Super un-sexy skinny 50 year old Chinese opens the door.
How much for massage. She says. 6 I said what the heck I'm here.
She leads me to a room. Fricken ceiling about to fall, smelly, holes in the walls covered in duct tape.
And cardboard. I told her I wasn't comfortable here and changed my mind wanted to leave.
She begged me to stay and told me I was first customer in 2 days. She made me feel bad for her.
I told her I was not laying down. I told her I would give her. 4 for only he / HJ in the hallway.
She agreed. Deed was done back on the road.

There was complete extra but not with her or at this dump of a place.

**StanCopier** · 07-21-15 10:50

Made another trip to see Cheri at Renew in the past week. Another eh massage but decent release with much attention paid prior to HE. My last three excursions have been here and need to do something new. Still a good value though.