Massage Parlor Reports

[Lebruno]

LOL. This is a funny field report. Hats off to you for trying out this "out of the world" massage place! Hope you had some pics to go with the story.

Driving back from Detroit a few days ago and a few hundred miles before Chicago somewhere in Michigan.
I see a billboard on 94 barely visible bcs it was covered with shrub / weeds "Oriental Massage exit 145 ".
I said why not.A few blocks off the exit on 94.
Looked like a fricken dilapidated barn. I said to myslef WTF (out-loud).
I was curious so rang the bell and door opens. Super un-sexy skinny 50 year old Chinese opens the door.
How much for massage. She says. 6 I said what the heck I'm here.
She leads me to a room. Fricken ceiling about to fall, smelly, holes in the walls covered in duct tape.
And cardboard. I told her I wasn't comfortable here and changed my mind wanted to leave.
She begged me to stay and told me I was first customer in 2 days. She made me feel bad for her.
I told her I was not laying down. I told her I would give her. 4 for only he / HJ in the hallway.
She agreed. Deed was done back on the road.

There was complete extra but not with her or at this dump of a place.

[FrankyCando]

Driving back from Detroit a few days ago and a few hundred miles before Chicago somewhere in Michigan.
I see a billboard on 94 barely visible bcs it was covered with shrub / weeds "Oriental Massage exit 145 ".
I said why not.A few blocks off the exit on 94.
Looked like a fricken dilapidated barn. I said to myslef WTF (out-loud).
I was curious so rang the bell and door opens. Super un-sexy skinny 50 year old Chinese opens the door.
How much for massage. She says. 6 I said what the heck I'm here.
She leads me to a room. Fricken ceiling about to fall, smelly, holes in the walls covered in duct tape.
And cardboard. I told her I wasn't comfortable here and changed my mind wanted to leave.
She begged me to stay and told me I was first customer in 2 days. She made me feel bad for her.
I told her I was not laying down. I told her I would give her. 4 for only he / HJ in the hallway.
She agreed. Deed was done back on the road.

There was complete extra but not with her or at this dump of a place.

[StanCopier]

Made another trip to see Cheri at Renew in the past week. Another eh massage but decent release with much attention paid prior to HE. My last three excursions have been here and need to do something new. Still a good value though.

[WhiteNight55]

Has anybody been to China Massage in Mt Prospect was thinking of checking it out.

[Angai]

Went to the place right off 57/30. Pretty girl, but lousy massage and too high priced. 80 for the door and she wanted 120 for cb. Counterd with 80 no go, so I left nt happy. Left 10 for tip.

Last I was there was right before the day of the Mayweather. I have a friend that lives out that and he was late getting out where I was supposed to watch the fight. So to still time I popped in and long story short the MT looked like she stepped out of a Psy music video and my experience for your rate was the next tier of service. Maybe they have gone up I don't know. Then again I was speaking Korean also which could have been a factor _.

[HandsomeDan]

Thanks for the report back George. I will mark this one off the list. I might TOFFT at LeAmour on Touhy just for legit massage though, it sounds like a EMP when I called and the prices are reasonable. You never know what repeat business can develop into. I'll report back once I go.

Stopped there tonight and it was totally legit. Every time I moved the towel she immediately put it back, and never strayed even close to the goods. Price was 55 after grand opening discount, and I left her the 5 from the 60 I brought for door fee. Save your money and go somewhere else. It was actually a good massage, complete with hot stones, but no relief means no return visit.

[Aoxox]

Hi,

Anyone knows any Korean MP in town? I'll travel to Chicago next week.

Thank you,

Aoxox.

[Kellster]

Stopped there tonight and it was totally legit. Every time I moved the towel she immediately put it back, and never strayed even close to the goods. Price was 55 after grand opening discount, and I left her the 5 from the 60 I brought for door fee. Save your money and go somewhere else. It was actually a good massage, complete with hot stones, but no relief means no return visit.

Park Ridge is a very upscale, conservative town. I would be shocked if that place became a fan favorite on these forums and stayed in business.

[George W. Bush]

I was checking out BP under massages and came across this new grand opening on NW Hwy. Seems like your typical AMP. I just wanted to know if anyone has been before I TOFFT.

Stopped there tonight and it was totally legit. Every time I moved the towel she immediately put it back, and never strayed even close to the goods. Price was 55 after grand opening discount, and I left her the 5 from the 60 I brought for door fee. Save your money and go somewhere else. It was actually a good massage, complete with hot stones, but no relief means no return visit.

[genuis8]

Where about belmont location no numbers

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Belmont Spa.

1430 W Belmont.

You can find in CL for phone#.

[Elpatron]

Where about belmont location no numbers

I disagree with the "anything goes".

The massage I got from the 3 ladies here range from decent / good to excellent. And I like the deep pressure to relieve the kinks in the muscles.

Instead of the paper used as drapes over the massage table, they use cotton cloth for this, and replace it after every use. Aside from the good service, they also do not short you on time.

Overall, I would say this is my new GO TO place. Now, If only I can afford to visit more than once a week. Still waiting to win the lotto (hahaha).

They do not have table shower, per se, but you can take a stand up shower (on your own) in the bathroom.

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[HandsomeDan]

I was checking out BP under massages and came across this new grand opening on NW Hwy. Seems like your typical AMP. I just wanted to know if anyone has been before I TOFFT.

[Happy Hound]

Tried out Spa Pari (LAX) on S. Mich. Very clean and new spa with easy parking on street right in front. Went with Havan. Her pic on their website is accurate. Definitely a real trained masseuse. She is very cute with small boobs and a nice butt. Their version of tantra is basically he. They'll do topless too but fees start getting higher. Glad I tried it once but probably won't go back unless there is someone who really catches my eye.

[genuis8]

Sounds like anything goes at the new place on Belmont. I'll be trying it this week.

I disagree with the "anything goes".

The massage I got from the 3 ladies here range from decent / good to excellent. And I like the deep pressure to relieve the kinks in the muscles.

Instead of the paper used as drapes over the massage table, they use cotton cloth for this, and replace it after every use. Aside from the good service, they also do not short you on time.

Overall, I would say this is my new GO TO place. Now, If only I can afford to visit more than once a week. Still waiting to win the lotto (hahaha).

They do not have table shower, per se, but you can take a stand up shower (on your own) in the bathroom.

[Self Hi5]

Went to the place right off 57/30. Pretty girl, but lousy massage and too high priced. 80 for the door and she wanted 120 for cb. Counterd with 80 no go, so I left nt happy. Left 10 for tip.

Should have saved the $10!