Massage Parlor Reports

[AchyBreaky]

I also had a visit with judy. Hh with a 7/10 masseuse. Very thorough and relaxing, had an adorable personality, pretty shy really. But I got the std for the std rate.

In other news, visited CTM a while back, what a dreadful experience. Tina (6/10) was the masseuse, and answered the door 3 times in my hh visit! Then she pulled a switcher-roo and I flipped to find a new masseuse. She (of course) offers no extras, and tina came back in and was no help either. Pretty much a complete waste of a good hh.

Met with Julie. Cute 7/10. A / be's upstairs which she let me nibble and play with which she seemed to enjoy. Went further South but no go. Aunt Flow may have been visiting. Was told TS was "broken" but left happy. Besides the fact the place smells like the next door restaurant a good experience.

[Bbl1950]

Met with Julie. Cute 7/10. A / be's upstairs which she let me nibble and play with which she seemed to enjoy. Went further South but no go. Aunt Flow may have been visiting. Was told TS was "broken" but left happy. Besides the fact the place smells like the next door restaurant a good experience.

[Oksure499]

Visited the Knights a couple of times in the past few weeks. Attendant both times was Jenny a 7/10. Good TS, decent massage, full menu. No bargains to be had, Jenny is a shrewd negotiator. If you enjoy saran-wrap and teeth you will dig this place. Might repeat in a pinch but not likely. Probably time for the roadie to JoeJin.

[PrinterMike]

So I was at the fair and bumped into an old friend who told me about a new 4 H group out west. Hadn't seen any news on it so I thought I would share his experience. Location has parking in the back and a side walk between two buildings that leads to a side entrance. This seemed nice and private upon entry but he noted that on leaving he was acutely aware of the fact that had he not checked in on the club in the am, a restaurant crowd would be watching him depart. Price to join the club is standard 40/60.

He met member ViVi who was pleasant enough. 6 on the scale, dark hair. Fair to midland massage, not setting any records here, but does climb on the table and straddle for parts of it. He's a fan of that. Said it allows him to move his arms and hands which he did freely. Interestingly enough, about 20 minutes into their meeting the girls mom popped her head in for a check in. While he initially thought maybe something fun was about to occur, it was more of a chaperone move.

He said he was a little concerned that might spoil the meeting, but turns out it didn't. Not At All. Just required discretion. As such he didn't feel comfortable telling me anymore detail. I pressed and only got this last tidbit, house plus 1. Said it reminded him of the old days. But he's old so everything reminds him of that. You might could reach out to him if you know him or have seniority in 4 H, but I don't know how that would help since he's not even on the board. Odd really. As always YMMV.

Best, Mike.

[JhnSmth]

Went to the RB today. I know I said before I wouldn't stay there ever again if Jessica wasn't there, but they had a new girl there tonight. So, I took a chance. She goes by Judy. And wow. Best massage I have ever gotten at an AMP. Very nice. She was very friendly and open. And I got the distinct impression she would have been open to a lot more, but alas, I was in no shape to continue once I figured that out. I left extremely happy. I will repeat again soon so she remembers my face. Standard half hour. Tipped. 4.

[Bbl1950]

Went south to G. Didi (was there and gave decent massage with some teasing prior to the flip. Allowed some roaming and left happy. Did not opt for TS but will next time. Should be interesting.

[Jjbee62]

I'm a senior member from the DC area, coming to town for work later this week.

I tried to RTFF, but the abbreviations you guys use are commendable in making the references cryptic.

Some AMP's I found on another site are far from the city center where I'm staying (near the Capitol building).

If anyone would be kind enough to PM me with adult fun options in the vicinity (I won't have a car), it woul be much appreciated.

Thanks!

As far as AMPs go, you're out of luck anywhere close to downtown, and incall options nearby tend to be in questionable areas. However, most outcall options should be willing to come to your hotel. Some of the other seniors can probably give you names.

For AMPs, a taxi will run probably $25 one way to get to a decent one. Another option is the bus, depending on your free time. Route 31 will drop you a block or less from the AMP on Madison Avenue Suite G, reviews can be found by searching Madison, Coin, Lowe's and Greenwood. Route 34 will get you close to 86th and Michigan Road. There's a place on Michigan, search Angel or Bent, and on 86th, search Mermaid or Popeyes.

Hope that's some help.

[IrishGuy11]

Saw the Sunrise in the Keys with Angela today and had a great time. Went there last week and had a different, somewhat attractive girl and still had fun. But when I left last week, I'd seen the cuter Angela straightening another room and wanted to come back to try her. Glad I did.

Angela is a lot of fun. I say she's about a 7. The massage was great and really got my juices flowing. Lotys of roaming. Flip was superb. She was wearing a sports bra so easy access for lots of nip nibbling. She has really sensitive nips and it seemed like it was driving her crazy. I like it when the girl seems to be enjoying it too (or at least acting like she does). No see-section scar which seems rare around here. She mostly steered me away from the wetlands but I think it may have been that time of the month. Felt a little thick down there. I did get a quick touch in there though. Anyway it's been a long time since I've had a finish that felt that good. She kept playing with it afterwards rubbing the tip (Don't touch the tip! Overall it was a great time. Will definitely repeat with her. Paid 6 + 5. Might be more in store on repeat visits.

Thanks since based on this I went yesterday and met with Linda. Not quite the experience you had with Angela and very average looks and body but great massage and strong finish. Would go again but hope to get Angela.

[Bester1972]

I've seen all three of those ladies, Amy, Brandee, and Bianca. Amy is the most fun but she has to be comfortable with you. You have to self finish but she will help. The other two are pretty much legit massage. Nothing extra. It really is tough to find a good massage and a HE. PM if you had any other experience with these ladies.

My guess is more than a standard massage is offered. I have seen her in pics elsewhere some time ago (can't remember where) and think she may be fun. Today is Tuesday. How did your appointment with her go? PM is fine if she was "shy".

F / I.

[Forgot It]

Is because she sent pics and I had to email her since her full phone number wasnt listed in the ad. The pics she sent werent nudes or anything, but she said more were coming. That is atupical of a basic massage in my experience. I appreciate the input that I've received thus far, but unless anyone out there has actual knowledge of what to expect, I don't need any more guesses. I can guess on my own, LOL. Thanks again.

My guess is more than a standard massage is offered. I have seen her in pics elsewhere some time ago (can't remember where) and think she may be fun. Today is Tuesday. How did your appointment with her go? PM is fine if she was "shy".

F / I.

[HunterGatherer]

I have made several stops here recently. Someone posted previously about the 40 (something working here. Every time I have stopped by she is the only one working.

About a 6. 5 on the AMP scale. Real A-cups. Gives a good massage and is enthusiastic about it. Goes for it even before the flip. Unlike most, finished the massage after completion. Apologized profusely because we couldn't go twice the first time I was there. We made it for it on the last visit.

Perhaps because I am a repeat client, but I was able to put my hands anywhere I wanted to. No idea if FS is available, but I haven't needed to find out yet either.

Doesn't press for tips, although I did, of course.

Hopefully she doesn't disappear before I make another run for the cedars.

[Spriteboy]

Had a nice dream about this location. Met with Cindy. Outstanding table shower with bare hands all over everything. I must say I was very clean down there. Then off to a light touch massage that was very complete. . 6 for the hour + . 4 tip.

[John2526]

I'm a senior member from the DC area, coming to town for work later this week.

I tried to RTFF, but the abbreviations you guys use are commendable in making the references cryptic.

Some AMP's I found on another site are far from the city center where I'm staying (near the Capitol building).

If anyone would be kind enough to PM me with adult fun options in the vicinity (I won't have a car), it woul be much appreciated.

Thanks!

[DuggerJug]

Forgive my intrusion. I looked at a few things such as a low post count and linking what appears to be a non-sexual, therapeutic massage ad, and assumed you were not yet an expert on the world of sensual massage.

For those others, who might not have achieved your level of mastery, here's a little guide to spot the difference between the different types: Therapeutic, Happy Ending and Frustrating. For clarification a frustrating massage is exactly the same as a happy ending massage, except there's no happy ending.

A therapeutic massage requires an appointment, usually a few hours and sometimes a few days in advance. Happy ending massages will almost never put you off for more than a few hours, although some providers will double book, flake out or fail to keep the appointment.

Therapeutic massage ads include words like: certified, Swedish, deep tissue and therapeutic. HE ads have words like: erotic, nude, happy, release, satisfaction, mutual and sensual. Note, the word sensual, without at least 2 other words from this list means it will probably be a frustrating massage.

Therapeutic massage rates are usually between $60-$85/hour, typically 1 hour minimum. HE sessions often advertise 30 minute sessions are available. Rates for a massage parlor are usually $60-$70/hour with a non-advertised tip required for the HE. Private HE rates generally fall in the $100-$200 range, although additional charges my be encountered.

With a therapeutic massage your only risk is of a poor massage. If you choose an AMP for your HE massage, you risk getting a bad massage, a frustrating massage or a massage from Jackie Chan's grandmother. With a private provider HE massage you risk all of the above plus an allergic reaction to cat, dog ferret or goat hair, illness caused by mold, mildew, fungus, fleas or plague infected rats, being robbed by a brother, pimp, stepfather or militant lesbian lover, being raped by a sheepdog or contracting hepatitis or HIV from a carelessly discarded needle.

If you just want a good massage, get a therapeutic massage. If you want a HE massage go to an AMP. If you want a complete surprise pick a random BP body rub advertiser.









Or just read the forum.

Buddy, that post should be framed, and hung on the wall as you enter this forum. I don't think anyone could have summed it up better. Well done.

[Jjbee62]

I have seen Amy a few times and self service is all I get. Has anyone experienced anything different? Pm me details please.

Which Amy in Castleton? Is this Amy at one of the Castleton AMPs, or is this some Amy working from one of the Castleton hotels? If all you get is self service, why do you keep going back to the same person at a location so shrouded in mystery that you don't dare give any clue to its location?

How is anyone supposed to know if the Amy they have had a different experience with is the same Amy? And why should they PM you the details when they have probably already posted a complete report right here?

Are you blonde? I only ask because you remind me of an old girlfriend who kept hinting she had a great surprise for me for Christmas. I went out and spent big bucks, bought her everything she could have possibly wanted. Turns out the surprise was, after she got all her presents, she was dumping me. If you're her, I don't want to date you again, but I would be happy to find out you've put on 60 pounds and really gone downhill.