Massage Parlor Reports

**Jjbee62** · 07-13-15 11:31

Originally Posted by SexCreation110 [View Original Post]

Is because she sent pics and I had to email her since her full phone number wasnt listed in the ad. The pics she sent werent nudes or anything, but she said more were coming. That is atupical of a basic massage in my experience. I appreciate the input that I've received thus far, but unless anyone out there has actual knowledge of what to expect, I don't need any more guesses. I can guess on my own, LOL. Thanks again.

Forgive my intrusion. I looked at a few things such as a low post count and linking what appears to be a non-sexual, therapeutic massage ad, and assumed you were not yet an expert on the world of sensual massage.

For those others, who might not have achieved your level of mastery, here's a little guide to spot the difference between the different types: Therapeutic, Happy Ending and Frustrating. For clarification a frustrating massage is exactly the same as a happy ending massage, except there's no happy ending.

A therapeutic massage requires an appointment, usually a few hours and sometimes a few days in advance. Happy ending massages will almost never put you off for more than a few hours, although some providers will double book, flake out or fail to keep the appointment.

Therapeutic massage ads include words like: certified, Swedish, deep tissue and therapeutic. HE ads have words like: erotic, nude, happy, release, satisfaction, mutual and sensual. Note, the word sensual, without at least 2 other words from this list means it will probably be a frustrating massage.

Therapeutic massage rates are usually between $60-$85/hour, typically 1 hour minimum. HE sessions often advertise 30 minute sessions are available. Rates for a massage parlor are usually $60-$70/hour with a non-advertised tip required for the HE. Private HE rates generally fall in the $100-$200 range, although additional charges my be encountered.

With a therapeutic massage your only risk is of a poor massage. If you choose an AMP for your HE massage, you risk getting a bad massage, a frustrating massage or a massage from Jackie Chan's grandmother. With a private provider HE massage you risk all of the above plus an allergic reaction to cat, dog ferret or goat hair, illness caused by mold, mildew, fungus, fleas or plague infected rats, being robbed by a brother, pimp, stepfather or militant lesbian lover, being raped by a sheepdog or contracting hepatitis or HIV from a carelessly discarded needle.

If you just want a good massage, get a therapeutic massage. If you want a HE massage go to an AMP. If you want a complete surprise pick a random BP body rub advertiser.

Or just read the forum.

**Ilapp** · 07-13-15 10:29

Originally Posted by SexCreation110 [View Original Post]

Is because she sent pics and I had to email her since her full phone number wasnt listed in the ad. The pics she sent werent nudes or anything, but she said more were coming. That is atupical of a basic massage in my experience. I appreciate the input that I've received thus far, but unless anyone out there has actual knowledge of what to expect, I don't need any more guesses. I can guess on my own, LOL. Thanks again.

It is all there if you look.

**Jjbee62** · 07-13-15 10:21

Originally Posted by Gwsmith10 [View Original Post]

I've been around p-ony and other east side places, but wondering if anyone had any info on this place. Feel like I'll just run into older mamasan then young girls.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...-0320/12648320

I went 1 time, never again.

On the plus side, the place us nice and clean and the massage was very thorough, including hands feet and scalp. There was even a bit of a tease before the flip.

The negatives, decent looking 40 year old masseuse. No happiness available and was quite aggressive in keeping me covered at all times, including for the table shower. I like a firm, deep massage. She repeatedly tried to dig deep into bines. I had problems walking for 2 days because of the bruising.

To top it off, she asked for a tip.

**SexCreation110** · 07-13-15 10:01

Thanks to the guys who responded with info about Brandee. I won't be wasting my time with her tomorrow. $80 for a shitty massage and having hear complaints about a boyfriend- nah! I reckon I can figure out a better way to spend my money.

**AchyBreaky** · 07-13-15 07:03

The rates are. 8 for an hr. I unfortunately got on her mail list and get daily updates on her. Pretty clear she doesn't offer any extras.

Originally Posted by Jjbee62 [View Original Post]

Looking at the ad, I would expect a massage and only a massage without even the slightest suggestion of anything except for a massage. Chances are it will be a good massage, unless you try to roam, or try for a happy ending, in which case it will probably be over.

**GwSmith10** · 07-13-15 02:20

I've been around p-ony and other east side places, but wondering if anyone had any info on this place. Feel like I'll just run into older mamasan then young girls.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...-0320/12648320

**SexCreation110** · 07-13-15 00:37

Is because she sent pics and I had to email her since her full phone number wasnt listed in the ad. The pics she sent werent nudes or anything, but she said more were coming. That is atupical of a basic massage in my experience. I appreciate the input that I've received thus far, but unless anyone out there has actual knowledge of what to expect, I don't need any more guesses. I can guess on my own, LOL. Thanks again.

Originally Posted by Jjbee62 [View Original Post]

Looking at the ad, I would expect a massage and only a massage without even the slightest suggestion of anything except for a massage. Chances are it will be a good massage, unless you try to roam, or try for a happy ending, in which case it will probably be over.

**Jjbee62** · 07-13-15 00:16

Originally Posted by SexCreation110 [View Original Post]

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...3-950/12266293

I've got an apt on Tuesday, and would like to know what to expect. Thanks in advance.

Looking at the ad, I would expect a massage and only a massage without even the slightest suggestion of anything except for a massage. Chances are it will be a good massage, unless you try to roam, or try for a happy ending, in which case it will probably be over.

**Morkun** · 07-12-15 21:17

Originally Posted by ILoveHjs2 [View Original Post]

When I came in, I was a little overly enthusiastic in my hello. (I don't know why) Girl who came to the front must have took that as my being a regular. She gave me the old "long time, no see. " I've never been there before. Very good TS. Massage was decent enough with light teasing. Next thinig I know, the door rings like four times in a row. I think there were only two girls there. (The other one being the tall girl from the place further up Michigan road a bit) Due to you bastards barraging the place with business, she cut my hour massage short, but she made up for it. Lifted up her shirt for full acess and she actually had a nice pair. At one point I started gently rubbing the little man in the boat ovet the top of her tights. She smiled as she was finishing me, saying "stop, but then opening her legs wider. Excellent finish with direction and overall best experience I've had in a while. Would have asked her name, but she thought she knew me, so I didn't want to ruin things. 7/10 provider on AMP scale.

May I know how much is the total cost?

**Mwdude** · 07-12-15 20:34

Originally Posted by SexCreation110 [View Original Post]

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...3-950/12266293

I've got an apt on Tuesday, and would like to know what to expect. Thanks in advance.

I would expect a massage.

**SexCreation110** · 07-12-15 11:52

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...3-950/12266293

I've got an apt on Tuesday, and would like to know what to expect. Thanks in advance.

**I Love Hjs 2** · 07-12-15 11:28

When I came in, I was a little overly enthusiastic in my hello. (I don't know why) Girl who came to the front must have took that as my being a regular. She gave me the old "long time, no see. " I've never been there before. Very good TS. Massage was decent enough with light teasing. Next thinig I know, the door rings like four times in a row. I think there were only two girls there. (The other one being the tall girl from the place further up Michigan road a bit) Due to you bastards barraging the place with business, she cut my hour massage short, but she made up for it. Lifted up her shirt for full acess and she actually had a nice pair. At one point I started gently rubbing the little man in the boat ovet the top of her tights. She smiled as she was finishing me, saying "stop, but then opening her legs wider. Excellent finish with direction and overall best experience I've had in a while. Would have asked her name, but she thought she knew me, so I didn't want to ruin things. 7/10 provider on AMP scale.

**Bbl1950** · 07-11-15 09:36

Is she around? Would like to get together with her again.

**TR7575** · 07-10-15 10:41

I tried East for the first time last week. I saw Lisa, who was about a 6. Massage was uninspired and half hearted. I left happy after some very gentle urging on my part, but that was also pretty rudimentary. I may try again to see if things get better, but maybe not.

It's definitely hit or miss out there with the ladies turning over so frequently. I wish you all better experiences than mine.

**DuggerJug** · 07-10-15 07:08

Originally Posted by DotherGuy [View Original Post]

Hey guys I was wondering what you guys would consider the best massage parlor? I have been to about 5 and have been a little disappointed. It has changed in the last couple of years. I have gone to Mountain, good massage but older lady. On the flip it was good but it was very robotic. Have gone to the one on 86th off of Michigan, can't remember name but the girl would leave to room every 10 minutes to talk to another girl. Just when I would get relaxed she would leave, really annoying. Then tried one in Fishers on 116th street across from the Starbucks. Older woman but great body. Massage was not very good but was generous on the flip. I am wanting someone that is a good massasuse and excellent on the flip. Sound like Lilly at Mountain would be a change I have gone there for about a month now. Maybe the girls have rotated. Just curious on what you guys think. I don't want someone that is to old. Maybe late 20's early 30's. Tried about 5 different places and have not found the right one.

I'm sure opinions vary, but suite g on south madison to me is the best. The two girls I have had there are both attractive. The one has very large breasts for an asian, and the amenities are phenomenal. The menu gets a little pricey which is why, due to budgetary constraints, I am sometimes forced to try other locations.