The Rat Trap

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 18:28

Originally Posted by Jazak [View Original Post]

You know who I have always thought StrokinJoe reminded me of? Who was the guy that got caught up in the counterfeit twenty dollar bills deal with some of the providers here a few years back? He changed his original name to King something. Ever noticed that SJ uses the word King a lot. It seems as though King something disappeared about the same time SJ came on the scene. Just a wild guess I could be very wrong about this because I don't think King something had the funny words and humor SJ does. Although SJ is also gone from time to time traveling just like the King use to do.

Whassup Jazak? So here's the deal. I am a nobody. Just a poor old white boy with an unquenchable thirst for Ho's. 30 years ago many called me "The King Of Nebraska", meaning Nebraska Ave in Tampa. Probably Rookiemonger remembers that era and location the best. I trolled Nebraska Ave from Columbus to BareAss 7 nights a week making 6 digits back then and spending it like it was a game show. Of course things slowed down in life. I used to post many years ago for a short bit and I honestly don't remember my screen name, although similar, maybe StrokingJoe or Stroking Joe but it was just about a year ago when I started again, mostly in Whorelando. I repo cars all over Florida and when I work, its 24/7 and on call so I can't troll but I usually take Saturday night off because it sucks for work. Too much traffic and business and people all go out, tough to find cars and harder to get peeps to work with me on a party night. Now I would probably entertain the idea of buying some counterfeit 20's for say, a dime on the dollar. But I wouldn't spread them around here, I think it would catch up with me LOL. KingCock, that's got a good ring to it. Maybe that's the one I'll use next lol. Take care Brother. SJ.

**PharmaGuy** · 07-15-15 18:12

Originally Posted by Jazak [View Original Post]

You know who I have always thought StrokinJoe reminded me of? Who was the guy that got caught up in the counterfeit twenty dollar bills deal with some of the providers here a few years back? He changed his original name to King something. Ever noticed that SJ uses the word King a lot. It seems as though King something disappeared about the same time SJ came on the scene. Just a wild guess I could be very wrong about this because I don't think King something had the funny words and humor SJ does. Although SJ is also gone from time to time traveling just like the King use to do.

Little meech aka King Casanova.

Though SJ does like to use the word Brother, from what I know there's one and only one poster who used this specific vernacular.

My buddy.

The legend continues, never say die!!

**Redsox2005** · 07-15-15 18:10

Originally Posted by SWSurfer [View Original Post]

F*ckin A. Kicking Feature!

New USAAC links rock!

Thanks Admin2.

But is there a way to tell if they are online or not? That we be awesome.

Sox man out.

**Jazak** · 07-15-15 18:01

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

I already had assumed SJ, Montes and Santa were the same poster. I guess C5 could be also. Wait, nope C5 is to stupid. The other 3 have a writing style well out of reach of Chris5's grasp.

Too many creative writers popping you at one time in the same thread =1 person.

Oh well still good entertainment.

And I can only assume who that person is
Right? Brother!!
The legend lives on

You know who I have always thought StrokinJoe reminded me of? Who was the guy that got caught up in the counterfeit twenty dollar bills deal with some of the providers here a few years back? He changed his original name to King something. Ever noticed that SJ uses the word King a lot. It seems as though King something disappeared about the same time SJ came on the scene. Just a wild guess I could be very wrong about this because I don't think King something had the funny words and humor SJ does. Although SJ is also gone from time to time traveling just like the King use to do.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 18:00

Originally Posted by SWSurfer [View Original Post]

Most the the board can recall maybe 8 years ago, there were a slew of Heather's, Precious' and the infamous Kat's (Sound's like CAT).

I remember a couple of Heathers, Tiffanys and Kats, a Precious, a Diamond that lived at the S8 about 7 or 8 years ago, a Justice, a Miranda (coincidencely in the same area), a couple of Princesses and of course the cliché car names from the 90's haha. "Loved them exotic car names" said no one ever. SJ.

**Sillyolman** · 07-15-15 16:39

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

With what's going on here- I prefaced in a previous post what I was doing. I even said when it will come. Wake up.

To your evidently very fragile ego. Many of us are not concerned with the details of your reports. We don't read them.

**SW Surfer** · 07-15-15 15:20

F*ckin A. Kicking Feature!

New USAAC links rock!

Thanks Admin2.

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

There is now a link to send PM's directly from the chicks ads on the new site.

You need to be logged in here for it to work.

Told you guys it's going to be cool as fuck

A2

**AncientOne** · 07-15-15 14:31

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Chris.

Carry on.

Is that what you are implying? Could be.

**SW Surfer** · 07-15-15 14:23

Wow. Kidna harsh. Didn't know this was the new Rat Trap.

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

Coming on here telling us how to have sex. You disgust me with your hi and mighty heavy metal junk music. You think you invented having sex with music blasting at the girl. Come on give us a break. And to have her stroke to the beat. Your nothing man- I've been having the girls keep time with Opera for years. La-la-la-lala-lala. When Pavorotti hits that hi note -so do I. Get off the forum man -like I said -your nothing.

**Montes2** · 07-15-15 14:21

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

I saw an hourglass vision appear out of the mist on Aloha St. -it was Tiffany (a light skinned beautiful half-black girl) who was wearing -of all things a kimona! She got in and I asked her if she liked the song that was playing and she said "yes". We proceeded to my spot and went to the back of my van. I re-started the song while she got undressed. This song has one of those F sharp power chords created by- palm kneading the rythm guitar- that creates a chug-chug-chug sound, like a 4 wheel steam locomotive going around the side of a mountain. She was able to sync up to the the chug-chug-chug sound of the rhythm guitar with the proper gulp-gulp-gulp action of her mouth - as I was going around the side of her mountains. As the train sped up - it entered a tunnel that was suddenly available. Upon entering the tunnel the song increased tempo -chug-chug-chug. Looking ahead one could plainly see the tracks, were heading for a volcano straight up ahead. The train arrived at the volcano as it spewed its molten lava down the just exited tunnel. It then proceeded to drop off the hourglass figure back on aloha st. Having your dick sucked in time with the music- in the words of Poison- it don't get better than this.

Coming on here telling us how to have sex. You disgust me with your hi and mighty heavy metal junk music. You think you invented having sex with music blasting at the girl. Come on give us a break. And to have her stroke to the beat. Your nothing man- I've been having the girls keep time with Opera for years. La-la-la-lala-lala. When Pavorotti hits that hi note -so do I. Get off the forum man -like I said -your nothing.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 14:11

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

I take that as a compliment PharmaGuy. I wish I had the creative mind of Montes2 and SantaClause. All I can do is post lame stories about my adventures and misadventures. Could you imagine if I was all three, my posts would be CRAZY LOL. Take care Brother. SJ.

Damn Brother, you are the KING haha. This was for you Montes2. It was a test to see if you actually can comment on your own post, without using one of your alter ego logins LOL. Carry on Brother. SJ. And I'm a fuck up too I meant to post it as a comment on Montes2's post about I know this sounds crazy haha never said I was the smartest monger on The Trail.

**Montes2** · 07-15-15 13:57

Pretty soon I'm going to comment on my own report. I know that sounds crazy (is there an echo in here) but WTF.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 13:50

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

I already had assumed SJ, Montes and Santa were the same poster. I guess C5 could be also. Wait, nope C5 is to stupid. The other 3 have a writing style well out of reach of Chris5's grasp.

Too many creative writers popping you at one time in the same thread =1 person.

Oh well still good entertainment.

And I can only assume who that person is
Right? Brother!!
The legend lives on

I take that as a compliment PharmaGuy. I wish I had the creative mind of Montes2 and SantaClause. All I can do is post lame stories about my adventures and misadventures. Could you imagine if I was all three, my posts would be CRAZY LOL. Take care Brother. SJ.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 13:47

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

I've corrected her nomenclature- who knows what those all-stars in blossom park call each other- but this one is 18 so you tell me.

That link is def BabyJamie but that DL pic aint. Could be a girl just trying to capitalize on BJ's fame. 3 or 4 months ago everyone in The Quadrant was an Ashley or Carrie LOL. They prey on the newbies and unknowledgeable mongers. That's why we're here, to inform and educate, and brag a little LOL. SJ.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 13:45

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger [View Original Post]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I am jealous that no one has copied my handle!!

If anyone tried to imitate you they would be executed. You are THE legend. Originally living in Tampa and Ybor for years and reading your posts for years, you were one of my influences. Thank you Brother for your years of service. SJ.