The Rat Trap

**SW Surfer** · 07-15-15 15:20

F*ckin A. Kicking Feature!

New USAAC links rock!

Thanks Admin2.

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

There is now a link to send PM's directly from the chicks ads on the new site.

You need to be logged in here for it to work.

Told you guys it's going to be cool as fuck

A2

**AncientOne** · 07-15-15 14:31

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Chris.

Carry on.

Is that what you are implying? Could be.

**SW Surfer** · 07-15-15 14:23

Wow. Kidna harsh. Didn't know this was the new Rat Trap.

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

Coming on here telling us how to have sex. You disgust me with your hi and mighty heavy metal junk music. You think you invented having sex with music blasting at the girl. Come on give us a break. And to have her stroke to the beat. Your nothing man- I've been having the girls keep time with Opera for years. La-la-la-lala-lala. When Pavorotti hits that hi note -so do I. Get off the forum man -like I said -your nothing.

**Montes2** · 07-15-15 14:21

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

I saw an hourglass vision appear out of the mist on Aloha St. -it was Tiffany (a light skinned beautiful half-black girl) who was wearing -of all things a kimona! She got in and I asked her if she liked the song that was playing and she said "yes". We proceeded to my spot and went to the back of my van. I re-started the song while she got undressed. This song has one of those F sharp power chords created by- palm kneading the rythm guitar- that creates a chug-chug-chug sound, like a 4 wheel steam locomotive going around the side of a mountain. She was able to sync up to the the chug-chug-chug sound of the rhythm guitar with the proper gulp-gulp-gulp action of her mouth - as I was going around the side of her mountains. As the train sped up - it entered a tunnel that was suddenly available. Upon entering the tunnel the song increased tempo -chug-chug-chug. Looking ahead one could plainly see the tracks, were heading for a volcano straight up ahead. The train arrived at the volcano as it spewed its molten lava down the just exited tunnel. It then proceeded to drop off the hourglass figure back on aloha st. Having your dick sucked in time with the music- in the words of Poison- it don't get better than this.

Coming on here telling us how to have sex. You disgust me with your hi and mighty heavy metal junk music. You think you invented having sex with music blasting at the girl. Come on give us a break. And to have her stroke to the beat. Your nothing man- I've been having the girls keep time with Opera for years. La-la-la-lala-lala. When Pavorotti hits that hi note -so do I. Get off the forum man -like I said -your nothing.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 14:11

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

I take that as a compliment PharmaGuy. I wish I had the creative mind of Montes2 and SantaClause. All I can do is post lame stories about my adventures and misadventures. Could you imagine if I was all three, my posts would be CRAZY LOL. Take care Brother. SJ.

Damn Brother, you are the KING haha. This was for you Montes2. It was a test to see if you actually can comment on your own post, without using one of your alter ego logins LOL. Carry on Brother. SJ. And I'm a fuck up too I meant to post it as a comment on Montes2's post about I know this sounds crazy haha never said I was the smartest monger on The Trail.

**Montes2** · 07-15-15 13:57

Pretty soon I'm going to comment on my own report. I know that sounds crazy (is there an echo in here) but WTF.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 13:50

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

I already had assumed SJ, Montes and Santa were the same poster. I guess C5 could be also. Wait, nope C5 is to stupid. The other 3 have a writing style well out of reach of Chris5's grasp.

Too many creative writers popping you at one time in the same thread =1 person.

Oh well still good entertainment.

And I can only assume who that person is
Right? Brother!!
The legend lives on

I take that as a compliment PharmaGuy. I wish I had the creative mind of Montes2 and SantaClause. All I can do is post lame stories about my adventures and misadventures. Could you imagine if I was all three, my posts would be CRAZY LOL. Take care Brother. SJ.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 13:47

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

I've corrected her nomenclature- who knows what those all-stars in blossom park call each other- but this one is 18 so you tell me.

That link is def BabyJamie but that DL pic aint. Could be a girl just trying to capitalize on BJ's fame. 3 or 4 months ago everyone in The Quadrant was an Ashley or Carrie LOL. They prey on the newbies and unknowledgeable mongers. That's why we're here, to inform and educate, and brag a little LOL. SJ.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 13:45

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger [View Original Post]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I am jealous that no one has copied my handle!!

If anyone tried to imitate you they would be executed. You are THE legend. Originally living in Tampa and Ybor for years and reading your posts for years, you were one of my influences. Thank you Brother for your years of service. SJ.

**SantaClause** · 07-15-15 11:23

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

I already had assumed SJ, Montes and Santa were the same poster. I guess C5 could be also. Wait, nope C5 is to stupid. The other 3 have a writing style well out of reach of Chris5's grasp.

Too many creative writers popping you at one time in the same thread =1 person.

Oh well still good entertainment.

And I can only assume who that person is
Right? Brother!!
The legend lives on

Cum on man leave me out this LOL. Take care. Santa.

**RookieMonger** · 07-15-15 10:45

Originally Posted by StrokinJoe [View Original Post]

There's Strokn Joe and there's Stroking Joe and there's StrokinJoe. Sound similar, worlds apart. Insist on the original, with references LOL take care Brothers. I wish I had Montes2 creativity I would be the King Of The Trail. SJ.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I am jealous that no one has copied my handle!!

**PharmaGuy** · 07-15-15 10:35

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Montes2? Strokn Jo? Chris5? Or who? A2, any idea?

I already had assumed SJ, Montes and Santa were the same poster. I guess C5 could be also. Wait, nope C5 is to stupid. The other 3 have a writing style well out of reach of Chris5's grasp.

Too many creative writers popping you at one time in the same thread =1 person.

Oh well still good entertainment.

And I can only assume who that person is
Right? Brother!!
The legend lives on

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 10:32

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Hmmmmmmmm. So, did we loose track of who we signed in as?

Just sayin'.

C3.

There's Strokn Joe and there's Stroking Joe and there's StrokinJoe. Sound similar, worlds apart. Insist on the original, with references LOL take care Brothers. I wish I had Montes2 creativity I would be the King Of The Trail. SJ.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 10:20

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Montes2? Strokn Jo? Chris5? Or who? A2, any idea?

But me or Montes2 might have been hacked LOL.

**StrokinJoe** · 07-15-15 10:13

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

For everyone out there- be aware that who we call Baby Jaimie- has a severe family problem that may affect you. It certainly affected me. I picked her up at the Sunoco -and went to Wal- mart parking lot. After 10 minutes there-I see this car flying towards us at a hi rate of speed. A 250 # man jumps out and tries to open my locked door. I immediately start the car and hi tail it to Walmart security. The car heads their also and waves at me. I originally thought this was some dopeboys, but after that I don't know what it was. I knew she had family problems because she went to jail for domestic violence. She had stabbed her brother with a syringe. Next thing I did was head to the front of the store-to try to find a better spot. While slowly proceeding there the driver (who was Jaimie sister) kept yelling let my sister go. That seemed like a good idea. So I told Jaimie to get out. And slowly and reluctantly she did. Good riddance. Unless your an M1 A1 driver stay away.

I'm just sayin, where did you get that pic?