Streetwalker Reports

[Sillyolman]

Hey Brothers, Strokn Jo here back at the Daze Inn. I'm having breakfast down in the lobby- just reading the STAR newspaper someone had left on the table, you know the usual stories about aliens and their sex lives bullshit. Take the paper and proceed down to my favorite Racetrac where theres always something going on-and what do you know-out of the corner of my eye I glimpse this blond with green striped hair, then she just disappears. Deciding to trust my luck like last time- I go to checkers to grab a bite. One minute later she's tapping on my window. " I noticed you at the racetrack". I said what's your name. " Vanessa" she answers. Next, she says "I know what I want " NO SHIT. You need a ride. (Joe fails to notice the difference in wording from last week). Then she says " I give the Best Blow Job in the Universe. ". Wow strange but better than last week- as the little head takes over. Driving back to the hotel Joe hears a whirring sound he's never heard before- what was that he said. "My cellphone baby". They arrive at the hotel and she says "give me ten minutes in the bathroom to freshen up. " Joe brings his paper up with him. While she's in the bathroom Joe opens the paper and lands on the article about aliens and their sex lives. He chuckles when he gets to the part about alien women trying to mate with earth males to repopulate their planet. She turns out the lite and comes into the bedroom and starts stroking Joe. Joe's in 7th heaven but does notice- theres still a glow in the bathroom. He's getting his dick sucked by a newbie and everything is right with the world. Right. But whoa wait a minute, wait a fucking minute, he thinks- let me check this out. Turns out the light in the bedroom and WTF she' s still glowing. Joe thinks up plan- he ain't going to repopulate this alien. But she's putting her plan into action too- to get his cum-but so is Joe. At the last second he pulls out and comes on her hair- just like he did with that other bbitch. Joe has saved the USA and the alien has turned into a puff of smoke. Joe opens the door- and whoa, whoa, whoa some kind of kimoda dragon looking thing scampers out of the smoke. Joe closes the door. And calls it a weekend.

Montes2? Strokn Jo? Chris5? Or who? A2, any idea?

[Montes2]

So I ended up staying Sunday night at the DazeInn so of course I'm hanging around my fave Racetrac where there's always something going on. I see this light skinned thin black or latina spinner with short hair with blondish red streaks and short black shorts lookin good. Then she disappears and I'm like fuck me man, my type even has tats on her thighs. So I hang around the vacuum for about 10 minutes, around 9 ish hadn't been dark too long and I said fuck it so I leave and go to Checkers to get my grub on. Like 5 minutes later she walks up to my door as I'm finishing my food and taps on my window and like "I saw you at the Racetrac" and I'm like NO SHIT, you need a ride right? I'm done eating anyway and she gets in and we drive off and she immediately unzips me and pulls out StrokinJoe Jr. , or SJJr and starts rubbing on him and says "I know what you want" and again I'm like NO SHIT then she says she gives, what, "The Best Blow Job In Orlando". You know how many of them I've had so I ask her how much and she quotes me 50, that's FIFTY checkers and I'm like, are you fucking crazy? That's Wendy from Dizzy World crazy! I countered with 20 and 10 if she swallowed every drop or I would drop her back off and she said ok then I asked her if a room date would be ok since we were 2 blocks away and she said ok but definitely wanted 30 and maybe a little tip if she was "that good" which I agreed. In the room she took her top off and nice little tits, very cute with a few tats on her arms and her name scripted on the side of her neck. Very good and sloppy and wet, but not too deep with lots of ball juggling and CIM with spit in the sink which was ok. I think she actually tried to swallow but started gagging lol. Long story short, probably too late for that, she got 40 checkers from me and walked out of the room when we were done and back down the Trail. Kinda like the old S8 days. Said her name was Valerie to which I responded "NO SHIT, it's on your neck" and she says she's out her all the time. Bbitch I'm out here all the time and I've NEVER seen you. But I wouldn't mind seeing you again. Then I called it a weekend. SJ.

Hey Brothers, Strokn Jo here back at the Daze Inn. I'm having breakfast down in the lobby- just reading the STAR newspaper someone had left on the table, you know the usual stories about aliens and their sex lives bullshit. Take the paper and proceed down to my favorite Racetrac where theres always something going on-and what do you know-out of the corner of my eye I glimpse this blond with green striped hair, then she just disappears. Deciding to trust my luck like last time- I go to checkers to grab a bite. One minute later she's tapping on my window. " I noticed you at the racetrack". I said what's your name. " Vanessa" she answers. Next, she says "I know what I want " NO SHIT. You need a ride. (Joe fails to notice the difference in wording from last week). Then she says " I give the Best Blow Job in the Universe. ". Wow strange but better than last week- as the little head takes over. Driving back to the hotel Joe hears a whirring sound he's never heard before- what was that he said. "My cellphone baby". They arrive at the hotel and she says "give me ten minutes in the bathroom to freshen up. " Joe brings his paper up with him. While she's in the bathroom Joe opens the paper and lands on the article about aliens and their sex lives. He chuckles when he gets to the part about alien women trying to mate with earth males to repopulate their planet. She turns out the lite and comes into the bedroom and starts stroking Joe. Joe's in 7th heaven but does notice- theres still a glow in the bathroom. He's getting his dick sucked by a newbie and everything is right with the world. Right. But whoa wait a minute, wait a fucking minute, he thinks- let me check this out. Turns out the light in the bedroom and WTF she' s still glowing. Joe thinks up plan- he ain't going to repopulate this alien. But she's putting her plan into action too- to get his cum-but so is Joe. At the last second he pulls out and comes on her hair- just like he did with that other bbitch. Joe has saved the USA and the alien has turned into a puff of smoke. Joe opens the door- and whoa, whoa, whoa some kind of kimoda dragon looking thing scampers out of the smoke. Joe closes the door. And calls it a weekend.

[Redsox2005]

Definitely, you will be 100% protected in the unfortunate event of crooked LE. Bail, plus a lawyer pro bono. I think that's worth the $9. 99 monthly service fee. Damn, I'd be a rich mo fo.

Sox man out.

Let me know when its available on iTunes for my iPad cause I def need it. To hell with burning up $20 in gas a night. Not that I don't enjoy the riding around. It would just be nice to have another app to work with. Does it also have the iBail app for the unfortunate Brothers? Take care Sox. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

This app works similar to Uber. It's called the knob slobber and knob slobber plus. Open the app, in the map will open up with all the possibilities in your area. There will be pictures and reviews of each one and how far away they are. Select the one you want and proceed to her lickation. If you require more than the knob slob then you would use the knob slobber plus. Works the same as the original except it will be higher quality and more options available. No money is ever exchanged. Just like Uber, you will be given an estimate of cost prior to the ride and glide. Tipping is optional.

Sox man out.

Let me know when its available on iTunes for my iPad cause I def need it. To hell with burning up $20 in gas a night. Not that I don't enjoy the riding around. It would just be nice to have another app to work with. Does it also have the iBail app for the unfortunate Brothers? Take care Sox. SJ.

[I Pickum Up]

This app works similar to Uber. It's called the knob slobber and knob slobber plus. Open the app, in the map will open up with all the possibilities in your area. There will be pictures and reviews of each one and how far away they are. Select the one you want and proceed to her lickation. If you require more than the knob slob then you would use the knob slobber plus. Works the same as the original except it will be higher quality and more options available. No money is ever exchanged. Just like Uber, you will be given an estimate of cost prior to the ride and glide. Tipping is optional.

Sox man out.

I hope it is available for Android!

[Jaypno1]

This app works similar to Uber. It's called the knob slobber and knob slobber plus. Open the app, in the map will open up with all the possibilities in your area. There will be pictures and reviews of each one and how far away they are. Select the one you want and proceed to her lickation. If you require more than the knob slob then you would use the knob slobber plus. Works the same as the original except it will be higher quality and more options available. No money is ever exchanged. Just like Uber, you will be given an estimate of cost prior to the ride and glide. Tipping is optional.

Sox man out.

This will be a great app everybody would have it.

[Redsox2005]

This app works similar to Uber. It's called the knob slobber and knob slobber plus. Open the app, in the map will open up with all the possibilities in your area. There will be pictures and reviews of each one and how far away they are. Select the one you want and proceed to her lickation. If you require more than the knob slob then you would use the knob slobber plus. Works the same as the original except it will be higher quality and more options available. No money is ever exchanged. Just like Uber, you will be given an estimate of cost prior to the ride and glide. Tipping is optional.

Sox man out.

[StrokinJoe]

Working next to the trail and tried to call desiree, her phone goes straight to vm so I cruise a bit see nothing and call irene. Hispanic spinner I posted about before. She was home, I usually don't go to a walkers location but the littlehead urged me on and I went. Not fond of the location, 1 way in 1 way out but not a ghetto spot. Went inside bbj dt cim spit. 2 dimes and 20 lbs lighter. Digits for share with seniors if wanted.

I saw DizzyRay walking from HoJo to the Farmers Market shopping center across the street this weekend. That might be her new hangout I dunno. Haven't seen her around S8 this past weekend and she didn't seem to have a phone on her. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

Who get out of town- or want something extra- I have compiled a top 12 rating of the different cities of fla. I visit a different city every weekend and don't post here Fri. Or sat. So here goes:

1. NPR: has 5 top girls =comparable to our 5 top -3 mediums- but only come out during day. Drive 2 hrs. Cops=easy. Pulled over once for out headlite.

2. Lakeworth: has 4 top girls and 2 mediums- mostly day- drive 2 hrs. - cops= medium -their constantly visible but not to bad-never pulled.

3. Deland: has 4 top girls and 2 mediums- day and night except late night- can't put at #1 because the hood is so tiny- 30 sec drive -cops=easy -pulled over for seat belt- 25 min drive.

4. Daytona: 3 top girls and 3 mediums- all night long hood roll-cops= medium hard -been pulled twice -followed twice.

5. Titusville: very hit or miss but when good -very good-cops=easy-never pulled.

6. Sarasota, Bradenton: same as Titusville-cops= medium hard, been pulled 3 or 4 times.

7. Tampa: 2 top girls, 3 mediums -police = medium hard -sheriff=medium.

8. Hollywood: 2 tops 2 mediums -police=easy

9. Jax: 2 top, 2 medium- police=hard

10. Miami: 2-3 top girls, cops= hard.

11. St. Pete: 2 top, 1medium ,cops= easy

12. Broward Cty. : forget about it, cops=insane.

That's why I'm here Brother. I'm usually only in town on the weekends, teamwork LOL.

[Montes2]

Who get out of town- or want something extra- I have compiled a top 12 rating of the different cities of fla. I visit a different city every weekend and don't post here Fri. Or sat. So here goes:

1. NPR: has 5 top girls =comparable to our 5 top -3 mediums- but only come out during day. Drive 2 hrs. Cops=easy. Pulled over once for out headlite.

2. Lakeworth: has 4 top girls and 2 mediums- mostly day- drive 2 hrs. - cops= medium -their constantly visible but not to bad-never pulled.

3. Deland: has 4 top girls and 2 mediums- day and night except late night- can't put at #1 because the hood is so tiny- 30 sec drive -cops=easy -pulled over for seat belt- 25 min drive.

4. Daytona: 3 top girls and 3 mediums- all night long hood roll-cops= medium hard -been pulled twice -followed twice.

5. Titusville: very hit or miss but when good -very good-cops=easy-never pulled.

6. Sarasota, Bradenton: same as Titusville-cops= medium hard, been pulled 3 or 4 times.

7. Tampa: 2 top girls, 3 mediums -police = medium hard -sheriff=medium.

8. Hollywood: 2 tops 2 mediums -police=easy

9. Jax: 2 top, 2 medium- police=hard

10. Miami: 2-3 top girls, cops= hard.

11. St. Pete: 2 top, 1medium ,cops= easy

12. Broward Cty. : forget about it, cops=insane.

[MikeTime]

Working next to the trail and tried to call desiree, her phone goes straight to vm so I cruise a bit see nothing and call irene. Hispanic spinner I posted about before. She was home, I usually don't go to a walkers location but the littlehead urged me on and I went. Not fond of the location, 1 way in 1 way out but not a ghetto spot. Went inside bbj dt cim spit. 2 dimes and 20 lbs lighter. Digits for share with seniors if wanted.

[BTmyMt]

Lmaooo I know.

So I met this hottie down by the best buy by the Fuck Mall scooped her up. Told me her name was nikki then 3 seconds later said her real name is jessica. I was like ok and immediately felt on her pussy because I was horny as fuck and she had a purple dress with no panties on we proceed to my location she tells me I'm not a $20 hooker. I tell her that isn't the first time I heard that LOL anyways she's charging a lot for BJ and FS my little head took control so I just paid what she asked damn she was good reminded me of carries BJ and FS. I might have found my new carrie LOL and she's a red head I have a thing for red heads LOL anyways she gives me a BBBJ and then gets on top for CFS then k9 and mish and I got tired had her on top to finish off LOL she's a gem but she told me her ex pimp is harassing her because she decided to go independent and took her phone so she's phoneless and she used to advertise on BP but her pimp took all her money anyways I have to get back to work this took me 5 minutes to write so sorry if I miss something LOL.

Be safe Brothers.

-BMM.

[Scottluvsbbw]

Two weeks ago I couldn't drive down obt without seeing one, no matter time of day. But I didn't have the coin nor the time. Now I have both and can't find a preggo or much else for that matter. Does anybody have preggo intel?

[StrokinJoe]

Yesterday morning I was parked close to the 7-Eleven on the south end of the trail. While waiting I was just hanging out checking my email when a nice looking young girl comes up to the window. She asked if I was waiting on anyone in particular and I said no. She then asked if I would mind giving her a ride and I said that would be fine. She hopped in the vehicle we did a quick LEO check and had a discussion while driving south down the trail. We get to a spot that I'm quite fond of and then OMG I received what has to be the best BBBJNQWS I've gotten in a very long time. After that I decided to get her digits so that I could call her back later to see if it was a fluke or if that was her standard performance. So this morning I'm running around town getting some errands done and decide to call Vivian again to try out for the second time and I must say that this time was even better than the first. She has a great attitude she's easy to talk to and I would have to rate her as one of the best ones out there. I will definitely opt for FS later in the future with her.

Rick.

Vivian was sweet as hell Sunday morning. I def am looking forward to repeating with her for FS. And she's damn pretty too. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

I was out for a leisurely Monday night drive down the trail, and the dark Jeep Cherokee decided to follow me around again. Only two guys in the jeep this time. Mongers beware, this jeep is bad news. Stay safe!

CM.

You should try to get the tag # and anonymously call LEO and report it. Or PM me it and I will. I know it's the same fuckers that fucked with me before. SJ.