Massage Parlor Reports

[HunterGatherer]

I have made several stops here recently. Someone posted previously about the 40 (something working here. Every time I have stopped by she is the only one working.

About a 6. 5 on the AMP scale. Real A-cups. Gives a good massage and is enthusiastic about it. Goes for it even before the flip. Unlike most, finished the massage after completion. Apologized profusely because we couldn't go twice the first time I was there. We made it for it on the last visit.

Perhaps because I am a repeat client, but I was able to put my hands anywhere I wanted to. No idea if FS is available, but I haven't needed to find out yet either.

Doesn't press for tips, although I did, of course.

Hopefully she doesn't disappear before I make another run for the cedars.

[Spriteboy]

Had a nice dream about this location. Met with Cindy. Outstanding table shower with bare hands all over everything. I must say I was very clean down there. Then off to a light touch massage that was very complete. . 6 for the hour + . 4 tip.

[John2526]

I'm a senior member from the DC area, coming to town for work later this week.

I tried to RTFF, but the abbreviations you guys use are commendable in making the references cryptic.

Some AMP's I found on another site are far from the city center where I'm staying (near the Capitol building).

If anyone would be kind enough to PM me with adult fun options in the vicinity (I won't have a car), it woul be much appreciated.

Thanks!

[DuggerJug]

Forgive my intrusion. I looked at a few things such as a low post count and linking what appears to be a non-sexual, therapeutic massage ad, and assumed you were not yet an expert on the world of sensual massage.

For those others, who might not have achieved your level of mastery, here's a little guide to spot the difference between the different types: Therapeutic, Happy Ending and Frustrating. For clarification a frustrating massage is exactly the same as a happy ending massage, except there's no happy ending.

A therapeutic massage requires an appointment, usually a few hours and sometimes a few days in advance. Happy ending massages will almost never put you off for more than a few hours, although some providers will double book, flake out or fail to keep the appointment.

Therapeutic massage ads include words like: certified, Swedish, deep tissue and therapeutic. HE ads have words like: erotic, nude, happy, release, satisfaction, mutual and sensual. Note, the word sensual, without at least 2 other words from this list means it will probably be a frustrating massage.

Therapeutic massage rates are usually between $60-$85/hour, typically 1 hour minimum. HE sessions often advertise 30 minute sessions are available. Rates for a massage parlor are usually $60-$70/hour with a non-advertised tip required for the HE. Private HE rates generally fall in the $100-$200 range, although additional charges my be encountered.

With a therapeutic massage your only risk is of a poor massage. If you choose an AMP for your HE massage, you risk getting a bad massage, a frustrating massage or a massage from Jackie Chan's grandmother. With a private provider HE massage you risk all of the above plus an allergic reaction to cat, dog ferret or goat hair, illness caused by mold, mildew, fungus, fleas or plague infected rats, being robbed by a brother, pimp, stepfather or militant lesbian lover, being raped by a sheepdog or contracting hepatitis or HIV from a carelessly discarded needle.

If you just want a good massage, get a therapeutic massage. If you want a HE massage go to an AMP. If you want a complete surprise pick a random BP body rub advertiser.









Or just read the forum.

Buddy, that post should be framed, and hung on the wall as you enter this forum. I don't think anyone could have summed it up better. Well done.

[Jjbee62]

I have seen Amy a few times and self service is all I get. Has anyone experienced anything different? Pm me details please.

Which Amy in Castleton? Is this Amy at one of the Castleton AMPs, or is this some Amy working from one of the Castleton hotels? If all you get is self service, why do you keep going back to the same person at a location so shrouded in mystery that you don't dare give any clue to its location?

How is anyone supposed to know if the Amy they have had a different experience with is the same Amy? And why should they PM you the details when they have probably already posted a complete report right here?

Are you blonde? I only ask because you remind me of an old girlfriend who kept hinting she had a great surprise for me for Christmas. I went out and spent big bucks, bought her everything she could have possibly wanted. Turns out the surprise was, after she got all her presents, she was dumping me. If you're her, I don't want to date you again, but I would be happy to find out you've put on 60 pounds and really gone downhill.

[Mnyez]

I have seen Amy a few times and self service is all I get. Has anyone experienced anything different? Pm me details please.

[Mwdude]

Does no one RTFF anymore? This has been discussed repeatedly.

I agree. I'd kill for a lady to give me some RTFF this week.

[TheBlindman]

Too many new posters wanting info the last few weeks. Everyone is new once, but do your research and take a few for the team. Provide input to the site and you will be better received when posting questions.

[I Love Hjs 2]

I've been around p-ony and other east side places, but wondering if anyone had any info on this place. Feel like I'll just run into older mamasan then young girls.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...-0320/12648320

Does no one RTFF anymore? This has been discussed repeatedly.

[Jjbee62]

Is because she sent pics and I had to email her since her full phone number wasnt listed in the ad. The pics she sent werent nudes or anything, but she said more were coming. That is atupical of a basic massage in my experience. I appreciate the input that I've received thus far, but unless anyone out there has actual knowledge of what to expect, I don't need any more guesses. I can guess on my own, LOL. Thanks again.

Forgive my intrusion. I looked at a few things such as a low post count and linking what appears to be a non-sexual, therapeutic massage ad, and assumed you were not yet an expert on the world of sensual massage.

For those others, who might not have achieved your level of mastery, here's a little guide to spot the difference between the different types: Therapeutic, Happy Ending and Frustrating. For clarification a frustrating massage is exactly the same as a happy ending massage, except there's no happy ending.

A therapeutic massage requires an appointment, usually a few hours and sometimes a few days in advance. Happy ending massages will almost never put you off for more than a few hours, although some providers will double book, flake out or fail to keep the appointment.

Therapeutic massage ads include words like: certified, Swedish, deep tissue and therapeutic. HE ads have words like: erotic, nude, happy, release, satisfaction, mutual and sensual. Note, the word sensual, without at least 2 other words from this list means it will probably be a frustrating massage.

Therapeutic massage rates are usually between $60-$85/hour, typically 1 hour minimum. HE sessions often advertise 30 minute sessions are available. Rates for a massage parlor are usually $60-$70/hour with a non-advertised tip required for the HE. Private HE rates generally fall in the $100-$200 range, although additional charges my be encountered.

With a therapeutic massage your only risk is of a poor massage. If you choose an AMP for your HE massage, you risk getting a bad massage, a frustrating massage or a massage from Jackie Chan's grandmother. With a private provider HE massage you risk all of the above plus an allergic reaction to cat, dog ferret or goat hair, illness caused by mold, mildew, fungus, fleas or plague infected rats, being robbed by a brother, pimp, stepfather or militant lesbian lover, being raped by a sheepdog or contracting hepatitis or HIV from a carelessly discarded needle.

If you just want a good massage, get a therapeutic massage. If you want a HE massage go to an AMP. If you want a complete surprise pick a random BP body rub advertiser.

Or just read the forum.

[Ilapp]

Is because she sent pics and I had to email her since her full phone number wasnt listed in the ad. The pics she sent werent nudes or anything, but she said more were coming. That is atupical of a basic massage in my experience. I appreciate the input that I've received thus far, but unless anyone out there has actual knowledge of what to expect, I don't need any more guesses. I can guess on my own, LOL. Thanks again.

It is all there if you look.

[Jjbee62]

I've been around p-ony and other east side places, but wondering if anyone had any info on this place. Feel like I'll just run into older mamasan then young girls.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...-0320/12648320

I went 1 time, never again.

On the plus side, the place us nice and clean and the massage was very thorough, including hands feet and scalp. There was even a bit of a tease before the flip.

The negatives, decent looking 40 year old masseuse. No happiness available and was quite aggressive in keeping me covered at all times, including for the table shower. I like a firm, deep massage. She repeatedly tried to dig deep into bines. I had problems walking for 2 days because of the bruising.

To top it off, she asked for a tip.

[SexCreation110]

Thanks to the guys who responded with info about Brandee. I won't be wasting my time with her tomorrow. $80 for a shitty massage and having hear complaints about a boyfriend- nah! I reckon I can figure out a better way to spend my money.

[AchyBreaky]

The rates are. 8 for an hr. I unfortunately got on her mail list and get daily updates on her. Pretty clear she doesn't offer any extras.

Looking at the ad, I would expect a massage and only a massage without even the slightest suggestion of anything except for a massage. Chances are it will be a good massage, unless you try to roam, or try for a happy ending, in which case it will probably be over.

[GwSmith10]

I've been around p-ony and other east side places, but wondering if anyone had any info on this place. Feel like I'll just run into older mamasan then young girls.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...-0320/12648320