Massage Parlor Reports

[PlayerN818]

It's up Balboa, just south of the HD on Roscoe. I won't repeat. $. 5 to the house. Provider was chunky (but her stomach was firm-maybe preg?) and not into it at all. Over the clothes touching, and very mechanical HJ. So, crappy massage and robotic HE. Tipped. 4 and got out of there. PM me if you need more info.

[DangerZone67]

Had a dream that I was on Burbank blvd in NoHo, near a 7-Eleven, and across the street from a CAMP. I went there last night and asked for Anna. But, the MMS said,"No Anna here".

I was perplexed because I was sure the last lady I saw told me her name was Anna. But, I paid my. 4 for the hour anyway, and went in. She showed me to my room.

They have all locked doors now with curtains in front of them. That's a switch from a few years ago. The former owners of the place just had curtains and no closing doors.

The woman I got wasn't great looking. Maybe a 4 or 5. I was in my birthday suit when she came in. Her massage wasn't strong enough for me but it was ok. I like really hard pressure.

We made some small talk but not a lot. Tried to touch her leg or something on a sly, to test the waters and let her know I was cool. She seemed to move away quickly but not acknowledging that I did anything wrong.

No indication during the whole thing that I was going to get any extra not even on the flip. In fact when she had me flip, she covered me up with a sheet while she finished the massage.

So, I had resigned myself to just getting legit massage. Then, as she finished my feet and legs, she lightly smacked jr and said,"I'll be back. " and then left the room, coming back with a basket of goodies.

BLEW my MIND!! Touching (inside and out). No FS though. All I'm going to say is that was the best dream I've had in a long time!

Since I want to protect my precious lady, I'm withholding her name. But will share it with Seniors by private mail. I don't even live in the area but this is going to be my regular spot.

I actually don't need FS if I can get that kind of care from a provider. Too bad it was just a dream. Or I might even ask her out.

[Chazm69]

What was your total damage for BBBJ at the box city spot? Thanks for the help.

Best,

YS24.

$100. A little much but worth it. YMMV.

[Grebo Guru]

So after "striking out" at ACU, I moved on to 10827 Magnolia. They advertise on BP a lot. I've been wanting to go, but it isn't in my normal hunting grounds.

I arrived and got Kiki, 25, from Guangzhou. Kiki was decent looking, and though older than advertised, 25 isn't bad in the CAMPS. By Asian standards she had a bit of a tummy on her, but by American standards she was fine. Bolt on hard be cups. Unfortunately Kiki is an old pro. She's the type that tells you what to do but will do what you ask for about a minute. First red flag was when she seemed happy I wanted only a HH instead of H. Gee, that made me feel warm and welcome. No GFE, and only pecking for kisses. Standard CBJ, CFS, nice bobbie massage though, a minute or two of CG and then she was tired and wanted me to do the work. She did all the standard fake moans and groans. I even told her three times she didn't need to act as I didn't like it. She'll never get an Emmy. Standard fair, got what I needed. $. 20 and back out the door. I never saw the 2nd girl, but I know she was there in the other closed room.

http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.co...d=626~560~4190

SIDE NOTE: Interesting how many AMPs are next to marijuana distributors...

Asses for the Masses!

-GG.

[Grebo Guru]

ACU on VN near DWP station.

I was in the area yesterday and decided to take advantage of that fact and drop by ACU.

Went in sometime about 4 or 4:30, as another monger was walking out. (If you're on here, um, "Hi. ".

I drained the main vein, as I always do, giving me time to look around and evaluate the place. I was then assigned room 6 which was by the bathroom.

I asked mamasan for a line up, got told "Asian. " (Yeah, no shit. Thanks.) Linda came in. Forties and showing it, but skinny. The skinny part works for me, so I stayed.

I'm laying there au natural and Linda asks me what I want or if I wanted everything.

Linda asked me to "make her happy" meaning to tip her up front. Hell no. I said I'd make her happy when we're done. She didn't like that. I said no problem, I'd go elsewhere.

I know: I was unfamiliar to them.

I know: I it was 99% safe based on reviews.

I don't tip up front. Period. No one should. Don't get my started on dumb Johns causing a rise is bad service and high prices.

So off I went, to the next spot.

-GG.

[Grebo Guru]

Hah. Who's on first?

Surprised you had any luck at Woodley / SFM, SE corner. That experience was completely legit for me. No hints of extras.

-60-.

Hints?

My methods are more direct then most. I'm old and don't like wasting time. I don't sit around playing the "Ooops, you saw my pee pee game. ".

My SOP these days: I strip, lay on my back fully exposed. When they start massaging me, I play grab ass. If they haven't asked me what I wanted yet, I either just start unzipping pants or unhooking bra. I'm laying on my back. One step backward and they can be out of it. If they stay standing there, they're used to it.

As mentioned previously. Mamasan full on groping with pants at ankles and HE OK, other girls FS QUIETLY so mamasan doesn't know.

-GG.

[Young Stud 24]

Good place on SW next to Box city. Go upstairs, Unit A. Have gotten decent BBBJ.

What was your total damage for BBBJ at the box city spot? Thanks for the help.

Best,

YS24.

[Mr Sixty]

Good place on SW next to Box city. Go upstairs, Unit A. Have gotten decent BBBJ.

Thank you. Sounds like it is worth the drive.

-60-.

[Mr Sixty]

Hah. Who's on first?

Surprised you had any luck at Woodley / SFM, SE corner. That experience was completely legit for me. No hints of extras.

-60-.

Sorry, I'm bad at taking notes, old, geographically challenged, memory of a goldfish, and lexdysic! I'm lucky I can tie my own shoe laces. Scratch that, I wear loafers, just forgot.

Where I typed Woodman, I meant Woodley. Where I put Sepulveda, I meant Ventura.

Don't even get me started on Owensmouth vs Vanowen!

The two at Woodley / Devonshire. Yeah, boring! I think there is a third close to there too.

One that I've had some luck at (FS) is at Woodley and San Fernando Mission, SE corner. Just look for Taco Bell and you'll know you're in the right area. I Googled it to be sure.

USED to be a good one with younger cuties in the same shopping center as TB, but it's been closed a few years.

Sorry for the confusion and lots of drive-bys.

-GG.

[Chazm69]

Over the past few weeks, I've checked out three places off Woodley in the North Valley. One is the northwest corner of Woodley and Devonshire. One is just west of that same corner, in the next strip mall over. The third is the southeast corner of Woodley and San Fernando Mission.

The last one is legit only. Good massage, unrushed, but no hint of any extras.

The two on Devonshire are good for a happy ending. The one nearest the corner was rushed and jackhammer fast. The one a half-block west was much better, slower, more teasing, good technique. However, both of them were older not-pretty providers, so take that for what it is worth.

Neither is particularly recommended, but either does the trick (so to speak).

Good place on SW next to Box city. Go upstairs, Unit A. Have gotten decent BBBJ.

[Grebo Guru]

It's on Van Nuys, east side of street north of Saticoy.

I might have to make a run there later this week. Funny, when I get there I'll probably go "Ahhhhhh, I haven't been here in years!

But for the record. What's the average age there? 20's? 30's? 40's? 50's?

-GG.

[Checkin Out]

Rainbow on Topanga just south of Devonshire.

Indeed still called Rainbow. Very friendly staff. Seems they have everything covered.

[Grebo Guru]

Over the past few weeks, I've checked out three places off Woodley in the North Valley. One is the northwest corner of Woodley and Devonshire. One is just west of that same corner, in the next strip mall over. The third is the southeast corner of Woodley and San Fernando Mission.

The last one is legit only. Good massage, unrushed, but no hint of any extras.

The two on Devonshire are good for a happy ending. The one nearest the corner was rushed and jackhammer fast. The one a half-block west was much better, slower, more teasing, good technique. However, both of them were older not-pretty providers, so take that for what it is worth.

Neither is particularly recommended, but either does the trick (so to speak).

Sorry, I'm bad at taking notes, old, geographically challenged, memory of a goldfish, and lexdysic! I'm lucky I can tie my own shoe laces. Scratch that, I wear loafers, just forgot.

Where I typed Woodman, I meant Woodley. Where I put Sepulveda, I meant Ventura.

Don't even get me started on Owensmouth vs Vanowen!

The two at Woodley / Devonshire. Yeah, boring! I think there is a third close to there too.

One that I've had some luck at (FS) is at Woodley and San Fernando Mission, SE corner. Just look for Taco Bell and you'll know you're in the right area. I Googled it to be sure.

USED to be a good one with younger cuties in the same shopping center as TB, but it's been closed a few years.

Sorry for the confusion and lots of drive-bys.

-GG.

[Bigbitch]

Tried searching acu and couple of streets mentioned but not able to find it.

Where is this place at?

It's on Van Nuys, east side of street north of Saticoy.

[Mr Sixty]

Over the past few weeks, I've checked out three places off Woodley in the North Valley. One is the northwest corner of Woodley and Devonshire. One is just west of that same corner, in the next strip mall over. The third is the southeast corner of Woodley and San Fernando Mission.

The last one is legit only. Good massage, unrushed, but no hint of any extras.

The two on Devonshire are good for a happy ending. The one nearest the corner was rushed and jackhammer fast. The one a half-block west was much better, slower, more teasing, good technique. However, both of them were older not-pretty providers, so take that for what it is worth.

Neither is particularly recommended, but either does the trick (so to speak).