Massage Parlor Reports

[Grebo Guru]

ACU on VN near DWP station.

I was in the area yesterday and decided to take advantage of that fact and drop by ACU.

Went in sometime about 4 or 4:30, as another monger was walking out. (If you're on here, um, "Hi. ".

I drained the main vein, as I always do, giving me time to look around and evaluate the place. I was then assigned room 6 which was by the bathroom.

I asked mamasan for a line up, got told "Asian. " (Yeah, no shit. Thanks.) Linda came in. Forties and showing it, but skinny. The skinny part works for me, so I stayed.

I'm laying there au natural and Linda asks me what I want or if I wanted everything.

Linda asked me to "make her happy" meaning to tip her up front. Hell no. I said I'd make her happy when we're done. She didn't like that. I said no problem, I'd go elsewhere.

I know: I was unfamiliar to them.

I know: I it was 99% safe based on reviews.

I don't tip up front. Period. No one should. Don't get my started on dumb Johns causing a rise is bad service and high prices.

So off I went, to the next spot.

-GG.

[Grebo Guru]

Hah. Who's on first?

Surprised you had any luck at Woodley / SFM, SE corner. That experience was completely legit for me. No hints of extras.

-60-.

Hints?

My methods are more direct then most. I'm old and don't like wasting time. I don't sit around playing the "Ooops, you saw my pee pee game. ".

My SOP these days: I strip, lay on my back fully exposed. When they start massaging me, I play grab ass. If they haven't asked me what I wanted yet, I either just start unzipping pants or unhooking bra. I'm laying on my back. One step backward and they can be out of it. If they stay standing there, they're used to it.

As mentioned previously. Mamasan full on groping with pants at ankles and HE OK, other girls FS QUIETLY so mamasan doesn't know.

-GG.

[Young Stud 24]

Good place on SW next to Box city. Go upstairs, Unit A. Have gotten decent BBBJ.

What was your total damage for BBBJ at the box city spot? Thanks for the help.

Best,

YS24.

[Mr Sixty]

Good place on SW next to Box city. Go upstairs, Unit A. Have gotten decent BBBJ.

Thank you. Sounds like it is worth the drive.

-60-.

[Mr Sixty]

Hah. Who's on first?

Surprised you had any luck at Woodley / SFM, SE corner. That experience was completely legit for me. No hints of extras.

-60-.

Sorry, I'm bad at taking notes, old, geographically challenged, memory of a goldfish, and lexdysic! I'm lucky I can tie my own shoe laces. Scratch that, I wear loafers, just forgot.

Where I typed Woodman, I meant Woodley. Where I put Sepulveda, I meant Ventura.

Don't even get me started on Owensmouth vs Vanowen!

The two at Woodley / Devonshire. Yeah, boring! I think there is a third close to there too.

One that I've had some luck at (FS) is at Woodley and San Fernando Mission, SE corner. Just look for Taco Bell and you'll know you're in the right area. I Googled it to be sure.

USED to be a good one with younger cuties in the same shopping center as TB, but it's been closed a few years.

Sorry for the confusion and lots of drive-bys.

-GG.

[Chazm69]

Over the past few weeks, I've checked out three places off Woodley in the North Valley. One is the northwest corner of Woodley and Devonshire. One is just west of that same corner, in the next strip mall over. The third is the southeast corner of Woodley and San Fernando Mission.

The last one is legit only. Good massage, unrushed, but no hint of any extras.

The two on Devonshire are good for a happy ending. The one nearest the corner was rushed and jackhammer fast. The one a half-block west was much better, slower, more teasing, good technique. However, both of them were older not-pretty providers, so take that for what it is worth.

Neither is particularly recommended, but either does the trick (so to speak).

Good place on SW next to Box city. Go upstairs, Unit A. Have gotten decent BBBJ.

[Grebo Guru]

It's on Van Nuys, east side of street north of Saticoy.

I might have to make a run there later this week. Funny, when I get there I'll probably go "Ahhhhhh, I haven't been here in years!

But for the record. What's the average age there? 20's? 30's? 40's? 50's?

-GG.

[Checkin Out]

Rainbow on Topanga just south of Devonshire.

Indeed still called Rainbow. Very friendly staff. Seems they have everything covered.

[Grebo Guru]

Over the past few weeks, I've checked out three places off Woodley in the North Valley. One is the northwest corner of Woodley and Devonshire. One is just west of that same corner, in the next strip mall over. The third is the southeast corner of Woodley and San Fernando Mission.

The last one is legit only. Good massage, unrushed, but no hint of any extras.

The two on Devonshire are good for a happy ending. The one nearest the corner was rushed and jackhammer fast. The one a half-block west was much better, slower, more teasing, good technique. However, both of them were older not-pretty providers, so take that for what it is worth.

Neither is particularly recommended, but either does the trick (so to speak).

Sorry, I'm bad at taking notes, old, geographically challenged, memory of a goldfish, and lexdysic! I'm lucky I can tie my own shoe laces. Scratch that, I wear loafers, just forgot.

Where I typed Woodman, I meant Woodley. Where I put Sepulveda, I meant Ventura.

Don't even get me started on Owensmouth vs Vanowen!

The two at Woodley / Devonshire. Yeah, boring! I think there is a third close to there too.

One that I've had some luck at (FS) is at Woodley and San Fernando Mission, SE corner. Just look for Taco Bell and you'll know you're in the right area. I Googled it to be sure.

USED to be a good one with younger cuties in the same shopping center as TB, but it's been closed a few years.

Sorry for the confusion and lots of drive-bys.

-GG.

[Bigbitch]

Tried searching acu and couple of streets mentioned but not able to find it.

Where is this place at?

It's on Van Nuys, east side of street north of Saticoy.

[Mr Sixty]

Over the past few weeks, I've checked out three places off Woodley in the North Valley. One is the northwest corner of Woodley and Devonshire. One is just west of that same corner, in the next strip mall over. The third is the southeast corner of Woodley and San Fernando Mission.

The last one is legit only. Good massage, unrushed, but no hint of any extras.

The two on Devonshire are good for a happy ending. The one nearest the corner was rushed and jackhammer fast. The one a half-block west was much better, slower, more teasing, good technique. However, both of them were older not-pretty providers, so take that for what it is worth.

Neither is particularly recommended, but either does the trick (so to speak).

[Mr Sixty]

I'm a little confused by this report. Sepulveda and Hayvenhurst are parallel. Woodman and Hayvenhurst are a few miles apart. I thought maybe you meant Hazeltine, but Hazeltine doesn't cross Chatsworth!

Thanks for any clarification.

-60-.

Yes. Always FS there but I haven't been in a long time, probably a name change or two. Thanks.

Also "the place behind the Reseda Post Office" is always good if you want overweight 40 yo Chinese "girls".

Zen Therapy, but I don't like it.

The Colombian place in Panorama City, but I don't like it.

There's a place on Sepulveda on the North side, a little east of Hayvenhurst I think. That's real good. Nice pretty young girls. Might be Hana? Good place. I should go more often.

There's a place on the SE corner of Woodman (or Hayvehurst) at Chatsworth (or San Fernando Mission) that depending on the girl, FS. Don't try the boss. She's the little spinner. You can rub her up and play with her, but she won't do anything for you.

Always looking for something new.

-GG.

[Grebo Guru]

Which colombian place are you talking about?

I don't know the name. If you search BP for Columbian you'll find it. It's near Parthenia and Van Nuys. Zen Therepy has Columbian too from what I remember.

-GG.

[Juan Carlitos]

Which colombian place are you talking about?

Yes. Always FS there but I haven't been in a long time, probably a name change or two. Thanks.

Also "the place behind the Reseda Post Office" is always good if you want overweight 40 yo Chinese "girls".

Zen Therapy, but I don't like it.

The Colombian place in Panorama City, but I don't like it.

There's a place on Sepulveda on the North side, a little east of Hayvenhurst I think. That's real good. Nice pretty young girls. Might be Hana? Good place. I should go more often.

There's a place on the SE corner of Woodman (or Hayvehurst) at Chatsworth (or San Fernando Mission) that depending on the girl, FS. Don't try the boss. She's the little spinner. You can rub her up and play with her, but she won't do anything for you.

Always looking for something new.

-GG.

[Grebo Guru]

Rainbow on Topanga just south of Devonshire.

Yes. Always FS there but I haven't been in a long time, probably a name change or two. Thanks.

Also "the place behind the Reseda Post Office" is always good if you want overweight 40 yo Chinese "girls".

Zen Therapy, but I don't like it.

The Colombian place in Panorama City, but I don't like it.

There's a place on Sepulveda on the North side, a little east of Hayvenhurst I think. That's real good. Nice pretty young girls. Might be Hana? Good place. I should go more often.

There's a place on the SE corner of Woodman (or Hayvehurst) at Chatsworth (or San Fernando Mission) that depending on the girl, FS. Don't try the boss. She's the little spinner. You can rub her up and play with her, but she won't do anything for you.

Always looking for something new.

-GG.