The Rat Trap

**Montes2** · 07-06-15 20:43

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

By far one of the best girls on the trail Montes. Obt is ALWAYS an adventure for me brother. Girls everywhere!

Chris5.

I guess the others- since they don't have any girls to show can only- spout bitterness while their jacking off! The more bitterness the more happiness on our part.

**Sillyolman** · 07-06-15 20:30

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

Sometime you meet some girls who just want to have fun - $ are not part of the deal. If you go to a place called Fantasyland in Tampa. You can meet girls like that. Fantasyland is probably the 2nd greatest spot to hang out in Florida. Especially if you know a girl like Summer pictured in the parking lot there. We like going there because its so much fun. We like being nice people. No meaness in us at all because we have fun. Just finding the pot of gold....

You see a woman you wouldn't want to stick your dick into. No matter how much protection you have wrapped around it.

**Member #4882** · 07-06-15 18:52

They could be siblings.

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Who don't just dive in head first when a woman says she will fuck us for $ will take a pass on that one. Enjoy your evening with her though, I am sure the 2 of you make incredible magic together.

**Montes2** · 07-06-15 18:50

Sometime you meet some girls who just want to have fun - $ are not part of the deal. If you go to a place called Fantasyland in Tampa. You can meet girls like that. Fantasyland is probably the 2nd greatest spot to hang out in Florida. Especially if you know a girl like Summer pictured in the parking lot there. We like going there because its so much fun. We like being nice people. No meaness in us at all because we have fun. Just finding the pot of gold....

**Sillyolman** · 07-06-15 17:49

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

Somewhere in florida theres a conveyor belt of sex. After all that's what USA Sex Guide is all about. To guide fellow brothers to the end of the rainbow. I hope you like what you see at the end of my rainbow. Names Shanna by the way. She'll walk right up to your door and hop in and say " Are you looking for a date" . The conveyor belt will deliver one after another- of these rainbows. All you got to do is follow the rainbow. We all know what that's like. To chase rainbows. Todaloo.

Who don't just dive in head first when a woman says she will fuck us for $ will take a pass on that one. Enjoy your evening with her though, I am sure the 2 of you make incredible magic together.

**Montes2** · 07-06-15 17:43

Somewhere in florida theres a conveyor belt of sex. After all that's what USA Sex Guide is all about. To guide fellow brothers to the end of the rainbow. I hope you like what you see at the end of my rainbow. Names Shanna by the way. She'll walk right up to your door and hop in and say " Are you looking for a date" . The conveyor belt will deliver one after another- of these rainbows. All you got to do is follow the rainbow. We all know what that's like. To chase rainbows. Todaloo. She ended up being a friend of mine and we had free sex right after this picture was taken.

**Member #4882** · 07-06-15 14:07

She looks like a popular reality star by the name of Katelyn. I would not touch that if she paid me. Guess we just have different standards of beauty. Enjoy your time in Trollville. No hard feeling troll on my brother!!

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Game set match? For what? Shooting your mouth off on the internet? We bow at your feet oh imperial grand poobahhh.

**Sillyolman** · 07-05-15 19:56

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

Mayor of no-life ville. Game, set, match.

Game set match? For what? Shooting your mouth off on the internet? We bow at your feet oh imperial grand poobahhh.

**Chris5** · 07-05-15 16:59

Originally Posted by Montes2 [View Original Post]

Mayor of no-life ville. Game, set, match.

By far one of the best girls on the trail Montes. Obt is ALWAYS an adventure for me brother. Girls everywhere!

Chris5.

**Member #4882** · 07-04-15 23:05

Do you think I can get the one with the Stars and Stripes to meet me on OBT in my van?

Originally Posted by LuvInIt007 [View Original Post]

Have fun and be safe.

**Exec Talent** · 07-04-15 20:43

Originally Posted by Adepti [View Original Post]

So, I was in the mood for a good massage on 4th of July out of boredom. I rode down to CB via a 45 min drive hoping to get a little asian flavor.

Rung the bell, drew in a new girl I hadn't seen before. First thing she asked was my ethnicity. I told her, then she requested my I'd. She looked at my I'd and asked more interrogative questions about my ethnicity / heritage. I again explained.

She then told me that their massage services was "unavailable" for me due to my ethnicity. I even requested Amanda (one of the regulars I had seen before) and she told me "she doesn't work here anymore. " (not sure if this is true or not, but is what I was told today).

The girl then rudely slammed the door behind my back and I was off. Very disappointing experience. I would stay away in the future.

Interesting that you decided with your ONE post to put down a popular alternative to the lame body rub joints.

Just in case people were not paying attention to what goes on around here more often than not.

**LuvInIt007** · 07-04-15 15:30

Have fun and be safe.

**LuvInIt007** · 07-04-15 15:27

Could not agree more!

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

C3 put it exactly right, a few friends getting together and talking smack. That's the thing I've been trying to explain.

That's why I'm using the fucking delete button A LOT these days.

Here's an idea for you guys that don't get it. If you post something and I delete it, don't post more shit like it. If you post something and I don't delete it, post more shit like that.

I fucking hate having to do this on this thread, it's a waste of my time, but I don't want to see it go away.

A2.

**MITransplant** · 07-04-15 14:06

All I can say is that I wished I lived a little closer to the OBT. Everything that I have read across all threads is a bit of a hike for me. Maybe something will venture more my way.

**Admin2** · 07-04-15 11:47

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Ah, yes, the sweet sound of a few friends getting together at Hooters and talkin' smack. I am thinkin' the Rat Trap may finally be back to normal.

Just sayin'.

C3.

C3 put it exactly right, a few friends getting together and talking smack. That's the thing I've been trying to explain.

That's why I'm using the fucking delete button A LOT these days.

Here's an idea for you guys that don't get it. If you post something and I delete it, don't post more shit like it. If you post something and I don't delete it, post more shit like that.

I fucking hate having to do this on this thread, it's a waste of my time, but I don't want to see it go away.

A2.