Massage Parlor Reports

[Grebo Guru]

Over the past few weeks, I've checked out three places off Woodley in the North Valley. One is the northwest corner of Woodley and Devonshire. One is just west of that same corner, in the next strip mall over. The third is the southeast corner of Woodley and San Fernando Mission.

The last one is legit only. Good massage, unrushed, but no hint of any extras.

The two on Devonshire are good for a happy ending. The one nearest the corner was rushed and jackhammer fast. The one a half-block west was much better, slower, more teasing, good technique. However, both of them were older not-pretty providers, so take that for what it is worth.

Neither is particularly recommended, but either does the trick (so to speak).

Sorry, I'm bad at taking notes, old, geographically challenged, memory of a goldfish, and lexdysic! I'm lucky I can tie my own shoe laces. Scratch that, I wear loafers, just forgot.

Where I typed Woodman, I meant Woodley. Where I put Sepulveda, I meant Ventura.

Don't even get me started on Owensmouth vs Vanowen!

The two at Woodley / Devonshire. Yeah, boring! I think there is a third close to there too.

One that I've had some luck at (FS) is at Woodley and San Fernando Mission, SE corner. Just look for Taco Bell and you'll know you're in the right area. I Googled it to be sure.

USED to be a good one with younger cuties in the same shopping center as TB, but it's been closed a few years.

Sorry for the confusion and lots of drive-bys.

-GG.

[Bigbitch]

Tried searching acu and couple of streets mentioned but not able to find it.

Where is this place at?

It's on Van Nuys, east side of street north of Saticoy.

[Mr Sixty]

Over the past few weeks, I've checked out three places off Woodley in the North Valley. One is the northwest corner of Woodley and Devonshire. One is just west of that same corner, in the next strip mall over. The third is the southeast corner of Woodley and San Fernando Mission.

The last one is legit only. Good massage, unrushed, but no hint of any extras.

The two on Devonshire are good for a happy ending. The one nearest the corner was rushed and jackhammer fast. The one a half-block west was much better, slower, more teasing, good technique. However, both of them were older not-pretty providers, so take that for what it is worth.

Neither is particularly recommended, but either does the trick (so to speak).

[Mr Sixty]

I'm a little confused by this report. Sepulveda and Hayvenhurst are parallel. Woodman and Hayvenhurst are a few miles apart. I thought maybe you meant Hazeltine, but Hazeltine doesn't cross Chatsworth!

Thanks for any clarification.

-60-.

Yes. Always FS there but I haven't been in a long time, probably a name change or two. Thanks.

Also "the place behind the Reseda Post Office" is always good if you want overweight 40 yo Chinese "girls".

Zen Therapy, but I don't like it.

The Colombian place in Panorama City, but I don't like it.

There's a place on Sepulveda on the North side, a little east of Hayvenhurst I think. That's real good. Nice pretty young girls. Might be Hana? Good place. I should go more often.

There's a place on the SE corner of Woodman (or Hayvehurst) at Chatsworth (or San Fernando Mission) that depending on the girl, FS. Don't try the boss. She's the little spinner. You can rub her up and play with her, but she won't do anything for you.

Always looking for something new.

-GG.

[Grebo Guru]

Which colombian place are you talking about?

I don't know the name. If you search BP for Columbian you'll find it. It's near Parthenia and Van Nuys. Zen Therepy has Columbian too from what I remember.

-GG.

[Juan Carlitos]

Which colombian place are you talking about?

Yes. Always FS there but I haven't been in a long time, probably a name change or two. Thanks.

Also "the place behind the Reseda Post Office" is always good if you want overweight 40 yo Chinese "girls".

Zen Therapy, but I don't like it.

The Colombian place in Panorama City, but I don't like it.

There's a place on Sepulveda on the North side, a little east of Hayvenhurst I think. That's real good. Nice pretty young girls. Might be Hana? Good place. I should go more often.

There's a place on the SE corner of Woodman (or Hayvehurst) at Chatsworth (or San Fernando Mission) that depending on the girl, FS. Don't try the boss. She's the little spinner. You can rub her up and play with her, but she won't do anything for you.

Always looking for something new.

-GG.

[Grebo Guru]

Rainbow on Topanga just south of Devonshire.

Yes. Always FS there but I haven't been in a long time, probably a name change or two. Thanks.

Also "the place behind the Reseda Post Office" is always good if you want overweight 40 yo Chinese "girls".

Zen Therapy, but I don't like it.

The Colombian place in Panorama City, but I don't like it.

There's a place on Sepulveda on the North side, a little east of Hayvenhurst I think. That's real good. Nice pretty young girls. Might be Hana? Good place. I should go more often.

There's a place on the SE corner of Woodman (or Hayvehurst) at Chatsworth (or San Fernando Mission) that depending on the girl, FS. Don't try the boss. She's the little spinner. You can rub her up and play with her, but she won't do anything for you.

Always looking for something new.

-GG.

[Dgoesinyours]

Not West or North Valley, but thank you. I will check it out when in the area sometime. Just not an area I'm in often.

-GG.

Rainbow on Topanga just south of Devonshire.

[Lotus007]

For what its worth, ACU is the best place in the valley. I've had nothing but success. As always YMMV but I've had BBBJ, Greek, MSOG. Always very accomodating.

Tried searching acu and couple of streets mentioned but not able to find it.

Where is this place at?

[PlayerN818]

For the noobs: Avoid these places. It's a bullshit idea of charging you big money to not let cum (or MAYBE a HJ). No BJ, FS. Don't try to read between the lines thinking they are really offering more.

[Bigbitch]

ACU on VN near DWP station.

For what its worth, ACU is the best place in the valley. I've had nothing but success. As always YMMV but I've had BBBJ, Greek, MSOG. Always very accomodating.

[Big5555]

On this note avoid Ocean Spa Vanowe at Topenga they ask for tip in advance and massage and table shower was bad.

[PlayerN818]

Guys.

Just saw ad for Belagio on VN blvd.

Please do yourselves a favor. Stay away.

Probably the worst MP experience I've ever had.

They demand tip up front.

Provide nothing.

Make you feel stupid and dirty for even asking for anything or complaining just a bad place.

Concurred. Nothing but legit with a shitty massage.

[okser]

Guys.

Just saw ad for Belagio on VN blvd.

Please do yourselves a favor. Stay away.

Probably the worst MP experience I've ever had.

They demand tip up front.

Provide nothing.

Make you feel stupid and dirty for even asking for anything or complaining just a bad place.

[Grebo Guru]

ACU on VN near DWP station.

Not West or North Valley, but thank you. I will check it out when in the area sometime. Just not an area I'm in often.

-GG.