Streetwalker Reports

[SantaClause]

Santa cummed to town today and hooked up with a naughty and nice big no HUGE assed girl named Bella. Momma Mia. Oh before I forget, after walkin out of the Wawa on The Trail across from The Royal Inn, although it was 92 degrees in O Town I saw a Snowflake. The walkers were out in full force. I spotted Bella strollin by the Dollar store. Now for those of you Ho hunters who may want a description of her when you see that azz you will know you found Bella. Momma Mia. She is very popular with the hunters hoppin in and out of cars and trucks and so after waiting about 45 minutes I finally got her to take a sleigh ride. As we headed North she stroked my Pole. And when we arrived at scene of the crime I said flat out, " Bella you have an amazin ass I love it " . With a smile she said, oh thank you Santa " . Then she asked Jolly Ole St. Nick, " What do you like? ' and I said, lickin and suckin " . And that's what I got a Pole lickin and suckin while playin with that awesome bare ass. Now when I was squirmin she said, " Santa tell me when you're goin to cum " . As I gasped and jumped around I said, I'm CUMMiIN!! And she said, " slap my ass " . And that's how I busted slappin that HUGE ass watchin it shake and jiggle as I got sucked. When we got to the drop off point she hugged and kissed me and gave her word of better things to cum. And there you go. Bella. Mommia Mia. Oh BJCIMWAPH. SC.

[SantaClause]

He may end up on Aloha and have the TOHL. HaHa LOL Blo Jo Stro Jo WaWA. Hd so mch fn wth hs lst pzzl I cdnt gt off the intrnt.

HO HO.

Take care Montes2 SC.

[Montes2]

Back Page not blossom park- what are all those girls going to do. I'm so concerned. All you guys over there?

[Montes2]

Oh shit LMFAO.

He may end up on Aloha and have the TOHL. HaHa LOL Blo Jo Stro Jo WaWA. Hd so mch fn wth hs lst pzzl I cdnt gt off the intrnt.

[SantaClause]

A few years ago there was "THE notorious Trap House" on 25th just off of Rio Grande and it ran 24/7 with about 6 or 8 girls, Candy, Justice, Kim just to name a few. It was getting so bad they would stay there in shifts and walk up to the corner, little convenience store, like Church St back in the 80's, Ho's jumping in and out of cars, then it began. Trespassing. The big "T" was their way to pop the girls when all else fails. Plus they were always "carrying" or had warrants, etc. Girls would have to walk out in the street around the place or go around the block to the liquor store or whatever or get popped for the big T. A bullshit, but legitimate law. They wore it out at the Tuscany on OBT years ago now its the "crime of choice" at BP and other known drug or Ho4hire locations, 7/11's, etc. In Tampa, South Nebraska Ave many years ago it was so bad the girls would be trespassed from street corners. Lawyers fought it and lost. A very good GF of mine got popped about 3 or 4 times, same place, all for T and did about 9 months. Now they will start with us. Do you have a room here? Why are your eyes bloodshot? Why do you have a condom in your shirt pocket? Why is USASG on you phone screen? What are those Wawa napkins for? Blah Blah Blah. PANAMA lol. SJ.

Oh shit LMFAO.

[StrokinJoe]

While listening to Van Halen- what did I see. But Brittany from the Aloha ST. She (21 year old 8. 5) is a very new prostitute. AKA Tyler style. I had asked the other girls if she had started dating dope boys. And they said yes. So during the date I asked her to tell me what it was like to date a dope boy. Suffice to say what an interesting story how these girls become trap house girls. Maybe I should relate that story someday- but it was otherwise a silky date for Brittany. And I moved on down to the trail. Cops are trying a new tactic- after that worthless undercover tactic Friday night. Their trespassing the girls from everywhere but the sidewalk. They put their name in the computer and it lists out all the places their trespassed from. They got Liz like this. Anyway learned this from Jessie. Who walks below the bridge- with the truckers. Proceeded to interview her what is was like to be a lot lizard- another interesting story of how she jumps from one truck-to another. Another silky date with Jessie. Panama!!

A few years ago there was "THE notorious Trap House" on 25th just off of Rio Grande and it ran 24/7 with about 6 or 8 girls, Candy, Justice, Kim just to name a few. It was getting so bad they would stay there in shifts and walk up to the corner, little convenience store, like Church St back in the 80's, Ho's jumping in and out of cars, then it began. Trespassing. The big "T" was their way to pop the girls when all else fails. Plus they were always "carrying" or had warrants, etc. Girls would have to walk out in the street around the place or go around the block to the liquor store or whatever or get popped for the big T. A bullshit, but legitimate law. They wore it out at the Tuscany on OBT years ago now its the "crime of choice" at BP and other known drug or Ho4hire locations, 7/11's, etc. In Tampa, South Nebraska Ave many years ago it was so bad the girls would be trespassed from street corners. Lawyers fought it and lost. A very good GF of mine got popped about 3 or 4 times, same place, all for T and did about 9 months. Now they will start with us. Do you have a room here? Why are your eyes bloodshot? Why do you have a condom in your shirt pocket? Why is USASG on you phone screen? What are those Wawa napkins for? Blah Blah Blah. PANAMA lol. SJ.

[Montes2]

Turn on Van Halen on the mp3 - what did I see. But Brittany from the Aloha ST. She (21 year old 8. 5) is a very new prostitute. AKA Tyler style. I had asked the other girls if she had started dating dope boys. And they said yes. So during the date I asked her to tell me what it was like to date a dope boy. Suffice to say what an interesting story how these girls become trap house girls. Maybe I should relate that story someday- but it was otherwise a silky date for Brittany. And I moved on down to the trail. Cops are trying a new tactic- after that worthless undercover tactic Friday night. Their trespassing the girls from everywhere but the sidewalk. They put their name in the computer and it lists out all the places their trespassed from. They got Liz like this. Anyway learned this from Jessie. Who walks below the bridge- with the truckers. Proceeded to interview her what is was like to be a lot lizard- another interesting story of how she jumps from one truck-to another. Another silky date with Jessie. Panama!!

[StrokinJoe]

Hey SJ I knew that was you Sunday morning. Dying your hair blond and growing a full beard didn't fool Santa one bit.

Got to keep them guessing. LEO is on my tail like the escaped prisoners in NY. Oh, nevermind, that didn't work out for them very good for them. Anyway take care SC.

[SantaClause]

What's up Brother Chris5. Glad you asked because I've had a couple messages / PM's about her also. I posted Sunday morning that I think I saw her but NOT SURE. This girl looked about the same size, shape, hair color and kinda had Amber's unmistakable "perfect posture" AND a few tats but I was across the street and I did NOT see her face so I'm not 100% certain and I don't want to hurt or insult her if it was not definitely her. I am on the lookout and I wish her the best, she is a really sweet girl and I will post accordingly. Take care Brother and Brothers. SJ.

Hey SJ I knew that was you Sunday morning. Dying your hair blond and growing a full beard didn't fool Santa one bit.

[Camera3]

Maybe I'm just not destined to do this. . . . I must lack the requisite balls to perform the scoop.

OK. I obviously have more time on my hands than is safe this morning and did some Googling. The question may not be what to do to stay out of trouble. I think it is, what are the things that get you in trouble, and then don't do them.

I think it is about not doing stupid stuff. Don't attract attention. Don't break the law. What laws, you may ask? Well, the obvious is, don't violate the states prostitution laws. Florida laws define prostitution as the "giving or receiving of the body for sexual activity for hire. " The state describes "sexual activity" as a wide range of sexual activities. Florida Statutes Sections 796.03-796.09 is tedious reading.

But the things that gain attention and don't get you arrested but do get you harassed, illegal you-turns, tail lights out, not using turn signals properly, stopping in the middle of OBT to offer a chick a ride (duh!) Loitering, the list goes on. The specifics:

You-turn. The law states that you can make a turn in the opposite direction (a you-turn), on any street, as long as it can be made safely and without interfering with the other traffic. The exception is if it is prohibited by signage. You-turns with no traffic coming. Safe. You-turns in the path of an oncoming 18-wheeler. Unsafe.

Tail lights out. This is an interesting one. The test for stopping someone with a tail light issue is this, it is totally dependent on whether the bad light causes a safety hazard. That said, I am probably not going to say to a LEO who has stopped me because my tail light is cracked, "Officer, are you aware the Florida Supreme Court held in Doctor v. State that cracked tail lights cannot support a vehicle stop unless said lights created a safety hazard?" (596 So. 2 d 442,446 Fla. 1992). That would fall under the "don't do stupid stuff" phrase mentioned above. To me, poking a bear is stupid stuff.

Turn signals. There is a 100 ft. Rule in Florida. Easy enough. An attorney told me that the general rule is, engage your turn signal before your brake and you should be fine.

Stopping in the middle of OBT to pick up a girl. If that requires explaining then, yeah, this is a bad hobby to choose.

Loitering. Since this has come up recently around The Quadrant I was wondering just what it means. Under Section 856.021, Florida Statutes, it is unlawful for any person to "loiter and prowl" in a place, at a time, or in a manner not usual for law-abiding individuals, under circumstances that warrant a justifiable and reasonable alarm or immediate concern for the safety of persons or property in the vicinity. The essence of loitering or prowling in Florida is that the accused engaged in unusual or suspicious behavior that causes justifiable concern that a crime is about to be committed against persons or property. That, my friends, is pretty fuckin' vague. No wonder it worked so well in The Quadrant Raid a couple weeks back.

So, the next time you make an illegal you-turn, forget to signal, have all your tail lights out, stop in heavy traffic on OBT to roll down your window and yell at a chick, "Hey, want to fuck me for thirty bucks?" maybe you should take a deep breath.

I am not a full-time cruiser and there are certainly a few guys on here with far more experience than me. I have only had a LE "harass" me one time. I had been cruisin' Lockhard with no luck and stopped in the parking lot of a vacant office to wait for a while to see what might come up. I grabbed my Mifi and laptop and did some business related emails and stuff. A fine young member of our esteemed sheriff department pulled up beside me and asked what I was doing. I held up the laptop and said, "Business emails. " He then asked if I knew I was loitering in a known gang area. I am thinkin', huh? This is one of the busiest roads in the world, what gang activity is he referring to? Plus, the red necks of Lockhard probably have "gang" members for lunch. There was some ugly graffiti on the buildings, so I thought the better of it and asked if I moved to the CVS parking lot, would that be better?

OK. Got to get back to my day job.

C3.

[StrokinJoe]

Have any of you mongers seen AAA Amber since her vacation release?

Chris5.

What's up Brother Chris5. Glad you asked because I've had a couple messages / PM's about her also. I posted Sunday morning that I think I saw her but NOT SURE. This girl looked about the same size, shape, hair color and kinda had Amber's unmistakable "perfect posture" AND a few tats but I was across the street and I did NOT see her face so I'm not 100% certain and I don't want to hurt or insult her if it was not definitely her. I am on the lookout and I wish her the best, she is a really sweet girl and I will post accordingly. Take care Brother and Brothers. SJ.

[MikeTime]

Drove from the east side to the trail then thru lockhart back to the east side. Seen isis, circled back and she was gone. No ine out tonight, stay in save gas.

[Montes2]

On both counts, I was just bored, and unfortunately too far away to hit the trail but as soon as I get back into town I will work on that bullshit ratio. It sucks having to work for a living. Take care Brother. SJ.

Spent hours trying to figure it out- I'm going to save that one for my grandchildren.

[StrokinJoe]

This was easy- just a bullshit post if you ask me.

On both counts, I was just bored, and unfortunately too far away to hit the trail but as soon as I get back into town I will work on that bullshit ratio. It sucks having to work for a living. Take care Brother. SJ.

[Montes2]

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This was easy- just a bullshit post if you ask me.