Massage Parlor Reports

**Olman** · 07-06-15 01:34

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/16794385

Can somebody tell me what "flat rate" means? In this case I expected an hour massage with MT and HE. What I got was an up sell for 4 hands and a shower massage, no MT, and a HJ (but no HE).

When I entered the small apartment, which had the living room filled with a massage table and a full size mattress on the floor, there were two nice looking topless girls with panties. When I showed surprise about there being two girls, they said that a two girl massage would be 120. That sounded like a bargain to me so I agreed. Then they offered to start with a shower massage for another 20. I've had two girls in a shower before and enjoyed all the body to body contact so I agreed.

I got undressed and waited 3 or 4 minutes while they got things organized. Well there was only one girl in the shower and no MT let alone body to body. When I stepped out of the shower the other girl toweled me off, while the girl in the shower washed her hair. I laid down on the massage table for 3 or 4 minutes while they got organized. The shower girl had her head wrapped in a towel. The massage had a lot of tease, but no deep tissue which I had requested for my glutes and hams. On the flip they went straight to the joy stick. When the first try didn't even get me close, I suggested a few minutes of relaxing massage before trying again. I was told time was up and they had other clients coming. When I got to the car I could see only thirty minutes had expired.

**Member #6999** · 07-04-15 09:08

Originally Posted by BillBradsky [View Original Post]

Please stop posting this bullshit or move it to "Stupid Shit in St. Louis", where it belongs. What's with you and JGreat on the Washington massage thread?

They way he writes, he has to be asian himself.

**Bill Bradsky** · 07-04-15 00:31

Originally Posted by ChristM [View Original Post]

Police AMP raid, right now!

, Asain Massage & spa is being raided by the police right now.

Be careful out there!

Please stop posting this bullshit or move it to "Stupid Shit in St. Louis", where it belongs. What's with you and JGreat on the Washington massage thread?

**ChristM** · 07-03-15 17:45

Police AMP raid, right now!

, Asain Massage & spa is being raided by the police right now.

Be careful out there!

**ProviderPirate** · 07-01-15 08:30

This ad is definitely not the girl in the pic. This my experience and others on the board have reported as well.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...sages/11183432

Watch out for the tranny's & fatty's.

*ARGHHH happy hunting.

**Jamesj** · 07-01-15 07:43

Originally Posted by Richter [View Original Post]

I wanted a quick 30 minute massage that was cheap and close by. I went to Sunrise and expected nothing but a good massage. I laid down covered and she came in and I lifted my head to say hello and introduce myself as I always do and she yelled to put my head back down. I was thinking oh boy we got a crazy massage nazi on our hands. I obliged. It was hot as hell in there and I did ask for her to remove the cover from the top half of my body and she yelled again for me to put my head back down. This time I actually said fuck this shit, and that the massage was over. I told her to get out as I got up to get dressed. I told the front desk manager what happened and that I understand massage etiquette but she was being rude. I gave them the $1. 00 per minute rate that my massage lasted and left. I know this is a useless post but figured I would share it.

This is a great post.

Lets us know to avoid this place & what bullshit goes on there.

Thanks again & happy hunting.

JAMESJ.

**VpPokerPlayer** · 06-30-15 22:58

Originally Posted by WillRodgers [View Original Post]

Has anyone noticed the recent catch phrase (although most girls do use) the phrase "I'm back by 'POPULAR' demand" Of course these girls have no reviews so being able to comprehend who's really wanting them back is difficult to ascertain. This particular ad is an example of that but it brings up another question, do any of these girls even think about what is in the background of their pictures? After seeing this ad and reading about her being back by popular demand, I thought to myself. I wonder how much time she really spends in the kitchen and whether or not she can cook?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...emand/16785675

She might be able to cook Meth LOL.

**Richter** · 06-30-15 15:29

I wanted a quick 30 minute massage that was cheap and close by. I went to Sunrise and expected nothing but a good massage. I laid down covered and she came in and I lifted my head to say hello and introduce myself as I always do and she yelled to put my head back down. I was thinking oh boy we got a crazy massage nazi on our hands. I obliged. It was hot as hell in there and I did ask for her to remove the cover from the top half of my body and she yelled again for me to put my head back down. This time I actually said fuck this shit, and that the massage was over. I told her to get out as I got up to get dressed. I told the front desk manager what happened and that I understand massage etiquette but she was being rude. I gave them the $1. 00 per minute rate that my massage lasted and left. I know this is a useless post but figured I would share it.

**Brykye** · 06-30-15 14:37

Originally Posted by WillRodgers [View Original Post]

Has anyone noticed the recent catch phrase (although most girls do use) the phrase "I'm back by 'POPULAR' demand" Of course these girls have no reviews so being able to comprehend who's really wanting them back is difficult to ascertain. This particular ad is an example of that but it brings up another question, do any of these girls even think about what is in the background of their pictures? After seeing this ad and reading about her being back by popular demand, I thought to myself. I wonder how much time she really spends in the kitchen and whether or not she can cook?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...emand/16785675

It means their pimps want mo money. LOL.

**WillRodgers** · 06-30-15 12:49

Has anyone noticed the recent catch phrase (although most girls do use) the phrase "I'm back by 'POPULAR' demand" Of course these girls have no reviews so being able to comprehend who's really wanting them back is difficult to ascertain. This particular ad is an example of that but it brings up another question, do any of these girls even think about what is in the background of their pictures? After seeing this ad and reading about her being back by popular demand, I thought to myself. I wonder how much time she really spends in the kitchen and whether or not she can cook?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...emand/16785675

**LimpDick** · 06-30-15 09:19

LOL. Saw a gal named ping in Chinatown (since moved). She was great with the ass play followed by HJ (as many pops as you can handle within the time). But after play during my recharge she massaged my face and I had to miss work for a week and take 3 different anitibiotic drops.

Lesson learned. Stay away from my face!

Originally Posted by Mafo29 [View Original Post]

For $50 more I bet she will fart on your pillow to try to give you pink eye!

**LittleKing** · 06-29-15 23:42

Originally Posted by MongerUrMom777 [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tcall/16692131

Keeps popping up. Any experiences with this provider?

Number registers ok, pics are yes / no in terms of valid.

Be safe out there.

-MUM out.

Her and another girl are working out of an office in south city. It was a total ripoff. Terrible massage and not even a HJ.

**Ritewing** · 06-29-15 22:45

Originally Posted by STLguy1980 [View Original Post]

For 400 or 450 she will masturbate with a toy for you. But you can only watch.

This girl needs to get a grip on reality. Talk about GPS!! Go see Viktoria for the "massage her" option for 100 and you can do her with the toys yourself. It's a lot of fun and she loves it too. Any of the YGND for 125 will get you that much or more.