Streetwalker Reports

[Montes2]

I was out last night from about 12 - 3, really was nothing to see until this perfect little spinner BSW, about 5' tall, long brown curly hair wearing thigh high stockings at 4 2nd St. Now I never see black escorts so I'm not going to scoop up a BSW but I'm about to make an exception and begin my you turn when the skies light up with about 50 mongers that came out of nowhere. It was like a laser light show at a Stones concert with all the cars spinning around.

It was a free for all with about 10 people trying to scoop the poor girl up, she nearly got run over. Someone in a white Nissan won the prize. I did see her later without the stockings though.

Yes their is. Their is the possibility I know this girl. Consider yourself lucky you didn't pick her up. Let me explain. Once a week I visit my psychiatrist. He starts off by asking if I still hated my mother. I said no, theres someone new. I proceeded to explain that I had picked up this short perfect little BSW spinner in my white Nissan at a laser lite show at the stones show on OBT, her name was Erica. I said 1. -She wanted me to buy her a drink, Ok then. 2. - She wanted me to buy her some food at Checkers, OK then 3. - Get condoms- OK then. So finally we park. And I ask her to take off her top so I can play with her breasts- while receiving a BJ. She said that's extra- OK then- she looks at my condoms and said their thins- so she says I must wear 2- Ok then (now I know what my dick feels like on novacaine- like when you go to the dentist and can't feel your lower lip). She does the BJ for about 30 seconds and says her jaw hurts. I say- not Ok- and proceed to throw her out of my van. The doc said I've heard of this before on previous posts of USASG- Its called Erica Syndrome. Technical diagnosis for her is Demented Obnoxia. Symptoms for those who catch this syndrome is deflated genitalia and extreme anxyietia.

[StrokinJoe]

Dam SJ,

Now I am in a mood for some strawberry jam for some reason! LMAO.

Go check out the Tampa SW section, I just replied to my post about my UTR dark chocolate for you to see!

Thanks Brother I like me some dark chocolate especially after the Strawberries and cream last night. Can't find pics in the Tampa SW thread you posted. PM me a hint. It's probably right in front of my beady little eyes. Take care Mr RM.

[StrokinJoe]

I'm glad that your experience has been good with her. Really hope it stays that way. She was always pretty. Ex-Dancer and all.

Next time get a pic of that rack!

I will Fuzzy. I was so mesmerized by the dolphins I felt like I was a little kid at Sea World. Take care Brother. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

The return of " shoot me mutha fucka " Ash A Lay.

SC.

I love my life. What can I say LOL.

[Jonah1]

I had this dream the bunny trail has been a little crazy for a while, I got no where and had a cancle, so I ventured a little north and east to Matland, and Prembrook Dr. Where there is an Extended Stay Americana. Heard about this RH Ashley. Saw her at the Wendy's very near her place, so in this dream, she invited me up to her room for a singing performance. The room, yea a room, was nice and very clean, the bed was even made. Ashley was just out of the shower. Nice girl. If you are looking for a young spinner, move on and pass. Great, and I do mean great singing. This one wants to please. 35 min non stop except for a few times to avoid an early ovation. Her choice Yea, she said not yet. I want to show you some other songs I know. Loves it when you tell her how to sing and wants the song to be perfect. Took instructions so well and added some other tongue twisting yoddling that Annie Oakly would have been proud of. Asked for an encore and it was so good I had to tap out. 4 Chris5, she is as good as our old buddy. You may want to try a singing session. It set me back 4 and a 1/2 rows. I moved back to 5 and 1/2 rows because she gave it her all. Have digits, but she has a BP ad with 3 or 4 pics. If you put Ashley in the little box, magically, she pops up. I think it is under body rubs, because she does that on the side. It was a good dream ann I woke up and drove back on 417.

[Fuzzy]

Ok Brothers so here it is. After all the feedback this week about Strawberry I had to go for a round 2 to confirm my suspicions. And I did. And it was good. Maybe better than last time. I found her in the same Strawberry Patch just South of The King. She hugged and kissed me and thanked me for the wonder review and says "I'm going to give you something to write about" LOL. Went to The CasaAlaSJ or something like that and had an incredible time. This beauty is the "Caramel Carrie". I know other Brothers have had bad experiences with her but SJ will keep rolling the dice. She is as sweet and pleasing as anyone. And definitely easy on the eyes. Take care Brothers, I am spent. May have some digits for a few select friends and SM's. SJ.

I'm glad that your experience has been good with her. Really hope it stays that way. She was always pretty. Ex-Dancer and all.

Next time get a pic of that rack!

[SantaClause]

For Kevon, I'm afraid. Had to start my day off with Krystal's and Kevon. Saw her staggering in front of Best Buy and knew she wasn't going to make it far. After making a few attempts at picking up the Brunette in the black dress, I decide to rescue Kevon from a for sure jaywalking or public fuckedupness charge. Parked close buy and she began her ball licking and deep throat that she is famous for. Then it happened. She fell asleep. Out like a light. Now I continued to face fuck her for another minute or 2 which I don't think is illegal because it did start out consensual. Right before my alarm cock went off, she woke on her own and said she was sorry but she'd been up 4 days. She just got back from vacation 4 days ago WTF? She did finish the deed cim as always and spit. Anyway she said LEO was fucking with her earlier threatening to charge her with child abuse or something because she's pregnant and that fucked up. It's just a matter of time maybe hours before she gets popped again. Dropped her back off in The Quadrant. Quite a few girls out this morning including Delicious Desiree looking good! Sidebar: You dumb blond Ho with the flannel shirt and jeans. I tried to pick you up a couple times but that douchebag bf or whatever is hanging on your ass like a fucking kite tail. Lose him you stupid fuck maybe someone will pick you up. You ain't ugly and might know what you're doing but none of the guys I know will pick up a Ho with their Dboy or bf tailing their ass. Anyway that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Oh yea about an hour ago I saw Ash A Lay the dumb bbbbitch at the 39th St Arches begging me for a date I said girl don't you remember how our last one turned out as I was taunting her fat Preggo ass with my Big Gulp haha. Take care Brothers. SJ.

The return of " shoot me mutha fucka " Ash A Lay.

SC.

[Indian River]

I was headed to Hello Spa on East Colonial to get my favorit legit massage when I noticed a walker on Colonial outside the Spa.

She was a white girl brown hair and had a great body. When I got out of the Spa, she was being placed into a LEO car by an Orange Deputy. Too bad, she looked nice. First time reporting on this forum. Also, hello Spa gives a great foot and body massage. Total legit but really good.

[RookieMonger]

Ok Brothers so here it is. After all the feedback this week about Strawberry I had to go for a round 2 to confirm my suspicions. And I did. And it was good. Maybe better than last time. I found her in the same Strawberry Patch just South of The King. She hugged and kissed me and thanked me for the wonder review and says "I'm going to give you something to write about" LOL. Went to The CasaAlaSJ or something like that and had an incredible time. This beauty is the "Caramel Carrie". I know other Brothers have had bad experiences with her but SJ will keep rolling the dice. She is as sweet and pleasing as anyone. And definitely easy on the eyes. Take care Brothers, I am spent. May have some digits for a few select friends and SM's. SJ.

Dam SJ,

Now I am in a mood for some strawberry jam for some reason! LMAO.

Go check out the Tampa SW section, I just replied to my post about my UTR dark chocolate for you to see!

[SantaClause]

Ok Brothers so here it is. After all the feedback this week about Strawberry I had to go for a round 2 to confirm my suspicions. And I did. And it was good. Maybe better than last time. I found her in the same Strawberry Patch just South of The King. She hugged and kissed me and thanked me for the wonder review and says "I'm going to give you something to write about" LOL. Went to The CasaAlaSJ or something like that and had an incredible time. This beauty is the "Caramel Carrie". I know other Brothers have had bad experiences with her but SJ will keep rolling the dice. She is as sweet and pleasing as anyone. And definitely easy on the eyes. Take care Brothers, I am spent. May have some digits for a few select friends and SM's. SJ.

Strawberry Fields Forever.

SC.

[StrokinJoe]

For Kevon, I'm afraid. Had to start my day off with Krystal's and Kevon. Saw her staggering in front of Best Buy and knew she wasn't going to make it far. After making a few attempts at picking up the Brunette in the black dress, I decide to rescue Kevon from a for sure jaywalking or public fuckedupness charge. Parked close buy and she began her ball licking and deep throat that she is famous for. Then it happened. She fell asleep. Out like a light. Now I continued to face fuck her for another minute or 2 which I don't think is illegal because it did start out consensual. Right before my alarm cock went off, she woke on her own and said she was sorry but she'd been up 4 days. She just got back from vacation 4 days ago WTF? She did finish the deed cim as always and spit. Anyway she said LEO was fucking with her earlier threatening to charge her with child abuse or something because she's pregnant and that fucked up. It's just a matter of time maybe hours before she gets popped again. Dropped her back off in The Quadrant. Quite a few girls out this morning including Delicious Desiree looking good! Sidebar: You dumb blond Ho with the flannel shirt and jeans. I tried to pick you up a couple times but that douchebag bf or whatever is hanging on your ass like a fucking kite tail. Lose him you stupid fuck maybe someone will pick you up. You ain't ugly and might know what you're doing but none of the guys I know will pick up a Ho with their Dboy or bf tailing their ass. Anyway that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Oh yea about an hour ago I saw Ash A Lay the dumb bbbbitch at the 39th St Arches begging me for a date I said girl don't you remember how our last one turned out as I was taunting her fat Preggo ass with my Big Gulp haha. Take care Brothers. SJ.

[PerfectAss]

Would possibly be when you reach down and grab her COCK! 42nd thru 45th streets are notorious for the stick shifts. They used to all be down at Nashville but traffic has slowed down there so they're moving West to the trail. Not saying that she WAS but there's decent odds. I found out the hard way a few months ago and I like to think I am a seasoned veteran but damn some of the dudes now, I'm not saying anymore, just be careful. Of course, to each his own I'm just saying. Take care TeenLover and thanks for the post. SJ.

"I found out the Hard way".

There you go, thinking with the wrong head!

[StrokinJoe]

So, I did a quick run down the trail and damn traffic sucked. Even with Uncle out, the game traffic, and people everywhere mongers were pulling some werid uturns and even stopped traffic in a lane to talk to a ho. Saw nothing out that interested me so I contacted BabyJamie, know she is in singing lessons only mode. Went to see her at Wendy's and she asks me if it is okay for her to bring her burgers into the car. Uhhh ok, didn't really want my microphone smelling like a cheese burger but hey. Out she came yelling at some guy, so I split before she saw me. She contacted me be back after I felt how someone stole her credit card and she needs mario coins. Not my scene, I just kept going, beside she looks rough not how I remember her at all.

Felt kind of bad leaving her there crying with a bag of burgers and still yelling at the guy.

Just saw her crossing The Quadrant to the now Mobil station with some whacked out looking dude and she looked rough with some ripped up jeans. Saw a cutie light skin black with gold hair might had been one I posted about a month or so ago that was staying at the hotel across from the Caddy dealer but couldn't see for sure. Saw another girl that looked like AAAmber same walk and posture and build but couldn't see her face. Saw a few more girls around The Quadrant but I'm not at the ShitHole8 as it is now a TraveLodge and they want 70 plus fees so about 80 out the door.

Moving up the trail lots of activity between the bowling alley and the Royal Hotel. About 8 or 9 and a mix of colors and sizes. A few more around Krystal. 3 or 4 around the strip clubs. I'm driving North Brothers. At Holden a real cute light skin black girl with Linc from the old Mod Squads 'fro with a white skirt or dress. Very cute but yelling at cars going by. The 5 foot tall little black hottie has on a red dress on the corner of 42nd and looking good. The familiar super dark 98 mile per hour tranny is speed walking past Checkers. Saw a few more here and there surprised so much activity at 4:00 Well that's about it for now. Be safe guys, saw a few LEO and pretty sure they see me haha. SJ.

[StrokinJoe]

Ok Brothers so here it is. After all the feedback this week about Strawberry I had to go for a round 2 to confirm my suspicions. And I did. And it was good. Maybe better than last time. I found her in the same Strawberry Patch just South of The King. She hugged and kissed me and thanked me for the wonder review and says "I'm going to give you something to write about" LOL. Went to The CasaAlaSJ or something like that and had an incredible time. This beauty is the "Caramel Carrie". I know other Brothers have had bad experiences with her but SJ will keep rolling the dice. She is as sweet and pleasing as anyone. And definitely easy on the eyes. Take care Brothers, I am spent. May have some digits for a few select friends and SM's. SJ.

[CransdorfMukai]

She has a credit card?

LOL, I know, right. Just reporting what she said. Maybe it was a Visa gift card!! Either way, I did not want to stick around a burger carrying, crying, and yelling SW.

CM.