Strip Club Reports

[UsBorne]

Saturday afternoon, lots of girls only of interest to me. Thicker body, dark hair and tanned. Mid 40's. Said she had worked their 25 years. Pleasant to talk to and was very playful before we went back. Said her name was Debby. Began an oral exam that was not playful but painful switched to plan be and the application of the cover was also painful. Plan be did not work in the confines of the area. Removed cover and began oral that was painful again. Took matters into my hands to resolve matters. Took my bruised and battered out of there and won't repeat. Worst experience in 40 plus years of activity. She has no pleasurable skills in back. I thought she was an angel but instead she ripped me off figuratively and literally.

[UsBorne]

Saturday afternoon. Tropical, thicker AA, was fun and reasonably priced. Alana has big very saggy boobs, she is not big. She was not reasonably priced, fun yes but not reasonable. Tropical would repeat Alana I would not.

[StripperLover]

Stopped in last Wednesday daytime, won't make that mistake again. 2 beers for $9 but some of the worst daytime talent (even worse than Players daytime). You can print up a free entry pass from their website, I'll check it out again but later in the evening.

[Ackson13]

Just left. Great time! 1:30 skinny blond sits on the lap says its her last dance and shell give a goid deal. I ask what's a good deal. She says 80 everything. No cover availavble (she asks if in clean. I'm am howevee how many others have lied?) so daty BBBJCIM spit, slight insertion for quasai penatration. Blond short hair good looking girl that said she works Tues. Wed and weekends (I was hoping she would be there tommorow for another round before I fly out). Bit tipsy.

Days or nights?

[Jooop]

If anyone has Kerry / karmas real name or number pm me please. Henry's is a drive for me and I want to get in touch with her before I do to make sure she's there. Thanks.

Try Coli Karma was there Friday about 5'9 Black hair.

[Abcd1]

Just left. Great time! 1:30 skinny blond sits on the lap says its her last dance and shell give a goid deal. I ask what's a good deal. She says 80 everything. No cover availavble (she asks if in clean. I'm am howevee how many others have lied?) so daty BBBJCIM spit, slight insertion for quasai penatration. Blond short hair good looking girl that said she works Tues. Wed and weekends (I was hoping she would be there tommorow for another round before I fly out). Bit tipsy.

[KdScott222]

If anyone has Kerry / karmas real name or number pm me please. Henry's is a drive for me and I want to get in touch with her before I do to make sure she's there. Thanks.

[Easy Rider 22]

Take the pebble, grasshopper. One needs only to look to the South gate to fulfill one's journey.

15480 Dix Toledo Rd, Southgate, MI 48195.

[Davenothere]

She threw up on me. . .

Nice, that's usually extra.

[OdysseusMI]

Coliseum has $3 beers weekdays until 8 pm and no cover daytime except for a $8 valet fee, players seems to have the same setup. Any other clubs have the same deals?

I can confirm this. Plus they offer some good deals on food. The food is pretty good, maybe on average about a 6 or 7 on a scale of 1-10. The Christmas spread they put out is great. For those on the far east side, decent prices on beer and food at The Traffic Light during the afternoon. I think I paid $5 for a domestic and got a NY strip that had to be something like 20+ ounces in size for $12 a few weeks back, complete with sides. Talent was on the thin side with just a few gals, but Maddie (or Mollie, or something like that) was interested and just talked my ear off for the couple of hours I was there.

Everyone knows how pricey things are at PHC, but last fall when I went there for away games on Saturdays, I would pop in, watch the game, enjoy the stage show, and get a bucket of beers (quantity of 5 I think) for $20. Normally something like $35 or so during a weekday afternoon. Food is decent there, some specials here and there. If you can call them specials as compared to other clubs.

By the way, stopped at Coli yesterday and the curtains are still up. Talked with Macy for a while late in my stay there. (Cute spinner type with big dee's and several tats. Great eyes, shoulder length jet black hair.) Too late in my stay to join her in VIP, but we've been talking several times now and I'll report on her next time I visit there in probably three weeks or so.

Stay safe and well.

[Jooop]

Coliseum has $3 beers weekdays until 8 pm and no cover daytime except for a $8 valet fee, players seems to have the same setup. Any other clubs have the same deals?

I don't think Tycoons caugfht on to this as it cost me 7. 00 plus for a beer.

[Incognito1234]

My Google fu Is weak, I keep hearing about H8 north and South but I only know about the one on Inkster, where are these clubs at?

Take the pebble, grasshopper. One needs only to look to the South gate to fulfill one's journey.

[StripperLover]

Coliseum has $3 beers weekdays until 8 pm and no cover daytime except for a $8 valet fee, players seems to have the same setup. Any other clubs have the same deals?

[LandscapeGuy01]

My Google fu Is weak, I keep hearing about H8 north and South but I only know about the one on Inkster, where are these clubs at?

[Incognito1234]

Gents,

So I was feeling the need to please the little captain and found myself at Bogeys on the Ave. I walk in, pay the cover and start to enjoy the scenery. Side note, on the stage was a woman I have to believe is either pregnant or has a distended stomach. It was an odd moment. Usually the place has at least one stand out in the 7-9 range. Not so this Thursday afternoon.

I do see this MILF type that has a great pair of legs. Not long, but enjoyably thick in that retired ice skate coach way. She comes over after her stint on stage and we begin to talk. She's very personable and I can tell she has her script down pat and I enjoy the back and forth. I get down to brass tacks and agree on. 70 for the CBJ.

(I'm not totally into her but that feels like a deal).

So We walk upstairs and I pay the gatekeeper. We find our way to the booth and she lets me play with the backside for a bit as she prepares the cover. I lay back and she begins. . . Fair. . . Nothing special and I realize that I am not going to get there at this rate. Worst yet, is now I'd have to negotiate the rate down with the next girl because of the money I will have wasted with this one.

I decide to take control of the situation and I ask her to stand to my right so I could glide my fingers over that nice undercarriage I mentioned early. She resumes her mission and things are going better but not perfect. So I start to apply pressure to the back of her head to control rhythm and depth. . . I should have thought threw the depth part. I feel her tapping my thigh like an MMA fighter in a choke hold.

But I am not registering the meaning behind the tap.

Then it happens. . . She spills her lunch / beer / who the hell knows all over the captain. Luckily the captain was covered. I am mortified yet dumbfounded all at the same time. She feels soooo bad. I take in stride, The moment if you hadn't guessed is over. She cleans me up as best as she cans and tries to explain she tried to warn me.

I hit the bathroom and drive to the next with a thought on my mind: What the hell am I doing with my life?

I laugh and realize, I am living the life I choose.

Then I pulled in at H8 N. . . Yup the saga continues.

Live Long and Prosper.

Free.

LOL. Sorry about your experience. On the plus side, I've learned some valuable information here: MMA thigh tap is stripper code for "I'm going to puke". Good to know...