Strip Club Reports

[BobbyFlay12]

Hello everyone,

I am a long time lurker and first time poster. I have been reading about the different things that go on in Providence for a while now and had time to go there this past weekend. I have been to multiple clubs in multiple cities, including Detroit and Tampa, which have set a standard for me. So gather around because I have a story about my endeavors into the strip club scene in RI. Warning: this is probably going to be a long. I will also leave some tips for other people going to this area for the first time.

Day 1.

I had read the forums and different websites multiple times and had a pretty good idea of the different strip clubs. Since I was only in town for a couple of days, I narrowed my selection to the two most popular clubs in my mind, which are desire and foxy lady. It seems to me that those are the two places with the hottest girls and where the most fun happens. I ran into some traffic and got into town around 9 pm. I checked into the local hotel, cleaned up and dressed nicely, and decided to make my way over to club desire. I figured this was the best place currently, with the hottest women especially being a Friday night. The club is in an OK area, with ample parking and free valet at that time. Lots of cars outside, meaning this place was already busy. $10 cover, which was fine. Did not check I'd at that time. I get inside and I am taken aback right away. TONS of guys, mostly middle aged men or groups of guys in bachelor parties. There is no sitting room anywhere and the place is starting to get crowded. There were probably 20 girls at that time, with something for everyone; you had the blondes, brunettes, spinners, latinas, etc. Mostly 6-9. Now, I had read how this was a regulars club and that the women usually don't come around and talk to people. Right when I walked in, I could see that that was true. The girls were either standing around ignoring people, or were talking 1 on 1. To deal with this, I got a little aggressive. After I bought my beer, I started eyeballing women, and introducing my self to the ones closest to me not talking to someone. First person was this late 20's blonde haired latin girl who was an 8 and said she is usually in Florida and is visiting for the summer. She was tall, with bolt-ons, and some very plump lips. We talked, and she told everything about the club and what's available. Her prices initially seemed high, with $$$ for BJ, which is all she would do. We couldn't agree on a price so she walked away. As soon as she left, these two people came together. One was a young girl with short black hair and studs across her chest. Her friend was also a young, long black haired girl who wore hipster glasses. They were an 8 and 7 respectively. They tried to convince me to go together to the CR, but that was too much money for me. After I politely sent them on their way, the one girl without the glasses, comes back and whispers into my ear that I should pick her over her friend because we will have way more fun. Intriguing to say the least.

So I am starting to feel good and think that I have the hang of this. Its starting to remind me of Detroit a little. After a few minutes of drinking, I see a short latin white girl with long black hair, I think her name was the* She was a 7, with natural boobs and a decent ass. We get to talking and agree to a price, $$ for everything. Go back to the CR room, pay and tip the man $10 and go back. As soon as the door closed, she took off her clothes and got down to business. A little mechanical but still a good job. 15 minutes went by pretty quickly, and she took care of all of my needs. Being throughly relaxed now, I grab another beer, sit back and relax for a bit. I'm thinking, that is easily like detroit and I should have no problem finding another person. Or so I thought.

It was now about 11:30 and the place got more and more crowded, but I felt confident that I could find someone else. I started going up to multiple different women, including L* a young, fit Colombian spinner and the two blonde girls. All of these were 8's with the Colombian being a 9. Initiating conversation was easier than I thought, however, they ended pretty quickly. Once we started talking about pricing and what's available, I was surprised. Everyone of them started quoting $3-5 for a BJ and did not offer more than that; the Colombian said $500 for HJ and double that for anything more!. I was thinking that this way too much money and ended up walking away from all of them. I'm pretty good at negotiating, but none of these people wound budge at all. I started asking more women, however they seemed tame and did not offer any extras. Eventually, I found another blonde, who was probably a 7, with light blonde hair, bolted-on see's, and a decent ass. We agreed to $$ and were about to go back, but at the last minute, found out that she did not have protection. I am not willing to do anything without that, so we stopped that pretty quickly. I ended up going back to the first girl, with the stud piercing, and when we started talking, it turned out that she was pretty tame and did not actually offer anything.

By this time, it was now 1:30 and things were wrapping up. I was feeling bummed out and surprised. What I thought was going to be an epic night pretty much fizzled out. Was it just that its Friday night, or maybe just the girls I asked, that it cost so much? I did not think too much of it and decided I would see how things would go tomorrow. Stay tuned for day two.

[iamioman]

Well I didn't get her schedule but she says she is back for good! Yeah ok, but this is her third or fourth time back!! Also Iamonian is correct, I have been there quite a few times and it is hit or miss. You can either find a gem or two or you will just waste your time sitting there watching dogs. The only thing good I can say is that Pandora, Lux and a few others are smokin hot and also the CR's are getting much better than the days of the windows in the doors. Guess Franky Jr. Realized it isn't good to have that many CR's that never got used with peep windows! They are still pretty vacant but I have used them 4 times with 3 different girls with no interruptions and I did get one girls digits and she is seeing me OTC so yeah I am still going to be mongering there. Also got offered digits from a skinny white spinner said she would also see me OTC but her price is too high at $$ to $$$ depending on how much she does!! A few of these girls are hot but they are very high priced and won't negotiate.

One other CF tip. Every private dance room has a large hiden-driveway-style mirror up where the ceiling should be so the person at the counter / register can see what's going on in the room.

If you are shy you should make sure you tilt the mirror so you have some privacy. Some dancers do this on their own or look up to see where the mirror is aimed, some have to be asked. If your dancer doesn't look up at the mirror and or adjust it your dance will probably be pretty vanilla.

[Wanttoknow]

Anyone remember Grady Place East? It was located on Charles between Caddy and Home depot. Got my first "hobby" action there. I nice HJ and I was hooked. LOL. Also got rolled / mugged there on one of my return trips (which was my last trip). Not by a lady by a dirt bag customer. I got my revenge on him years later. What goes around comes around.

There was a trailer outside the club where the dancers would take you for extra action. This club was a dive but a lot of fun could be had.

[CadillaCock]

When is she most likely to be there?

Well I didn't get her schedule but she says she is back for good! Yeah ok, but this is her third or fourth time back!! Also Iamonian is correct, I have been there quite a few times and it is hit or miss. You can either find a gem or two or you will just waste your time sitting there watching dogs. The only thing good I can say is that Pandora, Lux and a few others are smokin hot and also the CR's are getting much better than the days of the windows in the doors. Guess Franky Jr. Realized it isn't good to have that many CR's that never got used with peep windows! They are still pretty vacant but I have used them 4 times with 3 different girls with no interruptions and I did get one girls digits and she is seeing me OTC so yeah I am still going to be mongering there. Also got offered digits from a skinny white spinner said she would also see me OTC but her price is too high at $$ to $$$ depending on how much she does!! A few of these girls are hot but they are very high priced and won't negotiate.

[MilfsOnly]

Anyone remember Grady Place East? It was located on Charles between Caddy and Home depot. Got my first "hobby" action there. I nice HJ and I was hooked. LOL. Also got rolled / mugged there on one of my return trips (which was my last trip). Not by a lady by a dirt bag customer. I got my revenge on him years later. What goes around comes around.

[iamioman]

CF was DEAD tonight early. One dancer was on stage when I got there, she walked off stage to hang out with one of the 3 other customers in the club without any announcement of a replacement.

Had a drink kept thinking someone else would be coming on stage, but song after song no DJ announcinbg anyone to the stage. They announced the $10 lap dance hour to a club that had literally ONE dancer in the house and maybe 5 customers max. And she was with a customer the entire time I was there.

Briefly saw 2 other dancers one guy was monopolizing in their outdoor 'patio', but that was it - 3 dancers working, no one dancing, no one offering lap dances. A few other guys came in and left in the time I was there.

If they could be consistent they could be a really good club, but as it is some nights they are really fun club with hot dancers other times the club just sux balls (not in a good way).

[Puckster]

Pandora is back at Club Fantasies after taking a year off to have a baby and if she hadn't told me that I wouldn't have known since she still is a smokin hot Portuguese / Puerto Rican knockout with no stretch marks at all on that play toy body. Still has the face of a goddess also. Also Sparkles as usual a very nice chocolate treat with reasonable prices and a great attitude and last but not least the hottest of them all Lux short for luxury or luscious or luxurious or whatever. Part Indian girl with a knockout face and body. She is a 10 in my book but like most 10's if you want all of her in private you better bring a very thick money roll. She isn't cheap but she offers a full menu if you have money to burn!!

When is she most likely to be there?

[CadillaCock]

Pandora is back at Club Fantasies after taking a year off to have a baby and if she hadn't told me that I wouldn't have known since she still is a smokin hot Portuguese / Puerto Rican knockout with no stretch marks at all on that play toy body. Still has the face of a goddess also. Also Sparkles as usual a very nice chocolate treat with reasonable prices and a great attitude and last but not least the hottest of them all Lux short for luxury or luscious or luxurious or whatever. Part Indian girl with a knockout face and body. She is a 10 in my book but like most 10's if you want all of her in private you better bring a very thick money roll. She isn't cheap but she offers a full menu if you have money to burn!!

[TheGame05]

Wild Zebra must be desperate for business as they already have a free admission coupon you can print off. http://coupons.stripclubcoupons.com/...cmFjbHViLmNvbQ.

[Whaler17]

I only did see Linda that one time. Like I said, I got what I need out of it. I wouldn't repeat though as it was good but there are far better options out there. It's good to know that CF is relaxing their CR rules a bit. Could booth fun be coming back?

It's funny though. I never did BP because of the booths and strippers were my thing. But, once that got shut down (thanks Paige! I had the itch and tried out the BP. Now, I would like to try the booths again but BP is better value. Then again, the same old girls are on BP and that gets tired real quick.

Dark hair & glasses?

[StirpperMonger]

Just wondering which clubs everyone is favoring nowadays? Things have changed a lot in recent months. There are two new clubs and some of the other clubs like CF are starting to turn for the better. What's your go to club at the moment when it comes to solid lineups and fun?

[CrashDavis33]

Does anyone know whatever happened to Kendra from the CL? She was awesome and I miss her!

[iamioman]

Lisa Marie, but you're right on.

Bingo, can't believe I forgot cause I remember when she introduced herself thinking "Lisa Marie? Like Elvis's daughter"? Also she called herself "The lovely Lisa Marie" - which is a weird way to refer to yourself.

[Joe Kickass]

Well I said it before and I will say it again, I have known this girl for years and she thinks she is gods gift to men, has a nasty attitude and she used to do BB everything at Cheater's years ago, got diseased up, started making guys wear condoms for everything after that and now it looks like her big fake tit job has deflated on her. She has stretch marks on them now and they sag and they aren't in your face anymore so I would say they went to hell also. She will act friendly to you as long as you throw money at her but if you are smart enough to not play her game you will get a dose of total ***** reality from her trench mouth. She hates men and only wants to get them for their money. Yes you can do good in the CR's but I wouldn't waste my money on a CBJ or CFS from this one when there are much better to be had at CF if you happen to be there at the right time. Both Maria and Hennesey both blew me away for 100 with excellent BBBJCIM and CFS but both left a month or two ago because they just weren't making enough I guess.

I only did see Linda that one time. Like I said, I got what I need out of it. I wouldn't repeat though as it was good but there are far better options out there. It's good to know that CF is relaxing their CR rules a bit. Could booth fun be coming back?

It's funny though. I never did BP because of the booths and strippers were my thing. But, once that got shut down (thanks Paige! I had the itch and tried out the BP. Now, I would like to try the booths again but BP is better value. Then again, the same old girls are on BP and that gets tired real quick.

[CadillaCock]

I had a pretty good experience with her when she was on BP. Although everything was covered, she was pretty chill and I got what I needed out of it. So, she's dancing again? Is she one of those dancers that pulls all the old tricks like dancing past the song and charging you two lap dance prices instead of one? Can you actually get away with certain things in the booths again at CF?

Well I said it before and I will say it again, I have known this girl for years and she thinks she is gods gift to men, has a nasty attitude and she used to do BB everything at Cheater's years ago, got diseased up, started making guys wear condoms for everything after that and now it looks like her big fake tit job has deflated on her. She has stretch marks on them now and they sag and they aren't in your face anymore so I would say they went to hell also. She will act friendly to you as long as you throw money at her but if you are smart enough to not play her game you will get a dose of total ***** reality from her trench mouth. She hates men and only wants to get them for their money. Yes you can do good in the CR's but I wouldn't waste my money on a CBJ or CFS from this one when there are much better to be had at CF if you happen to be there at the right time. Both Maria and Hennesey both blew me away for 100 with excellent BBBJCIM and CFS but both left a month or two ago because they just weren't making enough I guess.