Massage Parlor Reports

[ContinentalMan]

See, this is why I have played traffic cop in here a few times. So, guys don't go to a certain place looking for something they will never get. Some guys have not liked me correcting their false reviews, but its for the betterment of the others on this site. Their are a few proffesional liars on this board and I try my best to let the rest of you know the truth. Nobody is EVER going to get greek at any of these spas. Don't care if you offer 1000 dollars, they arent going to do it.

I did get Greek from Yellow / Shampoo once a couple months ago but on my last visit (the one right after that) she didn't want to do it and I didn't really care enough to push it so I just did my usual.

It is possible to get Greek, BUT I Would only say it's a 1% chance of it actually ever happening.

[HeeJung47]

I have tried that more than half a dozen times she actually laughed at me last time and said no way.

See, this is why I have played traffic cop in here a few times. So, guys don't go to a certain place looking for something they will never get. Some guys have not liked me correcting their false reviews, but its for the betterment of the others on this site. Their are a few proffesional liars on this board and I try my best to let the rest of you know the truth. Nobody is EVER going to get greek at any of these spas. Don't care if you offer 1000 dollars, they arent going to do it.

[HeeJung47]

Well, you are all either right about the substitution, or I am really terrible at determining an Asian lady's age. It could be the latter. They generally look younger than they are. Still, there is the issue of the soggy midsection. Either kids, or she lost a bunch of weight. I am not opposed to calling Anna again to see who else is on the menu. I am not sure if she has others in the area, but If anybody knows another one in the Madison heights area I would appreciate the info.

Yingyan is in her mid 40's.

[DirtyOne6969]

Well, you are all either right about the substitution, or I am really terrible at determining an Asian lady's age. It could be the latter. They generally look younger than they are. Still, there is the issue of the soggy midsection. Either kids, or she lost a bunch of weight. I am not opposed to calling Anna again to see who else is on the menu. I am not sure if she has others in the area, but If anybody knows another one in the Madison heights area I would appreciate the info.

[Wiggles0923]

How do they handle "periods"? Just provide massage and HJ? I have never come across this. Chime in if you have come across this. I think they might use a sub for the few days. Might explain the confusion with Yan Yan.

Usually if it is a full service place a BJ will be give instead.

[SewerStan]

How do they handle "periods"? Just provide massage and HJ? I have never come across this. Chime in if you have come across this. I think they might use a sub for the few days. Might explain the confusion with Yan Yan.

I asked Yan Yan today. She said in broken English "happy endings only".

[SewerStan]

I have been to all of Anna's locations. Anna is very efficient on the phone and I wish all business ran as smoothly as hers. Yan Yan aka Julie aka Judy has been at all locations most recently at 14/75 location. She's playful and does an excellent massage yes she does have a little loose skin around her belly but that doesn't matter to most of us mature guys. She has long legs and nice long hair. She claimed to be 35 but looks younger. All services are available I didn't ask about Greek because I'm not into that. As with any provider the nicer you are the nicer you'll be treated. Anna's girls are a safer more reliable the any BP provider for about the same price. Anna seems to move the girls around for a few months the they disables I just hope Yan Yan hangs around. Treat her well and it will be a big payoff.

[MassageFan123]

Her husband was home for part of my first session. For the many after that he was at school or at work. She only works 11:00 to 4:00.

I saw her on Monday for the first time, and could hear noises upstairs so I assumed her husband was home. She gives a very nice massage, good work on the glutes, inner thighs, chest, etc. There was never any mention of draping, which her ads seem to indicate is a must. The massage was strictly legit though, but I do get the feeling that there may possibly be more to be had if the husband isn't around. Maybe that's just wishful thinking.

[Rogmaes]

I agree. I saw the same lady as describe (red night) . Was not Yan Yan. My full service was very non-eventful. Won't repeat.

How do they handle "periods"? Just provide massage and HJ? I have never come across this. Chime in if you have come across this. I think they might use a sub for the few days. Might explain the confusion with Yan Yan.

[QuestForFun]

Tried M1 back in early May. I saw the post about possible Greek service from Yellow at M1. Asked for and got Yellow. After the shower and a minimal tease massage, I tickled her back door and explained what I wanted. She had already seen my junk and saw that I am not huge (neither long nor wide) but she still refused. I asked again while banging her doggy style. I even took the lube bottle and dripped a bit on the target, but she still said no. Still it was a good appointment. Even finished BBBJCIM. Still, I'd really like to find an Asian provider (AMP or other) that is willing to provide Greek. Any help fellas?

I have tried that more than half a dozen times she actually laughed at me last time and said no way.

[DetPiston4455]

Anyone been to Magic health recently? I heard its newer now. I tried searching on here but no recent comments about the place. Anyone reccomend?

[ContinentalMan]

Tried M1 back in early May. I saw the post about possible Greek service from Yellow at M1. Asked for and got Yellow. After the shower and a minimal tease massage, I tickled her back door and explained what I wanted. She had already seen my junk and saw that I am not huge (neither long nor wide) but she still refused. I asked again while banging her doggy style. I even took the lube bottle and dripped a bit on the target, but she still said no. Still it was a good appointment. Even finished BBBJCIM. Still, I'd really like to find an Asian provider (AMP or other) that is willing to provide Greek. Any help fellas?

My favorite girls from M1 are Annie (from years back), Sugar (not the hottest but knows how to have fun), and yellow / shampoo. Hard to find anyone else there that's worth seeing.

[Rogmaes]

After reading a bunch of posts on here, I decided to try to find Yan Yan, since I have seen some good posts about her. I have seen many posts on here about Anna's girls and had no idea what the hell that meant. I thought it was an AMP, but could never find a name of the establishment. Finally saw a post that gave me a number, so I decided to give it a call.

I am assuming that I was talking to Anna. I didn't want to seem like a first timer (though I am), so even though I heard that she changed her name, I asked for the old name Yan Yan. The lady told me the location was Madison Heights, asked how long I wanted, and set up an appointment.

I got there on time and had to call Anna back to get the apartment number. When I entered, I was pleasantly surprised with what I saw. She was a little older than me, I would guess in her early 40's, and relatively attractive. Not the cutest I have ever seen, but not the worst. I would say between a 6 and 7. She led me to the bedroom where she had a table set up. I paid. 6 for the hour and got comfortable. She was wearing a red nightie with panties and no bra. She began with what I would consider a fairly decent massage. Not the best, but far from terrible. She used medium pressure (per my request) and I got relaxed very quickly.

There was plenty of teasing touches and she spent a whole lot of time on my ass, doing a really light caress which focused a lot on the crack and upper inner thigh. I am not ashamed to admit that it felt pretty awesome. I never had a masseuse do that before. It was almost a tickle. I was able to reach back and caress her legs and ass, but my positioning made it a little difficult at times. She used her elbows appropriately on my back and even climbed up on the table a few times to get better leverage. Finally the flip came and that's where the annoyances started.

Her English is not that good. She was asking what more I wanted and there was a bit of a problem communicating properly. I didn't know I had to be proficient with sign language! I got her to finally understand that I wanted FS. I told her that I had. 8 and she left the room for a bit. I think she made a call, then came back with a cover. Apparently she missed that day in class where they show you how to put one on a banana, because she acted like it was the first time she had ever seen one. Instead of rolling it on, she was prying it apart with two hands. When she got it over the top, one of her hands slipped and it snapped down on my guy. It hurt like hell. She started laughing embarrassingly and apologized. When she finally got it on, she disrobed and lubed up. It took a minute for me to understand that she wanted mish, but finally I got off the table so she could take my place. The FS didn't last very long because it seemed that I was hurting her. I am an average guy, a little thicker maybe, but not intimidating. All I can remember seeing is her rather large teeth while she was making faces like she was giving birth. I finished quickly because I kinda felt bad. The table is smaller than normal, so I couldn't change position or angles without falling off (which almost happened).

When all was said and done, I got a small bottle of water and some broken conversation. She was a sweet lady who truly seems to care whether you are satisfied with the service. Unless k9 or cg is available, I don't know if I would return. I was limited in my abilities to perform due to the small table. Her body was very frumpy, with some loose belly fat, but she wasn't fat. She was kinda tall with great legs.

I would definitely call Anna again to see what other talent she has. I am not opposed to a repeat with Yan Yan, but I would probably need to bring my pictionary game so I could draw out what I wanted. I hope this review helps. Any questions, either reply to this or pm me.

Stay safe out there, gentlemen.

As said, YMMV. Last time I saw YanYan she went right to Cg, reversed Cg and then to canine. In my previous reviews I mentioned that she is open to pretty much anything if she is comfortable with you. Everything including BBBJ and greek with cover.

[Anthroman]

Tried M1 back in early May. I saw the post about possible Greek service from Yellow at M1. Asked for and got Yellow. After the shower and a minimal tease massage, I tickled her back door and explained what I wanted. She had already seen my junk and saw that I am not huge (neither long nor wide) but she still refused. I asked again while banging her doggy style. I even took the lube bottle and dripped a bit on the target, but she still said no. Still it was a good appointment. Even finished BBBJCIM. Still, I'd really like to find an Asian provider (AMP or other) that is willing to provide Greek. Any help fellas?

[StreetLegal]

I don't think you saw Yan Yan. She is late twenties, long legs, slender, with very little baby damage, but she knows what to do. And her massage is top notch.

I agree. I saw the same lady as describe (red night) . Was not Yan Yan. My full service was very non-eventful. Won't repeat.