The Rat Trap

[AncientOne]

AncientASS is this an example of more of your golden intel? http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-over/12830797.

First off you 200 to 300 dollar paying massage guy and body rub guy and hand job only guy, You are a fucking IDIOT! You're dumb ass would pay this ugly ass broad 200 bucks for a body rub? You're fucking pathetic! Then I notice in your post you advised SM'S to PM you for more info on this ugly ass man looking person! More golden intel and advice from AncientASS! Spend 200 to 300 bucks on an ugly chick for a fucking massage and body rub and MAYBE if you're lucky a HAND fucking job!! CTFU!!

You idiot!!

Douche bag city.

Her ad says $140 for the hour for massage, where you getting 200-300 dollars from? Moron. Are you envious that my intel is unavailable to Douche bags like you? And as far as face / body goes, I am the only one who can compare her and your Grandma Swags (since only I have seen them both, naked too) and Grandma Susan Swags loses in both departments! Oh, one more minor variable that us quality mongers really do care about, only one of these two chicks is BAT SHIT CRAZY! I really believe that you are envious of mongers like me that have the disposable income to purchase action "above street level". You ARE the Pine Hills guy who sits in the nose bleed section all drunk from the rot gut he snuck in a flask! Checkmate.

[Yragyrag]

Hey A2, how about them Cavs!

I too was hoping the CAVs could pull it out, but you can't expect LeBron to do it all himself. As it was, he set the record for the most points ever scored in the 1st three games of an NBA Finals!

What I want to know is what took the Warriors so long? They should have been able to sweep the CAVs in 4 games.

Hell the CAVs had their #2, #3 and #4 players on the bench with injuries. I can't wait to see what they can do next year with a full team of season starters to field in the Finals.

But yeah, for this year, congrats to the Warriors. Somebody had to win, so it ended up being the team with 5 players, rather than the team with only 1.

[No Alibis]

Hey A2, how about them Cavs!

[Chris5]

It was just brought to my attention that you have a BIRTHDAY JustJenna! Let me take a minute out of my day to wish you a very Happy Birthday! Enjoy your birthday and many more.

Chris5.

[Chris5]

You are getting so many well deserved new reviews there in Daytona! I saw a new one today and I couldn't be happier for you love. Orlando is douche bag city. So glad you left this shithole. I am stuck here dealing with people like AncientASS and that cocksucker YRAG and the likes of JustJenna and that moron Sexi not so fun aka Cindy! Again Congrats love!

Xoxo.

[Chris5]

I ain't going nowhere much less know a Toby5, you need mental help big time. And luv I've NEVER received 40 donation, that's your thing.

Checkmate.

Savanna luv I need a favor. I need for you to IGNORE Porky. She is mentally ill and obsessed with you! I think she really wants to fuck you! Ignore her and let me deal with her crazy ass! I deal with crazy people all the time.

Please trust me on this.

Xoxo.

[Chris5]

For someone who doesn't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of, you sure are creating a lot of enemies for yourself. I'm willing to bet there isn't one provider in Central Florida who will verify a reference for you. I will also tell you that Cindy does not exist. I've known Tina since 2007, and can tell you that you're making a fool of yourself. I'm sure your delusions will make for an interesting response tho. I'm sure your little friend Toby can help you out.

Porky let's talk on the real. This is between ME and YOU ok? What the hell is going on with you and your pathetic life? A few weeks ago you advised everyone here to put me and Savanna on fucking IGNORE and to not communicate with us. Then you disappear for a while to EAT yourself to death and then yesterday you suddenly reappear here in the Trap. My question is WHY? You hate everything me and Savanna stand for yet you continue to engage with us. You claim you put us on IGNORE and pledged to not listen to anything we say. What happened Porky? You are especially retarded and the one and only SP to ever most my covenant douche bag of the month list. My question is WHY engage us? Are we here for your entertainment? Does your IGNORE feature not work? OR is it you really NEED me and Savanna in your pathetic life? You disappoint me Porky. Savanna has always been a doll with everyone here on this board until you mother fuckers crossed her and you all made her shit list. Now lets talk FACTS Porky! It is indeed a face that Savanna does and has had for a while a very nice place of her own near the ocean. It is a FACT that Savanna does own her own vehicle. It is a FACT that she does indeed have a avid drivers license. How ridiculous is that.

It is a FACT that Savanna has a apartment full of very nice things and closets full of new clothes and purses and shoes. I am there every weekend so I should know these things Porky, Savanna is doing very very well in her life and you and everyone else seem to be very jealous of that FACT. You make up lies and continue to try and put her down and it will never work. Savanna is a LEADER not a follower like yourself. You seem very angry Porky. Life is too short to waste hating people Porky. I know you may not have many friends in your pathetic life and trust me I sympathize with you on that issue as I really have am in the same boat. I was lucky enough to meet Savanna and she has changed my life! In a good way Porky. So here is my advice to you. STOP obsessing over Savanna. You will NEVER be Savanna. And another fact is Savanna does not do any drugs at all! Do you? I smoke weed all day everyday but hey a man has to relax right Porky? So do everyone a favor and USE the IGNORE feature. If not you will continue to get shitted on by me.

Douche bag city.

[Member #4882]

That was hilarious. That may have been one of the most comical post in the Rat Trap. All those ands, no punctuation, over modified and a big ole run on sentence.

I admit I misspell word often and post jacked up sentences, but I don't claim to be astute in grammar. Plus this iPad will type whatever it wants.

You may not like anything I have to write here on this board but at least I know how to spell and use punctuation and write full coherent sentences. You and Grandma Swags on the other hand surely failed to get a graduation diploma from elementary school. Let me buy you two some Dr. Seuss books that you can try to read to each other on your next hot date! Checkmate.

[JustJenna]

I ain't going nowhere much less know a Toby5, you need mental help big time. And luv I've NEVER received 40 donation, that's your thing.

Checkmate.

I'm in some serious shit? LMAO. Sorry Grandma. Don't punish me. PLEASE! You did this all to yourself. No one forced you to be batshit crazy, that is all you babygirl!

[JustJenna]

I have SEVERAL pots to piss in, and many windows to throw them out from. Just let me know ahead which one you'll be standing under so that I may get an accurate dump. Who the hell in Toby or do you have turrets and randomly shout out odd names? Go back to playing in your little piggy pin.

Checkmate.

I wouldn't expect you to know since you've probably never seen "Roots". LMAO. I'll let you attempt to figure it out! It is spelled, T-O-U-R-E-T-T-E the syndrome is singular, not plural, however I don't suppose you'll understand that either. No I do not have Tourette Syndrome, Do you? And I wouldn't stand under your window, I would knock on the door. And it would be a "piggy PEN" not pin. MO-RON!! Just when you think you've seen the limit of stupidity, Swagstinky and Toby5 prove there is no limit.

[Admin2]

He said he'd stop responding to "Certain People" but would always blast AncientAzz, porky and few others. Just not the ones seeking attention.

Xoxo,

Savanna.

That was my bad I read his post quickly and missed that. Apologies to Chris.

A2.

[Sillyolman]

I know we egg them on for entertainment purposes, and maybe we shouldn't.

But, you ever wonder if they realize they need help?

For all the help they need, that shit is going to take years. Unfortunately you and I are the ones who will be paying for all of the help they will end up getting. It's one of the reasons why healthcare costs as much as it does. They are not only draining this forum but also society.

[TomJon276]

Actually I believe if you were to dip Sissy Chrissy in Preparation H he would simply shrink away to nothing just like any other hemorrhoid does. All you would hear is is tinny little voice as he slowly disappears.

I am " All In" plus $10 for Michele the odds are in our favor, unfortunately he will still be around.

Now let's hear a word from our sponsor "preperation H" think if we covered Chris In this he would calm down? What a PITA.

[FLAdventurer]

I know we egg them on for entertainment purposes, and maybe we shouldn't.

But, you ever wonder if they realize they need help?

[Camera3]

I figured I would have at least a few hours to do a real bracket chart. Damn!

C3.

That happened even quicker than I thought it would.