Escort Reports

[Numbnutts]

Most girls have civi lives and jobs. Just treat her like you would any other employee. Play it cool.

In my case, at a work function I met a colleagues wife who was somewhat of an utr provider around these parts. I had seen, touched, and kissed every inch of her awesome body on several occasions and did not have a clue that she was married let alone to someone at my work. All went well as she was a true professional. I have seen her at multiple events in the last 2 years with our SO's and not one problem. Although I have to admit seeing her dressed up at a formal event got me wishing she was bent over in K9 one more time. Lady has a marvelous ass.

But I know it will never happen again. Like you, I almost swallowed my tongue when she was first introduced to me and my SO.

[Ilapp]

Ilapp, your wish has been granted!

I still talk to Kayla and she will be back soon, maybe as soon as next week!

I know why you like her she is one of the good one's!

I do remember some guys saying that she wasn't their ATF, but lots sang her praises.

She put on a couple pounds, she says it will be gone by next week, if you ever saw her she is gorgeous!! And so much fun.

I'm going to try to beat you to see her first. But I'm afraid, from what I've heard it's hard to beat Ilapp, out of first!

Have fun, play safe, give and get respect, find some crazy good, and go TPHFB.

BG.

Here is your chance BG, she should be back in just a few hours I suspect, she was not always an early riser or overly punctual, and I hope top be otherwise "tied up" , so to speak. Have fun buddy. It has been quite a while since I have seen her in person I hope she is as cute and sexy as I always found her to be back when.

[Ilapp]

I will have fun going broke!

She was always one of my favorites.

Looks like you can start your road to financial ruin today from what I hear old friend, glad to see you around.

[Mwdude]

Help Guys!

I am looking for some advice that I assume some of the folks here that have been in the Hobby a long time, might be able to help me with.

This past weekend I had a particular situation come up and I wasn't at all sure how to proceed. My better half sent me on an errand. When I got there, I was in a line that was being waited on by 3 people and while I was waiting, my eye caught one of the helpers. It was to my immediate horror, a girl that I had just been playing games with 3 days before was going to be one of my potential helpers.

As I tried to decide what to do, ((1) go home explain to the better half with some lame excuse my failed errand, (2) suck it up and wait, hoping to get one of the other helpers, etc), I thought to myself that this has had to happen to others in the Hobby. I didn't want to dis-respect the girt by ignoring her or to make and "Ass of myself" with an improper comment, etc. So I stood there nervous as hell waiting my turn. My luck was with me and I got someone else and I am not even sure if she recognized me or not, but I am sure that I looked very close to the way I was dressed when we first met. She on the other hand looked quite a bit different in the way she was dressed!!

Any way, I thought I would ask some of you guys that have been in the Hobby for along time, your advice in case this happens again to me (or even others new to the Hobby).

Signed a "Guy that was close to Heart Failure".

My only concern in a situation like that is whether the girl is truly discreet or not, and I'm pretty sure most would be. Unless you stiffed her on your visit.

As other said, they have regular lives too, and are unlikely to blackmail you in their real life office in front of co-workers. Be pleasant and discreet, and laugh about it next time you visit her BCD.

[Fudge1]

Help Guys!

I am looking for some advice that I assume some of the folks here that have been in the Hobby a long time, might be able to help me with.

This past weekend I had a particular situation come up and I wasn't at all sure how to proceed. My better half sent me on an errand. When I got there, I was in a line that was being waited on by 3 people and while I was waiting, my eye caught one of the helpers. It was to my immediate horror, a girl that I had just been playing games with 3 days before was going to be one of my potential helpers.

As I tried to decide what to do, ((1) go home explain to the better half with some lame excuse my failed errand, (2) suck it up and wait, hoping to get one of the other helpers, etc), I thought to myself that this has had to happen to others in the Hobby. I didn't want to dis-respect the girt by ignoring her or to make and "Ass of myself" with an improper comment, etc. So I stood there nervous as hell waiting my turn. My luck was with me and I got someone else and I am not even sure if she recognized me or not, but I am sure that I looked very close to the way I was dressed when we first met. She on the other hand looked quite a bit different in the way she was dressed!!

Any way, I thought I would ask some of you guys that have been in the Hobby for along time, your advice in case this happens again to me (or even others new to the Hobby).

Signed a "Guy that was close to Heart Failure".

I saw a provider that I knew at the grocery store. My better half was with me at the time. As we passed her it was like two ships passing in the night. The provider and I talked about the situation on our next meeting. Her assessment is in public we are strangers unless I make the first move.

[Jjbee62]

Help Guys!

I am looking for some advice that I assume some of the folks here that have been in the Hobby a long time, might be able to help me with.

This past weekend I had a particular situation come up and I wasn't at all sure how to proceed. My better half sent me on an errand. When I got there, I was in a line that was being waited on by 3 people and while I was waiting, my eye caught one of the helpers. It was to my immediate horror, a girl that I had just been playing games with 3 days before was going to be one of my potential helpers.

As I tried to decide what to do, ((1) go home explain to the better half with some lame excuse my failed errand, (2) suck it up and wait, hoping to get one of the other helpers, etc), I thought to myself that this has had to happen to others in the Hobby. I didn't want to dis-respect the girt by ignoring her or to make and "Ass of myself" with an improper comment, etc. So I stood there nervous as hell waiting my turn. My luck was with me and I got someone else and I am not even sure if she recognized me or not, but I am sure that I looked very close to the way I was dressed when we first met. She on the other hand looked quite a bit different in the way she was dressed!!

Any way, I thought I would ask some of you guys that have been in the Hobby for along time, your advice in case this happens again to me (or even others new to the Hobby).

Signed a "Guy that was close to Heart Failure".

It's really simple, you don't worry and treat her like any casual acquaintance. Outside of the hobby, especially when she's working her day job, she's not going to start discussing intimate details or start humping your leg. A simple nod and "How's it going" is all that's needed.

She probably wouldn't have even acknowledged you, unless you had a bit of privacy. She has as much or more at stake in this situation.

[Scott4020]

Help Guys!

I am looking for some advice that I assume some of the folks here that have been in the Hobby a long time, might be able to help me with.

Most girls have civi lives and jobs. Just treat her like you would any other employee. Play it cool.

[RCH93]

Help Guys!

I am looking for some advice that I assume some of the folks here that have been in the Hobby a long time, might be able to help me with.

This past weekend I had a particular situation come up and I wasn't at all sure how to proceed. My better half sent me on an errand. When I got there, I was in a line that was being waited on by 3 people and while I was waiting, my eye caught one of the helpers. It was to my immediate horror, a girl that I had just been playing games with 3 days before was going to be one of my potential helpers.

As I tried to decide what to do, ((1) go home explain to the better half with some lame excuse my failed errand, (2) suck it up and wait, hoping to get one of the other helpers, etc), I thought to myself that this has had to happen to others in the Hobby. I didn't want to dis-respect the girt by ignoring her or to make and "Ass of myself" with an improper comment, etc. So I stood there nervous as hell waiting my turn. My luck was with me and I got someone else and I am not even sure if she recognized me or not, but I am sure that I looked very close to the way I was dressed when we first met. She on the other hand looked quite a bit different in the way she was dressed!!

Any way, I thought I would ask some of you guys that have been in the Hobby for along time, your advice in case this happens again to me (or even others new to the Hobby).

Signed a "Guy that was close to Heart Failure".

[Mwdude]

Tickling miss wrinkled pinky?

Not sure how elegant that is, but it's pretty damn funny!

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Tickling miss wrinkled pinky?

There's got to be a more elegant way to put that.

[Mwdude]

Tongue plunged both their fart boxes.

There's got to be a more elegant way to put that.

[IrishLaddie]

I will have fun going broke!

She was always one of my favorites.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

I was really just messing around. Appreciate the review and response. Have fun out there.

TDM.

I'm trying to have all the fun I can and trying to be safe!

I wish all of you the best!

BG.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Never thought of that ROTFLMAO. Your funny!

If your tongue is red and when you plunge it into both fart boxes and pull it out and it has brown spots on it, does that mean it's a redheaded freckled tongue or a freckled red tongue or just a tongue with freckles?

FF.

P.S. Had to ask, see how many variations of freckles there can be! That's why I love them. Better than porcelain white skin that's the same all over.

I think it means your going to deep!

[Member #6963]

To each his own!

Don't knock it till you try it!

BG.

If your tongue is red and when you plunge it into both fart boxes and pull it out and it has brown spots on it, does that mean it's a redheaded freckled tongue or a freckled red tongue or just a tongue with freckles?

FF.

P.S. Had to ask, see how many variations of freckles there can be! That's why I love them. Better than porcelain white skin that's the same all over.