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[RCH93]

Help Guys!

I am looking for some advice that I assume some of the folks here that have been in the Hobby a long time, might be able to help me with.

This past weekend I had a particular situation come up and I wasn't at all sure how to proceed. My better half sent me on an errand. When I got there, I was in a line that was being waited on by 3 people and while I was waiting, my eye caught one of the helpers. It was to my immediate horror, a girl that I had just been playing games with 3 days before was going to be one of my potential helpers.

As I tried to decide what to do, ((1) go home explain to the better half with some lame excuse my failed errand, (2) suck it up and wait, hoping to get one of the other helpers, etc), I thought to myself that this has had to happen to others in the Hobby. I didn't want to dis-respect the girt by ignoring her or to make and "Ass of myself" with an improper comment, etc. So I stood there nervous as hell waiting my turn. My luck was with me and I got someone else and I am not even sure if she recognized me or not, but I am sure that I looked very close to the way I was dressed when we first met. She on the other hand looked quite a bit different in the way she was dressed!!

Any way, I thought I would ask some of you guys that have been in the Hobby for along time, your advice in case this happens again to me (or even others new to the Hobby).

Signed a "Guy that was close to Heart Failure".

[Mwdude]

Tickling miss wrinkled pinky?

Not sure how elegant that is, but it's pretty damn funny!

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Tickling miss wrinkled pinky?

There's got to be a more elegant way to put that.

[Mwdude]

Tongue plunged both their fart boxes.

There's got to be a more elegant way to put that.

[IrishLaddie]

I will have fun going broke!

She was always one of my favorites.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

I was really just messing around. Appreciate the review and response. Have fun out there.

TDM.

I'm trying to have all the fun I can and trying to be safe!

I wish all of you the best!

BG.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Never thought of that ROTFLMAO. Your funny!

If your tongue is red and when you plunge it into both fart boxes and pull it out and it has brown spots on it, does that mean it's a redheaded freckled tongue or a freckled red tongue or just a tongue with freckles?

FF.

P.S. Had to ask, see how many variations of freckles there can be! That's why I love them. Better than porcelain white skin that's the same all over.

I think it means your going to deep!

[Member #6963]

To each his own!

Don't knock it till you try it!

BG.

If your tongue is red and when you plunge it into both fart boxes and pull it out and it has brown spots on it, does that mean it's a redheaded freckled tongue or a freckled red tongue or just a tongue with freckles?

FF.

P.S. Had to ask, see how many variations of freckles there can be! That's why I love them. Better than porcelain white skin that's the same all over.

[T D Mills]

To each his own!

Don't knock it till you try it!

BG.

I was really just messing around. Appreciate the review and response. Have fun out there.

TDM.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

To each his own!

Sorry I asked.

Don't knock it till you try it!

BG.

[T D Mills]

Tongue plunged both their fart boxes.

Sorry I asked.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Your mailbox is full.

I cleaned it out. Buddy.

[Ilapp]

Ilapp, your wish has been granted!

I still talk to Kayla and she will be back soon, maybe as soon as next week!

I know why you like her she is one of the good one's!

I do remember some guys saying that she wasn't their ATF, but lots sang her praises.

She put on a couple pounds, she says it will be gone by next week, if you ever saw her she is gorgeous!! And so much fun.

I'm going to try to beat you to see her first. But I'm afraid, from what I've heard it's hard to beat Ilapp, out of first!

Have fun, play safe, give and get respect, find some crazy good, and go TPHFB.

BG.

Yeah I know--Tuesday actually, saw new pic, not representative, the real thing- pretty as ever. For the others that have mentioned her- don't forget-same rules, only working the day you see the ad so don't bother calling any other day (or night) - and forget texting.

[Member #6963]

Don't know what's going on but!

I would like to say, I didn't see where you said anything bad about anyone.

Your opinion and your views on this forum in my view are valuable. I know they say everyone has an opinion and they are like buttholes they usually stink, but if you wash them really good they don't.

BG.

Your mailbox is full.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Don't know what's going on but!

I just received a PM that took two reply boxes from a provider whose sanity I am beginning to to have serious concerns over accusing me of all sorts of things of which she has construed in her mind, but this primarily stemming from her total arrogance of thinking I give a shit about her, so she assumed that a post I made in reference to the tragedy unfolding in the news involving the BP / NR provider and the hobbiest in some way was a slam at her.. I made a veiled comment about a piece of shit hobbiest who recently physically assaulted a dear friend of mine and how those sorts of actions could precipitate a tragedy such as this, and little does he know that he was seconds and inches from possibly meeting a similar fate, though without a doubt his would have been deserved. So, since I am among a whole litany of things that she listed, a blacklisted scumbag (that must be why no one will see me) being the kindest and least hurtful and spiteful, I am sure no one will care about this post; except for the few who occasionally out of the blue hit me up to see if I have ever heard or knew if Kayla was coming back, that I have heard a rumor that it might be possible though far from a sure thing. Apparently she had a devoted following in some circles, so don't be surprised if you see an ad for her sometime soon. I wish I could see her again, but no doubt there is no way she would see a blacklisted scumbag like myself. C'est la vie. Good thing though I am old my hands have a strong grip, unlike, well we know don't we.

I would like to say, I didn't see where you said anything bad about anyone.

Your opinion and your views on this forum in my view are valuable. I know they say everyone has an opinion and they are like buttholes they usually stink, but if you wash them really good they don't.

BG.