Massage Parlor Reports

[Jjbee62]

In general when is the best time to go to an AMP? I always kind of figured it was at night because the girls may be more randy at night. But then again, they might be too tired and just want to go home. What do you think?

I don't think there is any best time. My two all-time best AMP visits, one I scheduled for 1 hour beginning at 9:30 PM (closing time 10 pm), figuring I would not have to worry about other walk-ins to interrupt. Session ran almost 1. 5 hours and every second was mind-blowing.

The other one, I walked in about 10 minutes after they unlocked the door in the morning and definitely got my money's worth.

However, I've also had lousy sessions, late and early. What I try to do, if I'm trying a new AMP, is plan on 2 sessions a week or less apart. If the first session is a really good one, then next chance I get I return with more money and see what develops.

The performance of the girls is not dependent on time of day, it depends on how comfortable they are with you.

[MooPpoint]

In general when is the best time to go to an AMP? I always kind of figured it was at night because the girls may be more randy at night. But then again, they might be too tired and just want to go home. What do you think?

[TravelinJohn]

Came in Monday evening from Cinci. Figured hitting RB on the way in would be a good bet. Got there at 9:00 PM and was greeted by an older 50 ish woman. Long story short, in spite of ample indications otherwise, and despite hearing loud gymnastics in the next room, I got nothing other than a very grudging assist at the ending.

Trying suite H on my way out of town today. Hopefully, the results will be better!

[Jammin 2]

Originally headed to Ariel's, but they were busy getting new carpet. No euphemism, literally they were getting new carpet installed.

So I mosied on down the street and tried out the new place on Michigan and about 83rd. It was a standard medium massage, 60/ hr. However, the therapist was quick picky on the flip, no touch me, for standard tip. She wanted 60 more for that, but in my humble opinion, her body didn't justify anything extra. It was a total mood killer. I won't repeat. For those interested they do offer table shower for $10 extra, but I didn't partake.

Anyone tried Oasis on 96th / Mich lately?

[Jjbee62]

I will add a comment. Most of them will not come right out and ask you if you want a happy ending, in case you are LE. They will point and smile or some such thing. You may have to move her hand to where you want it. Some will ask for a tip before the HE, others will just go ahead and do it and hope you will be generous afterwards. Usually the hour is around60 for the massage and I will tip 40 for HE. I only tip 20 if HE not provided but the massage was good, I will even tip 50 or a little more if the HE was really nice.

Good point. I've found that if my roaming has been effective, shortly after the flip she'll grab me and ask, one way or another, what type of ending I want, including prices for the available options. I've only had one who offered self-service, because she thought I was Uncle. One other place, nothing at all was offered, and she kept me completely covered at all times, even during the table shower. Maybe if I had repeated 5 or 6 times, I could have gotten something from the place, but it wasn't worth the effort.

[WhatsUp73]

It's really quite easy. First, find an AMP. Most of them advertise on Backpage and Craigslist. Maybe you want to choose one close to your part of town, or convenient to work, or where you are less likely to run into nosy neighbors.

Step 2, go there. Some people prefer the 30 minute massage, but I always go for the full hour. I recommend always going for the table shower, if available. It will give you an idea of what might be offered.

Remember, always remove all clothes before getting on the table. Leaving your underwear on tells them, not to touch you there.

There will be a towel on the table, newbies use it to cover themselves. Lay face down on the table and wait. Soon a young, beautiful Asian woman will enter to begin the massage. Just for clarification, young means somewhere between 25 and 75, and beautiful, because I don't want to dash your hopes.

At most AMPs, she will start, standing at your head and leaning over to rub your back. This is the first good opportunity to test the waters. Reach out and rub her legs, be gentle take your time, don't just go immediately for the crotch. If she stops you, don't despair, maybe you were moving too fast. If she stops you twice, enjoy the massage, because chances are, that's all you'll get.

While she's working on your back, she might reach up and give some additional attention to the parts you really want handled. This is a good sign, but it's not definite. Eventually you'll learn the difference between a little tease and a promise of what's coming up.

Once she rolls you onto your back, you'll find out what, if anything, is offered. If she covers you with the towel, you're probably out of luck.

There are 4 possible ways for the massage to end. The first is that nothing happens, she avoids your crotch like it's a pitbull with rabies. The second is the self service oil change, she'll provide the oil, but you're pulling the dipstick. She may assist with cleanup, after your work is done.

Third option is typically called the standard finish, she'll reach out and take matters into her own hands. She might show off some of her assets and allow your fingers to do the walking. Each girl has her own limits and prices.

The final option is, anything else. Most, if they feel comfortable with you, will tell you what's available and how much it will cost.

Some signs your ending won't be happy:

A sign in the room telling you to leave your underwear on.

She makes sure your private parts are always covered.

She firmly moves your hands away when you try to touch her.

She has large hands, a deposit voice, a prominent Adams apple and a suspicious looking bulge.

Depending on many things, your first time might not be what you hope for. You might be nervous, or you might make the masseuse nervous, the boss might be nervous, or the masseuse may just be waiting for you to send the right signals.

Try a few places, eventually you'll find the one best for you. Happy hunting.

I will add a comment. Most of them will not come right out and ask you if you want a happy ending, in case you are LE. They will point and smile or some such thing. You may have to move her hand to where you want it. Some will ask for a tip before the HE, others will just go ahead and do it and hope you will be generous afterwards. Usually the hour is around60 for the massage and I will tip 40 for HE. I only tip 20 if HE not provided but the massage was good, I will even tip 50 or a little more if the HE was really nice.

[Xdc96]

Even to Fat Old Balding Perverts like me (wish I could remember the acronym that was coined here long time ago). Friendly, playful little mermaid made sure I had a happy time.

[AchyBreaky]

Did a flyby today, no tanned young-ish girls. Only the same older ladies I've seen before.

Tried Sunrise on Keystone across from the fancy liquor store. I'd recommend. Nothing super special but value for money and I left with a smile. Total was 1. My therapist was probably 40's but certainly willing. Another tanned therapist there was younger and better looking but I did not get her.

Have fun, Numenor.

[WhatsUp73]

I saw on BP that there was a new location in columbus, convenient to the outlets and close to my hotel. I couldn't find any reports on here, so I decided to take on for the team.

It is in a very public location, adjacent to 31. If you're looking for discretion, this probably isn't the best place.

The girl, she said her name was lisa, was older. Probably a 6 or 7 on the scale.

The experience was meh. I was responding to the BP ad, which promised 1 hour for 3. I was immediately upsold to 7. I talked her down to 6. The ad also mentions a table shower, which I had to ask about. After the shower, the massage was not good at a basically just five minutes of light rubbing. The good thing was that she allowed fairly generous roaming.

The ending was standard. I got dressed and left having spent 8.

I tried it too. I think girl's name was Mimi. Didn't speak a whole lot of English. Table shower was so-so. She allowed a little roaming under clothing. Playful personality. I think the 30 rate in their ad is for just a foot massage. Decent massage and left happy. Spent. 65 for massage + . 3 tip for the hour. Not sure how long this place will last, 2 other AMPs were run out of town a couple of years ago. This new one is not actually in Columbus, its just north of there in Taylorsville. By the way there is an amp in Franklin too in case anyone doesn't know about it, its called Hong Kong.

[Prince Numenor]

Tried Sunrise on Keystone across from the fancy liquor store. I'd recommend. Nothing super special but value for money and I left with a smile. Total was 1. My therapist was probably 40's but certainly willing. Another tanned therapist there was younger and better looking but I did not get her.

Have fun, Numenor.

[The G Man]

I saw on BP that there was a new location in columbus, convenient to the outlets and close to my hotel. I couldn't find any reports on here, so I decided to take on for the team.

It is in a very public location, adjacent to 31. If you're looking for discretion, this probably isn't the best place.

The girl, she said her name was lisa, was older. Probably a 6 or 7 on the scale.

The experience was meh. I was responding to the BP ad, which promised 1 hour for 3. I was immediately upsold to 7. I talked her down to 6. The ad also mentions a table shower, which I had to ask about. After the shower, the massage was not good at a basically just five minutes of light rubbing. The good thing was that she allowed fairly generous roaming.

The ending was standard. I got dressed and left having spent 8.

[Cook72]

She keeps changing her name and reposting. Has been Tatiana among others.

Like the other guy said, STAY AWAY!!

(This should be in the backpage thread).

She is back posting again as Candy. I almost took the bait till doing a little searching on the forum.

[Jjbee62]

If you're thinking about visiting an AMP, I know what you want. You would like someone to give you a step by step instruction, where to go, who to ask for, how much to pay, to ensure you get the best experience possible. But that's not a good idea.

If you go this route, everything might go perfect and you get the best session you could want. Now what? Nothing that follows will compare to the first time and you'll be disappointed with all your followup visits. The other possibility is that you get much less than expected, so either way, the experience isn't going to be great.

When I started out, I got lucky. I was just browsing the ads out of boredom and saw a place close to home, turned out to be someplace I drove by every day. Research didn't turn up anything, so I took a chance. Anyone who had the chance can tell you about Sophia at Golden Spa.

But soon after the place closed, so I took a break. When the urge got too strong I started checking the ads again. Found a place that looked promising and showed up for a 2 hour session. I thought longer session meant better massage and more action. Spent the money, got nothing, even the massage wasn't worth much, and she asked for a tip afterwards.

Since then, I've had good luck and bad luck, but part of the excitement is not knowing. Maybe the next one will be another Sophia.

You're going to make mistakes and you're also going to find some great experiences. Do some research and go explore.

[ThatGuy5152]

It's really quite easy. First, find an AMP. Most of them advertise on Backpage and Craigslist. Maybe you want to choose one close to your part of town, or convenient to work, or where you are less likely to run into nosy neighbors.

Step 2, go there. Some people prefer the 30 minute massage, but I always go for the full hour. I recommend always going for the table shower, if available. It will give you an idea of what might be offered.

Remember, always remove all clothes before getting on the table. Leaving your underwear on tells them, not to touch you there.

There will be a towel on the table, newbies use it to cover themselves. Lay face down on the table and wait. Soon a young, beautiful Asian woman will enter to begin the massage. Just for clarification, young means somewhere between 25 and 75, and beautiful, because I don't want to dash your hopes.

At most AMPs, she will start, standing at your head and leaning over to rub your back. This is the first good opportunity to test the waters. Reach out and rub her legs, be gentle take your time, don't just go immediately for the crotch. If she stops you, don't despair, maybe you were moving too fast. If she stops you twice, enjoy the massage, because chances are, that's all you'll get.

While she's working on your back, she might reach up and give some additional attention to the parts you really want handled. This is a good sign, but it's not definite. Eventually you'll learn the difference between a little tease and a promise of what's coming up.

Once she rolls you onto your back, you'll find out what, if anything, is offered. If she covers you with the towel, you're probably out of luck.

There are 4 possible ways for the massage to end. The first is that nothing happens, she avoids your crotch like it's a pitbull with rabies. The second is the self service oil change, she'll provide the oil, but you're pulling the dipstick. She may assist with cleanup, after your work is done.

Third option is typically called the standard finish, she'll reach out and take matters into her own hands. She might show off some of her assets and allow your fingers to do the walking. Each girl has her own limits and prices.

The final option is, anything else. Most, if they feel comfortable with you, will tell you what's available and how much it will cost.

Some signs your ending won't be happy:

A sign in the room telling you to leave your underwear on.

She makes sure your private parts are always covered.

She firmly moves your hands away when you try to touch her.

She has large hands, a deposit voice, a prominent Adams apple and a suspicious looking bulge.

Depending on many things, your first time might not be what you hope for. You might be nervous, or you might make the masseuse nervous, the boss might be nervous, or the masseuse may just be waiting for you to send the right signals.

Try a few places, eventually you'll find the one best for you. Happy hunting.

Thank you so much for the info! It pretty much answered all my questions. Can't wait to try for the first time.

[TravelinJohn]

Gentlemen, I'll be visiting next week for a few days and have been reading the forum for intel on good places to visit. Looks like Suite H is a good candidate, but I can't figure out, from posts, where the place is! Good job on that, BTW!

If someone would pm me with an address or any other establishments I might want to visit for a full, relaxing encounter, I'd really appreciate it!

Thanks in advance!

TJ