Massage Parlor Reports

[MooPpoint]

Went to RB'S for lunch. Asked for Yuyu but they said she and her sweet bod moved to Chicago. WTH? Why do my hotties move to Chicago? First Tina at Aurora, now Yuyu. I'm starting to take this personally! .

Anyway Jessica was busy so I tried the new girl Sophia. About a 5 and kind of plump. Hard massage was great. Flip was okay. Had to finish myself but she helped some. Allowed some roaming inside up top but only outside down below. Paid 6 + 3 because she didn't take matters into her own hands.

I'm done with RB'S though unless you guys say they got a new hottie. I can get the same thing at other places where the girls are better looking.

[I Love Hjs 2]

Stopped by my most reliable place where things aways turn out happy on E. 71st St. I walk in the door and who do I see? "Sunny" from the old Dove Spa. After exchanging "long time, no sees" it was down to business.

And business is bad.

Got a table shower. She used one sponge, then swtiched off to a different type sponge. At no point did her hands make contact with my body. The it's off to the massage. Where she spent half the time doing my arms and legs. She even covered me with a towel on the flip, covering me from the bottom of my neck to the top of my thighs. Oh, come on! If you want to play the demure masseusse, work at one of the many spots where it's known to not give happy endings. Extremely, EXTREMELY disappointing. I don't know what name she is using now, but MAN it was a waste of time. We both knew why we were there. I was polite and never let on how pissed I was, but try to avoid at all costs.

On a positive note, as I was leaving Amy came around the corner and ran over with a big smile and a hug. "Sunny" seemed a bit surprised we were so happy to see each other and called each other by name. Oh, yeah, Amy JUST got back from a months long trip back home to China. For my money, best looking one there.

So, I tried stopping by 5306 twice for some relief. Place is usually never busy, but you assholes were tying up both the girls for hours. Never did make it in. And by the way, there is an attractive, older woman who appears to take some time to look nice, who has a banging, tight little body. She was all smiles, shorts shorts anda tight top and very personable when we spoke. The other gal. Eh. About a 5 on the scale.

[Ogre113]

Took a trip here the other day. Met Sophia. She said she was 30. About an 8 on the AMP scale. Spoke decent English. She allowed me to roam a bit. Gave all the signals but didn't leave happy. Still left a tip because the massage was actually very good. Probably will not return though unless I see more reports.

Also took a hike up a mountain a couple weeks before this trip. Got a refreshing breath of fresh air. Left happy and relieved. Standard fee and tip applied. Will return for a sure thing.

[Ab Troot]

I tried it too. I think girl's name was Mimi. Didn't speak a whole lot of English. Table shower was so-so. She allowed a little roaming under clothing. Playful personality. I think the 30 rate in their ad is for just a foot massage. Decent massage and left happy. Spent. 65 for massage + . 3 tip for the hour. Not sure how long this place will last, 2 other AMPs were run out of town a couple of years ago. This new one is not actually in Columbus, its just north of there in Taylorsville. By the way there is an amp in Franklin too in case anyone doesn't know about it, its called Hong Kong.

I've been to both and I like the one in Franklin better. The massage quality there is great and the girl I see has a great personality. Also the rooms are alot better, and sound doesn't carry as much. How was Mimi on the the AMP scale, I've only met Lisa.

[Ab Troot]

Visited one in Taylorsville next to Shell gas station, where they used to sell fireworks every year. Location is in same small shopping center as a popular Mexican restaurant, so it is out in the open but you can blend in with diners. Noise seems to carry in this place, could easily hear her finishing the guy before me.

Got Lisa, who was older, maybe 40's, and petite. Massage was not good at all, but she did enourage roaming. I put my hand on her side and she moved it south. Tipped her. 4 for standard finish, but there were more options available.

[DodgeManGum50]

I have had good times at mountain but not so much at red beans I have been there twice the first time attractive woman in skirt second time older lady.

[Katland]

Clearly and obviously, the best time is the first appointment when the girls are feeling fresh and the most clean they will be all day. Makes sense doesn't it? The last thing you want is to touch her after a full working day of man gropes.

I don't think there is any best time. My two all-time best AMP visits, one I scheduled for 1 hour beginning at 9:30 PM (closing time 10 pm), figuring I would not have to worry about other walk-ins to interrupt. Session ran almost 1. 5 hours and every second was mind-blowing.

The other one, I walked in about 10 minutes after they unlocked the door in the morning and definitely got my money's worth.

However, I've also had lousy sessions, late and early. What I try to do, if I'm trying a new AMP, is plan on 2 sessions a week or less apart. If the first session is a really good one, then next chance I get I return with more money and see what develops.

The performance of the girls is not dependent on time of day, it depends on how comfortable they are with you.

[DodgeManGum50]

J Had a decent time lady at front desk 6 to 7 walked me to room 2 say take off and will come back older lady entered 4 was disappointed but gave a nice massage then flip.

Say yo do I said no you do she did HJ 4.

[Jjbee62]

In general when is the best time to go to an AMP? I always kind of figured it was at night because the girls may be more randy at night. But then again, they might be too tired and just want to go home. What do you think?

I don't think there is any best time. My two all-time best AMP visits, one I scheduled for 1 hour beginning at 9:30 PM (closing time 10 pm), figuring I would not have to worry about other walk-ins to interrupt. Session ran almost 1. 5 hours and every second was mind-blowing.

The other one, I walked in about 10 minutes after they unlocked the door in the morning and definitely got my money's worth.

However, I've also had lousy sessions, late and early. What I try to do, if I'm trying a new AMP, is plan on 2 sessions a week or less apart. If the first session is a really good one, then next chance I get I return with more money and see what develops.

The performance of the girls is not dependent on time of day, it depends on how comfortable they are with you.

[MooPpoint]

In general when is the best time to go to an AMP? I always kind of figured it was at night because the girls may be more randy at night. But then again, they might be too tired and just want to go home. What do you think?

[TravelinJohn]

Came in Monday evening from Cinci. Figured hitting RB on the way in would be a good bet. Got there at 9:00 PM and was greeted by an older 50 ish woman. Long story short, in spite of ample indications otherwise, and despite hearing loud gymnastics in the next room, I got nothing other than a very grudging assist at the ending.

Trying suite H on my way out of town today. Hopefully, the results will be better!

[Jammin 2]

Originally headed to Ariel's, but they were busy getting new carpet. No euphemism, literally they were getting new carpet installed.

So I mosied on down the street and tried out the new place on Michigan and about 83rd. It was a standard medium massage, 60/ hr. However, the therapist was quick picky on the flip, no touch me, for standard tip. She wanted 60 more for that, but in my humble opinion, her body didn't justify anything extra. It was a total mood killer. I won't repeat. For those interested they do offer table shower for $10 extra, but I didn't partake.

Anyone tried Oasis on 96th / Mich lately?

[Jjbee62]

I will add a comment. Most of them will not come right out and ask you if you want a happy ending, in case you are LE. They will point and smile or some such thing. You may have to move her hand to where you want it. Some will ask for a tip before the HE, others will just go ahead and do it and hope you will be generous afterwards. Usually the hour is around60 for the massage and I will tip 40 for HE. I only tip 20 if HE not provided but the massage was good, I will even tip 50 or a little more if the HE was really nice.

Good point. I've found that if my roaming has been effective, shortly after the flip she'll grab me and ask, one way or another, what type of ending I want, including prices for the available options. I've only had one who offered self-service, because she thought I was Uncle. One other place, nothing at all was offered, and she kept me completely covered at all times, even during the table shower. Maybe if I had repeated 5 or 6 times, I could have gotten something from the place, but it wasn't worth the effort.

[WhatsUp73]

It's really quite easy. First, find an AMP. Most of them advertise on Backpage and Craigslist. Maybe you want to choose one close to your part of town, or convenient to work, or where you are less likely to run into nosy neighbors.

Step 2, go there. Some people prefer the 30 minute massage, but I always go for the full hour. I recommend always going for the table shower, if available. It will give you an idea of what might be offered.

Remember, always remove all clothes before getting on the table. Leaving your underwear on tells them, not to touch you there.

There will be a towel on the table, newbies use it to cover themselves. Lay face down on the table and wait. Soon a young, beautiful Asian woman will enter to begin the massage. Just for clarification, young means somewhere between 25 and 75, and beautiful, because I don't want to dash your hopes.

At most AMPs, she will start, standing at your head and leaning over to rub your back. This is the first good opportunity to test the waters. Reach out and rub her legs, be gentle take your time, don't just go immediately for the crotch. If she stops you, don't despair, maybe you were moving too fast. If she stops you twice, enjoy the massage, because chances are, that's all you'll get.

While she's working on your back, she might reach up and give some additional attention to the parts you really want handled. This is a good sign, but it's not definite. Eventually you'll learn the difference between a little tease and a promise of what's coming up.

Once she rolls you onto your back, you'll find out what, if anything, is offered. If she covers you with the towel, you're probably out of luck.

There are 4 possible ways for the massage to end. The first is that nothing happens, she avoids your crotch like it's a pitbull with rabies. The second is the self service oil change, she'll provide the oil, but you're pulling the dipstick. She may assist with cleanup, after your work is done.

Third option is typically called the standard finish, she'll reach out and take matters into her own hands. She might show off some of her assets and allow your fingers to do the walking. Each girl has her own limits and prices.

The final option is, anything else. Most, if they feel comfortable with you, will tell you what's available and how much it will cost.

Some signs your ending won't be happy:

A sign in the room telling you to leave your underwear on.

She makes sure your private parts are always covered.

She firmly moves your hands away when you try to touch her.

She has large hands, a deposit voice, a prominent Adams apple and a suspicious looking bulge.

Depending on many things, your first time might not be what you hope for. You might be nervous, or you might make the masseuse nervous, the boss might be nervous, or the masseuse may just be waiting for you to send the right signals.

Try a few places, eventually you'll find the one best for you. Happy hunting.

I will add a comment. Most of them will not come right out and ask you if you want a happy ending, in case you are LE. They will point and smile or some such thing. You may have to move her hand to where you want it. Some will ask for a tip before the HE, others will just go ahead and do it and hope you will be generous afterwards. Usually the hour is around60 for the massage and I will tip 40 for HE. I only tip 20 if HE not provided but the massage was good, I will even tip 50 or a little more if the HE was really nice.

[Xdc96]

Even to Fat Old Balding Perverts like me (wish I could remember the acronym that was coined here long time ago). Friendly, playful little mermaid made sure I had a happy time.